>mustachioed villain ties an attractive damsel to the railway tracks
what's the point? has anyone ever done this in real life?
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>mustachioed villain ties an attractive damsel to the railway tracks
At some point, almost certainly. Whether they did it before it was depicted on film? Probably npt.
>At some point, almost certainly.
>Sorry, not this time.
>It’s a total fabrication
>Gotcha, our writers made this one up
>Never happened
>near railway track
>near
Nice try
tied up gril in OPs pic looks pretty near to the rails though.
Also, its good because you can read that both ways and it works.
>claim
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
lel
why are men like this?
That's what the divorce court does to a man
we are just natural pranksters
look, im sorry, i promise i will NEVER kill my WIFE AGAIN
>make divorce such a disastrous and ruinous prospect for men that they resort to murder-suicide instead
>waaaah why men do disss qqqq
men are the only ones who truly love. If women understood romance at all the mans actions would make sense.
If i ever get married it'll be to a woman who will kill me before divorcing me
Women are very capable of loving their children, they just don't have romantic love.
>men murder their spouse because they're so loving
kys?
if you've never been in love
then you wouldn't understand
But I have. I loved and I lost, but I never wanted to murder my betrothed. Then again I'm not a Black person so there's that.
Do you also punch holes in your cardboard house when you're things don't go your way?
no you just hit your wife theyre way softer
funny! have a nice day Black person!
I'd like to hit your wife. Can I come over or meet somewhere so's I can hit your wife?
he said he had dibs on her, and you cant go back on a dibs.
women
They look Slav. Based husband doing what is right, but he unfortunately forgot about the children.
they got spared because they never threw nuggets at him
Do Americans really?
i did last week
>northern France
I200 mph train
In america? Kek, never.
>200 mph train
Phone post, apologies to all
Why did they put "on her birthday" like that? Was it or was it not her birthday?
Why did they charge the couple if they found the Grisly that did it?
the original
The fricking pixels.
darkroom editing tricks are as old as the darkroom itself.
>one lone steam engine with no carts
makes it too unbelievable
Back when stunts were done for real and not via shitty CGI
can you imagine if one of them had limp wrists and dropped her? at least one of the 3 will die for sure, glad they fricking started faking stunts like that, who wants to go to work with that sort of risk hanging over their heads??
what? how did they? what brave men
actually pretty smart since the hero(s) may get rekt as they attempt to save the damsel. i would be interested in seeing a short where the usual tropes are subverted (mustache twirling evil guy ties woman to train, hero goes to save her, frees her, but hero but gets squished, evil guy gets away but is caught and vanquished by an bigger evil guy...who is revealed to be the woman wearing a sith hood...would be kino).
It’s to bait their rival the hero to come into a trap
the CIA did this to Terry Davis
I did some research and it appears that although it was occasionally used as an intimidation tactic, it doesn't look like anyone was actually murdered this way. Or at least there are no documented cases.
mostly in western movies
back in era when nobody would trace it a d also its sort of play with victim instead of just straight up shooting her
>if you need to see more than this amount of panty to cum, you need to cut back
thats more than enough also post more bondage peril tropes
Based fetish
It happens in India every day
>an attractive damsel
>India
It's possible but if you're an attractive Indian you're likely a higher caste then normal Indians and much less likely to ever be on let alone near a train
It’s from a real old time movie called “Barney Oldfields Race for Life.” It had the keystone kops iirc.
> what's the point
Virtually untraceable murder strategies.
Lie oky just look like a suite Becuase the only think left would be pulp.
Btw, if you need to see more than this amount of panty to cum, you need to cut back.
Trains don't pulp bodies. Besides the coroner would immediately find rope and bruises on the body.
No, because it would be ridiculously easy to wriggle off the tracks. Even a woman would be able to do that.
Any villain with half a brain secures her to the tracks
>leaving transparently obvious evidence behind for a murder
Why.
not that guy but there is probably semen all over her at that point
So why not just dissolve her in an acid tub equipped with a charcoal air filter? Or even simpler, just ground her up and feed her to the pigs.
Because the it's usually the heros gf
I'd guess some people like trains and rope better
hence her covered in semen
Lmao Jesus Christ they even tied her to the fastener. Why are people so insistent on dying to trains
looks like a man
Where is her wiener?
This will be great for my prejac training, thanks
>Lie oky just look like a suite Becuase the only think left would be pulp.
the browning of Cinemaphile was the worst thing to ever happen to this place
>if you need to see more
I came when I saw the b***h was tied up and gagged.
RIP El Duce
it probably originated in silent films, since it was an easy way to communicate that the villain was a rat-bastard using just a few lines of text and his actions. happened all the time in superman and spiderman. the villain would capture lois lane or MJ, put them in harm's way, and force the hero to focus all his energy on saving her, which gave the villain time to either escape or do something else. it's a smart plot device to create tension and drive motivation.
>hero appears on scene and starts fricking up the villain's plans
>villain finds out hero loves this one girl, this is the hero's weakness, so villain nabs the girl
>ties the girl up in some way that puts her in danger
>hero must save the girl
>villain uses the opportunity to either hurt the hero or continue with his dastardly plans while the hero is distracted
remember in nolan's second batman, rachel is tied up in a room filed with explosive gasoline or whatever. same shit as if she were tied to train tracks. anyway this is also why snyder's batman failed, no love interest for batman.
A lot of your silents grew out of theater melodramas so it likely started there.
yea, and train backdrop + tracks is probably doable on stage, though i don't know how they would make it look like the train is approaching. maybe with sound and lights. some sick frick probably did it once in the real world, his crime made headlines, then the theater and carnival folks put it into their plays, which attracted crowds, which then gave more sick fricks the idea to do it. until one day it became easier to use other methods.
i forgot to mention this scene from Casino Royale, where they tied up eva green and left her on the road. the hero almost runs her over. the aston martin he was driving being the "train"
I effortpoasted and got zero (You)s.
And thus began anon's villainous career as a drive-by shitposter
yes.
>villain's poker tell is that he starts weeping blood
wtf were they thinking. might as well have him twist his curly 'stache
good post
Trains were bigtime production value back then too.
There was that one early kinoscope with a train coming towards the camera and it supposedly freaked the audience out enough that they scuttled out of harm's way (tho that could be a myth). If you take that gut reaction from just a train rolling along a track, a filmmaker could suppose something about trains lends a sense of real danger to a scenario like OP describes. So they exploited the shit out of it to the extent it because a trope.
Name one (1) movie where a woman is tied to train tracks. I'll wait. (Inb4 you can't because there aren't any.)
Barney Oldfield's Race for a Life
I assume it has to have happened at least once
No, I was there. It never happened.
I did a couple times, first time lets you nut really hard but it quickly falls off.
Imagine the gore
Did it last week, was purely in self-defense though. The b***h was screaming at me.
her BF had promised me days before that he would hunt me down for robbing the israeliteels from that bank vault, so I panicked.
SOMEDAY YOULL PAY ANON!
thats quite a situation anon, cant hardly blame you for your actions. one might even say.... your hands were tied
Only in my dreams
Spending every single day happy
Unless I'm drunk
Then purposely make myself cry as an outlet
How do you think Terry Davis died?
I wish this would happen to all women, they deserve it
trainsirs...we got too needful
Daily immigrants to america
Imagine the smell radiating from that train
I hope someone threw stones onto the tracks further down and it derailed
imagine a crash hearing all the pajeets howling and shitting as they fly overhead
>"Here is your next first-world country, sirs"
I usually don't care
But this makes me believe there are in fact too many humans on this planet
Am i a racist?
Yes, and that's a good thing.
There are too many humans concentrated in too many small areas. There's still a lot of uninhabited land. Frick, most of Russia is practically empty and the flyover states are barely populated.
you unironically think availability of land is the ONLY thing that determines if human settlement of said land is or isnt a good idea?
>the flyover states are barely populated.
I wonder why?
Is there any realistic way to prevent tornadoes from forming? Like a way to equalize the pressure between atmospheres?
What a handsome little truck.
Remember when everyone was mocking Trump for suggesting we nuke the hurricane? That would work. You would need a nuke for something as big as a whole weather system but conventional explosives would be fine to create a pressure front sufficient for a normal domestic twister.
>whole weather system
What does that all include? Like just one tornado?
Would we need a giant cone to shape the explosion or could we target it well enough that it detonated midair before being shot at my house?
>What does that all include? Like just one tornado?
no, something huge like this
> could we target it well enough that it detonated midair
That's what nukes are designed to do, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were both airbursts. The bomb never touches the ground. An ICBM can go to an altitude outside the atmosphere so you could just drop the bomb right down into the eye from above.
What's the closest thing anyone has to a nuke... without being a nuke and radioactive?
Cool, I only knew that was done for Chernobyl. I never knew you guys ever had tornadoes.
Any other cool things geologically speaking like Denmark being below sea level because of man made land barriers?
>Denmark being below sea level because of man made land barriers?
That's the Netherlands.
>Netherlands
>Below sea level
Yeah... I am only SEAing lava, but nice try bud.
>Is there any realistic way to prevent tornadoes from forming?
Cloud seeding. How else do you think we prevent them in Europe?
presumably there's some way to manipulate weather systems. we could probably be working on that but instead we're spending money on foreign wars in order to make weapons manufacturers rich.
weapons manufacturers should be rich. It would be ridiculous to have domestic wars to make them rich. We have the second amendment for domestic sales.
All markets are saturated. It's an excellent business model.
Human birth rates are declining siginificantly, overpopulation is a myth. If you live until the late 2080's, you will be alive for peak population, and then it's an immediate and significant dropoff from there. All of us in this thread generally speaking are alive at a special time in Earth's history because it's likely the planet will never be this populated again.
You're almost there.
They're not human in any real sense of the word though
how would the conductor check tickets?
>bright sunny day
>scenery constantly changing
>basically having a party with your bros
Looks really fun actually
sure if you don't mind the poop and sweat smell
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
wow that is a LOT of future doctors! India is in good hands.
>the guy sitting at the very back
Imagine the putrid rotting stench
choose your fighter
rumor has it this thing goes under the ocean straight to Canada
>Toronto circa 2024
What is this thing?
it supposedly derails trains
don't know if it actually works
A train boot, for illegal train parking.
Anyone tied would still manage to crawl away from railroad. The only realistic approach would be to tie em to it
Those pumps are a bit much
I've done it at least 100 times in RDR2.
>attractive
girl in that photo wall'd probably 5-10 years ago. look at her elbows, cheek lines, eye lines. the train can have her.
>t. virgin
>has anyone ever done this in real life?
Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids
there is a hobo in my small town that got drunk and fell asleep on the tracks
he lost his leg (below knee)
can you imagine? like how do you pass out so that only your foot is on the tracks? what are the chances
The point is to lure the hero with the white hat into the elaborate trap, set by the villainous black hat
If I decide to commit suicide, them I'm going to take a nap on the train tracks with my neck on the rail itself. It should decapitate me in my sleep
>unused tack
the wall is gonna hit her before a train does
>nooooo you cant just tie me to a log and have a giant saw cut me in half!!!!!
split*
Split implies that it's forceful, a saw would cut.
no
Well I disagree, now make like a banana and cut.
How about you make like a tree and bark?
ITS A SAW. IT SAWS THINGS
By your logic a garage garages things.
>Hey Tom! I gotta garage my car and I will be right up!
It would make more sense to address it by what it ACTUALLY DOES! And do you know what it ACTUALLY DOES?
It spins, so you would say that it would spin things
Are you fricking esl? No, it does not spin things just because it spins. The item that it acts upon does not spin, therefore the saw is not spinning it.
Also garage actually is a real verb and some people actually say that, most people obviously don't but some people do, iirc in some parts of the midwest and the british isles
garage'd ur mom last night
garage'd ur mom last night
>british isles
Shut the frick up, pr*testant
Midwest of what country (island, region, continent...)?
I live in the upper midwest (USA), have traveled to many parts of the midwest, and have never heard anyone use garage as a verb. This thread is the first time I've ever read about using garage as a verb.
I live in the upper part of this post, have traveled to many parts of this forum, and have never read about using garage as a verb, b***h.
>Are you fricking esl? No, it does not spin things just because it spins. The item that it acts upon does not spin, therefore the saw is not spinning it.
Hey homosexual, I am just going by your logic. The saw blade spins. That is what it does. If you DISAGREE WIRH THAT FACT then maybe we need to address the motor that spins the dowel that spins the saw. Take note that there are more items spinning than there are items doing your made up word "sawing".
>Hey Tom! Mind if I motor my motor over to your place?
>Yeah sure, don't garage your motor though. I have garaged too many motors that I drive for the mobile motor festival.
YOU ARE A DOWN RIGHT FRICKING GENIUS moron!
I thought I heard 'garage' as a verb before. Makes perfect sense like using 'Google as a verb.
nta
I google things all the time on the Duck Duck Go.
I googled your mum
i have a pic of a woman who got killed lying on the railway tracks, its surprisingly SFW not not SFW enough for Cinemaphile.
her head just got seperated clean off and is just... lying there
did the villain install a metal plate for her ass?
In Italy a radio host known for attacking mafia was tied to a railroad track and blown into pieces with dynamite. It was ruled a suicide but decades later they admitted that he might have actually been murdered.
"Gangs of New York" movie missed a great opportunity to be memorable
They wanted to but the producers pointed out that trains weren't invented in those days, and said no.
It was one of the first things I did in Red Dead Redemption after realizing I could lasso people
It's more of a meme than anything. In the 1910s most serial females characters were badass tomboys and the actresses did their own crazy stunts. The tied to a train track came later because people have shit memories and back then you couldn't watch things again unless you had a movie projector. It did happen, but it was like one time in a shitty low budget serial and people wrongly remembered it being a staple of the genre and happening in the better serials for some reason. Collective memory is weird like that.
I really got into the 1910s serials a few years back. Crazy shit. The stunts women/men were fricking insane.
GIWTWM
Protea (1913) might be up your alley, it's something of a 'Vampires' prototype
https://www.cinematheque.fr/henri/film/49285-protea-victorin-jasset-1913/
I think may have just unlocked a new kink in me.
There's a similar one for girls precariously hanging from cliffs
Anyone have any videos of naked women tied to train tracks and they're like writhing around and making muffled moaning noises (because their mouth is tied too). It'd be really cool if they had a vibrator bound to them too, but I'll take what I can get.
asking right questions
Pretty shit but here ya go
https://xhamster.com/videos/the-great-train-tracks-bondage-12041228
>bondage
>tied up
>bondages
>trained
>trained
so they get run over by a train
dick bastardly would do that
Why is the metal plate there? Incase she poops or something?
lel i never thought thinking about a woman being crushed by a train in this much detail would make my stomach churn but it did
I think it was used to stop trains and rob them, not actually to kill people.
Do you know how long it takes a train to stop?
I mean, you can just board the train normally and then take out guns and tell them to stop when you're in the middle of nowhere. Which is what they generally did.
you think wrong, by the time the engineer would spot her it would be too late to do anything
Philosophy professors do it all the time to pose ethical problems to their students.
>bad guy makes an elaborate plan to kill captured heroine instead of just blowing her brains out
encasement bondage is the key to transcendental enlightenment
300 years ago is like India now: nothing interesting going on aside from trains
Realistically how much trouble would somebody get for this if they did it in a EU country and also lets say it wasnt with intent to murder just for a photoshoot on live train tracks
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i love getting a hint at an upskirt makes me diamonds
fricking rusted railheads. no train is coming down that track for a while. villain is a moron.
so the hero can rescue her at the last second
it forces the hero to be in a place of your choosing at a set time or she dies. you are free to go rob the bank while lone ranger is off doing this. its like boyd blowing up cars on other side of town and robbing banks in justified.