My 5-years-old niece insists superheroes can fly because of their cape. Is she in the right?

My 5-years-old niece insists superheroes can fly because of their cape. Is she in the right?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    She's just young.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let her cook. She's on to something.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let her dream anon.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda.

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  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Batman insist on running on rooftops everywhere then?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's right about some.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely it wasn't Strange who popularized this belief, right? But I can't think of any other examples.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a metric shit ton of mythological sources.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap her and call her a dumbass

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's young enough to have some real dumbass ideas in response to that info and old enough to potentially carry it out, so be a good uncle and tell her no because you're gonna feel real bad if she does decide to jump out a window wearing a towel.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a 5 year old stretching their imagination and being happy for something. No matter what they're right.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't "well, actually" your 5 year old niece, what is wrong with you?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's right but not for the reasons you might assume. Superman flies because that was much easier to depict with his cape than jumping around. It just looked better and popped from the page more.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know
    looks like the cape is required for flight to yo me

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    While that’s not the case for every hero it is for quite a few, that being said if the 5 year old thinks that’s the case just go with it but just make sure she doesn’t try to jump off something high

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it's pretty much the whole Hela schtick..

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say so

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My 3-year-old nephew always refers to Superman as "Superhero." He knows Spider-Man, Batman, even Wonder Woman, but good ol' Clark is Superhero.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has good taste in role models.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any kid will always be right about superheroes when discussing them with an adult.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a purely meta way, she's not wrong. Both flying and capes exist so that cartoonists can create the illusion of action without being good at drawing a good action pose.

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