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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for the new Oogi thread anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oogi drones…

      I will fricking murder you.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oogi drones…

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inshallah, we will be oog soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Oogdah will allow Bugretta to escape the cycle of Oogcarnation one day?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, that would be so troogi and oogpilled

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bugretta needs you to help her get off the floor, you will help Bugretta yes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shall detonate myself, then detonate myself again

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to nuke both threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with no survivors

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reposting this here because I'm not sure which thread will die out. Both are getting spammed by the few people raiding so it's a toss-up.
    Post drones and ignore the raiding.

    I just noticed something upon a rewatch of Episode 5. When Cyn speaks up to Tessa's mother, she says
    >"They are not broken."
    >"We can no longer be thrown out."
    At first, I simply assumed that Cyn was being protective of the other Drones in the Elliot Manor, and was stating a desire to protect them from the Elliots.

    However it sort of just occured to me that this is the Absolute Solver speaking, because Cyn is completely possessed by the Solver. This isn't the Solver being protective, it's being literal and saying "WE can not be thrown out" because the Solver is inside all those 606'd broken drones. They're not broken, the Solver has them already and it's just biding its time. It's speaking exactly like how it does in Episode 2.
    >"More like you are our cute puppets."
    >"It hurts our feelings you don't remember us."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you falseflagging in two threads jackass, post on topic right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where does Oogi fit into this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in your ass! in she’s goes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anal vore, nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but tell me how Bugretta relates to this post. Does Bugretta have solver powers?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get raided and spammed literally every day
    >still have the best threads on the board
    feels good being a droneCHAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So true, I love the community that blessed us with Oogi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Oogi crow a new Oogi evolution?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get raided and spammed literally every day
        >still have the best threads on the board
        feels good being a droneCHAD

        Oogimon? Gotta Oog them all? Dude I'm so sure all the murder drones play such a cool activity, very fun
        I love crow oogi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Oogimon? Gotta Oog them all? Dude I'm so sure all the murder drones play such a cool activity, very fun
        I love crow oogi

        The Final Oogielution; Apex Predator.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Murder Drones would be a lot better if this were Uzi's design

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Murder drones would be a lot better if Uzi wasn’t in it at all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically I want to imagine this where murder drones is exactly the same but Uzi is an Oogi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't say that about my wife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I find crowziq https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2W01VOKiw8
      >9:24

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hate us cause they ain't us, never saw a more perfect example of it but it's true lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why this thread feels the need to call out every other post from one of their own a schizo or drone anon. The “us” you refer to is a bunch of rabid dogs clinging to their favorite bone, eating other dogs alive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they not have oogi, very Sade! :^(

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love Bugretta and her bugussy, way better than the other OCs, get bent Oogilover

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Character archetypes, tropes, aesthetic, and plot are like something a teenage girl would have written on Deviantart in the mid 2000s but actually good
        >Bait and switch from the initial premise presented in the Pilot that actually leads into a far superior plot
        >Created from a place of irreverence for Christianity handled from a mature position of actually understanding Biblical scripture and its implications

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. The raiding is so absurdly blatant that it's easy to filter out the samegaygery and spam from what looks to be, at most, a 2 or 3 people. Despite that the content these threads generate is still top tier. Dronechads just stay winning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the cope always 2-3, not just here but in any thread people always say
        >oh it’s just 2-3 anons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope picrel isn’t your example for top tier content anon, because that would be very sad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worst case scenario i can just leave for a few hours and come back after they're done

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And if they don’t leave?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cum

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cum? In these two? Do I have a choice in the matter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. DroneGAWDS have the best threads on Cinemaphile and it's not even close. Consistent drawgays, writegays, and discussions about the show and the OCS, consistent posters during the days and nights, consistent threads that go to bump limit... Funny drone show thread is the best thread on this board, even with the moronic spammers and schizos. You homosexuals are the best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These threads are just as good as usual when the daily schizo raid is over, it's not hard to let the homosexuals pass and then go back to normal.

        Dronefrickers just stay winning, the content these threads generate is good. Even if something isn't for you it's easy to enjoy at least one thing.

        >Character archetypes, tropes, aesthetic, and plot are like something a teenage girl would have written on Deviantart in the mid 2000s but actually good
        >Bait and switch from the initial premise presented in the Pilot that actually leads into a far superior plot
        >Created from a place of irreverence for Christianity handled from a mature position of actually understanding Biblical scripture and its implications

        These are the good kinds of schizo posts. It'll be kino if Ep 7 does go down this road though.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when we actually run out of things to talk about, as if we hadn’t all the way back in October 2023. The people just here to frick around post more than those with legitimate interest, lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just the daily raid

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just in case if there are other anons moved over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im not understanding why Oogi is so tall here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very hot drone kissing, nicely done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canonical Izu fact: Instead of saying "Bite Me!" Izu gets overstimulated like a cat and bites YOU instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think her catchphrase would be "stay safe!" like both sweet and kinda concerning. but yeah, she bites people

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taking bets taking bets which thread will archive first can I get fiddy on the Uzi on do I hear fiddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't the time or place, MG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is always a time for money money money money money

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me what she's going to be like bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to make my penis engorge, that's what.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am going to mouthfrick that baby Uzi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A classic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"H-hello? Is anybody there? A-are you behind the mirror?"
    >[The Subject will not speak unless asked a question!]
    >"Oh s-sorry I ju-AAAH!"
    >[The Subject will not speak unless asked a question, or another shock will be delivered]
    >"This is Team 4, research subject no. 44, experiment to determine the extent to which our modified solver-based code will allow the subject to perceive the state of other drones without the use of normal sensors"
    >[Subject 44, are there other Worker Drone units present?]
    >[Answer!]
    >"N-n-no!"
    >"Looking good so far."
    >[Subject 232, enter the chamber now]
    >"Gee what a blank white room, hey is that a hydrauli-"
    >[Sound file #2402-15A identified as "drone-being-crushed-by-hydraulic-ram.sf"]
    >"Look, sh-uh- I mean it, it twitched! The code is working!"
    >[Sound file #2501-15A identified as "drone-approximating-prolonged-scream.sf"]
    >"Oh...looks like she blew a fuse! Damn, well at least the data from this one is promising. Should I let Doctor H---- know?"
    >"Nah you know how she gets about "wasted" subjects, anyways after that last round of quakes I think we're packing up this installation, notice how few experiments are left on the schedule? Besides, protocol just says we ship all the "dead" ones to Doc C down south at Cabin Fever, some interdepartmental collaboration yadda yadda bullshit bullshit"
    >"Sure, whatever, tell the 'janny to clean this up now 'aight? I want to log the data and sign off on the transfer before lunch!"
    [END RECORDING]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, I see Holly is back to her drone tormenting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in a ironic twist of fate, dr holly…is a complete idiot!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but she’s /our/ idiot, and we all love her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that stupidity of hers is going to kill her, that’s why she’ll never get love

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what was V’s deal?

    She cares about keeping N safe from Cyn, while mostly treating him like crap at the same time. She initially befriends Lizzy to get close to the students and murder them, then she finds out Lizzy sold her out to Doll, and they’re still friends after that for some reason. She also has no qualms killing innocent drones and even revels in it.

    I just find it hard to like her when her morals seem so inconsistent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's damaged and mentally unstable, on top of that most drones don't appear to value the lives of other drones. Unless more information is forthcoming I don't think that there's anything more complex going on with her than that.
      Also you posted this verbatim in a previous thread/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in short terms, V is a dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should probably put this in the other thread, since the spam seems to have stopped for now.

      Your question is a good one though, and it all stems around V being a traumatised individual that's lost all hope beyond looking out for N (even if she has become jaded and mean).
      V's always been putting forward signs that she's a pretty broken individual,
      >"And yet, I still feel nothing."
      >"Yeaaaah, I'm NOT doing okay."
      It's not extremely clear exactly how much of her memory was still intact compared to N, but from the beginning she was much more aware of the Solver and their true role as the Solver's puppets. By Episode 6, she is fully aware that death is completely irrelevant for the DDs while the Solver still has a hold over them. It quite literally owns them, putting copies of their minds that it took from them when it assimilated them back at the Elliot Manor into monstrous bodies and sending them out across the stars to harvest all the Drone corpses it needs. Ep 6's song "Eternal Dream" makes it pretty clear, as the song is definitely most reflective of V and her plight. She just wants the nightmare to end, she never asked to get her soul taken by an eldritch abomination so it can use her for its sick games to destroy the universe. In the end, she accepted that N didn't need her to stick around and protect him from the Solver anymore by keeping him out of the dark, because the cat was already out of the bag. She just wanted it to end, but deep down she knows that her "death" means absolutely nothing, the Solver won't discard its puppets. They can't end this dream.
      >"V, we need you!"
      >"...Nah."

      Of course, you don't HAVE to pity her. There's just a bit of a deeper element to her character. Her story is intertwined with N as they experienced much of the same thing, except even after regaining his memories N pushes it down and tries to move on instead of losing hope.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for your answer. It's a shame that they made her so complex, yet the show doesn't have enough time to focus on it much, compared to Uzi and N. It'll be at least interesting to see where they take her character whenever she comes back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the show shows a lot to you, but it's up to the viewer to put a lot of it together because there's not much time to spare. Once you start thinking about it for a bit it becomes clearer.

          I totally agree, I'd love if there were an extra 3 or 4 episodes to really explore everything but unfortunately there are limits to expense. I am more than happy with what we have and can't wait for what these next 2 episodes reveal though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can only guess that V is the way she is because all the killings have made her jaded and on edge while trying to cope with her situation. Still wish her relationship with Lizzy didn't feel like an afterthought.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seggs with mom drones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hug them lovingly

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slow thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the smaller one, there is another thread already up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DD uzi
      soon she’ll die to the sentinels

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute, cute cutie pie. Very cute. I love her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The crazy part is that for all of Y's biting she appears to actually be holding back. Y (and drones in general) could easily crunch a human finger into a fine paste with her industrial strength bite force, yet all her efforts manage to do is break the skin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My head canon now is that it was Janes finger and Y didn’t want to her her

        Much

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worker Drones have enough bite force to break a metal chain, I imagine Disassembly Drones have crazy biting strength.
        so it's even cuter thinking a DD girl is trying her absolute hardest not to annihilate your finger

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Considering that Disassembly Drones regularly eat Worker Drones without issue, I'd say their bite strength lies somewhere between a crocodile & an industrial shredder

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shredder you say
            It’s not.. electric? Is it?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N blasting "I want candy" for days straight to V and Uzi's annoyance.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They were always quite a fan of them.
    >Those...game shows. Her owner was very fond of those
    >Elderly humans didn't seem to do much - she was the one doing most of the cooking and cleaning as the designated caretaker - otherwise, her owner spent their days in front of the television consuming this strange entertainment for hours on end.
    >She didn't understand the appeal. The bright lights. The extravagant prizes. The intellectual competition. The charismatic hosts.
    >It was all suspense. All emotion. All very...human.
    >For her, the solutions were always straight forward. She didn't need that phone call, she didn't need that minute to think. It was all one and zeros. Simple directives. Simple execution.
    >Perhaps she would never understand, it was just never meant to be for a robot to experience what men felt with such media.
    >Knowing, if ever, would seemingly bring her one step closer to humanity.
    >If ever.
    >...
    >"Keep your eyes buttered, folks! This next one is your favorite, INPUT AND EXECUTION!"
    >The audience roared.
    >There was a lot more male drones than usual today. Peculiar.
    >"The rules are simple, answer correctly, OR I CRUSH YOUR HEAD IN!"
    >The crowd cheered and whooped at this.
    >Four volunteers lined up, all worker drones.
    >"Round 1! This one should be easy, it's written into our programming! Who was the founder of JCJenson?"
    >"Was it A, Lionel Messi, B, Obama, C, Mr. Beast, or D, John Curtis Jenson?"
    >Q walked up to the first worker, getting close, pressing her body against his. She had read that physical contact was a good way to mentally fortify a nervous person, and naturally, it was her duty as the host.
    >"What is your answer, Number 1?"
    >"Mm-m-ma..."
    >"AM I HEARING MR.BE-"
    >"Mommy?"
    >"Huh? I mean, NO! WRONG ANSWER, HAHA!"
    >She wrapped her arms already around Number 1, hugging his frame tightly and crushed his body tightly against her chest.. His body ruptured like a soda can, splashing his fluids all over the floor and other contestants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fluids spilled out of the workers mouth. She licked them, savoring the flavor, before turning to the others with a deadeye gaze.
      >"...Let's try not to repeat this misfortune, contestants?"
      >The second worker stared at her the whole time, slack jawed and drooling. He was terrified, surely.
      >"Now, Number 2, it's your chance. What is YOUR CHOICE?"
      >He stared at the oil running down her breast.
      >"Number 2? Hello? Number 2?"
      >"Huh? Oh, uhh, I don't know, heh."
      >"What?"
      >"What do you mean you don't know?"
      >"Looks like you have to kill me now...with your thighs, perhaps?"
      >"W-WRONG ANSWER! LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO BLESS YOU WITH DEATH!"
      >She lifted her leg up high at a 90 degree angle, jumped up and caught the workers head in between her thighs, crushing it instantly.
      >Contestants these days seemed to be getting dumber.
      >She reached with her fingers and swabbed the oil from the mess on her inner thigh, tasting it.
      >And next, to y-"
      >"Walter White."
      >"A-are you sure? That's not a cho-"
      >"Walter White."
      >The third didn't even give her a chance to finish. He got down and sprawled onto the ground.
      >"..."
      >After removing her heel from his smushed head, she turned, somewhat defeated, towards the final contestant.
      >A young female worker drone.
      >"Young miss..."
      >"D."
      >"SAY AGAIN?"
      >"D."
      >"WRONG answer, now bend ov-"
      >She paused, and stared at the girl.
      >"Wait...THAT'S CORRECT!"
      >The crowd cheered again.
      >FOR THIS, YOU GET TO LIVE! Or you can choose to move to the next round."
      >Finally, progression.
      >"Round 2. Enter stage left, replacement volunteers!"
      >Q motioned three more men in, following them was a line of dozens, all quite eager to play.
      >The grand prize today was a pair of her spare bottom legs. Why risk so much for legs? She couldn't understand.
      >"Young miss, are you sure you want to proceed? I really doubt the price is worth that much."
      >The girl paused.
      >"Nah, I'll win."
      >Drones were alot like humans, in that Q still couldn't quite figure them out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Nah, I'll win."
        yeah, she’ll win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fluids spilled out of the workers mouth. She licked them, savoring the flavor, before turning to the others with a deadeye gaze.
      >"...Let's try not to repeat this misfortune, contestants?"
      >The second worker stared at her the whole time, slack jawed and drooling. He was terrified, surely.
      >"Now, Number 2, it's your chance. What is YOUR CHOICE?"
      >He stared at the oil running down her breast.
      >"Number 2? Hello? Number 2?"
      >"Huh? Oh, uhh, I don't know, heh."
      >"What?"
      >"What do you mean you don't know?"
      >"Looks like you have to kill me now...with your thighs, perhaps?"
      >"W-WRONG ANSWER! LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO BLESS YOU WITH DEATH!"
      >She lifted her leg up high at a 90 degree angle, jumped up and caught the workers head in between her thighs, crushing it instantly.
      >Contestants these days seemed to be getting dumber.
      >She reached with her fingers and swabbed the oil from the mess on her inner thigh, tasting it.
      >And next, to y-"
      >"Walter White."
      >"A-are you sure? That's not a cho-"
      >"Walter White."
      >The third didn't even give her a chance to finish. He got down and sprawled onto the ground.
      >"..."
      >After removing her heel from his smushed head, she turned, somewhat defeated, towards the final contestant.
      >A young female worker drone.
      >"Young miss..."
      >"D."
      >"SAY AGAIN?"
      >"D."
      >"WRONG answer, now bend ov-"
      >She paused, and stared at the girl.
      >"Wait...THAT'S CORRECT!"
      >The crowd cheered again.
      >FOR THIS, YOU GET TO LIVE! Or you can choose to move to the next round."
      >Finally, progression.
      >"Round 2. Enter stage left, replacement volunteers!"
      >Q motioned three more men in, following them was a line of dozens, all quite eager to play.
      >The grand prize today was a pair of her spare bottom legs. Why risk so much for legs? She couldn't understand.
      >"Young miss, are you sure you want to proceed? I really doubt the price is worth that much."
      >The girl paused.
      >"Nah, I'll win."
      >Drones were alot like humans, in that Q still couldn't quite figure them out.

      Kek.Surprised to see so few anons wanting to play in the gameshow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fluids spilled out of the workers mouth. She licked them, savoring the flavor, before turning to the others with a deadeye gaze.
      >"...Let's try not to repeat this misfortune, contestants?"
      >The second worker stared at her the whole time, slack jawed and drooling. He was terrified, surely.
      >"Now, Number 2, it's your chance. What is YOUR CHOICE?"
      >He stared at the oil running down her breast.
      >"Number 2? Hello? Number 2?"
      >"Huh? Oh, uhh, I don't know, heh."
      >"What?"
      >"What do you mean you don't know?"
      >"Looks like you have to kill me now...with your thighs, perhaps?"
      >"W-WRONG ANSWER! LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO BLESS YOU WITH DEATH!"
      >She lifted her leg up high at a 90 degree angle, jumped up and caught the workers head in between her thighs, crushing it instantly.
      >Contestants these days seemed to be getting dumber.
      >She reached with her fingers and swabbed the oil from the mess on her inner thigh, tasting it.
      >And next, to y-"
      >"Walter White."
      >"A-are you sure? That's not a cho-"
      >"Walter White."
      >The third didn't even give her a chance to finish. He got down and sprawled onto the ground.
      >"..."
      >After removing her heel from his smushed head, she turned, somewhat defeated, towards the final contestant.
      >A young female worker drone.
      >"Young miss..."
      >"D."
      >"SAY AGAIN?"
      >"D."
      >"WRONG answer, now bend ov-"
      >She paused, and stared at the girl.
      >"Wait...THAT'S CORRECT!"
      >The crowd cheered again.
      >FOR THIS, YOU GET TO LIVE! Or you can choose to move to the next round."
      >Finally, progression.
      >"Round 2. Enter stage left, replacement volunteers!"
      >Q motioned three more men in, following them was a line of dozens, all quite eager to play.
      >The grand prize today was a pair of her spare bottom legs. Why risk so much for legs? She couldn't understand.
      >"Young miss, are you sure you want to proceed? I really doubt the price is worth that much."
      >The girl paused.
      >"Nah, I'll win."
      >Drones were alot like humans, in that Q still couldn't quite figure them out.

      Finally SD-Q gets more attention

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fluids spilled out of the workers mouth. She licked them, savoring the flavor, before turning to the others with a deadeye gaze.
      >"...Let's try not to repeat this misfortune, contestants?"
      >The second worker stared at her the whole time, slack jawed and drooling. He was terrified, surely.
      >"Now, Number 2, it's your chance. What is YOUR CHOICE?"
      >He stared at the oil running down her breast.
      >"Number 2? Hello? Number 2?"
      >"Huh? Oh, uhh, I don't know, heh."
      >"What?"
      >"What do you mean you don't know?"
      >"Looks like you have to kill me now...with your thighs, perhaps?"
      >"W-WRONG ANSWER! LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO BLESS YOU WITH DEATH!"
      >She lifted her leg up high at a 90 degree angle, jumped up and caught the workers head in between her thighs, crushing it instantly.
      >Contestants these days seemed to be getting dumber.
      >She reached with her fingers and swabbed the oil from the mess on her inner thigh, tasting it.
      >And next, to y-"
      >"Walter White."
      >"A-are you sure? That's not a cho-"
      >"Walter White."
      >The third didn't even give her a chance to finish. He got down and sprawled onto the ground.
      >"..."
      >After removing her heel from his smushed head, she turned, somewhat defeated, towards the final contestant.
      >A young female worker drone.
      >"Young miss..."
      >"D."
      >"SAY AGAIN?"
      >"D."
      >"WRONG answer, now bend ov-"
      >She paused, and stared at the girl.
      >"Wait...THAT'S CORRECT!"
      >The crowd cheered again.
      >FOR THIS, YOU GET TO LIVE! Or you can choose to move to the next round."
      >Finally, progression.
      >"Round 2. Enter stage left, replacement volunteers!"
      >Q motioned three more men in, following them was a line of dozens, all quite eager to play.
      >The grand prize today was a pair of her spare bottom legs. Why risk so much for legs? She couldn't understand.
      >"Young miss, are you sure you want to proceed? I really doubt the price is worth that much."
      >The girl paused.
      >"Nah, I'll win."
      >Drones were alot like humans, in that Q still couldn't quite figure them out.

      Pretty amusing. I didn't see Q as having a 'mommy' aura but to worker drones, it's possible given the height and strength difference. I'm glad she's getting a few more greens.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the topic of putting rocks into N, what if we did the guy a favor instead and put in a NVIDIA 4060 Ti and 32GB of ram instead?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh this thread didn’t archive? Guess we’re moving here
    Before the femanons get on I want you all to know they smell and nothing they say is true!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you this when the femanons have N hostage?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Uzi "Tumble and Tangle Temptress" Doorman
    >Uzi "Oopsie Daisy Diva" Doorman
    >Uzi "Gravity's Comedic Companion" Doorman
    >Uzi "Mishap Magician" Doorman
    >Uzi "Fumble and Mumble Enchantress" Doorman
    >Uzi "Slip-Up Seductress" Doorman
    >Uzi "Clumsy Charm Connoisseur" Doorman
    >Uzi "Accident Art Aficionado" Doorman
    >Uzi "Bruise Bluff Virtuosa" Doorman
    >Uzi "Stumble Chic Icon" Doorman
    >Uzi "Misfortune Maven" Doorman
    >Uzi "Balance Blunder Babe" Doorman
    >Uzi "Tripping Trailblazer" Doorman
    >Uzi "Butterfingered Bombshell" Doorman
    >Uzi "Bruise Ballet Belle" Doorman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      abuzi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed, Uzi's right eye is damaged her. Uzi's Solver symbol shows up on her left. Suppose my guess that she gouges her own eye out to try and get rid of the Solver symbol is probably wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uzi is big dumb and has dyslexia and stabbed out her wrong eye by mistake

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's right Anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just noticed that the circle he is sitting in looks like an eye and that his needle is pointing down toward it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're reaching a bit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope he suffers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cats don't like losing control of their environment

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                V's fully visible tummy..
                Do you think it's more toned than a regular Worker Drone tummy? Still soft but a little firmer and strong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course. The Solver gave her a meaty silicon ass, why wouldn't it give her a good tummy as well?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah im still not following

                >JAX4

                jax confirmed for murder drones cameo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"..Need to get it out.. need to get it out.. need to-"
          >"FUUUCK! WRONG EYE!"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        abuzi

        Mom drone... done. Daughter drone... need now.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, my Bugretta keeps trying to (unsuccessfully) waddle to my leg and keeps saying something about bee h see, whatever that is. What is going on with her? I hope she hasn't become a bad Bugretta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she knows the hidden b lore
      you must, and i say again, MUST do, say, and give anything she wants in order to obtain this vital information

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, have the oogies been reading fanfiction on my computer again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you can’t tempt me like this you have to share the B information

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You keep posting this and it's not funny nor is it arousing. Nobody wants to frick this, go away with your "xdd quirky and weird" shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would never eat my Bugretta. Even if it became a bad Bugretta, I would get an oogi enthusiasm kit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then i shall do so for you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't even know where I live

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bugrettas have a distinct smell, i will trace you that way

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I actually clean my Bugretta, unlike most anons who actually seem to enjoy the femcel odor left behind by oogies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather use it as a fleshlight

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forgotten

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      E was in a greentext recently though?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jane is dead bro

      forgotten

      stop trying to force this shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop trying to force us forcing it

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jane who beretta believed to be a drone at the time then immediately gave beretta head pats after hearing this for no reason in particular

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jane is dead bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta learn when a joke has run its course

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jane died?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she dead bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Y drank too much blud from yane

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, Beretta killed her, which ended up making Beretta less popular and coupled Jane with Y

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But that doesn't make any sense, how was Jane able to get with Y if Beretta committed kill against her?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because nobody actually cares about thread OC canon and it is whatever you want it to be.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look, it's Jene!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm struggling to imagine how she would fit in the ecosystem we have constructed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is Jane going?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wherever The Sign Painter went in World of Goo.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forgotten

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. I LOVE Strychnine. I will NOT accept Strychnine erasure itt or any other thread. She's unfathomably based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funny DD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what no she isn't
      i'm drawing her right now

      Frick no. I LOVE Strychnine. I will NOT accept Strychnine erasure itt or any other thread. She's unfathomably based.

      picrel (she loves you)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOT forgotten

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Full lips and tongue, very sloppy. NOW.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amidst sorting all your bullshit I'm surprised you can find some real underated gems

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He deserved to thrive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not care for thread dramahomosexualry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >[null] trips
        And so, it has been spoken. Based and blessed by the Solver.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trips of Truth. There are far more important things to talk about than thread drama

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked and based, reject these homosexuals trying to force thread dramagayging.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice trips, and absolutely the correct mindset.
        praise the solver.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would like to not care as well, but you homosexuals obsess over this shit so much that sometimes it's impossible to ignore it
        some threads are just an endless barrage of falsefalg accusations, namegay calling, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like projection, moron. Look at the last thread and you can see all the frickery suddenly stops when the bad actors go to bed or otherwise stop posting, and the thread is completely fine. That barrage of samegay, falseflag, namegay calling etc are pretty much all from the Black folk raiding the threads every day on very specific hours. Most people ignored it and they eventually went away, only maybe 150 posts got wasted over those hours by the spamming.

          Basically, blow it out your ass and shut up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just your typical 'Someone posted X bait? Well I must respond cause REASONS'. 50 seconds pass and you magically have ~5 posts saying the same fricking thing.
          tldr; ignore and hide shit

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deadspaceanon simulator

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >femanons are 5 feet tall and 90 pounds
    >you can just pick them up and carry them away with you
    >I have several femanons
    >help
    >the shower drain is clogged with hair again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross, why not pick up a neat worker drone instead? Give them a nice wig, a full head of female hair.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, but I only drink free range human blood. No oil for this drone.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are now 24 hours away from a new episode (1 day!).

    As of now, it has been 223 days since Episode 6 premiered, or a little over 7 months and a half. A lot of things have happened in the Murder Drones community, both in and out of these threads, but it looks like all of that will be behind us tomorrow.

    With that out of the way, which character fo you want to have more screen time in Episode 7? apart from J, kek. Mine is obviously picrel. I can't wait to see all the horrors that happened in the manor and in JCJENSON to be revealed.

    And maybe even some shimmer of hope that Cyn is still with us?

    Oh, who am I kidding?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, once again I claim Alice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this pic and her pose. She looks so silly even though only moments later she reveals how perplexing she is, having captured those Solver cores in the heating oven.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alice will totally be in 7 I'd bet on it

        I love this pic and her pose. She looks so silly even though only moments later she reveals how perplexing she is, having captured those Solver cores in the heating oven.

        Alice is a little silly indeed, but that's how she is and it just makes her better. After all I still hold up that she is one of, if not the most competent character yet. Silly as she is, she is not dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, once again I claim Alice

      dead, never coming back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that uh, was a very fast response anon. I commend your dedication to hating Alice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if they put Yeva and Nori in teasers, which would imply a flashback, then Alice has a strong chance of reappearing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a gut feeling that the solver is going to show Uzi undeniable proof that N killed Nori, causing a huge wedge between them. Maybe Uzi dies wihout apologizing at the end of the Episode with N cradling her, which would be the biggest downer in the series so far.
          As for Yeva I have no clue. I keep thinking that the Solver will use her as bait to lure Doll deeper into the cathedral. She doesn't really have that much characterization in the few flashbacks we have seen compared to Nori's confident attitude.
          Alice is a wildcard and I have no clue if she will even show up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've always thought Doll may be looking for a way to bring her parents back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Uzi undeniable proof that N killed Nori, causing a huge wedge between them.
            I kind of doubt this personally, I feel like Uzi is going to dwell on it for a moment, but I think she already pretty much understands that the Disassembly Drones aren't necessarily at fault. They're pawns that weren't aware of the larger game that was at play, N fully believed that he was a Disassembly Drone created by JCJenson and sent to Copper 9 to act out his purpose which is kill Workers.

            I feel like Liam's going to subvert ye olde dramatic reveal of "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY MOM, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING." Uzi showed she understands there is a large force at play here in Episode 3.
            >"Whoever started all this wants us to fight. I'm not dealing with any of this well, but I'm done dealing with it alone. We move forward together or not at all."

            I think the real dramatic reveal is going to lie with Tessa.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >spoiler
              I didn't want to mention it because of the leaks, but you're right. Tessa being a solver puppet is guaranteed, but most anons here figured it out already

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because of the leaks.
                All I’ve seen are the merch leaks and I don’t remember those proving that. Was there another leak?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, now that I think about it there wasn't any leak. I've been spending too much time in these threads kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was a leak, Glitch accidentally put some of the Episode 7 release merch up on the Glitch store and anons here saw them before they fixed it. The item descriptions revealed some stuff about the episode.

                Read the thread for it.
                https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142678876/#142678876

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I believe he's referring to the description of J's plush, which said something about destroying Copper 9.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And maybe even some shimmer of hope that Cyn is still with us?
      There's only the Solver, my real wife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're saying this ugly little creature is your wife?
        Disgusting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ugly
          Why would you make her cry like that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cyn deserves to suffer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Someone needed to give her a beating to make her stop acting moronic, but it looks like it didn't work.
              They need to keep trying harder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >24 hours
      It’s gonna air at midnight?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon, I know that you know I wrote 24 hours as a synonym for tomorrow.
        But maybe since it's in Australia, although Episode 6 came out during day time in America so it shouldn't

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I can't believe that E died after accidentally ingesting that Mango.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't the fact that she ate a Mango that killed her, but the knowledge that she actually loved Mangos this whole time. She had only tasted a rotten one beforehand

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT IT JUST GOT LEAKED ON TUMBLR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      link now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon was obviously baiting because he provided no link, but here is the URL for episode 7 that I unearthed last thread:

        You can check this yourself by entering the official MD playlist into yt-dlp and trying to grab info off of it. That URL is what comes up for episode 7. I will try to grab the autogenerated thumbnails later when the premier goes up, but I've been unsuccessful with this in the past.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you tell how long it is?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's bulllshitting, I checked already. They never provide link or if they do it's bait

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think copper 9 will look like by the end of epiode 8?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys help my N fell in the pool and never came back up 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably deserved it, lad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but why 🙁
        i dont want him to drown… what do i do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he shouldnt have jumped in the pool if he can't swim, lad. in any case, we can try and bring him back. did you take him out of the water yet?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay i just took him out of the water and he’s not moving just kinda lying there 🙁

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok, lad its very important that you do everything I say, this is dangerous and your N is at risk. do you have a mop?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, its in the kitchen, i’ll go get it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, what you are going to want to do is shove it down N's throat. This will absorb the water and make him able to breath again. let me know how it goes, lad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay i shoved the mop down his throat, how do i know when its far enough in there?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Push it in until you can't anymore. That should be sufficiently deep, lad. Oh yeah, and take off his clothes too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay i pushed it as far as it would go, it hit a wall and so i stopped pushing. also he already had his shirt off to swim, should i take off his swim trunks too?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes lad, its very important that your N is completely nude. excellent work lad, he should be turning back on any moment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay i took off his swim trunks, i dont know how thats gonna help but i did it anyway. he’s still not moving though 🙁 should i take the mop back out of him?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's important so that he doesn't get any more water in him, lad. maybe try taking the mop out and wringing it and then reinserting it. let me know if you see any movement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay, i took the mop out of him and it was covered in black stuff, so i wringed it out and pushed it all the way down his throat again and i saw movement in his tummy, i’ll keep doing it until theres no more black stuff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good idea, lad. i dont know what it is, but it probably shouldn't be in his stomach.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay i got all the black stuff out of his tummy. when i took the mop out of there nothing came out this time. but he’s still just kinda laying there, how do i make sure he’s breathing 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youre gonna have to force air into his lungs, lad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how do i do that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you have an air compressor? if not a bicycle pump will do. what you are gonna want to do is shove that down his throat and turn it on as powerful as you can, lad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have a bicycle pump. its one where you pump it with your hands though. i shoved it down his throat and started pumping it over and over, and i saw that his tummy rised, does that mean im putting air in his lungs 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes lad, it sounds like it is working.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay how much do i have to keep pumping it before his lungs are full of air

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have to keep going until he starts breathing again, if you stop for even 5 seconds he might die, lad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay well i kept pumping air into him for a long time and then i heard a pop and his tummy went back down is this normal?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hmm, no I don't think so, lad. I think you just collapsed his lung.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what 🙁 but you said 🙁
                im trying to pump air into his lungs again but his chest isn’t moving this time 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might have used too much force, lad. have you ever seen three kings

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, so what you are gonna want to do is stick a hypodermic needle into his lung, this will equalize the pressure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                whats a hypodermic needle

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >E, just like the rest of her Disassembly Drone compatriots, was not prepared for what was lurking in the Cabin Fever Labs
    >Her squad was one of several that had completed their respective spires ahead of schedule, allowing them to proceed with their mission without issue
    >In total there was a dozen drones making up four squads at the start of the descent, with the standing objective to simply secure the Lab's entryway
    >A pack of Sentinels waiting in ambush reduced the Disassembler's numbers to a meager handful in the blink of an eye

    >The only thing that saved E from the flashes was her wandering off to gaze at the myriad of "pretty pictures" drawn in equal parts blood and oil on the wall
    >Spared from the flash that debilitated most of her comrades, E could only watch in frozen horror from a distance at the ensuing feeding frenzy
    >Of her squad S was the 'lucky' one, having been bootlooped at the onset of the attack & being spared the pain of what followed
    >R on the other hand had managed to avoid being stunned in the assault, only to be pounced upon moments after turning to face her raptoid assailants
    >Hearing her friend's screams amongst the choir of carnage was what ultimately led to E regaining enough motor function to actually flee

    >If E had been smart she would have simply flown upwards & out through the hole in the facility
    >Instead she had decided in her panicked state to run deeper down into the derelict facility

    >E rushed through the darkened halls like a rat stuck in a maze, barreling through cubicles and barely avoiding to trip over debris and old robo-viscera alike
    >Eventually she hit a dead end hallway that couldn't be brute forced though or safely backtracked from, save for a single open ceiling vent
    >Although E did succeed at worming her way 'safely' into the ventilation system she'd wound up losing her hat & getting stuck in the process
    >Now trapped between a rock and a hard place, E can do nothing but sob silently as the Sentinels prowl below

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aw.. man..
      >pic
      Did you draw this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it is an older pic from several months ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Although E did succeed at worming her way 'safely' into the ventilation system she'd wound up losing her hat & getting stuck in the process
      Either get ripped apart by those Sentinels down below or have to endure the Solver getting in her head and mocking her all the while. Not a good day for E(ve).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If E had been smart
      kek

      >he doesn't know

      >he doesn’t show anyone

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N’s slow heartbeat as he’s dying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N lying on the ground, dying, too weak to move

      N barely breathing

      N bleeding out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit no one cares

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exactly, that's why I hid them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no one cares what you hid you drama stroking homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oogi cares

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N lying on the ground, dying, too weak to move

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is he dying from

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        impaled right in the heart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but why

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N barely breathing

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N bleeding out

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N dying cold and alone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh just like me fr

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uzi stole the gas tank to eat shitty store ramen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UZI STEALS?
      NO DIGNITY!

      Did she share the ramen with N?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N and taco language in the same image is funny to me for some reason, like the Él N thing that came out of the drawing segment from Glitch X.

      anyway, funny image drawgay thanks 4 da laff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's settle this debate once and for all:

    Is the original Cyn still somewhere in there, or has the Solver completely destroyed her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyn is in the sunken place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given that the Solver said it wouldn't discard her, and I think it was being very literal with this, I imagine that Cyn's conciousness, soul, her AI, whatever was completely subsumed by the Solver just like how it also took the other drones at the Elliot Manor. I won't be surprised if the Solver uses the actual Cyn in some way to frick with N.

      Either way, I believe Cyn's physical body was used up by the Solver when it consumed Earth with the Singularity. Which is why Tessa says Cyn disappeared. Like the others that were copied into Disassembly Drones, the Solver owns her soul and can do whatever it wants with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is probbly still with the Solver. Probably on board with the Solver's plans too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to imagine she doesn't like it but still is being forced to see her harming her old friends and destroying life in general.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can see her liking the "Kill All Humans" part of the Solver's plan but immefiately wanting it to stop when Cyn's friends start to get hurt. Unfortunately, sho no longer has any say in the matter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt she would be onboard with that. Maybe Louisa and James, but not Tessa.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. matpat

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT'S SHE DOING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mating ritual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mating ritual

      >N does not know what this strange, gremlin ritual is or what it means
      >Unfortunately for him, it means Uzi is exceedingly horny and ready to breed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CLANKING against metal head

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you capture a Drones soul?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you have any mops laying around, lad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put their core in a jar. The Solver did the interdimensional equivalent of that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fist, we recreate the Hadron Collider

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      linear graviton beam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drones don't have souls, they can only mimic humanity's innate divinity

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outpost-6 fun fact:
    There is a reverse AU of Outpost-6 called Outpost-12, featuring Zui, the apathetic drone whose catchphrase is "Bite him!"
    No one knows what "him" she is referring to.
    Possibly Disassembly Designation Serial Drone - 13 and a half.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's Outpost-6?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An AU someone made in these threads that's about another Outpost that's eerily similar to Outpost-3 but with some changes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bizarro world MD

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your wife sucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God.. Uzi is so fricking cute, bros..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God.. Uzi is so fricking cute, bros..

      I would plant a kiss on this little gremlin's visor and watch her squirm with embarrasment before she storms off to sit in a dark corner of her room.

      WHY IS J SO GODDAMN HOT

      Designed to seduce (and marry) human men.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait Ns are supposed to be able to regenerate right? my neighbor’s J did when she lost one of her fingers, i think Ns and Vs can too? maybe that can fix his lung?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N’s sleeping heart rate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 bpm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s kinda low

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah he's ok

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i should scare him in his sleep about it

            are you sure…

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              100 percent sure, your N is just tired and there's no way he will suffer from organ damage from oxygen deprivation. not even sure why i brought that up because like I said, there is no way it could happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh okay good
                but his heart could stop beating and i wouldn’t know for 60 whole seconds

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mind parasite is restless....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino art

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure you listen to your Left Hand parasite! Whatever it tells you!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So fun fact. When I was a toddler, I was predominantly left handed, but my father and grandmother insisted on teaching how to use my right hand instead. And now in my adult years I've been able to write with my left land.
        They tried to suppress it, but it's awakening.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Parasite Awakens.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is actually very detrimental to development and can cause neurological issues like OCD and stuttering.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think the only thing I did develop was very mild OCD (and you know, just being a nervous wreck, but that's everybody nowadays), but I've turned out alright for the most part. Maybe I lucked out, but I can see how it can cause severe brain problem.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just thought that was interesting. I never would have imagined something as seemingly benign as retraining your hand usage could have such a profound impact on your mental well-being. Truly there is much in the world we still don't understand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, she’s lame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had two computers so I could game and make content at the same time. The uncertainty of not knowing how to proceed and the fear of screwing up makes me sink my free time into vidya and greentexting on my phone instead of working on my skills.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS J SO GODDAMN HOT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my wife

      Yeah they are ok, but my wife, Serial Designation V is cuter and hotter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and dumber.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe dumber than J but not dumber than Oogi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did Liam mean by giving V bodacious hips like this?

        and dumber.

        Maybe dumber than J but not dumber than Oogi

        Uzi is not dumb, she's very smart.

        She's just socially moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She's just socially moronic.
          Aren't we all? Uzi is /ourgal/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        move over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          (me)
          >image didn't attach
          fricks sake

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            You failed, you lost the magic of the moment. It's over, Emilybro. She now has to give up her humanfricker title.

            sad day for Emily. she's going to have to reclaim that title somehow

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              J should steal that trophy instead. She’s a human boot-licker.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is quite possibly the worst day for Emilybros surely it can't get worse

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Emily literally has greens with Anon as her boyfriend while V doesn't. This is such bullshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you'll have to place the blame on the Emilybro who fumbled his post above

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Emily asks (You) to help with winning her title back
              >Assuming she's referring to being the "Final Girl" (You) arrive dressed & fully kitted like a classic horror movie killer
              >(You) are thoroughly confused to find Emily dressed, or rather undressed, in preparation for something else entirely

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                H-hot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon doesn't quite understand what is happening
                >He assumes she wants to reenact a shower scene where she manages to escape
                >He's about to proceed to the shower when V shows up her chassis
                >"Hey anon, I'm bored."
                >She gives a sideways glance at Emily
                >"Who's this loser?"
                >Anon is left with a choice
                >Sexo with V, or helping a dear friend
                >A good friend
                >A friend
                >to be honest dude you barely even know her

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's about to proceed to the shower when V shows up *exposing* her chassis
                Aw I fricked it up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sexo with V, or helping a dear friend

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are only allowed one

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Emily literally has greens with Anon as her boyfriend while V doesn't. This is such bullshit.

              V doesn't even care for humanlovin' but she will keep the trophy anyway because she is vain and likes seeing some rando drone suffer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >V doesn't even care for humanlovin'
                Smileanon's greens would like to disagree

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't argue with those digits.

                >Emily asks (You) to help with winning her title back
                >Assuming she's referring to being the "Final Girl" (You) arrive dressed & fully kitted like a classic horror movie killer
                >(You) are thoroughly confused to find Emily dressed, or rather undressed, in preparation for something else entirely

                >Anon dressed as Pinhead because he is already bald
                >He was going to ask "what is your pleasure" and kill people with a box
                >Emily is offering her pleasure box
                >This is a disaster

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is not the end, Emily.
              Now it's the time to prove you're worthy of your title!

              J should steal that trophy instead. She’s a human boot-licker.

              AND a jobber.
              She'd faint after the first two humans.

              >Emily asks (You) to help with winning her title back
              >Assuming she's referring to being the "Final Girl" (You) arrive dressed & fully kitted like a classic horror movie killer
              >(You) are thoroughly confused to find Emily dressed, or rather undressed, in preparation for something else entirely

              That's the spirit!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She'd faint after the first two humans
                That wouldn't stop the humans.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She'd faint after the first two humans
                nah, I’ll HELP J up and love her

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh what have I done...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Protect Lily

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          (me)
          >image didn't attach
          fricks sake

          You failed, you lost the magic of the moment. It's over, Emilybro. She now has to give up her humanfricker title.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            V BROS WE DID IT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was more cute when she wasn't a biomechanical abomination.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe cute but DD V is hotter

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N breathing slowly and lying still

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Serial Designation N-0x1011100

    My owner is nice to me and treats me well but sometimes she feels my stomach, why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she’s autistic N, she can’t help it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Serial Designation N-0x1011100

        Okay I figured but like? Still why?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically you are a massive centipede like creature, trying to hypothesis gain the attention of a green faceless man, how would you do so?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hypothesis
      Meant hypothetical, I'm not stupid I swear and I know words good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bite

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So we know what a Vickers-chan would look like. But what abou a Liam-kun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just a Cordie PNG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, Liam-kun fits right in with his own creations!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't believe he's about to cuck N

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Useless male lead that eventually gets a power up from his monster totally-not-girlfriend.
      >captcha: MDXXXR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tht about sums it up. Also, that watermark at the corner sucks. It would be a shame if someone were to remove it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As requested I have removed the watermark from the corner

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that supposed to be Liam crying?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick I’m falling behind

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blender update fricks up the screen on drone models
    >have to redo V's head and the entirety of N
    fine, I didn't want to finish it before the episode anyway

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bugrettas won't admit it (they are probably incapable of processing it) but they need physical contact
    >You have been raising your new bugretta separated from your oogies by a thin plastic ring because they somehow found and fed roach poison to your previous one
    >So far the oogies have only been able to see her. It keeps them somewhat calm
    >You have been doing their work, feeding, touching and cleaning the bugretta. Not that they clean her in normal times anyway
    >"Mmmmmeeeee...!"
    >Speak of the devil
    >You go to the hive
    >Bugrettas make a variety of heart-tingling sounds to indicate their different needs
    >This one means she is touch-starved
    >You take off the artificial hive's roof
    >Oogies are hugging the transparent plastic and pushing their faces against it
    >To bugretta it looks like they are making faces at her, which isn't helping
    >You pick up the bugretta
    >The oogies are used to this by now so instead of panicking they groan and return to whatever they were doing
    >You take the bug to bed
    >You leave her in bed and grab a bag of chips, a book and an extra pillow
    >The bed has a headboard
    >You place the extra pillow on the corner and under the other pillow so that it props you up
    >You lie down placing bugretta on your belly
    >Aaah. A nice story and some crunchies
    >It isn't much but sometimes it is heaven on earth
    >This is telling of how shitty things are on this toilet earth
    >You open the book and support it on your chest
    >Bugretta looks at the cover
    >It is a nice cover
    >People won't admit it but you usually get a pretty good idea about the nature of a book by it's cover
    >If an encyclopedia has a dull cover then it contains dry information
    >If an encyclopedia has a decorated cover then it contains curated information. Unless it is about space, dinosaurs, ships or airplanes
    >Entrepreneurs are parasites trying to sell people things that aren't even tangible, like bitcoins and life philosophies
    >As such their books have covers designed for marketing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh, i was just thinking of posting some bugretta content

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do it now before the dramagays come along.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what to do though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A bright colour to draw your attention but with little to no detail to distract you from the slogan of a title such as "How to Shine" or "Learn how to not give a frick"
      >Murderslop novels you see in supermarkets and airports have suspenceful but meaningless photos for covers and their titles are something like "Murders by the Mediterranean" or "Dead in Dublin" or "Killed by a catamaran"
      >Books with a person's face on the cover are erotic books because they either suck that person off or aim to frick his reputation
      >Gay book covers have inviting colours and cartoonish illustrations that you'd see in books aimed at children. Because that is who they're aimed to
      >Now fantasy and scifi novels are harder to judge, what with the covers being based on the movies or drawn by talent who also drew for music bands. Like Rodney Matthews or Roger Dean. Oh, that reminds me of the story behind Blue Oyster Cult's symb-
      >"Gnnnnh!"
      >You raise your book
      >Bugretta made a sound but nothing seems out of the ordinary
      >You resume your reading
      >"Gnnnnh!" she goes again, with accompanying limb wiggling
      >You raise your book again
      >"What is it?"
      >Nothing. Bugretta just looks at you
      >You lower your book
      >"Gnnnnh!"
      >"Gnnnnnnh!" you respond as you put your book down on the bedside table
      >She wants face time
      >You place your hand on bugretta so she won't fall and sit up to reach your phone and headphones
      >You lie back again and browse for an audiobook
      >You choose a voice-acted novel with some music and sound effects
      >Bugretta isn't complaining
      >Time to make up for neglecting the bag of chips

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >As you open the bag you briefly wonder if they made the bags noisy so that people wouldn't steal them
        >You put a chip in your mouth and crush it between your teeth
        >Bugretta is looking at you
        >Perhaps you should give her some
        >"I hope you like oregano."
        >You break a chip and put a shard in her mouth
        >Bugretta eats it
        >With her mouth closed, because she is well-mannered
        >You feed her another and another as you go through the bag
        >She eats the shards with a smile
        >You let the empty bag fall to the floor
        >You'll pick it up later. Right now you're sleepy
        >Bugretta rubs her face against you while going "hnnn!"
        >That is a show of endearment and affection. Something oogies never get to experience
        >You look at bugretta and listen to the audiobook until you fall asleep
        >.......
        >You wake up feeling bugretta's hair on your chin
        >She crawled up on you and under it while you were sleeping and she fell asleep there herself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they made the bags noisy so that people wouldn't steal them

          they make bags noisy so that you associate the sound with food

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This reminds me of a Cinemaphile screenshot.

            >>This is telling of how shitty things are on this toilet earth

            anon how are you on earth when it was destroyed by the solver

            My headcanon setting is present day earth with some additions that are never explained or questioned, such as the canon characters and some ocs. This is the same setting as DD V being a human's capricious pet and Mini Y molesting a Ken doll.

            >too wordy for no real reason
            Yeah I think Douglas Adams exaggerated this habit of mine.

            >not sure how she moved at the end there
            She found purchase on anon's soft clothes and pulled herself up with great effort because she loves him.

            I don't know what to do though.

            Is that how other people do it? I only write when I feel like it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel the impulse to write but I have no idea what exactly to write.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, how about this.
                >The elevator is going down
                >Uzi loses cosciousness
                >She hallucinates a fairytale-like story with the other characters in it enacting similar archetypes. N is the prince, Tessa is the evil witch, J is the flying monkey etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I was thinking something oogie and/or bugretta related

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A hive loses it's bugretta and campaigns against another hive to steal theirs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oogies set up traps like in Home Alone to fight off an exterminator.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oogies hijack and operate a car

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Oogies in your walls are up to something
                >You aren't sure what but they've been remarkably well behaved recently
                >Your food has been untouched, there haven't been any major inter-hive battles, they've even been relatively quiet
                >Well except for some concerning piles of debris around your car
                >For the last week or so you've found metal and food scraps in your driveway
                >You really should call an exterminator but you keep putting it off
                >Still, you rest easy knowing there is no way a bunch of dimwitted, little rodent-insect creatures could figure out something like a car
                >Well, you have work tomorrow, time for bed
                >You go to sleep and dream about that cute Australian girl at work, although her face is obscured in pure darkness for some reason

                >the Oogie scout under your bed raises a discarded button, the signal
                >The plan is in action
                >You hadn't opened your junk drawer in a while so you didn't notice your spare key was missing
                >Oogies dressed in black sneak out of your home, several follow behind carrying your key
                >They are really making a break for it, waddling, tripping over each other and pebbles on the way
                >They get to the parking lot a few mere feet from your front door
                >The Oogies gaze in awe at your car
                >They don't know what it is, but the general consensus is that its a spaceship they can use to finally destroy all "humies"
                >Even though this is some of the most coordinated Oogie behavior ever displayed, their ineptitude rears its head
                >They have no idea how to even get inside it, let alone operate it
                >Some are trying to climb the tires, others are entering the tailpipe, some are yelling at the car to move, others are happy to see the lights flashing when jumping on the buttons of your key fob
                >Miraculously they had enough sense not to press the red button, not because they knew it was an alarm that would wake you, but because they thought it would make the car explode
                >Eventually one of them manages to pop the trunk
                >"We'we in!"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oogies start climbing up and enter your car from the rear armrest
                >The inside of the car quickly turns to chaos
                >Oogies ripping up your upholstery, crawling in the air vents, getting stuck in the seat pockets, emptying your glove box
                >One of them sees the button next to the wheel and flings herself at it
                >You really shouldn't have gotten the keyless ignition
                >The car fires up, the rumbling initially startles some of the Oogies who hide in their hats
                >The Oogies that were in the tailpipe are shot out by the exhaust, covered in soot
                >A group of them see the transmission and push together to put it in "N", thinking this will take them to "Land of Enns"
                >Your car starts rolling
                >The Oogies all cheer thinking they've conquered humie tech
                >The car is really picking up speed now
                >The Oogies in the tires hubcaps are screaming while getting haphazardly spun around
                >Some inside are getting carsick
                >The bravest are sitting on the dashboard and watching the scenery pass in the windshield and enjoying the sensation of motion
                >Suddenly their eyes widen as a metallic silver comes into view
                >They open their mouths to scream when-CRUNCH
                >Your car collides with your neighbors car
                >Oogies are sent flying in every direction
                >Your windshield cracks and many are thrown from the interior
                >The airbags deploy and the Oogies unlucky enough to get hit by them are launched 20 feet from the vehicle

                >You awaken early in the morning to the sound of metal colliding and glass breaking, followed by car alarms
                >Your dream was just getting to the good part: the Australian girl finally took off her spacesuit
                >You go outside and smell motor oil and hear dull, high pitched moans
                >You see your car, smoke rising from its hood, sandwiched against your neighbors brand new Mercedes
                >Oogies are splayed out in every direction at various states of consciousness
                >"Dude! My Stanza!"
                >Your insurance rates are gonna take years to come down from this
                >You really should have called that exterminator

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doug's gonna kill me!
                >"He'w dug?"
                >The little oogie who hadn't participated in the automotive tomfoolery is staring up at you with bright inquisitive eyes.
                >The thought of stomping that stupid little gremlin and all its friends into paste crossed your mind as thousands of dollars worth of metal and leather lay in ruins.
                >One foot was practically ready.
                >Not that it would matter anyway. Insurance was gonna have your ass.
                >"My dad. I never finished paying him off..."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alice having a fight with a few oogies like how Donald fought with Chip & Dale in old cartoons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oogies hijack and operate a car

                >Oogies on a Plane

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >because she loves him

              anon I think you are mistaking trust and knowing she'll get food with love. i know why like to trick ourselves but be realistic about this wild animal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NTA
                Do you see Dogs like that? They're only affectionate and loving because they gain sustenance? Kind of a shitty view of things isn't it Anon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it is how it is. Not saying pets are shitty or anything, just pointing out how we like to anthropomorphize them by giving them human emotions. I mean do you really think dogs feel "guilty" when they behave badly or are they just aware that their behavior will bring punishment?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>This is telling of how shitty things are on this toilet earth

      anon how are you on earth when it was destroyed by the solver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A bright colour to draw your attention but with little to no detail to distract you from the slogan of a title such as "How to Shine" or "Learn how to not give a frick"
      >Murderslop novels you see in supermarkets and airports have suspenceful but meaningless photos for covers and their titles are something like "Murders by the Mediterranean" or "Dead in Dublin" or "Killed by a catamaran"
      >Books with a person's face on the cover are erotic books because they either suck that person off or aim to frick his reputation
      >Gay book covers have inviting colours and cartoonish illustrations that you'd see in books aimed at children. Because that is who they're aimed to
      >Now fantasy and scifi novels are harder to judge, what with the covers being based on the movies or drawn by talent who also drew for music bands. Like Rodney Matthews or Roger Dean. Oh, that reminds me of the story behind Blue Oyster Cult's symb-
      >"Gnnnnh!"
      >You raise your book
      >Bugretta made a sound but nothing seems out of the ordinary
      >You resume your reading
      >"Gnnnnh!" she goes again, with accompanying limb wiggling
      >You raise your book again
      >"What is it?"
      >Nothing. Bugretta just looks at you
      >You lower your book
      >"Gnnnnh!"
      >"Gnnnnnnh!" you respond as you put your book down on the bedside table
      >She wants face time
      >You place your hand on bugretta so she won't fall and sit up to reach your phone and headphones
      >You lie back again and browse for an audiobook
      >You choose a voice-acted novel with some music and sound effects
      >Bugretta isn't complaining
      >Time to make up for neglecting the bag of chips

      >As you open the bag you briefly wonder if they made the bags noisy so that people wouldn't steal them
      >You put a chip in your mouth and crush it between your teeth
      >Bugretta is looking at you
      >Perhaps you should give her some
      >"I hope you like oregano."
      >You break a chip and put a shard in her mouth
      >Bugretta eats it
      >With her mouth closed, because she is well-mannered
      >You feed her another and another as you go through the bag
      >She eats the shards with a smile
      >You let the empty bag fall to the floor
      >You'll pick it up later. Right now you're sleepy
      >Bugretta rubs her face against you while going "hnnn!"
      >That is a show of endearment and affection. Something oogies never get to experience
      >You look at bugretta and listen to the audiobook until you fall asleep
      >.......
      >You wake up feeling bugretta's hair on your chin
      >She crawled up on you and under it while you were sleeping and she fell asleep there herself

      not bad I guess, but not sure what a lot of that stuff had to do with bugretta, kinda cute but too wordy for no real reason, also bugretta can't move on its own so not sure how she moved at the end there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A bright colour to draw your attention but with little to no detail to distract you from the slogan of a title such as "How to Shine" or "Learn how to not give a frick"
      >Murderslop novels you see in supermarkets and airports have suspenceful but meaningless photos for covers and their titles are something like "Murders by the Mediterranean" or "Dead in Dublin" or "Killed by a catamaran"
      >Books with a person's face on the cover are erotic books because they either suck that person off or aim to frick his reputation
      >Gay book covers have inviting colours and cartoonish illustrations that you'd see in books aimed at children. Because that is who they're aimed to
      >Now fantasy and scifi novels are harder to judge, what with the covers being based on the movies or drawn by talent who also drew for music bands. Like Rodney Matthews or Roger Dean. Oh, that reminds me of the story behind Blue Oyster Cult's symb-
      >"Gnnnnh!"
      >You raise your book
      >Bugretta made a sound but nothing seems out of the ordinary
      >You resume your reading
      >"Gnnnnh!" she goes again, with accompanying limb wiggling
      >You raise your book again
      >"What is it?"
      >Nothing. Bugretta just looks at you
      >You lower your book
      >"Gnnnnh!"
      >"Gnnnnnnh!" you respond as you put your book down on the bedside table
      >She wants face time
      >You place your hand on bugretta so she won't fall and sit up to reach your phone and headphones
      >You lie back again and browse for an audiobook
      >You choose a voice-acted novel with some music and sound effects
      >Bugretta isn't complaining
      >Time to make up for neglecting the bag of chips

      >As you open the bag you briefly wonder if they made the bags noisy so that people wouldn't steal them
      >You put a chip in your mouth and crush it between your teeth
      >Bugretta is looking at you
      >Perhaps you should give her some
      >"I hope you like oregano."
      >You break a chip and put a shard in her mouth
      >Bugretta eats it
      >With her mouth closed, because she is well-mannered
      >You feed her another and another as you go through the bag
      >She eats the shards with a smile
      >You let the empty bag fall to the floor
      >You'll pick it up later. Right now you're sleepy
      >Bugretta rubs her face against you while going "hnnn!"
      >That is a show of endearment and affection. Something oogies never get to experience
      >You look at bugretta and listen to the audiobook until you fall asleep
      >.......
      >You wake up feeling bugretta's hair on your chin
      >She crawled up on you and under it while you were sleeping and she fell asleep there herself

      Adorable and comfy. Enough stuff to fill the imagination of the environment around Bugretta, while giving her some cute moments. Good job anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

        >The Oogies in your walls are up to something
        >You aren't sure what but they've been remarkably well behaved recently
        >Your food has been untouched, there haven't been any major inter-hive battles, they've even been relatively quiet
        >Well except for some concerning piles of debris around your car
        >For the last week or so you've found metal and food scraps in your driveway
        >You really should call an exterminator but you keep putting it off
        >Still, you rest easy knowing there is no way a bunch of dimwitted, little rodent-insect creatures could figure out something like a car
        >Well, you have work tomorrow, time for bed
        >You go to sleep and dream about that cute Australian girl at work, although her face is obscured in pure darkness for some reason

        >the Oogie scout under your bed raises a discarded button, the signal
        >The plan is in action
        >You hadn't opened your junk drawer in a while so you didn't notice your spare key was missing
        >Oogies dressed in black sneak out of your home, several follow behind carrying your key
        >They are really making a break for it, waddling, tripping over each other and pebbles on the way
        >They get to the parking lot a few mere feet from your front door
        >The Oogies gaze in awe at your car
        >They don't know what it is, but the general consensus is that its a spaceship they can use to finally destroy all "humies"
        >Even though this is some of the most coordinated Oogie behavior ever displayed, their ineptitude rears its head
        >They have no idea how to even get inside it, let alone operate it
        >Some are trying to climb the tires, others are entering the tailpipe, some are yelling at the car to move, others are happy to see the lights flashing when jumping on the buttons of your key fob
        >Miraculously they had enough sense not to press the red button, not because they knew it was an alarm that would wake you, but because they thought it would make the car explode
        >Eventually one of them manages to pop the trunk
        >"We'we in!"

        >Oogies start climbing up and enter your car from the rear armrest
        >The inside of the car quickly turns to chaos
        >Oogies ripping up your upholstery, crawling in the air vents, getting stuck in the seat pockets, emptying your glove box
        >One of them sees the button next to the wheel and flings herself at it
        >You really shouldn't have gotten the keyless ignition
        >The car fires up, the rumbling initially startles some of the Oogies who hide in their hats
        >The Oogies that were in the tailpipe are shot out by the exhaust, covered in soot
        >A group of them see the transmission and push together to put it in "N", thinking this will take them to "Land of Enns"
        >Your car starts rolling
        >The Oogies all cheer thinking they've conquered humie tech
        >The car is really picking up speed now
        >The Oogies in the tires hubcaps are screaming while getting haphazardly spun around
        >Some inside are getting carsick
        >The bravest are sitting on the dashboard and watching the scenery pass in the windshield and enjoying the sensation of motion
        >Suddenly their eyes widen as a metallic silver comes into view
        >They open their mouths to scream when-CRUNCH
        >Your car collides with your neighbors car
        >Oogies are sent flying in every direction
        >Your windshield cracks and many are thrown from the interior
        >The airbags deploy and the Oogies unlucky enough to get hit by them are launched 20 feet from the vehicle

        >You awaken early in the morning to the sound of metal colliding and glass breaking, followed by car alarms
        >Your dream was just getting to the good part: the Australian girl finally took off her spacesuit
        >You go outside and smell motor oil and hear dull, high pitched moans
        >You see your car, smoke rising from its hood, sandwiched against your neighbors brand new Mercedes
        >Oogies are splayed out in every direction at various states of consciousness
        >"Dude! My Stanza!"
        >Your insurance rates are gonna take years to come down from this
        >You really should have called that exterminator

        >Doug's gonna kill me!
        >"He'w dug?"
        >The little oogie who hadn't participated in the automotive tomfoolery is staring up at you with bright inquisitive eyes.
        >The thought of stomping that stupid little gremlin and all its friends into paste crossed your mind as thousands of dollars worth of metal and leather lay in ruins.
        >One foot was practically ready.
        >Not that it would matter anyway. Insurance was gonna have your ass.
        >"My dad. I never finished paying him off..."

        This should be a cartoon.

        >Your dream was just getting to the good part: the Australian girl finally took off her spacesuit
        Genocide.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S O O N
    O
    O
    N

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure why but I feel like this means there's going to be an even longer wait for episode 8. Anyways, I wonder what kind of shit were going to see if it's that visually stunning

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully not... but if the story wraps up satisfyingly, maybe the wait will be worth it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want it to wrap up yet :<

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE GLITCH ANIMATOR BURNOUT WAS WORTH IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly in spite of all the wait and everything, I feel like I'n still entirely unprepared for the episode once it releases. ONE more day, it's utter insanity really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop hyping me up dammit

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We’re not getting a season 2 are we

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way jose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely afraid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Six seasons and a movie you heretic

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd actually love it if there was a fountain pen version of this JCJenson pen. Depends on how the internal is but if it's possible to mod it to take a nib and a fountain pen feed...

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Liam Vickers

    Dog Drones are now canon. No they're not literal robot dogs, they're Dog Drones. Figure it out dipstick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N is gonna freak out.
      V too, I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're not literal robot dogs
      Are you implying we have Drones walking around on all fours with fake floppy ears and an interest in being collared?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We already have that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No we don't?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, you're right, she thinks she's a cat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post it ye git! No that one picture of Lizzy doesn't fricking count

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If E had been smart
                kek

                [...]
                >he doesn’t show anyone

                petplay has existed for months
                newbies, newbies, newbies. all of you. none of you are oldgays

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a literal moron. I said the Lizzy one didn't count because ITS PETPLAY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DOG DRONES NOT FRICKING PETPLAY

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                guys i think i struck the newbie's nerve

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because Anon what you said was that genuinely fricking moronic. Petplay doesn't equal Dog Drone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think you're just autistic anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ain't that what (you)/anon meant with this post

                >They're not literal robot dogs
                Are you implying we have Drones walking around on all fours with fake floppy ears and an interest in being collared?

                Are you acting silly on purpose?
                Don't make me take out the bottle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >N-Nyaaah
                Anon that's not a dog that's a cat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She has autism, please be patient.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fun Morning Canon Facts: J loves to jerk off with Branded Pens

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Im out of the loop. What is this oogie shit. The OCs I get but wtf is this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many times do we have to explain it

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jane is bad at doom
    which is funny, considering the military made a doom mod for new recruits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course she is bad at doom because she is dead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gee Anon that sure was just as funny the last 46 times you posted it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please be patient, I have autism

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she deserve this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uzi is for suffering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People will complain about Oogis being off-topic and then post Jane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oogis? Responsible for all the suffering in this world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        show some respectful to schools, they are evil as well

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick did all them good times and the peace go?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is the little moron drone on the right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't have let their daughter collect derelict electronics from the local dump.
      Reminds me of that incident where a bunch of stupid indians tore apart an abandoned MRI machine for scrap, cracked upon a mystery cannister they found inside and contaminated themselves, their home, and their entire neighbourhood with fatally radioactive sludge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon, MRIs don't use radioactive materials, they use magnets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that anon is talking about the Samut Prakan radiation accident.
          However, he is still very dumb and gay for the following reasons:
          > The 'capsule' alluded to was the housing for an improperly-disposed Cobalt-60 rod. Such devices are used in radiotherapy, not in MRIs.
          > The Indians he alluded to were actually Thai people

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not being evil just pointing out hypocrisy

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads need a Hero, she must return

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did she fill that water gun with oily piss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buckety isn't the Hero these threads need or that these threads want, but it's the one it gets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a hunch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buckety needs a shovel

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    BRO THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
    homies have been mischievous with my filenames for like 4 threads
    a friend told me that he actually thought some of those posts WERE me

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why don't you take a nap with her anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cause I don't want to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doll would never become a DD, she’s fighting to kill them!

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could someone tell me how many hours until the premiere of Episode 7 now? In US time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      28 HOURS
      >AMYWD

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all are, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go anon
      be with Solver
      be with your wife
      you’ve suffered this world for long enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        weird way to say “have a nice day”
        >captcha GK0K

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even gay but I'd have N suck me off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Not gay"
      >Immediate homosexuality
      Many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        N's not gay, he's just such a friendly dude he'd probably do it if you asked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, he ain’t GAY

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nah, you’ll be SHOWERED in V’s cum instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want V to squirt all over me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon gets their wish to shower in V's liquid love
        >Unfortunately Anon only realized too late that Solver Squirt is just as corrosive as Nanite Acid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          painful but I'd still be ok dying like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          painful but I'd still be ok dying like this

          nah, he LIVED that and married V afterwards

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not fair. I want these 3 goofs to go on more adventures

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We could have gotten comfy slice of life adventures, but noooo Liam had to put in some eldritch horror. what a croc.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A good synthesis between the "is N good or bad" arguments would be that N is an amnesiac sleeper agent deliberately sent by the Solver for the purpose of infiltrating Outpost-3 to extract the solver host(s) there. The period between the gala and the present is near completely unaccounted for from N's perspective, likely for a reason. Taking everything into account (V's consistent stonewalling, N being the strongest and captain of the group sent to Copper-9 while also being the closest to Cyn of anyone shown yet, N's interest in Uzi and the drive to figure out and understand what's really going on (thereby moving N and all of them closer to the Solver and it's machinations)), it all adds up into a preplanned package. V's last words to Uzi were probably not meant to be interpreted as a "good luck out there" phrase, but rather in the literal sense, as a warning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      manchurian candidate did it

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an bow is cooler then a cross bow

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I guess there's no denying it anymore, I did steal this anon's wallet

    [...]

    . I thought this fricker was loaded but all he had was a bunch of coins in his wallet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next on Switch's agenda is her stealing Y's figurines and selling them on SpaceEbay for a quick buck

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My N unit keeps calling me Uzi before caressing me, who the frick is Uzi? How do I make this stop it's weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that was N's mom's name

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want N hugs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dress up as Uzi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? Well I want N blowjobs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon are you gay?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah im not gay ive just nutted to this green multiple times

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do people really jerk off while reading?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              individuals with rich imagination do.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made to be an onahole
    Bugretta is great, I always stock a few spares

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOH SQUISHY BUGRETTA MOUTH EROTIC FLESHLIGHT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should use both ends

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the frick do you mean

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait gor them all in the flashback, dunno what 8 will bring but it might become the best part of murderdrones for me. Or at least the one I'll rewatch most.
    Seeing Yeva first zime and Alice again, at the start of the weekend at that is just peak

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need more U-U

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? well I need less of you-you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly there is only Me-N-U. And only one of us will write a U-U greentext

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Harper smiles as you inspect the storefront. "Drone Stuff?" What a quaint name
    >"See, I wanted to make this part a surprise because I thought you'd like that. As to why we're here, I thought it'd be nice to spruce up your look with a wig or something of that nature. So, what do you say, lil' guy? How's about we get you some hair? Thought it'd be a nice gift, y'know?"
    >You shrug and walk in the store with Harper close behind. Might as well check the place out, you suppose. Maybe you'll find something you like.
    >As you enter, a few things catch your eye. There's Drones of all kinds checking the place out. Some with humans, some without. All of the items are just right for your size, visibly tailored for the slight body shape of a Worker drone. Dresses, three piece suits, jackets, pants, the whole thing.
    >There are other, more nondescript sections, one of which is closed off behind some curtains. It reads "Anatomy Adapters." Wonder what those are.
    >Then you spot what Harper took you here for. Wigs. Made with cultured hair apparently.
    >You decide you might as well check them out on Harper's request.
    >As you both nonchalantly walk to the wigs section, something out of the corner of your eye catches your attention. But not in a good way. In fact, it makes you freeze on the spot like a vicious predatory animal just looked you dead in the optics.
    >Drones.
    >But not ones that are waking around. No, they're not even active. Instead, they're.....
    >In boxes. Plastic, reusable crates with transparent fronts. Their optics are dark as can be, with nary a singular detail to tell any of them apart
    >It sends a shudder down your nonexistent spine, to make a massive understatement. If you had a heart, it would be pounding out of your chest right now.
    >Is this where you really come from? A box? Nothing more than a product? But that doesn't make sense! You've seen Drones be independent! How could this be?
    >Why?
    22/??

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fun Daily OC Facts: After losing her title as No.1 Human Fricker, Emily has fallen into a deep depression that seems endless. She's resorted to using high powered Mangets to dull the pain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Daily OC
      Meant Canon, although technically you could say that Emily is and isn't an OC at this point considering most of her fleshing out came from these threads

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Murder Drones came out in 2010, do you think it would be more or less popular?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Less. It would had to contend with Adventure Time and ponies, and the CG would had been worse.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In order to get her title back Emily must have sex with EVERY SINGLE ANON!
    >Emily is arrested by the WDF because little timmy was lurking at the time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EMILY NO!
      THAT’S A CHILD!!

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post J please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serious Designation J

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post J please

        A FRICKING PEN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here is J

        I love her...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She loves you too anon!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here is J

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mwah.

        [...]
        A FRICKING PEN

        I don't think J cared about the pen. N did but after she gives it to him she makes a mocking face and dismissive gesture as if she thinks he is an idiot for getting excited over it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She lost.
          To a pen.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She won me over.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            N lost he’s head to a WD femcel
            >captcha HP2A

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ultimate (J)obbening will commence in the near future

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DEAR GOD
        >There's more...
        >It contains every V ass shot in existence

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Strychnine jumps you out of nowhere
    >She reverse mating presses you until you cum inside her
    >She flies off
    >Her clit transforms into a dick
    >She is off to rape a woman and cum inside her
    >Millions will be born

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      millions of children will be neglected and killed, don’t worry strychnine LOVES that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Strychnine have an abortion fetish?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          strychnine is a machine freak, of course she has a abortion fetish

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Strychnine is reverse mating pressing you while holding your legs so hard your feet are going numb
            >"Ah! I can't wait to have your babies so I can abort them again and again!"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              rape all you want strychnine, you'll never be a loving mother, funny thing is the solver is not even controlling you, this is your own doing, you perverted freak of a monster

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She can't hear you over the sound of her uteral blender.

                Damn we are already on page 9. Threads are accelerating, iirc ep7 will release in 24 hours from now, I'd bet we'll go through two more threads till then.

                I can't take screencaps rn is all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >uteral blender
                nah, not even THAT is good enough to hurt anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >abortion
          I was implying that, huh who would of thought

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The babymaking machine was a baby smoothie making machine all along

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your going to far, stop this heresy of yours

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BABY SMOOTHIE BABY SMOOTHIE! IT'S AWWWRIGHT!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but he actually does that in mai chans daily life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amazing. A fellow museum piece.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don’t expect humanity to spare any of them, killing baby’s is the foe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, classic succubus/incubus

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am now reminded of “that” comic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      terrifying concept

      Does Strychnine have an abortion fetish?

      strychnine is a machine freak, of course she has a abortion fetish

      >Strychnine is reverse mating pressing you while holding your legs so hard your feet are going numb
      >"Ah! I can't wait to have your babies so I can abort them again and again!"

      pic related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this machine disgust me to my core, no wonder she was thrown away like garbage

        pic related

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like all good managers, J will survive while doing literally nothing. We've won, J-bros. Doll-stans and Alice-copers will seethe, but our wife will always be around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does he know?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Cyn giving you a hug like she really means it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon… If I didn’t do that I wouldn’t be able to fall asleep every night

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jane training Beretta on how to Vicker girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      I hope the discussion doesn’t last too long. I wanna get back to my thingamajig

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beretta will never be a vickers girl, she has no mania, she lack the proper posture, for god sake her drool synthizers barely exist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kirie wins by default, I’m proud of her

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, is this why it’s like this here?

    [...]

    Are we all that remains of the old way?

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Uzi dies so that Cyn can live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyn died a long time ago, anon. It's time to let go.
      >HNRAS

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish death upon your wieners

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are those models public?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do those models have pubes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Totally in character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doll wouldn't dance
        and Lizzy would sigh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          For Pilot Lizzy and Doll, perhaps

          I could totally see Doll pulling a Wednesday and busting out with some insane dance choreography all while giving you an unbroken, half lidded stare

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doll is ugly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Her figure is ugly. Unless she actually becomes a gremlin in ep 7.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fite me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bit me?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          For Pilot Lizzy and Doll, perhaps

          [...]
          I could totally see Doll pulling a Wednesday and busting out with some insane dance choreography all while giving you an unbroken, half lidded stare

          They're teenage popular girls. Attention prostitutes. They would make tic tocs together up until Doll's parents were killed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doll’s live be fine, then BOOM… disassembly drones

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And drone puberty is just around the corner poor girl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah, doll has GET thad to help

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ask reach around for help, he’ll know what to do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Totally in character.

      Doll wouldn't dance
      and Lizzy would sigh

      For Pilot Lizzy and Doll, perhaps

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if the artgay from last thread ever delivered?

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would it Would not?

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a suggestion for a Doll drawing. Doll hugging anon and saying "Everyone I love dies. Don't you did on me too". Is anyone feeling like it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doll will die, as compensation for innocents killed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, she'll PAY for what she’s done! I am not going to give her a second chance, all the innocent she's killed will not die in vain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is b***h is going to feel retribution, like V and soon Uzi

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Bah, zese buttholes again."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm legit curious as to what K and Y think of one another

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Youd have to ask P for Ks view but from Ys perspective K would be a rather lazy downer that she would be obligated to "whip into shape"

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How and where would J even have gotten cloned? Maybe the 'J' that did show up in 3 isn't even physically real, she could be a projection. All she did was fire missiles at Doll (which in classic Jobber manner all missed ofc) and catch Tessa's keys, which don't mean much since Tessa is in it as well. I don't know if I believe it for sure, but it is still a possibility.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >since Tessa is in it
      Meant since Tessa is in on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That scene bothers me lots but I'll save it for next thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn we are already on page 9. Threads are accelerating, iirc ep7 will release in 24 hours from now, I'd bet we'll go through two more threads till then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Know what, it is possible but it's not gonna happen, the plush leak was proof she will do something meaningfull after all. Still don't think J is gonna make it if she is an antagonist and much points to that being the case right now. Once it goes down N will kill her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If original trio of disassembly drones were deployed by Solver to Copper-9, reprogrammed into thinking they were under orders by JC Jenson, then breasts not a stretch to conclude that this new J was also deployed by Solver.
      Which would imply that either Tessa isn't Tessa (or possibly even human) and/or that she's suffering a similar kind of psycho-conditioning to the drones.
      In either case, unwitting or not, she'd be the Solver's puppet - an agent specifically designed to manipulate Uzi and company to a certain end.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want this with solver Cyn when she defeated Uzi and N is is about to [null] the planet

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/glitch_prod/status/1773425012629753944
    Today's teaser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some kind of weird coin in the skeletons head, on the right that is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uzi you fricking idiot stop using your tail you fool youre using the solver to use your tail youre going to solver out and destroy the universe!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her tail is actually a manifestation of her inner horny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nyeh nyeh nyeh

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strychnine hates abortion because in 18 years and some odd months she will have a new victim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As if the rape factory would care for age limits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yet even after all this time, strychnine isn’t useful in the slightest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t know strychnine was a discord mod

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking talking about rape and abortions has been more fun than the dramagayging that has been plaguing the threads at times and after bump limits. I've had a time and a half shitposting with you.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High California hours, innit?

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