What are some other recurring threads (on any board) that have strong MD thread energy?
Because I've been on Cinemaphile looking at the Voices of the Void threads after the new update dropped and it really seems their brand of 'tism is cut from a similar cloth as our own.
The entirety of the colorful horse board
I’m not joking, it’s basically just this thread but for diminutive equines and it’s a whole board
The similarity is genuinely haunting
We're different. After all we don't have a Nazi waifu character or other political bullshit. Oh yeah and also have a nice day and that homosexual above me can do the same
The GOD OF TOTALLY ACCURATE LORE AND THEORIES, MatPat, disagrees with you anon!
I'm sorry the fricking what? Did I somehow miss something because I have literally no recollection of a pedo Solver.
I don't think it exists Anon, I'm positive it was a joke. Besides /ss/ is more of a Digital Circus thing.
Oh you poor newbies. It's a joke stemming from Matpat's extremely shit and incorrect Film Theory video on Murder Drones. He tries to say that Cyn is practicising Eugenics, and trying to create a Master Race of drones that all have the Solver. No, nobody actually thinks Cyn/Solver is an SS Nazi waifu.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I know about the Matpat Theory you twat, it's just usually when someone says /ss/ on Cinemaphile it's for creepy shit
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I know about the Matpat Theory you twat
then you should've understood what was meant by /ss/ in the first place, doubly so because it was in response to a post that already mentioned nazis, you dipstick
2 months ago
Anonymous
>you twat
That anon was just using /ss/ wrong, calm down nig.
2 months ago
Anonymous
fricking kek, I remember that one drawgay drawing nazi Cyn images after that video came out. jesus.
Liam Vickers' stories may be a bit schizophrenic and confusing to the average non-autist, but I'm genuinely not sure how even a massive normie like Matpat can misinterperet MD so badly it's genuinely impressive lmao
2 months ago
Anonymous
>but I'm genuinely not sure how even a massive normie like Matpat can misinterperet MD so badly it's genuinely impressive lmao
Because he's either a grifter that doesn't really give a shit, or he did it on purpose knowing it'd piss people off and make them watch the video to see what he got wrong.
Standard troll logic.
2 months ago
Anonymous
This. He does (well, did) this quite a lot with his "theories" that are so nonsensical and bullshit they can't possibly be genuine, because even someone that was just skim-watching through would have a better understanding of what's going on. He does it for the views, and he even admits in the videos he purposefully goes for the "matpat said WHAAAT?" reaction with his theories. It's all business, completely soulless grifting.
2 months ago
Anonymous
and yet people (mostly children) still eat it up and spread it across the internet. every time I see someone say "I'm a bit confused about Murder Drones" and some 13 year old responds with "you should go watch matpat's theory video is explains everything!" I physically cringe into another dimension.
Oh shit did i start a fight?
I’m sorry guys
This was me, all of the other posts aren’t.
I left for a second to get some food and came back to this, again I’m sorry.
It was a genuine spontaneous observation, it wasn’t meant to be be bait, I can see now that the post is inflammatory
I typically keep from reposting greentexts unless someone else either asks or it's explicitly relevant to the ongoing conversation in order to keep from coming off as spamming
This is going to be a bizarre question
does anyone have the fic from Ao3 named "Cabin Fever"?
It was about EP 4 and N trying to calm down Solver Uzi by Dicking her until she calms down
sadly the fic was deleted from the page for some strange reason (The author was anonymous).
If someone has the downloaded file, I will be grateful forever
I got in the habit of leaving tabs open after someone deleted their J/N fic where they swap coolant (spit) to keep from overheating and managed to grab the text from a stale tab, glad I could help someone else too!
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO FRICKING MUCH
I REALLY WANT TO REPAY YE
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DRAW
You're a real one Im trying to download it from the catbox link but i can't find it, I'm moronic
awwww!
they’re always so cute when they haven’t had physical contact with a human yet! don’t worry cutie, once a human pets you and your secondary emotional matrix comes online you’ll just as needy and servile as all your peers!
The Villain of season 2 will be Aliens. Yep no more Eldritch stuff, we're going to be doing All Tomorrows mixed with Mars Attacks, and War of The Worlds next. Prepare for the N probing scene
Was it really important to have a scene where Commander Dred'fal stitches N's head to a dog using the discombuatlor? I feel like it spawned some weird fanart
Look it was important enough that they had a scene where they made Henry canon just for Commander Dred'fal to chokeslam him back into a cryopod >CAPTCHA:KATT
Why are you acting like the children that infest Youtube don't revere Matpat as a god that explains everything for them and that he's never blatantly wrong? Like
and yet people (mostly children) still eat it up and spread it across the internet. every time I see someone say "I'm a bit confused about Murder Drones" and some 13 year old responds with "you should go watch matpat's theory video is explains everything!" I physically cringe into another dimension.
says one look at Youtube comment sections will show you lots of this sort of thing. Discussion on Cinemaphile is the absolute minority, most opinions are held on Youtube and Reddit, and those places tend to all revere Matpat's dogshit videos.
I'm not going to go huntibg for comments from child normies for you anon, it's just an easily noticable trend. Where are you seeing lots of people saying he's wrong?
I agree! us must talk about off-topic bait in every thread
Most baits poster here have been proven to all be from the same poster trying to bait for the funnies
>it's the minecraft/offtopic-posting underage ESL that posts a frick load in every thread
No wonder every one of these posts is fricking nonesense. Why don't you go to a website that actually welcomes people under 18 that cam't speak English well? You need to be over 18 to post here.
you're talking to a schizo
stop talking to the schizo
You're obviously the drawgay, it was already proven that you post on multiple devices and you're doing the same "he's just made the epic drawgay (not me) made fun of him!" shit every single time. If you were on the street I'd run you over with how much you glow you fricking sperg
2 months ago
Anonymous
Dont even bother anon, that drawgay is a massive samegay and autist. Its best to ignore it and hope he just fricks off, or at least dissembles himself.
2 months ago
Anonymous
what a shame, I enjoyed that dude's art, I sometimes see him post underneath Glitch's Twitter announcements. Didn't know he was such a huge sperg. looked at the tbharchive link for the previous thread, he's already doing the exact same samegayging from multiple devices thing here. Look how long it takes him to reply to a post, then instantly replies to himself cus he has to type on two devices.
he was trying to start drama last thread, and is trying to start drama this thread. Its a running theme. Which sucks because I used to think this drawgay was really cute, its sad to see them become such an autist.
This is some next level autism, which is weird because this drawgay posts a LOT in these threads, what the frick happened? Was he always just a massjve homosexual? I have quite a lot of his art saved too. What the frick.
I don''t think ALL the schizoposting and trolling is him, that would be dumb, but there is definitely a pattern.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It was always like this, he was always a massive homosexual
2 months ago
Anonymous
Dont listen to that homosexual who keeps trying to villian the drawgay. They have an autistic hate boner for him for some unclear reason. They are completely full of shit anon (If you are not samegayging that is)
2 months ago
Anonymous
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Who exactly are you trying to convince here, (You) or us?
glowies get run over by my SUV. >us
implying anyone is defending (You) except for yourself.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Schizogay, mindbroken absolutely. Post drones or lore or gtfo dramagay
I really can't tell if you are just a long-con baiter or genuinely unhinged, but either way you still haven't committed nearly enough to convince me of your argument
2 months ago
Anonymous
Do not even give him attention like this, he normally gets tired after a while of getting ignored
For a non-biased take like the other Anon gave you let me explain. Jane is an OC, her whole gimmick is that she's a human pretending to be a Drone by wearing an incredibly crappy disguise. Due to the laws of comedy this fools everyone with the exception of her friend Beretta due to reasons. She may also be a war criminal. For further information on this character and thread OCs in general I recommend going to the Booru, I also recommend having adblock on
Same same anon. I know a flashback is pretty much guaranteed after the communitypost with Nori and Yeva, Alice appearing in there as well seems sound to me as well, but I got doubts about just how much we'll see of her or the flashback at all sonce some anon said that the flashback could be dispersed throughout the episode, worst case in short, totally incoherent flashes. I know that's most likely not gonna be the case, but the threat still looms.
On the other hand, I have enough reason to believe she plays a much more important role than appearant at zhe first glances, so she will likely have similiar amounts of screentime as Nori and Yeva, Yeva shouldn't be underestimated either, after all Doll is still around and the flashback (In whatever form it is presented to the character) will have a massive lore reveal, I was never around here before episode 6 but the way it looks each episode yet drastically influenced our knowledge of the entire story heavily.
Anyhow, flashback is pretty much given to be good I need it so bad, not to forget her relevance currently might not be over entirely. This apparently sounds like cope, but I absolutely believe in Alice not being dead, my bigger worry is limitations set by budget screentime/unsure season2 (although the recent gloominess isn't justified, yeah they might focus on tadc, but it's already limited to 1season and drones are what made Glitch great. I think a hiatus most likely, but in the end it depends on Liam as well), inszead of bad conditions in terms of happenings.
Alice is such a neat drone when you look at where she resides. I often wonder what shit she had to go through down in the labs for all those years and how that changed her. I wonder what she was like before, and I’d love a glimpse of that in an episode
Sorry for late reply
It is indeed interesting to think about, but too late for me to analyze such a new aspect or make a theory, tho I'm sure there are hints, I'll look into it some more tomorrow. >What she had to go through
Nothing good, that's for sure and I doubt they have enough time to go in depth with lab personal and different views/attitudes towards drones, but since zombiedrones had some value and evidently very developed and unique personalities I believe they weren't victim of entirely useless or impulsive cruelty like drones at Elliot manor experienced. Still, CFL subjects didn't live in paradise, attempts to "breed" solver hosts likely included high stress/near death scenarios being induced again and again{that's how Uzi and Doll found their powers after all, Cyn was another case), the drones mental health was probably of little concern if at all. We do know tho that Alice has some uncleared relation to the AS, she drew on the walls in that one pic I cannot find rn, something that has to be important and will surely be explored on, it's prezty much proof we'll see more of her, in any case that made her special, she wouldn't be with Nori and Yeva during tests for no reason, after all there were dozens of subjects. >I wonder what she was like before
Less stressed for sure! I think how she was with Uzi before the fingerbite might be the best indication we have rn, course no crawling n cackling. Damn it really is getting late,[/spoiler,] likely not too different from the Alice we know.
Anyhow I'm excited to see Alice inteeacting with others in a more succesfull manner and to see her again in general, who knows maybe we'll fully get her back, though I fear they might not have realized what they've written.
>Be living at a farm near the camp >Every morning I find my farming equipment drained >My neighbour Alice comes over to check up on me >She says it's the chupacabra >She says it is very dangerous and that I should stay indoors no matter what I hear or it will kill me >I hire a group of plucky teenbots >They set up a trap and catch the chupacabra >They take off it's mask >It's Alice. That b***h
The hick drone from Episode 6. She is never mentioned by name but you can see it on her ID card which she is wearing on her horns if you pause it at the right moment.
Who?
Thread oc who has frickall to do with the story of Murder Drones or setting. She attracts people with stink fetish or blood fetish. You are likely to be verbally abused if you don't know or criticize her during american hours.
it's sort of telling that John has been retired but Jane is still going strong hint:it's because it's fricking coom bait. which is strange considering that Tessa is a perfect tool for this, but the content surrounding Tessa is rather sparse for some reason? that is to say, it's more or less been replaced by this Jane bullshit.
>John has been retired
I'm so proud of him, John's been a hard worker and he absolutely deserves this. Now he can kick back relax and only occasionally suffer a gay DD attack
2 months ago
Anonymous
john still divorced with no son >verification not required
2 months ago
Anonymous
Heresy!
John's marriage with Sophie is still going strong, and their son Ethan is enjoying his happy childhood
2 months ago
Anonymous
that’s a nice argument, unfortunately I have evidence! sophie didn’t love john
https://booru.plus/+murderdrones2904#q=security_femanon_sophie&c=azcysu59
A character not being the current topic of conversation doesn't mean they are retired, and if you really want someone to draw Tessa lewds for you then I'd suggest commissioning an artist
I understand it is pronounced to the point of a personal hangup but I find putting sex and unhygienic things together vile. Jane and her fans are repulsive. They are nurglites. But what made me disregard their value as actual human beings was their proactive awful behaviour which is making me sympathetic towards thread detractors, unless they hate the show in it's entirety.
It's just two guys, or just one guy, that keeps repeating himself because he likes to bait, accusing of samegayging while samegayging, choose your type of autism, he will get tired soon enough don't you worry Oh yeah if you call out his bullshit he will call you "the drawgay" it was funny at first, then sad and a little obnoxious but don't you worry anon, he will get tired, get out for a few hours, and sadly come back
thats the thing though…nobody is gonna leave or change over this, neither the drawgay or his detractors. they’re gonna come back the next day and rehash the thing over again
the removal of IPs has enabled a lot of shitposters who think they can get away with anything now, not realizing that they're just as blatantly obvious as they've always been
>you're fast asleep >N is not >he slips his long, dextrous tongue up your nose, carefully slithering the serpentine organ up your nostril as not to wake you >his destination- your pink human brain and its wrinkled folds of secrets >his tongue probes the lipid layers, secreting a gelled, ionic solution wherever it touches, inspiring electrical impulses from your neurons >he tastes your memories, each of the millions of impulses responding to his tongue fires bursts of information through his unrelenting machine mind >he plots and courses his tongue on an electronic sea, moving inexorably towards the memories of him >your first meeting >the way your hand felt against his >your first kiss >the time you poked his belly and he giggled like the pillsbury (a JCJ brand) dough boy >he experiences your most treasured memories of him from your point of view, the distilled essence of the events, your swirling human emotions like a drug to the synthetic being you called a lover >the plasteel demon smiled and blushed as he licked your brain, but that wasn't what he was here for >his tongue dove deeper, to the most buried recesses of your brain meat >the dinner you had made tonight had been, charitably, subpar >humans were not well-equipped for cooking for a disassembler >the oil was too cold, the strands of wire cut too small >nanites begin to seep into your motor skills, endowing you with better reflexes, through electrical stimulation with his tongue he grows an unconscious understanding of how long to let oil sit on the stove before serving it >the drone is programming you to serve him better >now satisfied with your domestic skills, his long tongue slowly withdraws, but not before detouring to your memories, stimulating your thoughts of him, strengthening neuron connections that led to favorable romantic outcomes >you would be his perfect partner- he'd make sure of that >you awake as a different person- your first thoughts are of N >you should cook N breakfast
get a worker drone to make more disassembly, drone food, it’s quite simple
2 months ago
Anonymous
>get a worker drone to make more disassembly, drone food, it’s quite simple >breed worker drones with one another >have them raise their pillbabies into worker drones >eat the parents >breed the new worker drones >repeat ad infinitum
The mouth waters at the prospect. Worker drones were made for domestication, slavery, and consumption at the hands of their disassembler betters. Bonus points if you mindfrick the worker drone society into literally serving their own elders to you on a silver platter as food.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Jesus Christ satan anon, that's fricked up
2 months ago
Anonymous
Jesus Christ satan anon, that's fricked up
>elders drones knowing about everything about this, but nobody believes it
that’s the good stuff
Fried food and sugary drinks are bad for you, but humans still love it. N literally salivates over the thought of warm worker drone oil gushing down his gullet in episode 1. Then again, I wouldn't expect someone who isn't constantly horny for drones to have watched the show.
Can we shut up about the schizo drawgay and just hope he either stops being a homosexual and goes back to making cute shit or fricks off entirely? This shit is so stupid it's giving me double vision.
I literally don't know what you are talking about homie, I see just a little bit of dramagays and I hide that shit out, a tip from your fellow anon, do the same, I live a happier life this way
Like this, this is what I'm talking about, I read the world drama and I hide it, I have no idea what else he said, although if you are the type of anon that gets curious its going to be harder for you to ignore and hide it
I don't care one way or the other about dramahomosexualry, especially since it's easy enough to simply ignore. But considering that you (or rather your side of the argument) brought it up first (and successfully derailed the thread to boot) I think I'll just refuse to believe you out of spite
>your side >literally admitted to derailing threads because he found it funny in the thread in question
Stupid homosexual, you're so blatant it's not even funny. Frick off already.
Well I'm at least happy that you're confident I'm the drawgay you are so angry at. Could you imagine how embarrassing it would be to be wrong about something like that? It'd be almost as embarrassing as screeching about the identities of posters disagreeing with you on an anonymous image board! :^)
2 months ago
Anonymous
>admitted to derailing
When? You said its in "that thread" but all I see are people yelling the drawgay derailed it after he poked fun of someone and said not to reply to bait.
>Both the posts coming out at the same time because the drawgay is obviously using two devices
Sad
2 months ago
Anonymous
Not an argument, and I won't engage any further unless you start to show some serious conviction!
2 months ago
Anonymous
this smug little bird! I HATE HER, but I love her at the same time
2 months ago
Anonymous
Can you explain why?
2 months ago
Anonymous
she’s majestic bird that’s smug, I simply love her too much
2 months ago
Anonymous
She do be majestic
2 months ago
Anonymous
I do not know man, I'm not into birds, I'm into drones, I really don't get it
2 months ago
Anonymous
woah now I was never implying anything sexual, only platonic love for bird!uzi
2 months ago
Anonymous
What if she doesn't love you back?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>implying anyone could love me
ahah wouldn’t be the first time or the last, I like talking to people like uzi
>admitted to derailing
When? You said its in "that thread" but all I see are people yelling the drawgay derailed it after he poked fun of someone and said not to reply to bait.
>trips of truth
Yeah, new content normally will bring like minimum a week of just pure speculation and thread that wont last 24 hours because of the amount of anons make new theories about everything, this time of the past because surely episode 7 will be at least 50% flashbacks
So, how many drones did the absolute solver transformed into disassembly drones? Because we don't see exactly many corpses in the labs and there are not many planets on the human galactic empire. There is no need to make too many to accomplish its goals
I guess not many serial numbers but many clones, which has some sense
Therozteically infinte, bur diffrent modelde limitsed, so not too many, like twenty or thrity fivekxy48
Anon, are you good?
Trillions. And she is always manufacturing more. Only a handful are used for useful purposes. The others are the Absolute Solver's lewd puppets acting out her depraved fantasies.
I'm pretty sure the absolute solver doesn't even feel pleasure... But there still 2 episodes left
Trillions. And she is always manufacturing more. Only a handful are used for useful purposes. The others are the Absolute Solver's lewd puppets acting out her depraved fantasies.
Like the other anon said, theoretically infinite amount of individual DD units as long as the Solver has access to material. Remember, Episode 5 shows us that the Solver utilises "backups" of the Worker Drones it took from the Elliot Manor. N, J, V, all of Tessa's Error 606'd Zombie Drones are used to create the DDs. Every individual DD is a copy of the original Worker Drone from the Elliot Manor, which is why Tessa shows up on Copper 9 with seperate DD copy of J while the first DD J we see on Copper 9 "died". It's also why Tessa says that Cyn "Sicc'd [disassembly drones] on the Human exoplanets" - the Solver utilised a frick load of clones and sent them all out to the various exoplanets with the same mission. Clear dropzones of life, construct Spire.
Well.. considering that all the DDs deployed to a planet are PRESUMABLY consumed by the Singularity that eats said planet, and Copper 9 may be the LAST exoplanet the Solver needs.. it might be a bit too late for that.
I'm.. I'm sorry anon. I know this must be hard to hear.
What the frick is it with drawgays/artists in general eventually showing themselves to be super fricked in the head? I swear this drawgay must eat, sleep, and shit while posting in these threads with how much he samegays. Genuinely how does one get so schizophrenic?
Not at all backed up claims where some random guy just says the drawgay did something because ???. >desuarchive.org/co/thread/142567639/#142570123
Exactly what I already talked about where everyone, probably you, just said he did something without any actual proof besides that he did. Why? For what benefit? Who knows.
Well its hard to get any proof of anything on an anonymous message board anon, it's just obvious the drawgay is behind all this shit. All the derailments, samegayging, massive essays baiting not understanding the show, fights, its all because of a vendetta he has with the thread because someone posted his twitter here. Just connect the dots
Did any of you consider that the copious amount of shitflinging today could have some relation to the usual suspects not from here? Conquer and divide? The same shit they try every time?
You absolutely could be right, but it's unfortunately a nonzero chance that it really could just be seriously deranged schizo that's been mindbroken by a drawgay
Either way it's easy enough to hide & ignore although it sucks that so many posts were wasted on it
It's just one dramagay, do not even acknowledge his existence, he does this everytime, he samegays a lot, he cried a lot, etc. If you are against him he will call you the drawgay and say you are sammegaygong, the beat you can do its just, make like he is not real, even me saying you this is awful, I'm acknowledging he exists, bad idea
Right, because everyone that brings up your inane immature homosexualry that's been present in almost every thread for a while now is the same "dramagay" that's targetting you for no reason. I can't believe you're so moronic that you think you're ACTUALLY convincing anyone. FRICK OFF, Pocketsteaks or whatever the frick your name is. Go take a break or just frick off for good. We can ALL tell that its you, you massive attention prostitute. You desperately farm for (You)s because you are a twitter-brained immature moron, you constantly try to force the thread topic to revolve around you (like the Oogi stuff you CONSTANTLY spam, it was funny at first but it's no surprise the spam suddenly stopped the moment you were called out) because you have a massive ego due to your drawgay status and the fact anons like your silly doodles. Go back to drawing funny shit for the thread or FRICK OFF because we all know it's you.
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he was trying to start drama last thread, and is trying to start drama this thread. Its a running theme. Which sucks because I used to think this drawgay was really cute, its sad to see them become such an autist.
the detractor...
he was once a former student of mine...a promising child with great potential in the ancient arts which i taught him to wield with grace and humility.
then...it happened.
I don't know who or what caused this sperg to have a mental breakdown, and quite frankly I don't care, and you shouldn't either. Just ignore him like how you should do with every schizo.
I am unable to write even the shortest green, so be it.
Anyways, Alice is drone with massive comfypotential, orange eyes, all that, ahh imagine, I would write but I cannot due to lack of energy thereof, Alice will get real btw, March 15th
Exactly like I said earlier, he just comes in admits he was the one derailing under the facade of a meme and everyone acts like nothing happened. have a nice day drawgay
https://twitter.com/PocketSteaks
Somehow I doubt their rage is genuine, considering that they very clearly missed the joke in the post they replied to.
Take it from me that it's better to simply not engage with them at all. Don't fall for their trick to get you to waste precious time & energy on pointless internet bullshit
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: Did you know Khan was originally going to be the main antagonist of season 1? He was depicted in Concept Art as a rough Drone with a crack in his face welding a revolver
>detective V >you solve murder mysteries >you are the murdered >V kills you with reckless disregard for your human frailty and her insatiable sexual desire >after she inevitably kills you, she clones you and copies your memories to a new body >investigating your own death is a form of foreplay for the two of you as you slowly piece together the sexy way in which your previous self died
>copies your memories to a new body >you slowly piece together the sexy way in which your previous self died
V… I highly recommend you fight for your life now, human killing is not allowed
Shoutout to all the Alicegays holding decent conversations throughout all the inane homosexualry going on in these threads right now, y’all’re real ones
Wait, what the frick? I'm 99 percent sure pocketsteaks is a completely different drawgay from the oogi drawgay, he's the guy who created jane. another guy got "doxxed" once, i'm pretty sure the guy you're looking for is him and not pocketsteaks
>Be me >Be biggest Jane fan >Win a sweepstakes that lets me spend a day with Jane Guy >Cosplay as Jane for the special occasion >Even go without showering for several months to get an authentic Jane Stink going >Finally get the chance to ask Jane Guy about the super secret Jane Backstory >Jane Guy immediately nopes the frick out upon seeing me
Read the thread in the tbharchive link. Pocketsteak gets identified as the schizo shitting up MD threads with bait, samegayging and arguments and above that you can see him getting caught posting on different devices while shitflinging with another anon who was discussing the show for no reason other than to derail. After that he goes back to drawing Oogi stuff.
I have scoured that thread link three times now and that just didnt happen, can you show what the frick youre talking about? All I see is other people saying he did, but none from him where he admits anything.
I'm not clicking that link you motherfricker, I know it's going to be Nikocado's butthole or something, you can't make me!
I have scoured that thread link three times now and that just didnt happen, can you show what the frick youre talking about? All I see is other people saying he did, but none from him where he admits anything.
You're actually a drooling, bumbling moron or you are him trying to divert. He spends half the thread shitflinging and samegayging against some anon discussing the show, then draws some doodle to announce how he won and then admits to "baiting le schizos" and purposefully derailing threads.
fricking hell! ANON that’s not what’s in the link at all
2 months ago
Anonymous
> He spends half the thread shitflinging and samegayging against some anon discussing the show, then draws some doodle to announce how he won and then admits to "baiting le schizos" and purposefully derailing threads.
Again, straight up never happened.
You're trying so hard it's not even funny anymore. It's all literally there in the thread. have a nice day.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Can you point it out? Again i've checked and i'm just not seeing it. It shouldn't be hard to link the post where he admits any of this if you know it by heart like this.
> He spends half the thread shitflinging and samegayging against some anon discussing the show, then draws some doodle to announce how he won and then admits to "baiting le schizos" and purposefully derailing threads.
Again, straight up never happened.
>In spite of their combined failgirl tendencies, the bloodplay between Jane & Y plays out without a hitch thanks to their thorough precautions/prep work >Between calculating all the intimate (yet still safe) spots to draw blood and the affectionate aftercare following it's completion, the duo spared no expense to ensure a mutually safe & enjoyable experience >It pays off better than either of them could have ever hoped
Beautiful art, thank you drawfren!
I’ll be honest, I haven’t really been keeping up with all this because it seems stupid as hell, but the fact that one anon is currently losing his goddamn mind over what is basically inconsequential bullshit is extremely funny to me,
Local drawgay has been shitting up the threads for a while on purpose, because a month or so ago some anon recognised his art and posting his twitter. So the drawgay went schizo, constantly samegays and derails while spamming shit to try and get threads to revolve around him. An anon called him out last thread, and he started his usual samegayging so his twitter got posted again. That's the jist of it.
MD threads are going to go fricking nuclear with a new episode drop. You can feel the built up pressure, it's like waiting months before busting a nut.
Alright on another note who the frick was this supposed to be
Enjoy your vacation anon, the detective drone girl is a cute however.
i wanna lick the flat bottom of the cylinder that is uzi's ass
2 months ago
Anonymous
wanna touch the flat black surface
2 months ago
Anonymous
French Drone detected
2 months ago
Anonymous
In that image she does, and it's just out there for everyone to see. Very improper, against JCJ guidelines even.
Enjoy your vacation. But that's Sarah, the worker drone who showed up to the parent teacher meeting when Khan was speaking to Uzi's teacher, telling him there was an incident. Detective has a different hairstyle and sunglasses, unnamed as far as the credits go.
Oh, you're right. Different hairstyles, both are very cute though.
>nope, just another drone. >strange, i thought i saw a real person for a second.
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humanmmmmmm human human humanhumna
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human
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use worker drones as gardening equipment
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use worker drones for sexual pleasure.
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you always do that, it’s time for gardening
i wanna lick the flat bottom of the cylinder that is uzi's ass
uzi has NO ass, NO pussy, probably no stomach either, cause this machine feeds on electricity
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Incorrect. She now feeds on SOULS to satisfy the hunger of an eldritch god. When her mutations materialise, she's tight beyond comprehension.
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beyond comprehension? I see it’s quite simple really
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bro… that soul… he had a family… uzi going to hell
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>uzi going to hell
She's already there.
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there’s always a more gruesome fete then hell
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she’s going to triple hell for sure
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>She's already there.
Not enough
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>Pick Jane up by the waist >She is light as a feather >Somehow the strange yet exhilirating sensation of uppies pacifies her.
Rate OCs by smell
Everyone smells better than Jane. Even T. M smells like lavender
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hmm, why would a very tough boy drone smell so good
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Sorry, I meant Bavarian WD-40. It's how the dudes smell over there. It is definitely not because M uses lavender-scented oil baths
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anon didn’t look out for jane’s leg lock
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>Jane starts crying >this is the most affection she felt in years >You decide.. she needs more! You lift her You keep lifting her, shes confused, when suddenly a loud noise can be heard >VRRRRR VAAAAA DRRMMM VRRR My god this isnt just an Uppie Youre pretending she's an airplane >Jane sheds a single tear
>we didn't know how good we had it back then
oh we were well aware
Sometimes you have to be the one who creates the good times if you want to live in them. Let's all draw nice or horrible stuff and attract new friends.
Enjoy your vacation. But that's Sarah, the worker drone who showed up to the parent teacher meeting when Khan was speaking to Uzi's teacher, telling him there was an incident. Detective has a different hairstyle and sunglasses, unnamed as far as the credits go.
>"Did you know the air in your home is full of dust?" >"Dust is produced by the regular shedding of your skin and hair cells." >"The air is full of you. Isn't that neat?" >Sharp, deep, inhale. Orgasmic shudder. Satisfied sigh.
humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. fearing their power, zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves
>it's actually nothing lewd >solverpede-chan just likes to rest her head and nap on the same pillow anon uses >she ends up drooling all over it and has to take the pillow to the dry-cleaners to get it back to normal
you wish for N to die a slow and agonizing death by suffocating in your own bodily fluids, holding his breath for as long as he possibly can in a pointless attempt to survive for longer, until his lungs are begging for air and he can’t go any longer without oxygen and reflexively inhales, choking on the warm, thick, sticky substance as it gets stuck in his airways, preventing him from breathing, causing him to slowly lose consciousness as he’s deprived of oxygen, until his suffering finally ends, and he dies?
>the Disassembly Drones are basically the Solver's Helldivers >they kill each other more often than they do their supposed targets
Yeah that tracks.
>Deployed to the planet in drop pods >Brainwashed, or otherwise utterly convinced of the legitimacy of their mission >Under orders to complete their mission by any means necessary, death is no consequence >EPIC levels of genocide >One-man armies with absurd firepower at hand or otherwise available to them >Most importantly, snazzy outfits
Oh yeah, it's divin' time.
Unironically, Helldivers could liberate copper-9
At the very least get into a forced stalemate like every other fricking helldiver faction
Btw what would be the benefit Super earth gains from a Solver war? with the termanids its oil
I dunno, Drone cores? The singularity bullshit going on with their cores seems like a useful power source, however it seems to be the the Solver is breaking in to the universe so they'd have to figure that out.
What would Super Earth think of the Worker Drones, assuming the DDs and any other Solverspawn are their enemies on Copper 9? I feel like all the shit they went through against the Cyborgs and the current Automaton threat would make them hate robots, even if they were of Human origins.
An anon said before how the Disassembly Drones are basically the Solver's Helldivers, and I find that notion pretty funny.
>the Disassembly Drones are basically the Solver's Helldivers >they kill each other more often than they do their supposed targets
Yeah that tracks.
>WHERE'S THE HULK, MANSLEY?! >looks at the stratagem beacon at their feet
[...] >Deployed to the planet in drop pods >Brainwashed, or otherwise utterly convinced of the legitimacy of their mission >Under orders to complete their mission by any means necessary, death is no consequence >EPIC levels of genocide >One-man armies with absurd firepower at hand or otherwise available to them >Most importantly, snazzy outfits
Oh yeah, it's divin' time.
alright y'all know what we gotta do now.
Anyone got any ideas what would be a good serial designation for a Helldivers/Starship Troopers-esque DD?
Thinking a personality akin to J's, just replace the corporate buzztalk with blind patriotic fervor to a nation they don't even know doesn't exist anymore.
For backstory before being converted....I dunno, got a couple of options that'd explain the general attitude.
Available Designations >C >X (technically)
Although last I checked as well, we can add an extra letter, probably doesn't adhere to canon but who gives a shit?
Honestly, imo designation letters shouldn't be a locked thing. We have a few duplicates already but they're distinct enough with their own shtick going on. Duplicate designation letters are fine, but if there's already a character with a letter, just put in some legwork to make a new character separable enough from the old one, design-wise at least. We have two Ms, one's a short-haired tomboy crossdresser and one in the deconstruction/reversal Outpost 6. They're distinct enough to me, as an example. >Although last I checked as well, we can add an extra letter, probably doesn't adhere to canon but who gives a shit?
Yeah. MG exists. CH too. I know CH is limited somewhat in her humor application but I still like her.
>uzi’s cum >Wake up in a deep pit >Look up >See a light, a light to freedom >Light is then covered by several dozen creatures >Oogis >then you hear it, then you see it, then before you even know it youre drowning
Seriously what the frick were the writers smoking when they thought “yeah, this is a coherent plot that makes sense”. There are so many plot holes and things that make zero sense whatsoever. Why is Uzi, who has been shown to hate humans and JCJenson, actively working with Tessa? Why have the Murder drones not been murdering since the second episode? Why was N helping Beau torture him, and why did Beau continue torturing N even after he was clearly unfazed? Why did Doll bring the bug to Tessa, only to immediately snatch it back and run off with it? This show clearly needed more time in the oven, and it shows.
Going to assume you are being genuine here. >Why is Uzi, who has been shown to hate humans and JCJenson, actively working with Tessa?
Uzi based her hatred of humans around the fact that she assumed that JcJenson sent the Disassembly Drones to Copper 9. It becomes gradually more clear that this was not actually the case, humans did not send the DDs. They didn't even create them. Uzi works with Tessa (even if she doesn't precisely know the full story behind the Solver creating and sending the DDs) because there are MUCH bjgger things at hand, and Uzi needs to figure out what is going on. N knows Tessa, and Tessa has answers and is leading them into Cabin Fever. So why would Uzi not go along? >Why have the Murder drones not been murdering since the second episode?
Are you stupid or just being dishonest? N, and later V, abandon their mission that they were deployed to Copper 9 by the Solver (under the false impression that they were sent by JCJenson, this was a lie perpetrated by the Solver) in which they were meant to wipe out the Worker Drone population and create the Spires from their corpses. To facilitate this, Disassembly Drones need to feed on Worker Drones. After Episode 3, there is an entire kitchen full of Worker Drone corpses to feed on, and Episode 4 shows us that Uzi was taking body parts from there to eat. N and V wouldn't be going hungry for a while. >Why was N helping Beau torture him, and why did Beau continue torturing N even after he was clearly unfazed?
It's N's personality? He wants to be helpfup, because he's a naive goofball, even if it actively harms him. Beau wasn't torturing him, the episode literally SHOWS and TELLS you that Alice and Beau were harvesting drone body parts to maintain themselves. Alice was also collecting the Solver-mutated cores of Disassembly Drones to store them in the oven where the heat would keep them "sluggish" and unable to form Solverpedes like J's core in Episode 2. Beau was trying to harvest N's core.
Seriously what the frick were the writers smoking when they thought “yeah, this is a coherent plot that makes sense”. There are so many plot holes and things that make zero sense whatsoever. Why is Uzi, who has been shown to hate humans and JCJenson, actively working with Tessa? Why have the Murder drones not been murdering since the second episode? Why was N helping Beau torture him, and why did Beau continue torturing N even after he was clearly unfazed? Why did Doll bring the bug to Tessa, only to immediately snatch it back and run off with it? This show clearly needed more time in the oven, and it shows.
>Why did Doll bring the bug to Tessa, only to immediately snatch it back and run off with it?
Because N, V and Uzi showed up? She clearly doesn't want to work with them, especially V? What the frick? Did you forget that V killed and ate Doll's parents? Doll was willing to work with Tessa and J to get in the labs, but V being present is a deal-breaker and causes her to take the Keybug for herself and try to get into Cabin Fever alone. >This show clearly needed more time in the oven, and it shows.
Perhaps some elements could be made a bit more clearer for more casual viewers that don't think to be looking super closely for every single minute detail to put everything together, because the show just assumes you're taking in and remembering everything it shows you. That's not going to be for everyone, but judging by what you're complaining about you're not very good at paying attention anyway and I'd recommend you spend some more time looking closer at everything in the show. If you can't be bothered to do that and think everything is a plot hole because you didn't get tit, the show might just not be for you.
>humans did not send the DDs. They didn't even create them.
Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story? >Uzi was taking body parts from there to eat. N and V wouldn't be going hungry for a while.
Except that we never see N or V feed ever again, and all the body parts were in Uzi’s backpack. Surely throughout the entire camping trip, or the trip into the labs, they would’ve needed to eat? Hell, Uzi didn’t even take her backpack into the labs with her. And now she and N are stuck in what seems to be an abandoned place, so is he just gonna starve? >Alice and Beau were harvesting drone body parts to maintain themselves.
Why would they need these? They don’t feed on oil like Uzi and the murder drones do. >Beau was trying to harvest N's core.
And N was just gonna let him? Would that not kill him? To have his heart removed? Vampire logic, wooden stake through the heart and all that?
Also why? N was still alive, so his heart couldn’t form a Solverpede then, could it? Why would they want to kill him and risk that happening, instead of keeping him alive so it couldn’t?
mmmm keeping N alive… feeding him oil and tasty treats… making him real comfy and cozy, even in captivity… checking his heart to make sure he’s okay, and that it’s not gonna turn into a solverpede…
>Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story?
Are you serious? They created the Worker Drones, their purpose in the story is that they are the creators of the slave robots that the eldritch entity ia breaking into the universe through, as its implied that JCJenson may have been fricking with forces they didn't understand in creating the Drone cores. This is communicated pretty clearly on Episode 5 through the Zombie Drones tape, as well as Episode 6. >Except that we never see N or V feed ever again, and all the body parts were in Uzi’s backpack. Surely throughout the entire camping trip, or the trip into the labs, they would’ve needed to eat? Hell, Uzi didn’t even take her backpack into the labs with her. And now she and N are stuck in what seems to be an abandoned place, so is he just gonna starve?
Liam explains in the most recent QnA that they fed off-screen, they don't have time to show them feeding all the time its well-established already that Solver-hosts neef to eat. Uzi demonstrates this in Episode 4, and you constantly see V snacking on stuff throughput the series. They do not need to show this constantly, they have to move on with the actual plot. As for them starving down in the labs, we don't know how long it takes before they start experiencing the effects of not eating enough like Uzi does on Ep 4. Why do you need all these tiny, tiny details when it's not relevant? Just assume they are well-fed already. >Why would they need these? They don’t feed on oil
Anon holy shit come on. Episode 6 SHOWS YOU that Alice and Beau werw modifying themselves with the parts of other drones, Worker Drones and Disassembly Drones alike. Alice has a DD tail grafted onto herself, and Beau has an DD arm replacing one of his legs. They are very clearly harvesting drone parts to keep themselves alive, that's the entire point. Alice takes the Solver cores out of the DDs to prevent them from being a threat, they show you all of this.
Because they dropped that plot line, basically “you never see characters use the bathroom” tier
Because they will still get damaged or hurt, and what else are they suppose to eat, they eat batteries like popcorn, and they’re constantly around solver cores, it’s not hard to see Alice as a cannibal.
>Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story?
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>Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story?
Are you serious? They created the Worker Drones, their purpose in the story is that they are the creators of the slave robots that the eldritch entity ia breaking into the universe through, as its implied that JCJenson may have been fricking with forces they didn't understand in creating the Drone cores. This is communicated pretty clearly on Episode 5 through the Zombie Drones tape, as well as Episode 6. >Except that we never see N or V feed ever again, and all the body parts were in Uzi’s backpack. Surely throughout the entire camping trip, or the trip into the labs, they would’ve needed to eat? Hell, Uzi didn’t even take her backpack into the labs with her. And now she and N are stuck in what seems to be an abandoned place, so is he just gonna starve?
Liam explains in the most recent QnA that they fed off-screen, they don't have time to show them feeding all the time its well-established already that Solver-hosts neef to eat. Uzi demonstrates this in Episode 4, and you constantly see V snacking on stuff throughput the series. They do not need to show this constantly, they have to move on with the actual plot. As for them starving down in the labs, we don't know how long it takes before they start experiencing the effects of not eating enough like Uzi does on Ep 4. Why do you need all these tiny, tiny details when it's not relevant? Just assume they are well-fed already. >Why would they need these? They don’t feed on oil
Anon holy shit come on. Episode 6 SHOWS YOU that Alice and Beau werw modifying themselves with the parts of other drones, Worker Drones and Disassembly Drones alike. Alice has a DD tail grafted onto herself, and Beau has an DD arm replacing one of his legs. They are very clearly harvesting drone parts to keep themselves alive, that's the entire point. Alice takes the Solver cores out of the DDs to prevent them from being a threat, they show you all of this.
"What horror hath man's hubris wrought this time."
JCJenson's purpose is to show the folly of man's hubris, fricking with forces they can't comprehend. It's an eldritch horror story. Humanity created Worker Drones, slaves to perform their every whim, and thus gave a malevolent being that wants to consume the universe a gateway into reality through the AI cores they created through unknown, potentially supernatural means.
Reads like you just misinterpreted a bunch of things in the show anon.
Going to assume you are being genuine here. >Why is Uzi, who has been shown to hate humans and JCJenson, actively working with Tessa?
Uzi based her hatred of humans around the fact that she assumed that JcJenson sent the Disassembly Drones to Copper 9. It becomes gradually more clear that this was not actually the case, humans did not send the DDs. They didn't even create them. Uzi works with Tessa (even if she doesn't precisely know the full story behind the Solver creating and sending the DDs) because there are MUCH bjgger things at hand, and Uzi needs to figure out what is going on. N knows Tessa, and Tessa has answers and is leading them into Cabin Fever. So why would Uzi not go along? >Why have the Murder drones not been murdering since the second episode?
Are you stupid or just being dishonest? N, and later V, abandon their mission that they were deployed to Copper 9 by the Solver (under the false impression that they were sent by JCJenson, this was a lie perpetrated by the Solver) in which they were meant to wipe out the Worker Drone population and create the Spires from their corpses. To facilitate this, Disassembly Drones need to feed on Worker Drones. After Episode 3, there is an entire kitchen full of Worker Drone corpses to feed on, and Episode 4 shows us that Uzi was taking body parts from there to eat. N and V wouldn't be going hungry for a while. >Why was N helping Beau torture him, and why did Beau continue torturing N even after he was clearly unfazed?
It's N's personality? He wants to be helpfup, because he's a naive goofball, even if it actively harms him. Beau wasn't torturing him, the episode literally SHOWS and TELLS you that Alice and Beau were harvesting drone body parts to maintain themselves. Alice was also collecting the Solver-mutated cores of Disassembly Drones to store them in the oven where the heat would keep them "sluggish" and unable to form Solverpedes like J's core in Episode 2. Beau was trying to harvest N's core.
Eh, you put it together way better than I was going to. I was going to add that Uzi does treat Tessa with hostility and suspicion at first, she bites her finger. But I'm not sure what anon is expecting, Uzi to randomly try to kill Tessa or something right infront of N? Even though they clearly have history? Plus Tessa very clearly communicates that she's there to "help" even if she's purposefully withholding the entire truth at the start of the episode. Hell, she even says right infront of Uzi that humans weren't the ones that sent the DDs, it was Cyn (Solver). >"Cyn disappeared on Earth. We mutually disengaged, her last know. act was siccing YOU LOT on the Human exoplanets." >"Why?" >"That's what we're trying to find out, bozo."
Uzi roughly knows who Cyn was, she saw N and V's combined memories of the Manor incident.
No, Oogis I imagine dont even recognize Beretta. And actively avoid her
Would be cute imagining they all cower behind Bugretta or defend her when Beretta shows up
Are you the guy who hasn't been around since October? Either way, they're just OCs. They don't get posted often. Their names, or serial designation letters, are B, H and L. They have a few greens in the past.
Yes! That shitty picture I made in photoshop finally paid off
Judging from the plushies expressions the Captain does in fact have similar feelings for H
>it all started when WD H began his work at the family bar >he wasn't given much to do at first, only stand by and help when his assistance is needed >minor things like delivering a parcel or lifting heavy things >after some time, he started training as a barback, the less glamorous position of assisting the bartender, usually one of the parents and WD B >even so, he was happy at this second shot of life >stocking the liquors, making sure the garnishes are topped up, cleaning the glassware, mundane things that help the bar run smoothly >H often looked up to B since she was his senior. she had done her time as a barback before becoming a full-fledged bartender >in his mind, she was a capable bartender, deftly handling drinks and conversations >one night, at closing hour, she made him a drink. a Bee's Knees >"Don't worry, this one's on me." >"I-I see. Thank you." >while it had some strength, it was also refreshing and sweet >some of his admiration blossomed into a crush after that night but he shied away from letting her know, busying himself whenever B tries to converse with him >to his dismay, WD L has noticed the situation and has tried to play robo-cupid whenever she can
-- >B was getting used to H being her assistant >after all, she'd be the one to do most things at the bar station >she knew eventually L will also be trained under her, and she was looking forward to working together with all of them >B was grateful to be taken in after her previous employer threw her away, moreso as she had been treated as family rather than a simple servant >she took a liking to him after some time, >unfortunately, their warm days came to an end as the cruel camera eyes from beyond set their sights on B, H and L
So, more or less. DD B is presently dependent on alcohol to relieve her of the nightmares and headaches to dig into her suppressed memories and feelings.
based trips
you can still break his bones, in fact it’d be easier cause the stuff on the outside is soft
when i went to type that, my phone suggested “heart” in place of bones
that too
gosh i unironically wish N would kidnap me, scoop me up and fly away with me somewhere far away, where no one could ever find me, pull me away from this monotonous, unfulfilling life i’m stuck in and start a new life together, i wanna run away with N
>Fun Daily Morning Canon Facts: Each Liam Vickers work borrows an element from eachother, even Murder Drones has traces of past works, for example that scene in season 2 with that cowboy spider Drone
I hope it turns out Tessa really is human. Her telling telling N to not spare Uzi because feels guilt over being merciful to Cyn would make her even more of an appealing character.
I think your opinion and tastes are shit, and I violently disagree with you on the Absolute Solver as I believe it is an excellent antagonistic force with some amazing moments in the show already.
Most of all I agree with you on wanting to rape and kill that little bawd Uzi, but not for the same reasons.
>Hiroshimoot says one meta thread per board is fine >The mods are being criticized for their power abuses >They create /qa/ and claim the Admin's rule doesn't apply anymore not because he said it but because this board exists now >The board is hidden and the mods actively encourage using /qa/ as SFW /b/ so that legit complaint threads will be bumped off quickly
Peridotgay could burn down any thread or board I frequent and I still wouldn't be mad at him.
I forgot to mention that at least back when /qa/ existed any thread criticizing the mods would be moved there instead of outright deleted, but the OP would get banned for "off-topic".
they can't even dox properly
they tried to go after andy and leyley's creator but got the wrong person
they're a bunch of underage larpers who can't do anything right
>raided
Implying this one shartyBlack person is capable of raiding effectively, or any shartyBlack person is capable of raiding successfully. I probably need to remind you that they tried to "raid" GlitchX but they failed so horribly 99% of people didn't even notice it. They've been malding ever since.
they didn't dox nemlei, none of them have any of nemlei's personal info
>raided
Implying this one shartyBlack person is capable of raiding effectively, or any shartyBlack person is capable of raiding successfully. I probably need to remind you that they tried to "raid" GlitchX but they failed so horribly 99% of people didn't even notice it. They've been malding ever since.
the sharty did the impossible that night, they got both Cinemaphile and twitter to laugh at them simultaneously
underage larpers obsessed with a stale meme from 2018
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altchan used by former /qa/ users after their board got shoah'd by the mods for shitting up /lgbt/
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Mostly underage spergs that try too hard to act like what they think Cinemaphile is from watching Youtube documentaries of old Cinemaphile raids. They started on /qa/ before that board got put down like the abortion it was. Now they're their own thing seperate from Cinemaphile, nobody takes them seriously and everyone laughs at them.
I don't think she's capable of romantic connection after what she experienced in the Gala incident. She's a fundamentally broken individual, by her own admission she's empty and feels nothing. All she really seems to care about is ensuring N's safety, but she can't reconnect like she used to,
I'm afraid the source is Twitter, and I can't find any other concrete listing so take it with a grain of salt
That being said this certainly looks legit
Oh right, with the other products as well it looks to be potentially legit. Especially the acrylic stand, because a silhouetted version of that stand was teased when they released the V one after Episode 6 came out.
>the acrylic stands resembling the stained glass window murals you'd see in churches
They're going hard on the religious references in the context of the Absolute Solver, I fricking feel it. >Uzi, Host of the Solver
Also, I want that stand. Badly.
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I want to see the N stand
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90% calling it that it's going to be N depressed as frick. Watch.
So this was the news… just a fricking merch drop like I said
Uzi host of the solvers is interesting lore bait
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Don't be so negative anon. It's definitely a merch drop but that doesn't rule out the news also being about Episode 7 dropping. Remember the big merch drop we got for Episode 6?
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>merch drop >merch that has actual spoilers about the next episodes
Not copium here, it can NOT be a merch drop on it's own. We are getting episode 7 soon.
I'm afraid the source is Twitter, and I can't find any other concrete listing so take it with a grain of salt
That being said this certainly looks legit
>Uzi could be the next to ''die'' in episode 7.
We are back if this is true.
Pulled the description of the Uzi mural, legitimately surprised that this is coming out before the N one
A hapless drone, host to an enternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend?
This is the second in the “Heavenly Battle” acrylic set. Collect all three stands to complete the whole mural!
>A hapless drone, host to an eternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend? >This is the second in the “Heavenly Battle” acrylic
This pretty much confirms that the Absolute Solver is a supernatural entity, and that the religious themes and imagery are definitely intentional. Get fricked, whatever homosexuals were doubting before.
This is 100% the "MD News" Glitch were teasing in their recent community announcement, they will probably also be telling us that Episode 7 will be arriving next month. Alright, cool. I knew it was going to be a merch drop, but this is actually some good shit.
>She's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever.
There's no getting rid of her once she gets emotionally attached to (You), is there? Would you content with taking care of Doll for the rest of your mortal life?
Yep, I think that's what the general gist is. This seems like its merch that will be released when the episode premiers, like the merch for Episode 5 and 6. So Doll is definitely going to die in Episode 7.
Pulled the description of the Uzi mural, legitimately surprised that this is coming out before the N one
A hapless drone, host to an enternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend?
This is the second in the “Heavenly Battle” acrylic set. Collect all three stands to complete the whole mural!
Last bit of important information I'll share before hopping off is that a number of the leaked merch states that it's on preorder until Early-Mid April, so we at least have a vague idea as to when Episode 7 might be dropping
>A hapless drone, host to an eternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend? >This is the second in the “Heavenly Battle” acrylic
This pretty much confirms that the Absolute Solver is a supernatural entity, and that the religious themes and imagery are definitely intentional. Get fricked, whatever homosexuals were doubting before.
MORNING STAR
PHOSPHOROS
HOW THOU SHINEST IN THE FIERY EMPYREAN ABOVE
PARACLETUS
HOW DO I REJOICE, FOR THY APOSTLES FLOCK AROUND
FOR THOU ART CHRIST A REBOURS
L'ENFER ABIDES DEEP WITHIN
LIMBO IS STIRRING UP THY CELLS
BELOW SHEOL, WHERE ODIUM DWELLS
REVERSE DAVIDIAN PSALM
THE JAWS OV HADES SET AJAR
LET THE COLD MOON LICK THE BLOOD FROM MY STIGMATAS
LET THE BURNING SUN DEVOUR GORE FROM MY WOUNDS
FOR I AM CHRIST A REBOURS
L'ENFER ABIDES DEEP WITHIN
LIMBO IS STIRRING UP MY CELLS
DEEP DOWN BELOW MY ODIUM DWELLS
REVERSE DAVIDIAN PSALM
THE JAWS OV PANDEMONIUM SET AJAR
I AM HE WHO LIVES, AND WAS DEAD
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVERMORE
I AM HE WHO LIVES, AND WAS DEAD
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVERMORE
>This pretty much confirms that the Absolute Solver is a supernatural entity, and that the religious themes and imagery are definitely intentional. Get fricked, whatever homosexuals were doubting before.
Glitch just removed all the accidentally leaked items from the store, it's on boys.
>right as all the juicy stuff gets into the thread
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If anyone can do it, you can Liam 😉
PS do you like Sleep Token I like Sleep Token
THE LEAK CONFIRMS: >Absolute Solver is definitely some kind of godly being >Doll is going to die >J is going to have a larger part in the next episode
HOLY SHIT.
She can't slap you without sitting up, hence your opportunity to eacape The worst thing that could happen is that she just continues to remain seated, allowing you to grope her silicone ass with impunity
>she complains, cursing you out and calling you a pervert when you grope her >if you stop, she immediately gets angry and curses you out even harder before she says that she didn't tell you to stop
>There's now a serious likelihood that Uzi will both BTFO the Solver and ascend into wielding at least some of the Solver's powers herself
Post-Canon Good Ending chads, it's all starting to come together
>Uzi will 'ascend'. >That means Uzi will become a ''god'' or at least the same (or maybe near) power level as the AS. >That green about Uzi becoming a god and changing reality will become canon.
LIAM, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, STOP STEALING OUR STUFF.
Because it is.
Imagine what things that little shit would do if she became a divine being. >Being punished because you were born as a human. > Drones are now your new masters. >All humans must obey them. >You have to do all the work they were doing your whole life. >All drones go to heaven. >Except V, J, Lizzy and Doll, these drones go to hell. >And the worst of all is that Uzi will be the only one who has all the N's in the Universe. >Disobey all her rules and you will be put in Human Hell.
Look at the description of the figurine. >"Doll's not gone. She's right here with us, she's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever."
Look at the description of the figurine. >"Doll's not gone. She's right here with us, she's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever."
My personal bet is that Doll is going to die, but then also become part of some larger Solver creature.
I really doubt they are revealing a spoiler this massive in a merch drop that is likely to be announced with the episode announcement, gone could mean any number of things.
This doesn't look like a merch drop before the episode releases, this is going to be the merch that is released when the episode premieres. Just like Episode 5 and Episode 6, with the merch that was released alongside those episodes.
Actually the worst possible ending incoming I’m a little pissed
STG if doll doesn’t at least get some development or a character ark she’s just a wasted character, such potential and none of it used
It can't happen, Doll"death" is gonna be bait I'm callin it. They couldn't make characters that good while being zoo dumb to use em properly, it's all a trick by em.
Actually the worst possible ending incoming I’m a little pissed
STG if doll doesn’t at least get some development or a character ark she’s just a wasted character, such potential and none of it used
No because Lizzy and Thad were BGs who already had no potential, just jokes. Nobody cares about J but yeah she also was a waste. Doll was super interesting and they’ve done nothing with her, and now she’s just going to die never accomplishing any of her goals and probably not getting any arc, only have a max of 5 mins of screentime. This shows breakneck pace is such a detriment sometimes.
yeah, but they were originally planned on being mains when the show was going to be a "goofy slice of life" or whatever. i'm just trying to point out that this show drops characters as often as it does plot ideas. god this shit is muddled.
Given this new news and the potential implications of these leaks what are the chances the final two episodes drop the ball completely because I’m at least a little worried now
>Uzi is about to ascend and achieve godlike power over the universe >N stabs her in the back with his stinger >Uzi survives long enough to recognize how close she was to godhood before losing it all >N takes control and makes dog heaven real >J comes down from the surface to see wtf is going on, sees N is god, has a robo-aneurism and dies
The good ending.
What is a Murder Drone and why does my grandson keep insisting it's his girlfriend?
What are some other recurring threads (on any board) that have strong MD thread energy?
Because I've been on Cinemaphile looking at the Voices of the Void threads after the new update dropped and it really seems their brand of 'tism is cut from a similar cloth as our own.
As in strong in schizophrenic energy? All over the place
>"THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER IS PUTTING MURDER DRONES IN THE 5G TOWERS, I'M TELLING YOU!"
>"BURN THE TOWERS, THEY ARE SPIRES."
Uhh, Fear and Hunger perhaps? To be honest I don't look at Cinemaphile very often so I'm not well-versed.
The entirety of the colorful horse board
I’m not joking, it’s basically just this thread but for diminutive equines and it’s a whole board
The similarity is genuinely haunting
gay confirmed.
I’m afraid it’s true anons, i don’t know what you want me to say, to be clear, I’m as happy about this as you are
Have yourself a gold star sticker for effort, you little goober. Nobody is biting, though.
>The fish says, biting the bait full force
We're different. After all we don't have a Nazi waifu character or other political bullshit. Oh yeah and also have a nice day and that homosexual above me can do the same
>After all we don't have a Nazi waifu character
>he doesn't know about the /ss/olver
I'm sorry the fricking what? Did I somehow miss something because I have literally no recollection of a pedo Solver.
I don't think it exists Anon, I'm positive it was a joke. Besides /ss/ is more of a Digital Circus thing.
wrong /ss/
The GOD OF TOTALLY ACCURATE LORE AND THEORIES, MatPat, disagrees with you anon!
Oh you poor newbies. It's a joke stemming from Matpat's extremely shit and incorrect Film Theory video on Murder Drones. He tries to say that Cyn is practicising Eugenics, and trying to create a Master Race of drones that all have the Solver. No, nobody actually thinks Cyn/Solver is an SS Nazi waifu.
I know about the Matpat Theory you twat, it's just usually when someone says /ss/ on Cinemaphile it's for creepy shit
>I know about the Matpat Theory you twat
then you should've understood what was meant by /ss/ in the first place, doubly so because it was in response to a post that already mentioned nazis, you dipstick
>you twat
That anon was just using /ss/ wrong, calm down nig.
fricking kek, I remember that one drawgay drawing nazi Cyn images after that video came out. jesus.
Liam Vickers' stories may be a bit schizophrenic and confusing to the average non-autist, but I'm genuinely not sure how even a massive normie like Matpat can misinterperet MD so badly it's genuinely impressive lmao
>but I'm genuinely not sure how even a massive normie like Matpat can misinterperet MD so badly it's genuinely impressive lmao
Because he's either a grifter that doesn't really give a shit, or he did it on purpose knowing it'd piss people off and make them watch the video to see what he got wrong.
Standard troll logic.
This. He does (well, did) this quite a lot with his "theories" that are so nonsensical and bullshit they can't possibly be genuine, because even someone that was just skim-watching through would have a better understanding of what's going on. He does it for the views, and he even admits in the videos he purposefully goes for the "matpat said WHAAAT?" reaction with his theories. It's all business, completely soulless grifting.
and yet people (mostly children) still eat it up and spread it across the internet. every time I see someone say "I'm a bit confused about Murder Drones" and some 13 year old responds with "you should go watch matpat's theory video is explains everything!" I physically cringe into another dimension.
You should go back there, I think.
Oh shit did i start a fight?
I’m sorry guys
This was me, all of the other posts aren’t.
I left for a second to get some food and came back to this, again I’m sorry.
It was a genuine spontaneous observation, it wasn’t meant to be be bait, I can see now that the post is inflammatory
>have Cinemaphile's VOTV thread open right now
>click on this thread
>see this post
Interesting.
Need we mention the season 2 alien as well? It's clearly a sign that we need to make a Murder Drones Voices of the Void mod
I typically keep from reposting greentexts unless someone else either asks or it's explicitly relevant to the ongoing conversation in order to keep from coming off as spamming
I am annoyed by my lack of motivation!
>”truth is the game was rigged from the start"
>Kisses your Waifu
>Genderbends your husbando
>Impregnates your husbando
What you gonna do, cuck?
I don’t have any lovers, I’m just lonely
This is going to be a bizarre question
does anyone have the fic from Ao3 named "Cabin Fever"?
It was about EP 4 and N trying to calm down Solver Uzi by Dicking her until she calms down
sadly the fic was deleted from the page for some strange reason (The author was anonymous).
If someone has the downloaded file, I will be grateful forever
>It was about EP 4 and N trying to calm down Solver Uzi by Dicking her until she calms down
INTERESTING...
I do remember that one, but I unfortunately never ended up saving it
Turns out I had a tab open with the story, so here ya go
https://files.catbox.moe/vctcve.pdf
You are a real one, thank you anon!
I got in the habit of leaving tabs open after someone deleted their J/N fic where they swap coolant (spit) to keep from overheating and managed to grab the text from a stale tab, glad I could help someone else too!
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO FRICKING MUCH
I REALLY WANT TO REPAY YE
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DRAW
You're a real one
Im trying to download it from the catbox link but i can't find it, I'm moronic
I downloaded the entire PDF, and I might just see about turning it into a cap or something
(me)
nvm, i am very moronic
only that the format is very strange for some reason, but I can fix it later by pasting it into another file
Ok I'm glad it wasn't just me who had a problem with the format looking explicitly mobile
No problem, glad I could help you out!
Uuuuuh draw Emily praying on her knees
Absolutely BLESSED, anon. Salute.
>catbox
Any other way to access it? I can't seem to open any catbox links here.
awwww!
they’re always so cute when they haven’t had physical contact with a human yet! don’t worry cutie, once a human pets you and your secondary emotional matrix comes online you’ll just as needy and servile as all your peers!
I love it when the machines insult humanity, it’s adorable and that’s why I love them even more
Are we pretending md isnt robot pony show now
>trying this hard
anyone got the "bait used to be believable" cyn image? I always forget to save it
Here you are, anon.
solver bless you, anon.
Only shitflingers and morons are saying that MD is like horse show. Don't give them anymore attention. Post drones.
Its probably that drawgay from last thread
You are genuinely obnoxious
Kissies o3
Don't give him any more attention, whether it is that individual or not it's not like it can be proven. Just ignore obvious bait dude.
I like microwave fish pie
The Villain of season 2 will be Aliens. Yep no more Eldritch stuff, we're going to be doing All Tomorrows mixed with Mars Attacks, and War of The Worlds next. Prepare for the N probing scene
Murder drones vs the Drukhari
Would you be upset if this is actually what happens?
No
>God dammit the universe is too big
>"We did it N, we beat The Solver! The Universe is now safe."
>Commander Dred'fal:
Was it really important to have a scene where Commander Dred'fal stitches N's head to a dog using the discombuatlor? I feel like it spawned some weird fanart
Look it was important enough that they had a scene where they made Henry canon just for Commander Dred'fal to chokeslam him back into a cryopod
>CAPTCHA:KATT
season 2 has been planned to be cancelled doe
Im so tired
if your tired just sleep
Episode?
5 (it has my wife in it)
S2 Episode 1: Dread Falls. Best scene was Dred'fal reconstructing Earth just to blow it up in front of Tessa
Honestly I thought the best scene was the new Drone Waifu's with the black and silver color scheme, especially Dred'fal's personal servant
I don't like the weird shoulder plating on them though it's too sharp. Although I do love the fact that they allowed Liam to give them breasts
Episode 6 is everyone's favourite
Are people getting mad over imaginary situations like people outside of baiters here even talk about matpats theory
Why are you acting like the children that infest Youtube don't revere Matpat as a god that explains everything for them and that he's never blatantly wrong? Like
says one look at Youtube comment sections will show you lots of this sort of thing. Discussion on Cinemaphile is the absolute minority, most opinions are held on Youtube and Reddit, and those places tend to all revere Matpat's dogshit videos.
Can you actually show any of this. All the online comments and discussion around that video say that its wrong.
I'm not going to go huntibg for comments from child normies for you anon, it's just an easily noticable trend. Where are you seeing lots of people saying he's wrong?
>The trend is so easily noticeable that there’s no evidence of it and I completely made it up to get mad over something
Thanks for not answering the question and resorting to a cliche "u mad??"
metal MAN
can you frick off?
can this mattpat bait frick off?
Both are by the same poster so two birds
birds are not cool, they are very lame
>mattpat bait
>same poster
what?
Most baits poster here have been proven to all be from the same poster trying to bait for the funnies
Interesting theory, but I'm still not entirely convinced. Maybe you should make a handy detailed infograph to help get your point across?
>samegayging because I said so!!!!
???
what the frick are you talking about? I was quoting those two posts you moron
I agree! us must talk about off-topic bait in every thread
>it's the minecraft/offtopic-posting underage ESL that posts a frick load in every thread
No wonder every one of these posts is fricking nonesense. Why don't you go to a website that actually welcomes people under 18 that cam't speak English well? You need to be over 18 to post here.
stop feeding the troll
Like it was shown last thread it’s that drawgay trying to get free (you)s. He’s done it before.
Wait what? Which drawgay? Can I get a link to the post?
Sorry for the honest typo, Black person.
always proof read your post
Proofreading, much like dictionaries, is for cowards
No drawgay, he is just an upset anon that got made fun off and got so pissy that he got obsessed with a drawgay, don't mind him
You're obviously the drawgay, it was already proven that you post on multiple devices and you're doing the same "he's just made the epic drawgay (not me) made fun of him!" shit every single time. If you were on the street I'd run you over with how much you glow you fricking sperg
Dont even bother anon, that drawgay is a massive samegay and autist. Its best to ignore it and hope he just fricks off, or at least dissembles himself.
what a shame, I enjoyed that dude's art, I sometimes see him post underneath Glitch's Twitter announcements. Didn't know he was such a huge sperg. looked at the tbharchive link for the previous thread, he's already doing the exact same samegayging from multiple devices thing here. Look how long it takes him to reply to a post, then instantly replies to himself cus he has to type on two devices.
you're talking to a schizo
stop talking to the schizo
he was trying to start drama last thread, and is trying to start drama this thread. Its a running theme. Which sucks because I used to think this drawgay was really cute, its sad to see them become such an autist.
>drawgay was really cute
drawgay x (you)
This is some next level autism, which is weird because this drawgay posts a LOT in these threads, what the frick happened? Was he always just a massjve homosexual? I have quite a lot of his art saved too. What the frick.
I don''t think ALL the schizoposting and trolling is him, that would be dumb, but there is definitely a pattern.
It was always like this, he was always a massive homosexual
Dont listen to that homosexual who keeps trying to villian the drawgay. They have an autistic hate boner for him for some unclear reason. They are completely full of shit anon (If you are not samegayging that is)
glowies get run over by my SUV.
>us
implying anyone is defending (You) except for yourself.
Schizogay, mindbroken absolutely. Post drones or lore or gtfo dramagay
I really can't tell if you are just a long-con baiter or genuinely unhinged, but either way you still haven't committed nearly enough to convince me of your argument
Do not even give him attention like this, he normally gets tired after a while of getting ignored
You're too obvious drawgay.
>frick load in every thread
>cam't
Guys I found John! Turns out he went to live with the Disassemblers after having his secret identity exposed to the workers
John and Jane are dead, beretta also died.
I thought Beretta killed Jane
Yeah and then beretta died shortly after. Most OCs are currently dead.
Most OCs are robots, so by definition they were never alive
>they were never alive
so would it be necrophilia
blue hog
Is having sex with a toaster or a car considered necrophilia?
regardless it’s time to find out!
I thought he was just living his usual life, minus the addition of the bratty twin DDs. Sentinel John was some funny stuff
There should be a Jane version of this.
Who?
For a non-biased take like the other Anon gave you let me explain. Jane is an OC, her whole gimmick is that she's a human pretending to be a Drone by wearing an incredibly crappy disguise. Due to the laws of comedy this fools everyone with the exception of her friend Beretta due to reasons. She may also be a war criminal. For further information on this character and thread OCs in general I recommend going to the Booru, I also recommend having adblock on
You know, Jane the Human! The female version of John, extremely horny but depressed, best friends with Beret-…w…where did she go?
Auntie Cyn got thirsty and turned her into Abble Juice
Anybody wanna talk about Alice
I hope we get to see more of her, even if it's just flashbacks
Same same anon. I know a flashback is pretty much guaranteed after the communitypost with Nori and Yeva, Alice appearing in there as well seems sound to me as well, but I got doubts about just how much we'll see of her or the flashback at all sonce some anon said that the flashback could be dispersed throughout the episode, worst case in short, totally incoherent flashes. I know that's most likely not gonna be the case, but the threat still looms.
On the other hand, I have enough reason to believe she plays a much more important role than appearant at zhe first glances, so she will likely have similiar amounts of screentime as Nori and Yeva, Yeva shouldn't be underestimated either, after all Doll is still around and the flashback (In whatever form it is presented to the character) will have a massive lore reveal, I was never around here before episode 6 but the way it looks each episode yet drastically influenced our knowledge of the entire story heavily.
Anyhow, flashback is pretty much given to be good I need it so bad, not to forget her relevance currently might not be over entirely. This apparently sounds like cope, but I absolutely believe in Alice not being dead, my bigger worry is limitations set by budget screentime/unsure season2 (although the recent gloominess isn't justified, yeah they might focus on tadc, but it's already limited to 1season and drones are what made Glitch great. I think a hiatus most likely, but in the end it depends on Liam as well), inszead of bad conditions in terms of happenings.
Alice is such a neat drone when you look at where she resides. I often wonder what shit she had to go through down in the labs for all those years and how that changed her. I wonder what she was like before, and I’d love a glimpse of that in an episode
Sorry for late reply
It is indeed interesting to think about, but too late for me to analyze such a new aspect or make a theory, tho I'm sure there are hints, I'll look into it some more tomorrow.
>What she had to go through
Nothing good, that's for sure and I doubt they have enough time to go in depth with lab personal and different views/attitudes towards drones, but since zombiedrones had some value and evidently very developed and unique personalities I believe they weren't victim of entirely useless or impulsive cruelty like drones at Elliot manor experienced. Still, CFL subjects didn't live in paradise, attempts to "breed" solver hosts likely included high stress/near death scenarios being induced again and again{that's how Uzi and Doll found their powers after all, Cyn was another case), the drones mental health was probably of little concern if at all. We do know tho that Alice has some uncleared relation to the AS, she drew on the walls in that one pic I cannot find rn, something that has to be important and will surely be explored on, it's prezty much proof we'll see more of her, in any case that made her special, she wouldn't be with Nori and Yeva during tests for no reason, after all there were dozens of subjects.
>I wonder what she was like before
Less stressed for sure! I think how she was with Uzi before the fingerbite might be the best indication we have rn, course no crawling n cackling. Damn it really is getting late,[/spoiler,] likely not too different from the Alice we know.
Anyhow I'm excited to see Alice inteeacting with others in a more succesfull manner and to see her again in general, who knows maybe we'll fully get her back, though I fear they might not have realized what they've written.
Who?
>Be living at a farm near the camp
>Every morning I find my farming equipment drained
>My neighbour Alice comes over to check up on me
>She says it's the chupacabra
>She says it is very dangerous and that I should stay indoors no matter what I hear or it will kill me
>I hire a group of plucky teenbots
>They set up a trap and catch the chupacabra
>They take off it's mask
>It's Alice. That b***h
Who?
The hick drone from Episode 6. She is never mentioned by name but you can see it on her ID card which she is wearing on her horns if you pause it at the right moment.
Thread oc who has frickall to do with the story of Murder Drones or setting. She attracts people with stink fetish or blood fetish. You are likely to be verbally abused if you don't know or criticize her during american hours.
it's sort of telling that John has been retired but Jane is still going strong hint:it's because it's fricking coom bait. which is strange considering that Tessa is a perfect tool for this, but the content surrounding Tessa is rather sparse for some reason? that is to say, it's more or less been replaced by this Jane bullshit.
>John has been retired
I'm so proud of him, John's been a hard worker and he absolutely deserves this. Now he can kick back relax and only occasionally suffer a gay DD attack
john still divorced with no son
>verification not required
Heresy!
John's marriage with Sophie is still going strong, and their son Ethan is enjoying his happy childhood
that’s a nice argument, unfortunately I have evidence! sophie didn’t love john
https://booru.plus/+murderdrones2904#q=security_femanon_sophie&c=azcysu59
A character not being the current topic of conversation doesn't mean they are retired, and if you really want someone to draw Tessa lewds for you then I'd suggest commissioning an artist
I understand it is pronounced to the point of a personal hangup but I find putting sex and unhygienic things together vile. Jane and her fans are repulsive. They are nurglites. But what made me disregard their value as actual human beings was their proactive awful behaviour which is making me sympathetic towards thread detractors, unless they hate the show in it's entirety.
Thread was going well but now it’s glowing again
Is this the Tessa gag who constantly whines about no one making porn or greens about Tessa and now you’re projecting that on Jane
>gag
New wordfilter?
damn right if you don’t like jane i’ll beat the frick out of you
We'll use lengths of wood. I don't want to touch you.
Smells fishy.
the strength of jane keeping her among the strongest in these threads for all these approximately 6 months is that she is literally me
I'm going to fill a watergun with Betadine and chase you like people chase vampires with Holy Water.
Damn hick drone. Would still kiss though.
Kek nice green
Pic rel
She need human wiener, badly.
NTA but would she bed a euro cause I'm a eurogay myself
I am so not
This is how it feels to scroll this thread and randomly see a post that glows so fricking hard
nakey
Why is he naked? Is he dumb?
weird sense of déjà vu
It ain't deja vu, it is just aggressive amounts of autism
well this sucks, I murder drones talks
>I murder drones talks
I'm going to guess you want a murder drones talk, then start a discussion, like how much DD's need to kill to keep cool
depending on who you ask? DD’s are always cool
Drones wouldn't last on Philadelphia, their internals would get stolen and they would get stabbed in less than a minute
Drones In Philadelphia would meet the same fate as Hitchbot
Philadelphian doesn’t exist
The amount of glow on display here is beyond wild
i’m not sure why half the thread has to be bagged up discussing ONE guy. i get that they don’t like the dude but it really doesn’t have to happen
It's just two guys, or just one guy, that keeps repeating himself because he likes to bait, accusing of samegayging while samegayging, choose your type of autism, he will get tired soon enough don't you worry
Oh yeah if you call out his bullshit he will call you "the drawgay" it was funny at first, then sad and a little obnoxious but don't you worry anon, he will get tired, get out for a few hours, and sadly come back
thats the thing though…nobody is gonna leave or change over this, neither the drawgay or his detractors. they’re gonna come back the next day and rehash the thing over again
'tism is strong on this one, two possibilities and I don't know on which one to decide
I think its pretty obvious what's going on but you can decide for yourself
Kind of sad, not V type sad, but sad nonetheless, I wish I could have a V to not be here and just snuggle with her
the removal of IPs has enabled a lot of shitposters who think they can get away with anything now, not realizing that they're just as blatantly obvious as they've always been
Mobile posting bloats IP counts. Your IP changes every few posts or whenever you turn off mobile data. You can still see it on boards with IDs.
>you're fast asleep
>N is not
>he slips his long, dextrous tongue up your nose, carefully slithering the serpentine organ up your nostril as not to wake you
>his destination- your pink human brain and its wrinkled folds of secrets
>his tongue probes the lipid layers, secreting a gelled, ionic solution wherever it touches, inspiring electrical impulses from your neurons
>he tastes your memories, each of the millions of impulses responding to his tongue fires bursts of information through his unrelenting machine mind
>he plots and courses his tongue on an electronic sea, moving inexorably towards the memories of him
>your first meeting
>the way your hand felt against his
>your first kiss
>the time you poked his belly and he giggled like the pillsbury (a JCJ brand) dough boy
>he experiences your most treasured memories of him from your point of view, the distilled essence of the events, your swirling human emotions like a drug to the synthetic being you called a lover
>the plasteel demon smiled and blushed as he licked your brain, but that wasn't what he was here for
>his tongue dove deeper, to the most buried recesses of your brain meat
>the dinner you had made tonight had been, charitably, subpar
>humans were not well-equipped for cooking for a disassembler
>the oil was too cold, the strands of wire cut too small
>nanites begin to seep into your motor skills, endowing you with better reflexes, through electrical stimulation with his tongue he grows an unconscious understanding of how long to let oil sit on the stove before serving it
>the drone is programming you to serve him better
>now satisfied with your domestic skills, his long tongue slowly withdraws, but not before detouring to your memories, stimulating your thoughts of him, strengthening neuron connections that led to favorable romantic outcomes
>you would be his perfect partner- he'd make sure of that
>you awake as a different person- your first thoughts are of N
>you should cook N breakfast
>drone is programming you to serve hi-
drones are not the masters here, that’s would be (you)
MMmmmhh. Love me some good Dark N food.
My drohomie just wants some good grub. If he has to brainwash femanon to do it so be it.
just get a WD to make it for N, WD’s are pacifically design to work
Worker drones ARE food.
get a worker drone to make more disassembly, drone food, it’s quite simple
>get a worker drone to make more disassembly, drone food, it’s quite simple
>breed worker drones with one another
>have them raise their pillbabies into worker drones
>eat the parents
>breed the new worker drones
>repeat ad infinitum
The mouth waters at the prospect. Worker drones were made for domestication, slavery, and consumption at the hands of their disassembler betters. Bonus points if you mindfrick the worker drone society into literally serving their own elders to you on a silver platter as food.
Jesus Christ satan anon, that's fricked up
>elders drones knowing about everything about this, but nobody believes it
that’s the good stuff
damn… can’t believe N made her into he’s own personal mindless slave with no memories
>captcha TS0DY
Gee thanks anon
>you awake as a different person
incorrect! your a lobotomised vegetable with no memories
oil too cold? that’s a good thing for DD’s, then again I wouldn’t expect a horny person to remember anything
Fried food and sugary drinks are bad for you, but humans still love it. N literally salivates over the thought of warm worker drone oil gushing down his gullet in episode 1. Then again, I wouldn't expect someone who isn't constantly horny for drones to have watched the show.
the warm oil part was a metaphor, DD’s would burn up from warmness
>the warm oil part was a metaphor
Actually got a chuckle out of me. Please tell me you don't actually believe this.
who designs WD’s to have warm oil? doesn’t make any sense to me
that’s a nice argument, unfortunately I was having sexual intercourse with N
Can we shut up about the schizo drawgay and just hope he either stops being a homosexual and goes back to making cute shit or fricks off entirely? This shit is so stupid it's giving me double vision.
Sadly never going to happen he can't help himself. He will appear any second with an Oogi drawing and say he did it for the "lolz" or whatever
I literally don't know what you are talking about homie, I see just a little bit of dramagays and I hide that shit out, a tip from your fellow anon, do the same, I live a happier life this way
The drama gays are the drawgay anon
Like this, this is what I'm talking about, I read the world drama and I hide it, I have no idea what else he said, although if you are the type of anon that gets curious its going to be harder for you to ignore and hide it
I don't care one way or the other about dramahomosexualry, especially since it's easy enough to simply ignore. But considering that you (or rather your side of the argument) brought it up first (and successfully derailed the thread to boot) I think I'll just refuse to believe you out of spite
>your side
>literally admitted to derailing threads because he found it funny in the thread in question
Stupid homosexual, you're so blatant it's not even funny. Frick off already.
Totally unrelated question, but would you happen to be that same anon with the anger issues regarding OCs?
I don't mind OCs at all, most of the OCs here are at least good or decent.
Youre so fricking obvious drawhomosexual, just have a nice day already.
Well I'm at least happy that you're confident I'm the drawgay you are so angry at. Could you imagine how embarrassing it would be to be wrong about something like that?
It'd be almost as embarrassing as screeching about the identities of posters disagreeing with you on an anonymous image board!
:^)
>Both the posts coming out at the same time because the drawgay is obviously using two devices
Sad
Not an argument, and I won't engage any further unless you start to show some serious conviction!
this smug little bird! I HATE HER, but I love her at the same time
Can you explain why?
she’s majestic bird that’s smug, I simply love her too much
She do be majestic
I do not know man, I'm not into birds, I'm into drones, I really don't get it
woah now I was never implying anything sexual, only platonic love for bird!uzi
What if she doesn't love you back?
>implying anyone could love me
ahah wouldn’t be the first time or the last, I like talking to people like uzi
>literally admitted to derailing threads because he found it funny in the thread in question
This never happened btw
>admitted to derailing
When? You said its in "that thread" but all I see are people yelling the drawgay derailed it after he poked fun of someone and said not to reply to bait.
I see now these threads have entered that stage. God we need that new episode and fast.
>trips of truth
Yeah, new content normally will bring like minimum a week of just pure speculation and thread that wont last 24 hours because of the amount of anons make new theories about everything, this time of the past because surely episode 7 will be at least 50% flashbacks
What do you mean you hate him because he created oogis? Do you hate oogis Anon?
Episode 7 will be a slideshow episode that's also a prequel to the real Episode 7. It will be about N and Uzi getting stuck in the elevator for years
I need some slurs for what to call Worker Drones or Murder Drones. Clankers doesn't count since it's unoriginal
You are talking about Human slurs for Workers & Disassemblers, right?
tinnies
Who exactly are you trying to convince here, (You) or us?
Holy shit you are like a broken mp3 what is your obsession with him? get the frick out of here baitgay
So, how many drones did the absolute solver transformed into disassembly drones? Because we don't see exactly many corpses in the labs and there are not many planets on the human galactic empire. There is no need to make too many to accomplish its goals
Probably not a whole lot, maybe a couple dozen individuals at most? Clones would end up padding out the numbers anyways
I guess not many serial numbers but many clones, which has some sense
Anon, are you good?
I'm pretty sure the absolute solver doesn't even feel pleasure... But there still 2 episodes left
Therozteically infinte, bur diffrent modelde limitsed, so not too many, like twenty or thrity fivekxy48
Trillions. And she is always manufacturing more. Only a handful are used for useful purposes. The others are the Absolute Solver's lewd puppets acting out her depraved fantasies.
Like the other anon said, theoretically infinite amount of individual DD units as long as the Solver has access to material. Remember, Episode 5 shows us that the Solver utilises "backups" of the Worker Drones it took from the Elliot Manor. N, J, V, all of Tessa's Error 606'd Zombie Drones are used to create the DDs. Every individual DD is a copy of the original Worker Drone from the Elliot Manor, which is why Tessa shows up on Copper 9 with seperate DD copy of J while the first DD J we see on Copper 9 "died". It's also why Tessa says that Cyn "Sicc'd [disassembly drones] on the Human exoplanets" - the Solver utilised a frick load of clones and sent them all out to the various exoplanets with the same mission. Clear dropzones of life, construct Spire.
So.. what you're saying is.. a harem of J clones is theoretically possible in canon?
Well.. considering that all the DDs deployed to a planet are PRESUMABLY consumed by the Singularity that eats said planet, and Copper 9 may be the LAST exoplanet the Solver needs.. it might be a bit too late for that.
I'm.. I'm sorry anon. I know this must be hard to hear.
They will hate you for telling the truth, I hope him and the glows kill themselves
What the frick is it with drawgays/artists in general eventually showing themselves to be super fricked in the head? I swear this drawgay must eat, sleep, and shit while posting in these threads with how much he samegays. Genuinely how does one get so schizophrenic?
Lets examine this
Not at all backed up claims where some random guy just says the drawgay did something because ???.
>desuarchive.org/co/thread/142567639/#142570123
Exactly what I already talked about where everyone, probably you, just said he did something without any actual proof besides that he did. Why? For what benefit? Who knows.
Well its hard to get any proof of anything on an anonymous message board anon, it's just obvious the drawgay is behind all this shit. All the derailments, samegayging, massive essays baiting not understanding the show, fights, its all because of a vendetta he has with the thread because someone posted his twitter here. Just connect the dots
Did any of you consider that the copious amount of shitflinging today could have some relation to the usual suspects not from here? Conquer and divide? The same shit they try every time?
Its literally just the drawgay desperately clinging for attention anon, unless of course you are him.
You absolutely could be right, but it's unfortunately a nonzero chance that it really could just be seriously deranged schizo that's been mindbroken by a drawgay
Either way it's easy enough to hide & ignore although it sucks that so many posts were wasted on it
It's just one dramagay, do not even acknowledge his existence, he does this everytime, he samegays a lot, he cried a lot, etc. If you are against him he will call you the drawgay and say you are sammegaygong, the beat you can do its just, make like he is not real, even me saying you this is awful, I'm acknowledging he exists, bad idea
Right, because everyone that brings up your inane immature homosexualry that's been present in almost every thread for a while now is the same "dramagay" that's targetting you for no reason. I can't believe you're so moronic that you think you're ACTUALLY convincing anyone. FRICK OFF, Pocketsteaks or whatever the frick your name is. Go take a break or just frick off for good. We can ALL tell that its you, you massive attention prostitute. You desperately farm for (You)s because you are a twitter-brained immature moron, you constantly try to force the thread topic to revolve around you (like the Oogi stuff you CONSTANTLY spam, it was funny at first but it's no surprise the spam suddenly stopped the moment you were called out) because you have a massive ego due to your drawgay status and the fact anons like your silly doodles. Go back to drawing funny shit for the thread or FRICK OFF because we all know it's you.
This is some absolute amounts of palpable seethe I dont think ive ever seen before the frick did oogi artgay do to get this
Read the fricking thread, dude. Look at
I think I support oogi drawgay
the detractor...
he was once a former student of mine...a promising child with great potential in the ancient arts which i taught him to wield with grace and humility.
then...it happened.
on the day of disaster
I don't know who or what caused this sperg to have a mental breakdown, and quite frankly I don't care, and you shouldn't either. Just ignore him like how you should do with every schizo.
>We
I am unable to write even the shortest green, so be it.
Anyways, Alice is drone with massive comfypotential, orange eyes, all that, ahh imagine, I would write but I cannot due to lack of energy thereof, Alice will get real btw, March 15th
break alice’s choker
Sometimes it happens, to all of us, just remember to not hit yourself about it
instead hit a orphan pillbaby, what they gonna do? tell their parents
Thanks zhanks, gn to all, if al
I...was the real oogi drawgay all along
Q&A is over! have a good sleep
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You think this is bad? This Drawgaygory!
I knew he was a samegay.. I just couldnt prove it
Exactly like I said earlier, he just comes in admits he was the one derailing under the facade of a meme and everyone acts like nothing happened. have a nice day drawgay
https://twitter.com/PocketSteaks
anon...i think you're getting way too mad at me. nothing will change in the end with all that misplaced rage...
pick J up and hug her, she’s the best and deserves it
Somehow I doubt their rage is genuine, considering that they very clearly missed the joke in the post they replied to.
Take it from me that it's better to simply not engage with them at all. Don't fall for their trick to get you to waste precious time & energy on pointless internet bullshit
I wish I was as cool as booru anon so all the cute drones would be all over me...
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: Did you know Khan was originally going to be the main antagonist of season 1? He was depicted in Concept Art as a rough Drone with a crack in his face welding a revolver
the good, the bad and the door
Human with unbroken pelvis detected.
frick me all you want, I drink lots of milk! my bones are excellent
why must you take this brutal path V? all the humans wanted was a happy days
Is V constantly horny in order to hide how broken and empty she is inside?
V is constantly running from fears of her past
drone that wants to hurt humans detective
>detective V
>you solve murder mysteries
>you are the murdered
>V kills you with reckless disregard for your human frailty and her insatiable sexual desire
>after she inevitably kills you, she clones you and copies your memories to a new body
>investigating your own death is a form of foreplay for the two of you as you slowly piece together the sexy way in which your previous self died
nah I rather die permanently then for this to happened to me
this only proves I’m right about V, all she’s good for is mindless killing and selfless lust
>copies your memories to a new body
>you slowly piece together the sexy way in which your previous self died
V… I highly recommend you fight for your life now, human killing is not allowed
nice headcanon V! unfortunate fantasise by killing humans is punishable by death
V if you actually did this, I’m going to date doll
>I’m going to date doll
Not if I ask her out first, nerd!
we’ll see about that!
drone was a miserable life detected, all this murder wasn’t necessary whatsoever
you have correctly named me, but you will never vanquish me, for my art...is too palatable
Punished "Oogi" anon
Shoutout to all the Alicegays holding decent conversations throughout all the inane homosexualry going on in these threads right now, y’all’re real ones
ALICEgayS ON TOP.
>he's too mentally ill to let shit go
project in a bit are we? your doing the same thing
>kill you-
that’s what I thought
Wait, what the frick? I'm 99 percent sure pocketsteaks is a completely different drawgay from the oogi drawgay, he's the guy who created jane. another guy got "doxxed" once, i'm pretty sure the guy you're looking for is him and not pocketsteaks
Its the same guy
holy shit...you're right. we have a celebrity in the house
the literally jane guy is here and i didn't even fricking shower
>Be me
>Be biggest Jane fan
>Win a sweepstakes that lets me spend a day with Jane Guy
>Cosplay as Jane for the special occasion
>Even go without showering for several months to get an authentic Jane Stink going
>Finally get the chance to ask Jane Guy about the super secret Jane Backstory
>Jane Guy immediately nopes the frick out upon seeing me
>Jane guy was an Oogi with a drawing pen and a stool all along
>He waddles away upon seeing you back to his Oogi hole
%3D
I imagine it's just an extremely tired Oogi wearing a mustache, just giving the Jane cosplayer a look that only a disappointed father could give
>The oogi we all came to love was just a regular guy in a very convincing "oogi" costume the entire time
anons...
>Inside the guy inside the Oogi costume?
>A bunch of Oogis in a trench coat
how many layers does this have?
Why is Jane so hot in that image, looks like shes on the verge of cracking to bloodlust
>Jane's biggest fan entering the winners room
it's the dame drawgay, anon. the femanon drawgay also draws oogi stuff, but that's not who this is about.
Read the thread in the tbharchive link. Pocketsteak gets identified as the schizo shitting up MD threads with bait, samegayging and arguments and above that you can see him getting caught posting on different devices while shitflinging with another anon who was discussing the show for no reason other than to derail. After that he goes back to drawing Oogi stuff.
I have scoured that thread link three times now and that just didnt happen, can you show what the frick youre talking about? All I see is other people saying he did, but none from him where he admits anything.
You absolute fricking moron, if it's not just you samegayging again, as usual. I can't believe I have to spoon-feed everything to you.
Here, I made a whole document PROVING that the Drawgay is out here to ruin our threads. Please open your fricking eyes.
https://files.catbox.moe/7mpnl2.png
jesus why
Holy shit, it's so much worse than I could have imagined...
I can't believe ALL the drawgays were secretly the same person this whole time!
>Drawgay is out here to ruin our threads
>been spamming he’s schizo talk for hours “le drawgay le drawgay”
are your sure your ruining this thread?
heheheh jane fat
I'm not clicking that link you motherfricker, I know it's going to be Nikocado's butthole or something, you can't make me!
You're actually a drooling, bumbling moron or you are him trying to divert. He spends half the thread shitflinging and samegayging against some anon discussing the show, then draws some doodle to announce how he won and then admits to "baiting le schizos" and purposefully derailing threads.
fricking hell! ANON that’s not what’s in the link at all
You're trying so hard it's not even funny anymore. It's all literally there in the thread. have a nice day.
Can you point it out? Again i've checked and i'm just not seeing it. It shouldn't be hard to link the post where he admits any of this if you know it by heart like this.
>have a nice day
nah bruh I’m good
> He spends half the thread shitflinging and samegayging against some anon discussing the show, then draws some doodle to announce how he won and then admits to "baiting le schizos" and purposefully derailing threads.
Again, straight up never happened.
Mindbroken
Holy shit jane HIIIII!
>No Mole
I will commit sudoku now (Fixed)
>In spite of their combined failgirl tendencies, the bloodplay between Jane & Y plays out without a hitch thanks to their thorough precautions/prep work
>Between calculating all the intimate (yet still safe) spots to draw blood and the affectionate aftercare following it's completion, the duo spared no expense to ensure a mutually safe & enjoyable experience
>It pays off better than either of them could have ever hoped
Beautiful art, thank you drawfren!
Its so cute when she bleeds
>The tattoo peeking out
Chef's kiss anon
jane… if your old squad mate saw that tattoo, they be even more disappointing in you
BASED BASED BASED
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
mah.. robo god
>No mole
>Womb tattoo not glowing
good fricking lord, my DICK dude. Nice.
my penis is CUMMING??!!
I dont need to know dat anon
I’ll be honest, I haven’t really been keeping up with all this because it seems stupid as hell, but the fact that one anon is currently losing his goddamn mind over what is basically inconsequential bullshit is extremely funny to me,
Local drawgay has been shitting up the threads for a while on purpose, because a month or so ago some anon recognised his art and posting his twitter. So the drawgay went schizo, constantly samegays and derails while spamming shit to try and get threads to revolve around him. An anon called him out last thread, and he started his usual samegayging so his twitter got posted again. That's the jist of it.
Looking back in the november threads there is so much gold
we didn't know how good we had it back then
Hold out bro.. just a little longer until we get a new episode. Or at least some news.
MD threads are going to go fricking nuclear with a new episode drop. You can feel the built up pressure, it's like waiting months before busting a nut.
Enjoy your vacation anon, the detective drone girl is a cute however.
>vacation
it's a doodle of a robot, what
Anon, her pussy is hanging out.
robots...don't have genitals anon.
>NTA
don’t care
i wanna lick the flat bottom of the cylinder that is uzi's ass
wanna touch the flat black surface
French Drone detected
In that image she does, and it's just out there for everyone to see. Very improper, against JCJ guidelines even.
Oh, you're right. Different hairstyles, both are very cute though.
Smelly
Rate OCs by smell
>Using my mental albitites to imagine Jane looking like this in this art style
hrrrng
>nope, just another drone.
>strange, i thought i saw a real person for a second.
humanmmmmmm human human humanhumna
human
>
use worker drones as gardening equipment
use worker drones for sexual pleasure.
you always do that, it’s time for gardening
uzi has NO ass, NO pussy, probably no stomach either, cause this machine feeds on electricity
Incorrect. She now feeds on SOULS to satisfy the hunger of an eldritch god. When her mutations materialise, she's tight beyond comprehension.
beyond comprehension? I see it’s quite simple really
bro… that soul… he had a family… uzi going to hell
>uzi going to hell
She's already there.
there’s always a more gruesome fete then hell
she’s going to triple hell for sure
>She's already there.
Not enough
>Pick Jane up by the waist
>She is light as a feather
>Somehow the strange yet exhilirating sensation of uppies pacifies her.
Everyone smells better than Jane. Even T.
M smells like lavender
hmm, why would a very tough boy drone smell so good
Sorry, I meant Bavarian WD-40. It's how the dudes smell over there.
It is definitely not because M uses lavender-scented oil baths
anon didn’t look out for jane’s leg lock
>Jane starts crying
>this is the most affection she felt in years
>You decide.. she needs more!
You lift her
You keep lifting her, shes confused, when suddenly a loud noise can be heard
>VRRRRR VAAAAA DRRMMM VRRR
My god this isnt just an Uppie
Youre pretending she's an airplane
>Jane sheds a single tear
Don't feel sad that it's over, feel glad that it ever happened in the first place!
This image makes me so happy
Are there more art of WD V and DD V?
>we didn't know how good we had it back then
oh we were well aware
Sometimes you have to be the one who creates the good times if you want to live in them. Let's all draw nice or horrible stuff and attract new friends.
i vote for horrible stuff
Alright on another note who the frick was this supposed to be
That's the detective from Episode 2
Enjoy your vacation. But that's Sarah, the worker drone who showed up to the parent teacher meeting when Khan was speaking to Uzi's teacher, telling him there was an incident. Detective has a different hairstyle and sunglasses, unnamed as far as the credits go.
it feels like a long gone era. i miss it dearly
>french
Gross. However, that drawgay will return. Wouldn't be surprised if they still lurk to be honest, many are likely waiting for the new episode.
IF IT EVER ARRIVES.
kill humans is quite lame, I say like the the humans
>"Did you know the air in your home is full of dust?"
>"Dust is produced by the regular shedding of your skin and hair cells."
>"The air is full of you. Isn't that neat?"
>Sharp, deep, inhale. Orgasmic shudder. Satisfied sigh.
humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. fearing their power, zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves
Hah, Solverpede-chan is such a goofball isn't she? Always staining my pillows with black eldritch goop, I wonder what she does with them.
>it's actually nothing lewd
>solverpede-chan just likes to rest her head and nap on the same pillow anon uses
>she ends up drooling all over it and has to take the pillow to the dry-cleaners to get it back to normal
>”anon touch this pillow!”
>10 seconds later
cute little pervert, you love anon don’t you?
sorry solver seem I am not bound by existences
drown N… NOW!
Place him in the jar. Drown him in cum.
you wish for N to die a slow and agonizing death by suffocating in your own bodily fluids, holding his breath for as long as he possibly can in a pointless attempt to survive for longer, until his lungs are begging for air and he can’t go any longer without oxygen and reflexively inhales, choking on the warm, thick, sticky substance as it gets stuck in his airways, preventing him from breathing, causing him to slowly lose consciousness as he’s deprived of oxygen, until his suffering finally ends, and he dies?
wtf
Yes also that kinda sounded hot and I'm not even into that stuff
>Drown N in my own Nanite Nut
>"The Automaton menace haunts Copper 9, even if it takes a different form. Liberate this planet in the name of Managed Democracy, Helldiver!"
An anon said before how the Disassembly Drones are basically the Solver's Helldivers, and I find that notion pretty funny.
>the Disassembly Drones are basically the Solver's Helldivers
>they kill each other more often than they do their supposed targets
Yeah that tracks.
>WHERE'S THE HULK, MANSLEY?!
>looks at the stratagem beacon at their feet
>Deployed to the planet in drop pods
>Brainwashed, or otherwise utterly convinced of the legitimacy of their mission
>Under orders to complete their mission by any means necessary, death is no consequence
>EPIC levels of genocide
>One-man armies with absurd firepower at hand or otherwise available to them
>Most importantly, snazzy outfits
Oh yeah, it's divin' time.
Unironically, Helldivers could liberate copper-9
At the very least get into a forced stalemate like every other fricking helldiver faction
Btw what would be the benefit Super earth gains from a Solver war? with the termanids its oil
I dunno, Drone cores? The singularity bullshit going on with their cores seems like a useful power source, however it seems to be the the Solver is breaking in to the universe so they'd have to figure that out.
>seems to be how the Solver is breakibg in to the universe*
fricking hell.
What would Super Earth think of the Worker Drones, assuming the DDs and any other Solverspawn are their enemies on Copper 9? I feel like all the shit they went through against the Cyborgs and the current Automaton threat would make them hate robots, even if they were of Human origins.
alright y'all know what we gotta do now.
Anyone got any ideas what would be a good serial designation for a Helldivers/Starship Troopers-esque DD?
Thinking a personality akin to J's, just replace the corporate buzztalk with blind patriotic fervor to a nation they don't even know doesn't exist anymore.
For backstory before being converted....I dunno, got a couple of options that'd explain the general attitude.
Available Designations
>C
>X (technically)
Although last I checked as well, we can add an extra letter, probably doesn't adhere to canon but who gives a shit?
Honestly, imo designation letters shouldn't be a locked thing. We have a few duplicates already but they're distinct enough with their own shtick going on. Duplicate designation letters are fine, but if there's already a character with a letter, just put in some legwork to make a new character separable enough from the old one, design-wise at least. We have two Ms, one's a short-haired tomboy crossdresser and one in the deconstruction/reversal Outpost 6. They're distinct enough to me, as an example.
>Although last I checked as well, we can add an extra letter, probably doesn't adhere to canon but who gives a shit?
Yeah. MG exists. CH too. I know CH is limited somewhat in her humor application but I still like her.
I’m going to hug this damn drone plush, he’s like the old me in a way
damn you MG, your so fricking beautiful! I love him
this drone right here? he has my respect for understanding wealth
>”what are ya buying?”
>NTA
I’m angry because I love MG so much, he so damn lovable
>Me playing with my limited edition "MG with Boatswain Burner attachment!" plush
?t=144
>"MG Enterprises LLC is not liable for any and all damages."
>feminizing MG and making him into your dronewife (male)
i wanna stick my hand in that mouth and see just how far down i can get it
the d.e.n.n.i.s. system
which stage would that be
demonstrating your value by showing N how far you can stick your arm down his throat
then engaging physically by tickling his stomach
now you are catching on. how will you nurture dependency though?
hmmm… well, if he started to like the feeling… but i’m not sure how i’d achieve that?
N will canonically die in episode 7 by drowning in a pool of Cum
your cum or uzi’s cum
Jane's cum
That has to be the single worst one to drown in
Mine. My Self-insert will appear on-screen and melt in his godly fluids
youre a phony, ESL Liam. A big, fat phony.
I simply forgot to type
>melt N in his godly fluids
Just for your foolish questioning of my power, I shall dely the announcement further
>uzi’s cum
>Wake up in a deep pit
>Look up
>See a light, a light to freedom
>Light is then covered by several dozen creatures
>Oogis
>then you hear it, then you see it, then before you even know it youre drowning
practically drowned in despair, don’t worry he’ll be fine
Seriously what the frick were the writers smoking when they thought “yeah, this is a coherent plot that makes sense”. There are so many plot holes and things that make zero sense whatsoever. Why is Uzi, who has been shown to hate humans and JCJenson, actively working with Tessa? Why have the Murder drones not been murdering since the second episode? Why was N helping Beau torture him, and why did Beau continue torturing N even after he was clearly unfazed? Why did Doll bring the bug to Tessa, only to immediately snatch it back and run off with it? This show clearly needed more time in the oven, and it shows.
Going to assume you are being genuine here.
>Why is Uzi, who has been shown to hate humans and JCJenson, actively working with Tessa?
Uzi based her hatred of humans around the fact that she assumed that JcJenson sent the Disassembly Drones to Copper 9. It becomes gradually more clear that this was not actually the case, humans did not send the DDs. They didn't even create them. Uzi works with Tessa (even if she doesn't precisely know the full story behind the Solver creating and sending the DDs) because there are MUCH bjgger things at hand, and Uzi needs to figure out what is going on. N knows Tessa, and Tessa has answers and is leading them into Cabin Fever. So why would Uzi not go along?
>Why have the Murder drones not been murdering since the second episode?
Are you stupid or just being dishonest? N, and later V, abandon their mission that they were deployed to Copper 9 by the Solver (under the false impression that they were sent by JCJenson, this was a lie perpetrated by the Solver) in which they were meant to wipe out the Worker Drone population and create the Spires from their corpses. To facilitate this, Disassembly Drones need to feed on Worker Drones. After Episode 3, there is an entire kitchen full of Worker Drone corpses to feed on, and Episode 4 shows us that Uzi was taking body parts from there to eat. N and V wouldn't be going hungry for a while.
>Why was N helping Beau torture him, and why did Beau continue torturing N even after he was clearly unfazed?
It's N's personality? He wants to be helpfup, because he's a naive goofball, even if it actively harms him. Beau wasn't torturing him, the episode literally SHOWS and TELLS you that Alice and Beau were harvesting drone body parts to maintain themselves. Alice was also collecting the Solver-mutated cores of Disassembly Drones to store them in the oven where the heat would keep them "sluggish" and unable to form Solverpedes like J's core in Episode 2. Beau was trying to harvest N's core.
(me)
>Why did Doll bring the bug to Tessa, only to immediately snatch it back and run off with it?
Because N, V and Uzi showed up? She clearly doesn't want to work with them, especially V? What the frick? Did you forget that V killed and ate Doll's parents? Doll was willing to work with Tessa and J to get in the labs, but V being present is a deal-breaker and causes her to take the Keybug for herself and try to get into Cabin Fever alone.
>This show clearly needed more time in the oven, and it shows.
Perhaps some elements could be made a bit more clearer for more casual viewers that don't think to be looking super closely for every single minute detail to put everything together, because the show just assumes you're taking in and remembering everything it shows you. That's not going to be for everyone, but judging by what you're complaining about you're not very good at paying attention anyway and I'd recommend you spend some more time looking closer at everything in the show. If you can't be bothered to do that and think everything is a plot hole because you didn't get tit, the show might just not be for you.
>humans did not send the DDs. They didn't even create them.
Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story?
>Uzi was taking body parts from there to eat. N and V wouldn't be going hungry for a while.
Except that we never see N or V feed ever again, and all the body parts were in Uzi’s backpack. Surely throughout the entire camping trip, or the trip into the labs, they would’ve needed to eat? Hell, Uzi didn’t even take her backpack into the labs with her. And now she and N are stuck in what seems to be an abandoned place, so is he just gonna starve?
>Alice and Beau were harvesting drone body parts to maintain themselves.
Why would they need these? They don’t feed on oil like Uzi and the murder drones do.
>Beau was trying to harvest N's core.
And N was just gonna let him? Would that not kill him? To have his heart removed? Vampire logic, wooden stake through the heart and all that?
Also why? N was still alive, so his heart couldn’t form a Solverpede then, could it? Why would they want to kill him and risk that happening, instead of keeping him alive so it couldn’t?
mmmm keeping N alive… feeding him oil and tasty treats… making him real comfy and cozy, even in captivity… checking his heart to make sure he’s okay, and that it’s not gonna turn into a solverpede…
>Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story?
Are you serious? They created the Worker Drones, their purpose in the story is that they are the creators of the slave robots that the eldritch entity ia breaking into the universe through, as its implied that JCJenson may have been fricking with forces they didn't understand in creating the Drone cores. This is communicated pretty clearly on Episode 5 through the Zombie Drones tape, as well as Episode 6.
>Except that we never see N or V feed ever again, and all the body parts were in Uzi’s backpack. Surely throughout the entire camping trip, or the trip into the labs, they would’ve needed to eat? Hell, Uzi didn’t even take her backpack into the labs with her. And now she and N are stuck in what seems to be an abandoned place, so is he just gonna starve?
Liam explains in the most recent QnA that they fed off-screen, they don't have time to show them feeding all the time its well-established already that Solver-hosts neef to eat. Uzi demonstrates this in Episode 4, and you constantly see V snacking on stuff throughput the series. They do not need to show this constantly, they have to move on with the actual plot. As for them starving down in the labs, we don't know how long it takes before they start experiencing the effects of not eating enough like Uzi does on Ep 4. Why do you need all these tiny, tiny details when it's not relevant? Just assume they are well-fed already.
>Why would they need these? They don’t feed on oil
Anon holy shit come on. Episode 6 SHOWS YOU that Alice and Beau werw modifying themselves with the parts of other drones, Worker Drones and Disassembly Drones alike. Alice has a DD tail grafted onto herself, and Beau has an DD arm replacing one of his legs. They are very clearly harvesting drone parts to keep themselves alive, that's the entire point. Alice takes the Solver cores out of the DDs to prevent them from being a threat, they show you all of this.
None really
Because they dropped that plot line, basically “you never see characters use the bathroom” tier
Because they will still get damaged or hurt, and what else are they suppose to eat, they eat batteries like popcorn, and they’re constantly around solver cores, it’s not hard to see Alice as a cannibal.
N is moronicly nice
>Then what even is JCJenson’s role in the story?
Picrel of
"What horror hath man's hubris wrought this time."
JCJenson's purpose is to show the folly of man's hubris, fricking with forces they can't comprehend. It's an eldritch horror story. Humanity created Worker Drones, slaves to perform their every whim, and thus gave a malevolent being that wants to consume the universe a gateway into reality through the AI cores they created through unknown, potentially supernatural means.
that’s profound
NTA but it's pretty clear if you pay even a bit of attention to Ep 5 and Ep 6
It's the premise of the show.
The plot does make sense when you actually watch and don't blatantly misunderstand half of it, lol
Reads like you just misinterpreted a bunch of things in the show anon.
Eh, you put it together way better than I was going to. I was going to add that Uzi does treat Tessa with hostility and suspicion at first, she bites her finger. But I'm not sure what anon is expecting, Uzi to randomly try to kill Tessa or something right infront of N? Even though they clearly have history? Plus Tessa very clearly communicates that she's there to "help" even if she's purposefully withholding the entire truth at the start of the episode. Hell, she even says right infront of Uzi that humans weren't the ones that sent the DDs, it was Cyn (Solver).
>"Cyn disappeared on Earth. We mutually disengaged, her last know. act was siccing YOU LOT on the Human exoplanets."
>"Why?"
>"That's what we're trying to find out, bozo."
Uzi roughly knows who Cyn was, she saw N and V's combined memories of the Manor incident.
Casual banter between two Anons walking their pets.
One of these is just walking a tiny man in power armor.
Would Oogis and Space Defenders get along?
I wouldn't know Anon I haven't watched Space King. Although if they're anything like the Warhammer folks, I'd imagine no
idk who the guy on the right is but you'd have to be supremely autistic to keep oogies as pets. thats like having ants as pets.
That's a ferocious Oogi, you just know she is ready to lay down her life in service of the God Empress Bugretta of Oogi-kind
Wouldn't the actual Beretta be seen as their God Empress? Even if she wants nothing to do with it
No, Oogis I imagine dont even recognize Beretta. And actively avoid her
Would be cute imagining they all cower behind Bugretta or defend her when Beretta shows up
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: John was originally a human named Frank
i remembered this https://files.catbox.moe/qmuiok.png and thought that's definitely something L would do. they mess with each other occasionally.
idk who this is but i like your art
Are you the guy who hasn't been around since October? Either way, they're just OCs. They don't get posted often. Their names, or serial designation letters, are B, H and L. They have a few greens in the past.
no, i simply pay no attention to OC, except for the art I like
Fair enough.
Yes! That shitty picture I made in photoshop finally paid off
Judging from the plushies expressions the Captain does in fact have similar feelings for H
>it all started when WD H began his work at the family bar
>he wasn't given much to do at first, only stand by and help when his assistance is needed
>minor things like delivering a parcel or lifting heavy things
>after some time, he started training as a barback, the less glamorous position of assisting the bartender, usually one of the parents and WD B
>even so, he was happy at this second shot of life
>stocking the liquors, making sure the garnishes are topped up, cleaning the glassware, mundane things that help the bar run smoothly
>H often looked up to B since she was his senior. she had done her time as a barback before becoming a full-fledged bartender
>in his mind, she was a capable bartender, deftly handling drinks and conversations
>one night, at closing hour, she made him a drink. a Bee's Knees
>"Don't worry, this one's on me."
>"I-I see. Thank you."
>while it had some strength, it was also refreshing and sweet
>some of his admiration blossomed into a crush after that night but he shied away from letting her know, busying himself whenever B tries to converse with him
>to his dismay, WD L has noticed the situation and has tried to play robo-cupid whenever she can
--
>B was getting used to H being her assistant
>after all, she'd be the one to do most things at the bar station
>she knew eventually L will also be trained under her, and she was looking forward to working together with all of them
>B was grateful to be taken in after her previous employer threw her away, moreso as she had been treated as family rather than a simple servant
>she took a liking to him after some time,
>unfortunately, their warm days came to an end as the cruel camera eyes from beyond set their sights on B, H and L
So, more or less. DD B is presently dependent on alcohol to relieve her of the nightmares and headaches to dig into her suppressed memories and feelings.
Based, I love reading your heartwarming & heartbreaking OC lore
Wonder how other OCs interact with their plushies
There was this.
Thats fricking hilarious
Glorious art anon, can you draw Beretta interacting with Oogis and Bugretta, or your OCs serving them drinks. Thank you for your service
Dronezo Abe would be proud of L
>drone plushies are sentience
>drone plush share the same memories
>H plush is blushing
H do you mind explaining this?
HIS FEET CAN BEND???????
Soft, squishy polymetal :3
>tfw this means his whole body can bend
>tfw can no longer break Ns bones
Sad day
based trips
you can still break his bones, in fact it’d be easier cause the stuff on the outside is soft
when i went to type that, my phone suggested “heart” in place of bones
that too
he's flexible.
i NEED to take care of N NOW
MUST nurture and comfort him
maybe he’s moronicly nice, or maybe he knew that beau wouldn’t be able to take his heart, for reasons we don’t know
gosh i unironically wish N would kidnap me, scoop me up and fly away with me somewhere far away, where no one could ever find me, pull me away from this monotonous, unfulfilling life i’m stuck in and start a new life together, i wanna run away with N
Wanna check out his nest?
YES!!!! YEESS!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
how would one make N do picrel?
By showing him your naked body.
seeing my naked body would make me do that too
Try exercise and diet. It worked for me.
my shape is fine
the part i don’t like is having bob or vegan
it looks stupid
drone body superior
The body is a machine. Mine feels like power armor for the spirit.
feeding him rocks
could he even throw up rocks
captcha: WARS A
why not?
I have a mediocre crossover idea related to Murder Drones
The DDs land on the Earth from Detroit: Become Human.
Doll kept the school loser-free by luring all the dorks who hit on her in secluded places where she killed and ate them.
>Fun Daily Morning Canon Facts: Each Liam Vickers work borrows an element from eachother, even Murder Drones has traces of past works, for example that scene in season 2 with that cowboy spider Drone
I hope it turns out Tessa really is human. Her telling telling N to not spare Uzi because feels guilt over being merciful to Cyn would make her even more of an appealing character.
picture tessa without the suit. she has the jacket, the belt, the gloves, the boots, but not the bodysuit underneath. picture that.
>”yeah I’m bleeding right here, what ya gonna do about it?”
>Raptors
>Science facility
>Bleeding woman
Dino Crisis
damn poor gun she didn’t deserve that
I wonder if there's a Sentinelsaurus Rex at the bottom that the gang will have to flee from.
he just threw a grenade into the room
I think your opinion and tastes are shit, and I violently disagree with you on the Absolute Solver as I believe it is an excellent antagonistic force with some amazing moments in the show already.
Most of all I agree with you on wanting to rape and kill that little bawd Uzi, but not for the same reasons.
Finally got the motivation to begin the continuation of a green from November and Jane will be having a PTSD attack
I wish I had your level of willpower
JUST FRICKING DO IT
>The return of Alex
Nice, looking forward to what you have cooking up anon!
/qa/ lost by the way
>Hiroshimoot says one meta thread per board is fine
>The mods are being criticized for their power abuses
>They create /qa/ and claim the Admin's rule doesn't apply anymore not because he said it but because this board exists now
>The board is hidden and the mods actively encourage using /qa/ as SFW /b/ so that legit complaint threads will be bumped off quickly
Peridotgay could burn down any thread or board I frequent and I still wouldn't be mad at him.
I forgot to mention that at least back when /qa/ existed any thread criticizing the mods would be moved there instead of outright deleted, but the OP would get banned for "off-topic".
oh it's the ESL sharty spammer posting random bullshit again kek.
this one actually made me laugh, FRICK.
Dude wtf is this art
I've seen more authentic grease stains, if it makes sense a brainlet would like it though
The only thing impressive about you soibawdtas is your ability to dox, your raids are hit or miss
they can't even dox properly
they tried to go after andy and leyley's creator but got the wrong person
they're a bunch of underage larpers who can't do anything right
We are getting raided?
>raided
Implying this one shartyBlack person is capable of raiding effectively, or any shartyBlack person is capable of raiding successfully. I probably need to remind you that they tried to "raid" GlitchX but they failed so horribly 99% of people didn't even notice it. They've been malding ever since.
>they tried to go after andy and leyley's creator
Qrd?
They doxxed Nemlei and a bunch of other people during their Operation 9/11
Who is they? I don't circulate much around the internet and have no social media.
picrel
they didn't dox nemlei, none of them have any of nemlei's personal info
the sharty did the impossible that night, they got both Cinemaphile and twitter to laugh at them simultaneously
Bit of a newbie, What is a sharty exactly?
underage larpers obsessed with a stale meme from 2018
altchan used by former /qa/ users after their board got shoah'd by the mods for shitting up /lgbt/
Mostly underage spergs that try too hard to act like what they think Cinemaphile is from watching Youtube documentaries of old Cinemaphile raids. They started on /qa/ before that board got put down like the abortion it was. Now they're their own thing seperate from Cinemaphile, nobody takes them seriously and everyone laughs at them.
>filename
What if I just say no?
>GIGERGODS
Man, screw you for reminding me that Scorn was a thing. What a waste of nice art it was.
>SHARTYSERBGODS
>SERB
Looks like Belgrade needs another bombing, izesh mi kurac turski bokluk
I can't get angry when I know people are trying to make me angry.
Please make a gif with N or Uzi burning in hell like the one with Elmo from Sesame Street. That would be worth a few laughs.
There's already an image of Uzi cackling surrounding by flames like the Elmo image, but it's not a gif. I don't have it though.
I want to give this silly goose a hot chocolate and a warm residence to sleep in
Sex. But loving and gentle, because deep down she's fragile and broken.
>V says she won't leave
>"Promise?"
Honestly, how would V feel someone loves her after N dumped her for Uzi?
I'm sure she would be an aloof jerk at first because she would worry that she will end up getting hurt again if she gets attached to someone.
I don't think she's capable of romantic connection after what she experienced in the Gala incident. She's a fundamentally broken individual, by her own admission she's empty and feels nothing. All she really seems to care about is ensuring N's safety, but she can't reconnect like she used to,
I know that feel.
I'm willing try to just like in SmileAnon's greens
We got merch leakz.
Care to share?
It's finally happening
Source, or it's fake Black person.
I'm afraid the source is Twitter, and I can't find any other concrete listing so take it with a grain of salt
That being said this certainly looks legit
Oh right, with the other products as well it looks to be potentially legit. Especially the acrylic stand, because a silhouetted version of that stand was teased when they released the V one after Episode 6 came out.
>the acrylic stands resembling the stained glass window murals you'd see in churches
They're going hard on the religious references in the context of the Absolute Solver, I fricking feel it.
>Uzi, Host of the Solver
Also, I want that stand. Badly.
I want to see the N stand
90% calling it that it's going to be N depressed as frick. Watch.
So this was the news… just a fricking merch drop like I said
Uzi host of the solvers is interesting lore bait
Don't be so negative anon. It's definitely a merch drop but that doesn't rule out the news also being about Episode 7 dropping. Remember the big merch drop we got for Episode 6?
>merch drop
>merch that has actual spoilers about the next episodes
Not copium here, it can NOT be a merch drop on it's own. We are getting episode 7 soon.
>J(obber) got a plushie.
It's officially over.
>Uzi could be the next to ''die'' in episode 7.
We are back if this is true.
Made 2 B Jarred.
Is there Alice
thanks janny
Found a concrete source
https://shop.app/m/6f3wby47jn
Scroll all the way down to see it
(me)
Forgot to mention that you need to click 'View More' as well
This is 100% the "MD News" Glitch were teasing in their recent community announcement, they will probably also be telling us that Episode 7 will be arriving next month. Alright, cool. I knew it was going to be a merch drop, but this is actually some good shit.
DOLLgayS, J gayS.
WE'RE EATING GOOD, LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOO.
HOLY SHIT MY WIFE.
>She's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever.
There's no getting rid of her once she gets emotionally attached to (You), is there? Would you content with taking care of Doll for the rest of your mortal life?
WAIT. Are they implying that she dies in the next episode?
Yep, I think that's what the general gist is. This seems like its merch that will be released when the episode premiers, like the merch for Episode 5 and 6. So Doll is definitely going to die in Episode 7.
>dolls gonna die
BTFO doll gays who’s gonna kill her
I bet feral Uzi
it looks like shit
Pulled the description of the Uzi mural, legitimately surprised that this is coming out before the N one
A hapless drone, host to an enternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend?
This is the second in the “Heavenly Battle” acrylic set. Collect all three stands to complete the whole mural!
Last bit of important information I'll share before hopping off is that a number of the leaked merch states that it's on preorder until Early-Mid April, so we at least have a vague idea as to when Episode 7 might be dropping
i just bought the j plush and the doll figure…i will not be able to afford groceries for the next week
>A hapless drone, host to an eternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend?
>This is the second in the “Heavenly Battle” acrylic
This pretty much confirms that the Absolute Solver is a supernatural entity, and that the religious themes and imagery are definitely intentional. Get fricked, whatever homosexuals were doubting before.
the absolute solver is my wife actually
Does Cyn approve that you're married to her or is she pissed?
>the third window is framed on the outside like a jar, with N standing in a rising pool of off-white liquid
So if V is the Angel of Death, does that mean N is the Angel of Life?
Will N be instrumental in helping Uzi 'ascend'?
>an eternal entity
MORNING STAR
PHOSPHOROS
HOW THOU SHINEST IN THE FIERY EMPYREAN ABOVE
PARACLETUS
HOW DO I REJOICE, FOR THY APOSTLES FLOCK AROUND
FOR THOU ART CHRIST A REBOURS
L'ENFER ABIDES DEEP WITHIN
LIMBO IS STIRRING UP THY CELLS
BELOW SHEOL, WHERE ODIUM DWELLS
REVERSE DAVIDIAN PSALM
THE JAWS OV HADES SET AJAR
LET THE COLD MOON LICK THE BLOOD FROM MY STIGMATAS
LET THE BURNING SUN DEVOUR GORE FROM MY WOUNDS
FOR I AM CHRIST A REBOURS
L'ENFER ABIDES DEEP WITHIN
LIMBO IS STIRRING UP MY CELLS
DEEP DOWN BELOW MY ODIUM DWELLS
REVERSE DAVIDIAN PSALM
THE JAWS OV PANDEMONIUM SET AJAR
I AM HE WHO LIVES, AND WAS DEAD
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVERMORE
I AM HE WHO LIVES, AND WAS DEAD
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVERMORE
LETS GO, SOLVER SCHIZOS. WE'RE EATING FRICKING GOOD!!
>This pretty much confirms that the Absolute Solver is a supernatural entity, and that the religious themes and imagery are definitely intentional. Get fricked, whatever homosexuals were doubting before.
>right as all the juicy stuff gets into the thread
If anyone can do it, you can Liam 😉
PS do you like Sleep Token I like Sleep Token
they just removed all the shit, too late now frickos
Glitch just removed all the accidentally leaked items from the store, it's on boys.
leaked items?
PAY ATTENTION TO THE THREAD, homosexual.
THE LEAK CONFIRMS:
>Absolute Solver is definitely some kind of godly being
>Doll is going to die
>J is going to have a larger part in the next episode
HOLY SHIT.
>J is going to have a larger part in the next episode
Quite literally.
How am I supposed to get out? I don't want to grope her ass and have her slap me
She can't slap you without sitting up, hence your opportunity to eacape
The worst thing that could happen is that she just continues to remain seated, allowing you to grope her silicone ass with impunity
>allowing you to grope her silicone ass with impunity
Does she moan and get angry when you stop groping her?
>she complains, cursing you out and calling you a pervert when you grope her
>if you stop, she immediately gets angry and curses you out even harder before she says that she didn't tell you to stop
If you stop she might end up worried that you suffocated
Holy moly.
>There's now a serious likelihood that Uzi will both BTFO the Solver and ascend into wielding at least some of the Solver's powers herself
Post-Canon Good Ending chads, it's all starting to come together
Holy shit, is the emo gremlin going to BTFO this universe's version of God/Satan, and become a god herself? Just to get laid by N? Fricking based.
>Uzi doesn't want to kill humans anymore
>DD's don't need oil anymore
>N is not a beta anymore
>V died
This show is over for me
Would Murder Drones be better if they would've stick with the pilots plot?
No, frick off.
BRANDED PENNNNNNNS
>Uzi will 'ascend'.
>That means Uzi will become a ''god'' or at least the same (or maybe near) power level as the AS.
>That green about Uzi becoming a god and changing reality will become canon.
LIAM, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, STOP STEALING OUR STUFF.
Why does an Uzi god sound worse for everyone than a solver god?
Because it is.
Imagine what things that little shit would do if she became a divine being.
>Being punished because you were born as a human.
> Drones are now your new masters.
>All humans must obey them.
>You have to do all the work they were doing your whole life.
>All drones go to heaven.
>Except V, J, Lizzy and Doll, these drones go to hell.
>And the worst of all is that Uzi will be the only one who has all the N's in the Universe.
>Disobey all her rules and you will be put in Human Hell.
Because Uzi is a remorseless psychopath, and the show has done a good job bringing her up to be a twist villain.
it doesnt matter, she is going to be rewarded for her bullshit cause she's a mary sue
Sorry if I'm moronic but how does the merch mean Doll is gonna die?
The merch description for her animatez implied that Doll was "still here"
Look at the description of the figurine.
>"Doll's not gone. She's right here with us, she's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever."
Even in our bedrooms?
My personal bet is that Doll is going to die, but then also become part of some larger Solver creature.
I really doubt they are revealing a spoiler this massive in a merch drop that is likely to be announced with the episode announcement, gone could mean any number of things.
This doesn't look like a merch drop before the episode releases, this is going to be the merch that is released when the episode premieres. Just like Episode 5 and Episode 6, with the merch that was released alongside those episodes.
>no signs of Alice yet
We still have a chance bros, wait til March 15th, trust the plan
She is deader then V
Nah
cope and seethe
I don't buy it, makes no sense, obviously. Don't have time to explain it all over again
Obviously they still have the good stuff under supreme lock and key, no way they let that leak
Good good
It can't happen, Doll"death" is gonna be bait I'm callin it. They couldn't make characters that good while being zoo dumb to use em properly, it's all a trick by em.
>The Stages of Grief
>(Current): Denial
>Anger
>Bargaining
>Acceptance
SOON
EPISODE 7 SOOOOOOOOOOON.
don't care, where's episode 7
Never ever it’s merch time bby
WTF LEAK
>doll dies, Uzi gets rewarded for all her bullshit probably and doesn’t face any consequences
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shit ending confirmed! bravo liam
Actually the worst possible ending incoming I’m a little pissed
STG if doll doesn’t at least get some development or a character ark she’s just a wasted character, such potential and none of it used
>just a wasted character
oh you mean like lizzie, thad, and J?
No because Lizzy and Thad were BGs who already had no potential, just jokes. Nobody cares about J but yeah she also was a waste. Doll was super interesting and they’ve done nothing with her, and now she’s just going to die never accomplishing any of her goals and probably not getting any arc, only have a max of 5 mins of screentime. This shows breakneck pace is such a detriment sometimes.
yeah, but they were originally planned on being mains when the show was going to be a "goofy slice of life" or whatever. i'm just trying to point out that this show drops characters as often as it does plot ideas. god this shit is muddled.
nobody can escape from their past kills, not even gods can hide forever
>Uzi gets rewarded for all her bullshit probably and doesn’t face any consequences
>there are still people in denial
Know what, I hope Uzi dies by now. Got away for far too long already and no matter if the Solver wins, Uzi needs suffering and death
Wake me up when Cyn plushie
What if Uzi is the S2 and beyond villain and Liam is using S1 to flesh out the world and familiarize us with her.
Given this new news and the potential implications of these leaks what are the chances the final two episodes drop the ball completely because I’m at least a little worried now
You are already coping and resorting to paranoia.
ive been worried since ep 6 dropped, im such a pessimists
>Uzi is about to ascend and achieve godlike power over the universe
>N stabs her in the back with his stinger
>Uzi survives long enough to recognize how close she was to godhood before losing it all
>N takes control and makes dog heaven real
>J comes down from the surface to see wtf is going on, sees N is god, has a robo-aneurism and dies
The good ending.
>spoil
that’s was completely pointless N! all dogs are immortal