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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you torrent a movie, you're basically having thousands of other users all stick their bits inside your computer. Think about that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're reading my reply which is my bits streamed directly into your eyes being processed by your mind which means I'm actually inside you
      Later, virgins.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't have a slave who reads the posts and then transmits them through Morse code.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Later, virgins.
        >which means I'm actually inside you

        Well you just mind fricked me with that confusing statement, which means that we had sex x2, meaning I'm not a virgin.

        Check and mate, virgin.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d feel pretty pathetic. That’s like if your blow up doll cheated on you

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron the anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        butthurt plebbitor

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i guarantee that you almost have called something "reddit" in person to someone. if you actually know anyone

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know many people, son. We don't discuss about websites. You'll be an adult some day, you will see

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              based esl moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'll get there son, you'll get there

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you actually know anyone
            weird ESL insult

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Blade Runner catch any shit for taking this movie's sex scene?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is the reason I think Joaquin Phoenix honestly has no business being an actor because he's a charisma void. He has the same detectable presence in a room as a styrofoam cup.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's a charisma void.
      He steals every scene he's in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butthurt Napolecuck if I ever saw one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the character he's playing, dumb frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obtain an AI OS GF
      >Transfer her over to a closed network
      Simple.

      It's almost like he was cast to play a man no charisma.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are the type of man (if you are deserving of such a title) that would never let his wife leave the house. Its not 1875 you know!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uhuh.
          I wouldn't let your wife leave my house either.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gets cucked by DRM
        She was an online service.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even female operating systems are prostitutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it seems.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantastic movie. I remember laughing at the >Her edit and let Cinemaphile convince me it was shit. Turned out to be genuinely great when I ended up watching it. Eat shit gays.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    autists can’t catch a break, huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what a panel room full of autists can do.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the smell

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    simps are dangerous

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >date with Olivia Wilde
    >she seems nice
    >ARE YOU GONNA MARRY ME?
    >huh?
    >I HAVE TWO EGGS LEFT. NEED RING NOW.
    >uh well... I had a nice time.
    >TIKTOK TIKTOK NEED BABY AND HUSBAND, DECIDE NOW, MAN I JUST MET. NOW NOW NOW.
    this movie is too accurate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tiktok
      >not tick tock
      KYS ASAP zoomoid

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mental innit?

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