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Mummies 2023
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I wish I had a mummy (ambiguous)
I wish I had a mummy (incest)
I will be monitoring this thread.
OP here.
Ancient nascar crash was hilarious, and loved star gate easter egg. Will update soon.
Also for whatever reason 2000 years old princess doesn't want to get married.
eye liner looks so good on dudes (no homo)
no it doesn't, your mind is too feminine and you weren't raised by a man
Wrong 3 times in 15 words. Impressive
HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE
AYO WHY DO THEM DERE EGYPTIANS NOT BE LOOKIN LIKE BROTHAS
I don't know what this is, but since they're not Black folk it's already ok in my book.
I remember seeing a poster months back. I think the movie already past its airing date here (we're are a test market country).
Please report back soon.
Reporting back. Cool easter eggs and funny nods. No plot spoilers, just cool things.
Mummies are playing ancient game of Senet using bolts and screws while they are trapped aboard cargo ship.
Exposure to artifical light like spotlights or camera flash reveals their skeleton forms.
Dude has flashback to ancient chariot 'nascar' crash moments, kind of Days of Thunder style.
Mummies interrupted Aida opera play. Opera play Aida is set in ancient Egypt so they are extra confused. Hilarious.
Will update soon.
European animation is awful.
Oh yeah?
Can you or your country do better? Or you just have a big mouth
Using Netflix slop to attack American animation.
lol this is woke shit. It’s hardly representative.
You'd have come up with a counterexample by now if you weren't blatantly ragebaiting.
>lol this is woke shit. It’s hardly representative (of American animation)
Haha, what?
This $12 million movie was unironically better than some of Disney's latest 200 million slop.
>12 million
Yeah, they're money laundering over here because no fricking way.
I like how you can tell Europe is still a couple years behind every trend because they're still using an animation style that isn't utter fricking dogshit.
>Mummies thread
>Just when I have to leave
Oh well, here's one Nefer before I go. Maybe next time.
Cleo? Cleo.
Very cute movie, my favorite part was the near-complete absence of globohomosexual propaganda.
Agree, also archaeologist is not really a villain when he steals the ring, he didn't know about consequences, he just wanted to bring it to a museum, however then suddenly he decides to also kidnap Nefer and keep her on display as a living mummy, sort of King Kong rip off and then he becomes cliché mustache twisting old school villain. Kinda lame.
And as I said, there's a low of funny little easter eggs. A small nod to famous fricked up portrait restoration that become a meme. I wouldn't expect this in kids movie.
Finished. I don't quite understand who is the target audience for this film.
It's not fun and crazy enough for kids, and too childish for teenagers.
There's a lot of small easter eggs and throwbacks to certain movies you immediately recognize.
Tuth having crash at races and being afraid of speed until he faces his demons to come back is clearly from Days Of Thunder with Tom Cruise. There's even wall grinding scene same as in Days of Thunder.
Tuth fighting with main villain on a dozer, when trying to save pharaoh and then after releasing him they both seemingly fall to death only to reveal Tuth hanging below a rock is directly taken from Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
Production design with ridiculously oversized monuments reminds me of Prince of Egypt. Pic very related.
And oddly enough there's a lot of booty shots of princess Nefer. So you know, it looks like animators wanted to show her curves every time they had a chance to do so.
This is my fetish.
the natural urge to submit yourself to horny egyptian queens
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I want to have sex with the Philopator (Father-loving Goddess) and the New Isis (Isis-Aphrodite), daughter of Geb (God of the Earth) and Nut (Goddess of the Sky) Queen of the Nile.
So Cleopatra VII?
Yes that's what I said I said Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator the New Isis (Isis-Aphrodite), daughter of Geb (God of the Earth) and Nut (Goddess of the Sky) Queen of the Nile
You forgot 'loving her father' or something. If I remember right this was also a part of her name.
phiopsator means godess loved by its father
ah OK, so I was close enough
Makes sense.
Philo = loving/lover/love
pathor = must be something to do with father
We need more movies like Mummies. Big budgets suck the kino out of cinema (although there are exceptions).
>12 million budget
>54 million box office
You homies laugh but this shit was a success. Surprised they haven't announced a sequel