>Lesbian couple >Islam mentioned constantly and mosque scene >Bollywood talk as if anyone knows wtf they're referencing >main character prefers hideous skinny British paki kid over loyal white best friend >Hijabs
Yeah it's gunna be a pass from me
>Lesbian couple >Islam mentioned constantly and mosque scene >Bollywood talk as if anyone knows wtf they're referencing >main character prefers hideous skinny British paki kid over loyal white best friend >Hijabs
Yeah it's gunna be a pass from me
There isn't. It's the black and white lesbian couple who hover around Kamala's locker every morning. She says they're her favourite couple and she's rooting for them. Canonically in the comic there is a lesbian character who confesses her love to the hardcore Muslim friend (Nakia) and gets no homosexual friendzoned.
>>main character prefers hideous skinny British paki kid over loyal white best friend
this is where i checked out that is not even remotely realistic pajeets jump on white dick the first chance they get
It seems like it’s genuinely aimed at a much younger audience. Does this feeling still persist in the second episode? First one felt like a Nickelodeon show. Also, my sister in law caught some of it and the only thing she asked me was “is she fricking that white guy”? I guess it’s pretty obvious.
Feels very much pitched at mid-teens. With that in mind, it is a cute and entertaining show. Edgelords will hate it but there's still room for some fricking fun in the world for those of us who aren't bitter shells.
Ok. I kinda liked the chemistry she had with the white kid. Her family seems fun, like how most middle eastern families I know are. It just seems a little below my age group, but my nephew and little brother liked it so I’m probably going to keep watching with them, since we don’t watch much things together. Ironically, my niece doesn’t like, despite the female lead.
Feels very much pitched at mid-teens. With that in mind, it is a cute and entertaining show. Edgelords will hate it but there's still room for some fricking fun in the world for those of us who aren't bitter shells.
It was the same with Hawkeye show and its going to be the same with the Hulk show. After all those flops, it feels like Marvel finally understands its target audience: Children.
I liked that she's actually struggling to use and control her powers in this episode even when she makes some progress. She's displayed a basically the reverse Captain Marvel which I think makes her 10x more likable. At least when she starts making bad b***h poses in the finale it will feel somewhat earned.
I love how it shits all over Muslim values and makes the Muslims rage. Won't be long befor one of them goes off and does something drastic in retaliation.
This image made me throw up in my mouth. Iman is still young and will be working out in the future. If she does her part well she could have a nice body.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>could have a nice body >built like a hotel mini fridge
2 years ago
Anonymous
Least she isn't built like beef jerky. Aged beef jerky.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>s-she'll be working out I promise
any day now
2 years ago
Anonymous
pajeets watching everywhere: >"wow she is autistic and annoying and her family is unbearable, just like me"
>will be working out in the future >implying disney/marvel doesnt make all of their stars do insane workout regimens BEFORE they star in anything
>could have a nice body >built like a hotel mini fridge
they need her to be able to connect to the viewers so they have her look like all of their arranged marriage wives
Hot for a sick granny fricker. Natural selection hates you
2 years ago
Anonymous
good, it's still preferable
2 years ago
Anonymous
Iman Villani can be much better than this
Least she isn't built like beef jerky. Aged beef jerky.
I don't support Islam
[...]
Granny frickers go.
>plz u r hav to like show is made with beautiful desi actress of pakistan is very beautiful skin and is smelling very good >u take show and watch u hav 2 like is very beautiful and interesting in my culture
How the frick can this Praying Mantis play a superhero? Marvel must be kicking themselves up and down the conference room for thinking she could anchor Phase4.
I want to learn how to make webms so I can make a webm of that big breasted asian bawd that appeared for a few seconds in the 1st episode on her underwear
Brie was mentioned in the 4th post of the thread. There's no way shills aren't told what to say.
The strategy here is "look, we fricked up, but new product better! consoom"
Yeah they said in an interview the doodle/journal style and background animations were not originally planned they were all added late and they did a bunch of reshoots. this show was supposed to come out late last fall.
seems like they realized it was too CW Nd tried to cover it up with the Scott pilgrim style to make it seem more interesting and different.
Have you never seen this in tv shows before? The MC never gets the perfect guy and he always turns heel. Bruno is going to either end up with her or someone better while they remain friends.
I was in love on a girl that looked like her but was from an Italian family when I was 20. I never told her. Years later someone told me that she felt the same way about me but was scared of telling me. We still talk every month but she is getting married soon. She told me like a year ago while being drunk that we are an amazing couple. I said nothing bc I felt bad for her fiance. I like this show but it really makes me sad everytime she does those dumb faces because she made them too. I want to be with here but I know that it is almost impossible at this point
Show up at the wedding.
When the priest says the whole "does anyone think these two should not be married etc" you stand up
Speak from your heart that you love her.
She will dump her fiance on the spot and run into your arms.
It happens all the time in the movies so it must be true.
Absolute moron, go for it.
You shouldn't fricking care about some fiance, it's about you and her.
You will regret it until the end of your fricking life otherwise.
Its wrong dude. I had this asian girl at work fall in love with me even though she was married with kids. I simply ignored her and when she tried to contact me online after I left that job, I still ignored her, even though it would have been ez. Dont be a scumbag, it just shows you're a desperate frick.
Also in general you do NOT want to be with the kind of woman that says she has feelings for you when shes about to be fricking married. It shows no values on her part and that shes driven purely by emotion. Which you do not want, because if she's doing it with you, she'll eventually do it with some other guy the moment she gets a bit bored of you.
LMAO, one more MCU TV show where the women have to be covered all the time, in the period that the story takes place it has to be winter for all the women to wear sweaters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This was supposed to be a tv show about super heroes, but there is only drama with 20 year old actors trying to be teens, and pathetic Kamala Khan acting like she is 11 years old pathetic characterizations is like Marvel comics pos-Disney, lots of talk and no action, nothing happens in the comics and that is what happens in these MCU tv shows nothing happens but talk even CW's horrible capeshits are better than Disney's woke garbage >
Unapologetically horny.
why horny teenagers in disney is so inaccurate?
To expand >muh postive portrayal of Islam when we'd never give a positive portrayal of Christianity >muh teen drama >literal period reference in a Disney show >oh the British were so bad >BORING A F
And I'm only half way through the episode.
>https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=euphoria,mandalorian,loki,wandavision,%2Fg%2F11qpsdzw80
Will this one break the disney+ curse or will it flop miserably like the others?
This show raised a question for me regarding her parents. Why do boomer muzzies bust their ass to come over to America only to b***h and complain when their children want to assimilate to the culture?
Because they subconsciously know they don't belong and yet they demand white culture cease to exist to cater to them. So that pisses them off.
Imagine how they'd react if a white person went to the middle east and demanded they change literally everything about themselves to cater to the white folk.
One thing I will say about this show is it doesn't feel like it is holding back out of fear of blowing their FX budget, which all the other Disney+ marvel shows feel like they are doing. And because of this the pacing is decent.
Feels like it is written with being a TV show in mind, rather than movie spread too thin.
>it doesn't feel like it is holding back out of fear of blowing their FX budge
Really? I assumed that was the only reason they went crystal powers rather than body morph (easier to animate).
I mean, they literally show the stretchy warp art in the closing credits, cmon.
For a marvel show it doesn't seem too bad.
It's just a little bit too sacchrine and poppy for me.
Feels like the show has a nervous energy to it like a puppy or something desperate to show off and please.
It's just trying a little too hard for me I guess.
>No elastic powers
I won't watch, I was hopping for Elastigirl 2.0 but this show is crap
Frick, she can even grow into gigantess tier in the comics, why Disney doesn't give us what we want?
My problem with this show is it's clearly written by millennials and the voice of the character is supposed to be Gen Z. No Gen Z kid would ever say Baazigar is their favourite SRK movie, they'd probably say Om Shanti Om as the oldest SRK film they've seen besides DDLJ. Also the whole "why should I sit in the back of the mosque" thing but still going to mosque is pure millennial cope. Gen Z hijabis are full on radicalised or wouldn't go to mosque (but still call themselves Muslims).
Guys, I can't get past what a chunker this girl is. Seeing her run or do anything physical without CGI or wirework is laughable. She can't possibly be a superhero. Also the BongPaki who is hitting on her is ridiculous. Those rich boy Indians/Pakistanis who come to the West and drive sports cars only frick loose white slags or the skinniest lightest skin Indian girls (who wear too much makeup) they can find. They don't date fatties, uggos or dark skinned girls. Just look around Toronto, those types of guys shit up the whole city.
Stopped reading the comics around the secret wars.
She was only good written when the creator wrote her and unlike Peter Parker or Daredevil or Clark Kent, no other comic nerd knew how to write her in a interesting and/or different way.
Same with femCaptain Marvel.
Didn't watch the show. Don't care about shows for teenage girls, to be honest.
What I do notice is how all over social media and whatever else, everyone is posting about the actress. How nice she is, how excited she is, how big of a fan she is of the MCU, how amazing she is etc. etc. What's the big idea?
It was even worse. It doesn't even register as a show this time it was an almost constant barrage of propaganda >dykes >whining about oppression because they're learning american history instead of reading about arabs, which they're not they're poos >whining about sexism and patriarchy despite proving the point that the girls are dumb as frick and not as focused as the men and that's why all their shit is falling apart >"women in power would fix everything!!1! :^)" >ugly as frick toddler shaped girl getting hit on >poo hitting on ugly girl >racist government >latinx, which is extremely offensive >blm shit everywhere >black worship everywhere
There's a lot of shit. A lot. And I do mean SHIT. Almost constant propaganda. This isn't even aimed at kids it's not a tv show it's not content. The first episode was bad but this was BAD and felt more like the plot took a back seat to feeding the audience propaganda. Social reconditioning, the show.
>whining about sexism and patriarchy despite proving the point that the girls are dumb as frick and not as focused as the men and that's why all their shit is falling apart
That's more than a little subversive, but they'll never dig at the real reason (Women = Half Of A Man) because it would piss off Muslims.
You think there are different groups of people watching each individual show that comes out at different times? That would be like each Breaking Bad episode having different fans
This was supposed to be a tv show about super heroes, but there is only drama with 20 year old actors trying to be teens, and pathetic Kamala Khan acting like she is 11 years old pathetic characterizations is like Marvel comics pos-Disney, lots of talk and no action, nothing happens in the comics and that is what happens in these MCU tv shows nothing happens but talk even CW's horrible capeshits are better than Disney's woke garbage
cute and fun show
>cute and fun show
This. I'd argue that kamala being a bit shlubby allows her cuteness to be less pretentious. This show works but just barely.
no i will not watch your globohomosexual capeshit
It's less globohomosexual than expected. Seriously watch it
>stars non-white person
>is not globohomo
kys
>Lesbian couple
>Islam mentioned constantly and mosque scene
>Bollywood talk as if anyone knows wtf they're referencing
>main character prefers hideous skinny British paki kid over loyal white best friend
>Hijabs
Yeah it's gunna be a pass from me
Yeah nothing far from the original content. It's not the serie Batwoman or iron heart
Literally does all of this without feeling remotely forced outside of maybe the bollywood talk.
>islam
>lesbian couple
jesus fricking christ are they asking for isis to bomb their office?
yeah this show is pretty haram
Were the lesbians muslims? I dont remember.
There isn't. It's the black and white lesbian couple who hover around Kamala's locker every morning. She says they're her favourite couple and she's rooting for them. Canonically in the comic there is a lesbian character who confesses her love to the hardcore Muslim friend (Nakia) and gets no homosexual friendzoned.
>muslim girl says no way gay
Kek. Based.
Ew. Thanks for the heads up
>>main character prefers hideous skinny British paki kid over loyal white best friend
this is where i checked out that is not even remotely realistic pajeets jump on white dick the first chance they get
No, in general they prefer hideous pajeet over white gods
I've fricked way too many daughters of indian immigrants to fall for your obvious lies.
shill
moron
It seems like it’s genuinely aimed at a much younger audience. Does this feeling still persist in the second episode? First one felt like a Nickelodeon show. Also, my sister in law caught some of it and the only thing she asked me was “is she fricking that white guy”? I guess it’s pretty obvious.
In this episode she has a crush with a pajeet with a Porsche
Ok. I kinda liked the chemistry she had with the white kid. Her family seems fun, like how most middle eastern families I know are. It just seems a little below my age group, but my nephew and little brother liked it so I’m probably going to keep watching with them, since we don’t watch much things together. Ironically, my niece doesn’t like, despite the female lead.
>Ironically, my niece doesn’t like, despite the female lead
You're niece is the only member in your family without shit taste.
>pajeet
why are incels so obsessed with this word?
>incels
why are ramonas so obsessed with this word?
>why are incels so obsessed with this word?
t.pajeet
good morning sir
POO IN LOO
Feels very much pitched at mid-teens. With that in mind, it is a cute and entertaining show. Edgelords will hate it but there's still room for some fricking fun in the world for those of us who aren't bitter shells.
Oh course. It's a Disney product designed to groom children.
It was the same with Hawkeye show and its going to be the same with the Hulk show. After all those flops, it feels like Marvel finally understands its target audience: Children.
>younger audience
Yikes
It's cute and she is charming and makes you want to see her progress. Too bad Brie will ruin it with her shit acting if she does appear.
>0.5 cents have been deposited to your account
>Too bad Brie will ruin it with her shit acting if she does appear.
>le Doreen face
Hoping she'll never appear
She is better looking and better written. She will be better than Brie in their movie.
Iman and Teyonah are going to mog Skeletor hard in that movie. Both in looks and acting.
why do you shills think this tactic will make me watch it?
Not a shill but she is legitimately a better draw than Brie.
>Not a shill
kek
I liked that she's actually struggling to use and control her powers in this episode even when she makes some progress. She's displayed a basically the reverse Captain Marvel which I think makes her 10x more likable. At least when she starts making bad b***h poses in the finale it will feel somewhat earned.
Her botching the rescue at the end made me feel bad for her.
Same, god I hated that kid though and laughed as he slammed onto the car.
Die shill
I'd kill the mouse if i had the chance
>Calling Disney "the mouse"
it's afraid
Marvel consoomers are the fricking worst, goddamn.
>"it's cute"
Grown men do not talk like that. Frick your homosexual ass show and go back to Cinemaphile with your baby talk.
Grown men talk however the frick they want.
If you respect from another grown man, then you don’t describe things as cute.
>Grown men do not talk like that
t. raised by a single white mother
uWu 😉
In the end, she had a crush on her cousin? No reviewer pointed this out but if that was her grandma, and the mom of her crush, her crush is...her dad?
Her grand uncle indeed
Finally, some realism
Funny seeing this, was at a children's hospital and half the kids there were sand rats
you dumb
he wasn't really a cousin that was an excuse
She has an okay face, but she’s kind of chonky. Kamala has some nice fan arts from the comics. I just can’t reconcile the two.
>chonky
yes, that is what high-t men like.
The actress is so fricking cute bros.. post pics
no she isn't
Yes she is.
she's a 5/10 on a good day
Gay
yes you are
No
The size of these hands
I want to lick her eyebrows
>dat face
You know deep down she hates black people
>thicc actress becomes an anorexic sticc immediatly after premiering on disney/netflix
many such cases. just how much do producers bully young girls?
why she looks better in this photo than in her show? wtf
But this clothes are absolute haram.
No shes normal
Looks better cause she is between a chimp and a ham planet
Arabia Stark
No, she is not
>yes, that is what high-t men like.
>this is considered chonky for the low test
You will never hug a woman
any nipslips? the suit seems tight.
She reminds me too much of a muslim girl in school who thought i was cool, so im not gonna watch this
>Seriously
go back to r3ddit or facebook or tiktok or whatever the frick low iq phoneposting internet hive from whence you've slithered from
Why did you not like?
SHUT UP!
The shills are fricking S H A M E L E S S now.
Thanks mods, thanks jannies! I hope r/television&film pays well
>Thanks mods, thanks jannies! I hope r/television&film pays well
im sad bud, this was my last vestige my last retreat
ive been posting on Cinemaphile but its so slow and lame i think im just going to read books or something
zoomers have ruined the internet
>Seriously, it's good
Literally what part of it is good? It's the shittiest of the phase 4 miniseries by far.
Kamala is cute and chubby
I love how it shits all over Muslim values and makes the Muslims rage. Won't be long befor one of them goes off and does something drastic in retaliation.
more like Ms Mogged
brutal
They both mog Brie.
right
Brie is ugly and has aged like milk since 2019.
and yet she's still in better shape than your kid
she looks like a fit 70 year old
good, it's still preferable
This image made me throw up in my mouth. Iman is still young and will be working out in the future. If she does her part well she could have a nice body.
>could have a nice body
>built like a hotel mini fridge
Least she isn't built like beef jerky. Aged beef jerky.
>s-she'll be working out I promise
any day now
pajeets watching everywhere:
>"wow she is autistic and annoying and her family is unbearable, just like me"
>will be working out in the future
>implying disney/marvel doesnt make all of their stars do insane workout regimens BEFORE they star in anything
they need her to be able to connect to the viewers so they have her look like all of their arranged marriage wives
Goto bed Brie
You're upsetting the shills who are programmed to encourage replacement.
Iman Villani can be much better than this
I could be a space pilot
imans got chunky arms
Brie looks like a fit 60 year old woman.
>a fit 60 year old woman.
that's hot
Granny frickers go.
eat lead groomer
Hot for a sick granny fricker. Natural selection hates you
>plz u r hav to like show is made with beautiful desi actress of pakistan is very beautiful skin and is smelling very good
>u take show and watch u hav 2 like is very beautiful and interesting in my culture
Cope more Brie b***h.
u mad
gross
Gross
How the frick can this Praying Mantis play a superhero? Marvel must be kicking themselves up and down the conference room for thinking she could anchor Phase4.
She going in the opposite direction for everything they wanted from her.
The best indicator of a female being a post wall are her veiny feet. Remember lads, always look at their feet!
Everything else didn't already show that?
JUST
Absolutely brutal.
Absolutely haram episode
the actress is a fake muslim prostitute that follows western degenerate lifestyle showing off breasts and ass. I wish putin bombs you homosexuals
i wish israel takes over your shitty mussanmarn country you fricking dirty behnchord
kys marvel shill
I want to learn how to make webms so I can make a webm of that big breasted asian bawd that appeared for a few seconds in the 1st episode on her underwear
stop shilling this shitshow freak
Compare with another Marvel serie and you will see, it's not that bad. I was expecting much worst.
I don't support Islam
stfu chud
Great here comes Brie's autistic posting.
Brie was mentioned in the 4th post of the thread. There's no way shills aren't told what to say.
The strategy here is "look, we fricked up, but new product better! consoom"
>look, we fricked up
Yes they did.
>but new product better!
Unironically yes.
Yes. I am now inclined to get Disney + because of the aforementioned reasons, anonymous poster.
It's for she
Not for you, CHUD
The character of Nakia is a rancid c**t but I find the actress gorgeous.
looks like a man in drag
why'd they make her not stretchy? and why has that not set off all of the spergs that need everything to be comic accurate?
It's what we call an Adaptation
>why has that not set off all of the spergs that need everything to be comic accurate?
They've made their peace that by phase 2.
Why did she let it happen?
any responsible superhero would have let this happen
rips off spider verses style which was already a ripoff of scott pilgrim, but tries too hard
spider-verse was much better than this
Yeah they said in an interview the doodle/journal style and background animations were not originally planned they were all added late and they did a bunch of reshoots. this show was supposed to come out late last fall.
seems like they realized it was too CW Nd tried to cover it up with the Scott pilgrim style to make it seem more interesting and different.
Dude I was the one who was supposed to shill here today. Management gave us a schedule bro
Why does she look latinx?
all mutts look the same
Why they change her powers? I seriously dont get it
finally a show less watched than moon knight
From skinny comic book nerd to fat wattpad midget.
>wattpad
explain
why was it good?
Is it? Im somewhat racist towards apus, rags and muds. But ive watched every other mcu show.
white bros, why is Bruno getting cucked?
Have you never seen this in tv shows before? The MC never gets the perfect guy and he always turns heel. Bruno is going to either end up with her or someone better while they remain friends.
paki here, should I bother w/ this?
I'm too busy watching kino to give a shit abt these marvel shows
Feels more like it's trying to advertise Islam to whites so yeah wouldnt bother
Lead a cute though
>History is written by the oppressors
uhhh does she not know about the Ottoman Empire?
>shills trying to waste my valuable neckbeard time
ما هذا الهراء هذا ممنوع
show made me cry as a pakistani american ngl, i hate how i'll never be accepted here
you'll always be welcomed in islamabad
GOOD MORNING SIRS!
PLEASE TO WATCH THE ENTERTAINMENT.
AND DO THE NEEDFUL!
Yes, I know, but Cinemaphile doesn't know good television.
they should rename the show to Ms Kino
Shalom
I wanna pinch her cheeks.
She does look soft
adorable
shes going to end up being the most powerful avenger
I was in love on a girl that looked like her but was from an Italian family when I was 20. I never told her. Years later someone told me that she felt the same way about me but was scared of telling me. We still talk every month but she is getting married soon. She told me like a year ago while being drunk that we are an amazing couple. I said nothing bc I felt bad for her fiance. I like this show but it really makes me sad everytime she does those dumb faces because she made them too. I want to be with here but I know that it is almost impossible at this point
Damn, that shit's wack
🙂
You know what you gotta do.
Show up at the wedding.
When the priest says the whole "does anyone think these two should not be married etc" you stand up
Speak from your heart that you love her.
She will dump her fiance on the spot and run into your arms.
It happens all the time in the movies so it must be true.
Im so desperate right now that I may end up doing that lol
I'll guarantee you one thing. No one there will ever forget it.
At least we have some laughs, right?
In the end, love wins.
Literally your chance to steal her away she is not married yet
Absolute moron, go for it.
You shouldn't fricking care about some fiance, it's about you and her.
You will regret it until the end of your fricking life otherwise.
Its wrong dude. I had this asian girl at work fall in love with me even though she was married with kids. I simply ignored her and when she tried to contact me online after I left that job, I still ignored her, even though it would have been ez. Dont be a scumbag, it just shows you're a desperate frick.
Also in general you do NOT want to be with the kind of woman that says she has feelings for you when shes about to be fricking married. It shows no values on her part and that shes driven purely by emotion. Which you do not want, because if she's doing it with you, she'll eventually do it with some other guy the moment she gets a bit bored of you.
Why does she look like middle aged woman
Swoony swoon
No one got a webm of her horny dance?
Gimme a few minutes anon, I'm on it.
absolutely kino
LMAO, one more MCU TV show where the women have to be covered all the time, in the period that the story takes place it has to be winter for all the women to wear sweaters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
webm anon please a quick webm of the asian girl with big breasts in her underwear
Lusting for BWC
Unapologetically horny.
It's funny, because later in the episode it's revealed she's actually lusting after her cousin.
Speedwatcherbro...
>
>
Seriously, it's good
>
This was supposed to be a tv show about super heroes, but there is only drama with 20 year old actors trying to be teens, and pathetic Kamala Khan acting like she is 11 years old pathetic characterizations is like Marvel comics pos-Disney, lots of talk and no action, nothing happens in the comics and that is what happens in these MCU tv shows nothing happens but talk even CW's horrible capeshits are better than Disney's woke garbage
>
Unapologetically horny.
why horny teenagers in disney is so inaccurate?
Made for headpats and creampies!!!FACT!!!
fricking gross lol
She's so fricking ugly holy shit
reminds me of lizzie mcguire but w/ capeshit shenanigans thrown in
is every muslim in this show is a pajeet? Astagfirullahallazim
what
I vibe it.
No. Frick you. It's absolute shit.
To expand
>muh postive portrayal of Islam when we'd never give a positive portrayal of Christianity
>muh teen drama
>literal period reference in a Disney show
>oh the British were so bad
>BORING A F
And I'm only half way through the episode.
> never give a positive portrayal of Christianity
He hasn’t watched daredevil, what a plank. Go jump at shadows.
Odin, Zeus, and Ra are real, so you know Allah will eventually be real too. Will Christ become real? Never, probably. Can't explain that.
Nah, there’s plenty of room for interpretation in the broble. Just rename allah/jehovah as The One Above All.
Although they won’t do that, because can you imagine the backlash? Closest we’ll get is celestials.
Isn't he a x-homosexual in comics now?
I just want a cute little muslim gf like Kamala.
unless you're an indian chad you're fricked
>https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=euphoria,mandalorian,loki,wandavision,%2Fg%2F11qpsdzw80
Will this one break the disney+ curse or will it flop miserably like the others?
This show raised a question for me regarding her parents. Why do boomer muzzies bust their ass to come over to America only to b***h and complain when their children want to assimilate to the culture?
Because they subconsciously know they don't belong and yet they demand white culture cease to exist to cater to them. So that pisses them off.
Imagine how they'd react if a white person went to the middle east and demanded they change literally everything about themselves to cater to the white folk.
if she doesn't shrink I'm not watching it
Literally nothing fricking happened this episode. This show is shit and ofcourse her quippy brother is marrying a black woman.
Seriously, frick off
This board is embarrassingly pro-Marvel and I have no idea why. Inb4 shills
>fat Kamala with Iceman powers
this is absurd and offensive even for the 3 comic fans of her
Not my kind of show. It's a low-quality show for 12 year old girls. Which is fine. These shows can exist for them.
>It's a low-quality show
False, it's high quality and super sovful
>for 12 year old girls
True
Looks like 80% of the immigrant packed highschools
>Looks like 80% of the immigrant packed highschools
Says the euromutt in american
Yup, it's kino.
I will now watch your show
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
sex 🙂
she not even good looking but she'll be pushed into everything and anything now
>>Fat Hailee Steinfeld
would let her suck my dick in secret
>haram boota
Legs too short, wouldn't frick.
This show is straight up trash, don't let trannies gaslight you into watching it.
One thing I will say about this show is it doesn't feel like it is holding back out of fear of blowing their FX budget, which all the other Disney+ marvel shows feel like they are doing. And because of this the pacing is decent.
Feels like it is written with being a TV show in mind, rather than movie spread too thin.
>it doesn't feel like it is holding back out of fear of blowing their FX budge
Really? I assumed that was the only reason they went crystal powers rather than body morph (easier to animate).
I mean, they literally show the stretchy warp art in the closing credits, cmon.
For a marvel show it doesn't seem too bad.
It's just a little bit too sacchrine and poppy for me.
Feels like the show has a nervous energy to it like a puppy or something desperate to show off and please.
It's just trying a little too hard for me I guess.
Kamala's Muslim friend is too hot. Need Muslim GF.
so they gave her energy powers instead as to not give giantessgays more fuel right?
I thought it was because stretchy powers look like ass.
easier to animate too i guess. they only had reed on for like 30 seconds of stretching before killing him off
based if true
>No elastic powers
I won't watch, I was hopping for Elastigirl 2.0 but this show is crap
Frick, she can even grow into gigantess tier in the comics, why Disney doesn't give us what we want?
because you people are moronic
Best Marvel D+ show so far
Just because it finally fits the target audience
My problem with this show is it's clearly written by millennials and the voice of the character is supposed to be Gen Z. No Gen Z kid would ever say Baazigar is their favourite SRK movie, they'd probably say Om Shanti Om as the oldest SRK film they've seen besides DDLJ. Also the whole "why should I sit in the back of the mosque" thing but still going to mosque is pure millennial cope. Gen Z hijabis are full on radicalised or wouldn't go to mosque (but still call themselves Muslims).
Kid's shows are rarely written by kids.
Why do you even know so much about that stuff lmao?
Not everyone on this board is a white American.
Im Gen z and all the kids in my country go to the mosque all the time. Well usually Friday or Saturday.
Guys, I can't get past what a chunker this girl is. Seeing her run or do anything physical without CGI or wirework is laughable. She can't possibly be a superhero. Also the BongPaki who is hitting on her is ridiculous. Those rich boy Indians/Pakistanis who come to the West and drive sports cars only frick loose white slags or the skinniest lightest skin Indian girls (who wear too much makeup) they can find. They don't date fatties, uggos or dark skinned girls. Just look around Toronto, those types of guys shit up the whole city.
She lost a lot of weight now, so it could all be a setup for her to convincingly be a badass in Season 2/Marvels.
they really do send shills and bots to this shithole wow
yup, and even worse is that they completly infiltrated Cinemaphile
Stopped reading the comics around the secret wars.
She was only good written when the creator wrote her and unlike Peter Parker or Daredevil or Clark Kent, no other comic nerd knew how to write her in a interesting and/or different way.
Same with femCaptain Marvel.
Didn't watch the show. Don't care about shows for teenage girls, to be honest.
What I do notice is how all over social media and whatever else, everyone is posting about the actress. How nice she is, how excited she is, how big of a fan she is of the MCU, how amazing she is etc. etc. What's the big idea?
It was even worse. It doesn't even register as a show this time it was an almost constant barrage of propaganda
>dykes
>whining about oppression because they're learning american history instead of reading about arabs, which they're not they're poos
>whining about sexism and patriarchy despite proving the point that the girls are dumb as frick and not as focused as the men and that's why all their shit is falling apart
>"women in power would fix everything!!1! :^)"
>ugly as frick toddler shaped girl getting hit on
>poo hitting on ugly girl
>racist government
>latinx, which is extremely offensive
>blm shit everywhere
>black worship everywhere
There's a lot of shit. A lot. And I do mean SHIT. Almost constant propaganda. This isn't even aimed at kids it's not a tv show it's not content. The first episode was bad but this was BAD and felt more like the plot took a back seat to feeding the audience propaganda. Social reconditioning, the show.
>whining about sexism and patriarchy despite proving the point that the girls are dumb as frick and not as focused as the men and that's why all their shit is falling apart
That's more than a little subversive, but they'll never dig at the real reason (Women = Half Of A Man) because it would piss off Muslims.
its kinda funny that most unbelievable thing in this is that ms marvel has fans
You think there are different groups of people watching each individual show that comes out at different times? That would be like each Breaking Bad episode having different fans
how many days did it take u come up with that joke
more days than there are ms marvel fans
Why are you fully grown adults watching something intended for children?
I will not watch Paki c**t sir.
Yes, the nation of Israel is a terrorist country but nothing to do with this thread
They're muslims aren't they? They went to a terrorist temple and got told to shut the frick up by the boss man.
>multiquoting moron
Everytime.
No one uses “mutiquoting” dude
Was that in the dossier?
Which reply are you btw?
At what point did you realize this is just a live action Turning Red?
This was supposed to be a tv show about super heroes, but there is only drama with 20 year old actors trying to be teens, and pathetic Kamala Khan acting like she is 11 years old pathetic characterizations is like Marvel comics pos-Disney, lots of talk and no action, nothing happens in the comics and that is what happens in these MCU tv shows nothing happens but talk even CW's horrible capeshits are better than Disney's woke garbage
I said that I didn't like this character because is only decent when is written by her creator, you tard
The ending was pretty good and the mystery of the bangle is intriguing.
still not gonna watch it lol
Will women ever recover?
Lots of replies. You guys really watch this cringe little kid shit?
WTF is wrong with you?