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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yous...you are a elf...uncontrollably...I think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a weird ending line.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was drunk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I add "uncontrollably, I think" to random sentences where it doesn't make sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes back to not being Murphy and being exactly the same as normally was in the next movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't regress entirely. Murphy's humanity is a constant struggle, and what he was experiencing was depression upon the realization that he could never be the husband his ex needed. He chose to retreat into his work/machinery because it was the lesser pain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually a pretty deep and profound thought. I'm in agreement, especially since my favorite part was when RoboCop was stalking his former wife and they had her come in to talk to him directly. She felt how robotic and cold he was. That's when Murphy had to retreat back into his robotic prison.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. He lied to allow her to move on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The reboot misses all of that character building. They just have RoboCop hang out with his son and watch Red Wings games. Then Robo rescues them at the end. Totally missed the point that RoboCop can't have a family. Not anymore.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The reboot tried to do a reverse thing where he starts out sane but slowly loses his humanity but becomes meaningless when it was just a temporary thing induced by drugs/software. That and his death lacks personal investment, going from a firing squad to a generic explosion.

              One of the things original Murphy struggles with is accepting that the old him legit died. He regains a portion of who he was thanks to memories, but he acknowledges he's not that man anymore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hear ya. That was the best scene of the entire film where they show Murphy that he's not a man anymore, he's a product. They fricking pull apart his exoskeleton and reveal that he's just a brain with lungs. It was horrifying.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They made this to honor him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They made this to honor him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I paid like a dollar to fund a giant RoboCop statue in Detroit. Was gonna be placed prominently in front of an art museum, like the statue of Rocky.

              Then BLM happened and I stopped getting updates. Last I checked, they had to hide it in some park or something. Because Police = BAD.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writer admitted there was no point in making a sequel because the story has already ended and RoboCop's arc was complete. But he needed the job and the studio wanted the money. Could have been worse.

      Man, that guy was so happy. While everybody was crouching in horror he even standed up to catch every second of that ultraviolence. I bet he also would get a better parking lot and access to the VIP bathroom, because when a Dick falls, a Johnson rises.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second and third movies are pointless, don't worry about them. Only the original movie is legitimately great.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Such a kino ending. I unironically love abrupt endings like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Proof?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think the best part of the soundtrack was the classic main theme, but I noticed that in the ending they put only some seconds and then they climax with the road to the theme. It's as if they knew happiness can't be better than it's hype.
      0:16 to 0:46:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basil ruled

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come in, anon. I don't usually see anyone without an appointment...but in your case, I'll make an exception.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me, last month I watched like 5 hours of RoboCop behind the scenes, just the OG film. "RoboDoc"?

      I even watched the entire fan made remake of RoboCop. That was pretty cool.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no penis
    >identifies as male

    was paul verhoeven always this woke bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying couldn't just strap on a vibrating ejaculating oscillating robo-dong with included clit tickler rabbit functionality and nerve interlink
      You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. Robocop was the ultimate man. He could leave his dick at home and had no need for balls that could be kicked.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robo needs his Oreo

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot him in the mouth!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just skin over a metal head containing his brain, it's not organic anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick reddit Black person zoomer

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnny.
    Who?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RoboCop would work better if he used crowd deterrents instead of hand canon
    >stink bombs
    I bought some from an army surplus store once for a school dance and 4 of us cracked them open in 4 different spots on the dance floor before retreating to the bleachers to laugh at the chaos.

    5 minutes of the funniest panic I've ever witnessed. But soon the spell was gone and everyone was back dancing. Mission failed. 20 bucks a pop too!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is prophetic and will happen in Detroit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no point in a city fixing Detroit now lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SuperBowl champs gonna change that!

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boner

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironbutt

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    butthole

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