Mutant Mayhem

IDK bout you guys, but this shit was some of the most fun I have had in a theater in sometime.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, best animated movie of the year for me thus far.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shills really gotta do better than
      >I had fun
      >I saw it this year
      >it's better than [shit flop movie]
      Also space your posts out by a few minutes and don't use images straight from the press kit if you want to seem less obvious.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao, stay miserable I guess

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stay pathetic then, shill.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're the one seething over people enjoying thing you don't enjoy. Sounds exceptionally pathetic to me.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no u!
              Come on now. You act like you've never been here before and aren't used to people questioning your shit taste. Projecting like that only associates this movie with homosexuals who have to sling insults because they can't even articulate a coherent opinion.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAOOO.
                You can question my shit taste all you want, in fact I welcome it. Yet, so far you haven't brought up a reason to dislike it other than "U GUYS R SHILLS!!!!!". Boooring. People like you are so one noted.

                The reasons I liked it were:
                I really like the art direction and I am glad films such as this and Spiderverse are getting popular and showing your average audience members that you can actually experiment with CGI animation. It's also showing execs that animation in this style is profitable and not everything has to be Pixar clone.

                I really liked the writing and found it to be a funny movie. I also liked how the Turtles actually felt like and talked like teenagers for the first time in the franchise history, and I say this as a life long Turtles fan. Making the Turtles voiced by teenagers and actually have teenaged interests other than "we like eating pizza and partying" makes the characters way more likeable and believable in the world they inhabit.

                The character designs were great as well. I really liked the body type differences on the brothers. Making Raph look like Sonic Boom Knuckles is hysterical. Giving Donnie glasses and Mikey braces were also cute touches.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the art direction / animation style too. I liked all the hand done touches and the general gross feel. It felt like a blending of the Spiderverse/ Last Wish style CG with classic Nickelodeon like Rugrats.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Totally agree. The scratchy look they gave it really makes it stand out in the current scene of animated movies. It gives it that slightly hand drawn look.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was I just high or did it almost look like Coraline / a Laika movie at some points?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You were high.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not even a little Box Troll-y? I had also been drinking.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even slightly. Weed and booze have a multiplying effect.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, anon is right. The style remids me of ParaNorman

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I thought it was claymated at first. And even if it wasn't, they went out of their way to make the characters lumpy and lopsided like Laika does

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I really like the art direction and I am glad films such as this and Spiderverse are getting popular and showing your average audience members that you can actually experiment with CGI animation. It's also showing execs that animation in this style is profitable and not everything has to be Pixar clone.
                Or maybe they could try going back to 2d. That would be great.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No argument there. Still enjoyed it though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We've been having these threads for a solid month now. If you think there's genuinely no reason to dislike this movie, you're beyond moronic.

                The animation isn't experimental at all. It's a lower framerate for some scenes, crossed with some visual noise and aimless hatching. Look past the few scribbled exp;osions and it's just standard 3d animation.

                The writing is weak. Half of it happens because the plot demands it and the other half is because they have to emulate the obvious elements of TMNT. They don't talk like real teens and they were never supposed to. A "life long TMNT fan" would know this. They talk like what middle aged men think teens talk like, and half the time they're all talking over each other. Having the turtles namedrop Attack on Titan is hardly a unique interest, which, again, you'd know if you weren't a fricking moron. Every previous incarnation has given them interests in comic books, movies, skateboard, wrestling, video games, books, bonsai, and plenty of other things. Mutant Mayhem give them singular traits that are dumbed down versions of previous versions.

                The turtle's designs are just the 87 cartoon version but slightly exaggerated. Don't cream yourself because Donnie is skinny and Raph is fat. Rise did that shit already. The glasses and braces look fricking stupid and make no sense either.

                You have shit taste and are desperately looking for anything to defend a movie that only ranks slightly better than the concert movie thing they did. The plot is fricking weak. The characters are lame. The only good thing about Superfly is Icecube hamming it up, while Cynthia Utrom is a pointless addition to give some c-list Hollywood wienerholster a job. The writers couldn't come up with a coherent character arc for the turtles and had to just blurt something out at the end. Most of the mutants were only there as an excuse to put celebrity voice actor names on the promotional material, and to try and sell action figures.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                These are fair critiques. Thank you for replying with your opinion.
                Now treat yourself and watch a cartoon YOU like, anon!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's also showing execs that animation in this style is profitable and not everything has to be Pixar clone.
                Mario and Minions 2 made more money than Spider-Verse 1, Spider-Verse 2, Puss in Boots The Last Wish, The Bad Guys, and TMNT Mutant Mayhem combined

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Making Raph look like Sonic Boom Knuckles is hysterical.
                This is bait.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and aren't used to people questioning your shit taste
                Agreed, this is the single biggest red flag and takeaway that exposes a poster as a shill

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based

            https://i.imgur.com/kcLsEeI.jpg

            IDK bout you guys, but this shit was some of the most fun I have had in a theater in sometime.

            Then you have shit taste

            I think the Mario Movie was better. Thetr just wasn't enough of the stuff I like about Ninja Turtles

            >Mario Movie was better
            kys

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP here. I got this from IMP Awards cause I really like the poster. Also, this is my first reply to this thread. Trust me, studio execs don't care for you Cinemaphile losers as an audience

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >studio execs don't care for you Cinemaphile losers as an audience

          Then why are you still here you homosexual shill? Dont you have some tiktok dances to practice in the mirror?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock Dog 3
      Elemental
      Spider Verse 2
      Super Mario
      Ladybug and Cat Noir
      Ruby Gilman
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.
      Mummies. The European one.

      Even though first three posts look as astroturf as houston's baseball field, it's not unreasonable given the competition. I'm ignoring the later posts of course.

      These are fair critiques. Thank you for replying with your opinion.
      Now treat yourself and watch a cartoon YOU like, anon!

      It is perfectly fine to love and to hate things that other people love and hate. One things for sure, my pick for a movie I like isn't going to be from this year.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so much better than Elemental

      >It's not even subtle at this point

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you missed this one

        I went to see this movie in the theater this year.
        It was fun to watch and good.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so much better than Elemental

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Mario Movie was better. Thetr just wasn't enough of the stuff I like about Ninja Turtles

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the release date of the Shredder's Revenge DLC and I'll watch your movie.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the turtle designs, but I was honestly hoping we'd see them interact with humans more.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started snoring in the cinema. Holy shit this movie was boring.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely liked it and had a good time. Much better than I was expecting. I'm not sure I love the status at the end with their rogues gallery moving in / the turtles starting school attendance. Similarly, Splinter's revised origin is funny but gets rid of his relationship with Shredder. I guess all these complaints are about what they left themselves to work with for future films

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie much. It's like every stylistic thing I love from humor, tone, animation, and soundtrack all rolled into one. Need this movie injected into my veins.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see this movie in the theater this year.
    It was fun to watch and good.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine saving this on your computer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you have much worse saved, anon.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking people wanting to talk about a movie they like is "astroturfing".
    Cinemaphile gays really be trying to find creative ways to say they just didn't like the movie because April was black.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk more anon, and don't lean on the racisms button so much unless you want this place to be more like pol.. There's a difference between a positive reception and astroturf looking shit, and anyone who's read the positive reviews on a movie poster knows the difference.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was good
      >I like very much
      >real teens™
      >animation was very I liked it
      >fun great movie very turtles
      >movie very better than old movie
      >I love movie
      This shit barely counts as posting, let alone "talking about" the movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      April wasn't black, she was mahogany. Get your eyes checked next time, loser.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >obvious shill behavior
    >"hey you sound like fricking shills"
    >"haha we are not shills! Shut up you are so mean! Movie is good!"
    >thread goes dead immediately
    No surprise here. Studios saw the effect that positive word of mouth did for Puss in Boots and they want to recreate that.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth Rogen movie.
    I would rather eat my armpit hair than watch a movie produced by Seth Rogen.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was it so criminally unfunny?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because all of the writers and producers were just Seth Rogen's friends who have only ever written for criminally unfunny Seth Rogen movies.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When you have to shill a movie when HR compliance: The thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk, i thought it was fun. liked it loads better than Mario.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't so heavy on the pop culture references it would be pretty good. As is I think it's ok.
    It's going to be painfully dated soon, though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oof, I had not considered that. yeah... the slang, Attack on Titan and BTS actually landed with the teens in my theater, but in 10 years?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oof, I had not considered that. yeah... the slang, Attack on Titan and BTS actually landed with the teens in my theater, but in 10 years?

      Well, if some super autist watches the movie ten years from now, they're going to have tons of recommendations for new stuff to watch.

      Just like when I watched the movie Misery for the first time, and they namedropped the Republic serial, King of the Rocketmen, which I immediately watched afterwards and loved to bits.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was what Spiderverse 2 should've been. Just another brainless fun adventure, no moronic moral quandries

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'f that's what Spiderverse 2 was then everyone would hate it and shit on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly the series exists to shit on Spider-Man while promoting "black man", we could've had a comfy teamup of fan favorites that actually goes across the Spider-Verse and not "Miles is the Spider-Mannest Spider-Man and everyone else is just a mook" but cucks are going to cuck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was what Spiderverse 2 should've been
      Hollow? Lacking substance? A limp-dicked sequence of events that fails to pull together a bunch of really poorly implemented themes?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you describe Spider-Verse 2 while asking if that's what it should've been

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being yourself and doing things for the right reasons?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather have all that than a movie that is so far up it's own ass that it expects you to come back in 2024 for a satisfying conclusion
        There is frickall deep or substantial about this zoomer turtle movie, characters will flat out tell you what the moral is word-for-word like in GI Joe or He-Man, but it ends up being a more solid and coherent film regardless

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this where we're at? "having an ending" is now the difference maker?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ending is just a symptom of wanting to tell a story so grandiose that it has to have split installments, and not in a cheap cash grab way but in a "we're making the next LOTR/Star Wars" way
            Plenty of other stuff I could b***h about like the emphasis on canon/totem crap, the entire Council-of-Reeds-but-with-spiderpeople-instead, and having Miles beat all of them just to show how special and awesome he is, and now the entire multiverse is at stake, etc.
            Why couldn't he have just stayed in New York fighting regular villains?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't really fault you for that. Spider-verse is a bloated movie that's so in love with itself and it's own bullshit that it can't even bother to tell a full, coherent story. At least Mutant Mayhem has a beginning, middle, and end.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's really not saying much. Most people are weirdos who can't go to a theater by themselves, in which case their friends' antics are actually entertaining them, not the movie.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seem more people say now the TMNT are more relatable abd grounded as teens but they've always had that zeal in them. In the 80s, what wasn't relatable about teenages living in NY who do karate and have pizza as their favorite snack. TMNT fundamentally was cashing in on a lot of trends at the time which is why they were so popular to begin with and any child could vicariously imprint any aspect from the Turtles in general. I don't think the new movie really re-invents anything new with focusing squarely on the teenage aspect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who also grew up in a sewer with an ESL father who had a constant fear of me being abducted and being milked, which is why I wasn't allowed to attend public school, this movie really spoke to me on a deep, realistic, relatable level.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who had a constant fear of me being abducted and being milked,
        ...like a cow? Or is this a sex thing?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's about having their blood extracted for mutagen, but the film repeatedly calls it milking cause Seth Rogan has the humor of a perpetual adolescent

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