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>S12 E4 Abi's Journey
>Abi was struggling with his weight before a fluke accident left him mostly paralyzed; bedbound for seven years since then and topping 700 pounds, Abi's only hope for a future with his wife is to get Dr. Now's help to lose weight.
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Dafuq
useless jannies leave shitposts like these up and then delete the only thread covering actual television content
jannie is probably in the episode
>janjans
Here's the stream link
>https://thetvapp.to/tv/tlc-live-stream/
That might have been what got the other thread pruned. I deliberately don't put it in the OP.
no ones doing one of the hosts where u can chat?
OH SHIT ITS STARTING AND HE BLACK!
stream party link?
>tfw fatkino wednessday with frens
Tiny dog alert
can someone post the bingo card?
thanks friend
>>anon guesses their weight prior to weigh in
going to say 698lbs
>my beautiful wife Brenda
We have high delusion fatty tonight
I can’t even make fun of this dude. He was in a car wreck and paralyzed now he wants to die from overeating. All I can do is pity this fool
>become tallest man in puerto rico
>stop playing basketball
I just learned thar all Puerto Ricans are US citizens. What the frick government?
Half-citizens more like, dominated with none of the perks
What perks? The illegals get all the perks.
They don't have to pay federal income tax for jobs/work in Puerto Rico, that's a pretty sweet perk.
I really shouldnt be watching this right before dinner
>The Diapered Man?
I can't tell if that's a pit or a growth in the middle of his gut
Literally my worst fear and I would suck on a shotgun before being a lifelong burden. Frick that buwlsheeit
So a 400lb+ paraplegic is able to get a wife. Incels have no excuse.
they just have to lowerhave no standards...the problem is they think they deserve atleast a 710
Here's Trump raining paper towels on Puerto Ricans after Hurricane Maria
Remember when the Puerto Rican government was hiding all the relief supplies and everybody reported that trump was trying to murder that entire island?
>island loses power
>everyone has charged phones
More liberal bullshit lies
>he actually works
Already ahead of most of the fatties on the show.
Wut he do?
He spams you with those car warranty calls.
Hope he dies tonight.
Mobile car financing. That will be 14.99% APR plus tip.
WFH customer support with a headset and a computer
>bedridden, stuck in 90 degree heat with no power
Imagine the smell
>when President Trump was throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans after hurricane Maria.
>has a job
I hope he makes it.
>you want the chewy kind or chocolate chip?
>yes
>gets in a small car crash and loses use of legs
>few months pass and docs basically fix his spine
>just needs to lose some weight so can start walking again
yeah, nah...no sympathy
>eats entire loaf of bread
He was in the Capitol on Jan 6?
>his back
HOLY FRICK, what wasn't censored was horrifying
wtf
WHAT THE FRICK IS ON HIS BACK? LOOKS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A PUBLIC PARK GRILL
What was that shit on his back!?
?
Was that mold growing on his back?
This guy might have a worse skin situation than James K...
First LAYGZ update of the night. The producers are getting more squeamish, they didn't censor as heavily in other gross episodes. Besides his back they also censored a piss jug mounted to his bed.
i dont think this counts as bathing scene or fast food
First couple minutes had him bathing in bed. He gets the upper body, wife gets the lower body.
They bathed him and he ate a bunch of shit. Check em.
711 weight weigh in reporting in.
Rolling for weight
687 pounds is my guess
>extremely painful
>for Brenda!
I bet 745
This guy seems pretty nice for his Shitty dealt situation. This is kinda sad. His enablers are wrecking him.
see
Dude be a Quadra or paraplegic for a few months in a third world shit hole and see how you make it out of it
>get your feet back on the ground
that’s brutal dr now
why are black women obese in america?
like 90% of them are obese not even fat
how did that happen?
my guess is that it's tied to the quality of education people receive.
>why are black women obese in america?
A combination of soul food and black women not wanting to exercise because they'll mess up their hair. You'll notice all the fit black women wear their hair naturally or simply straighten it.
but why? is it a form of guinea pigs to experiment on them with new drugs or something?
660
doctor my foot is like
WAIT A FRICKING MINUTE this guy has the potential to use his legs again and walk? So he’s just a lazy piece of shit who likes being crippled? Seriously frick this butthole how pathetic can you be
exactly...after his initial surgery they said he can start rehab and walk again but just needs to drop a few lbs first....instead decides to gain another 400lbs
Here I was feeling bad for the guy. turns out he’s just like the rest of these filthy slobs
Damn it, they're not going to weigh him before he starts dieting
>he looks like that Wildling guy from Game of Thrones
>he talks about bending the knee
>he helps him to do so
kino
Knocked off a couple more squares. I feel like this guy will either /makeit/ or be a flaming bag of dog poop.
He was legit bedridden from the car crash for a few months tho. Add in enablers that just give him everything food wise and its not hard to see that this is where he is.
a normal person isnt going to balloon up to 700+lbs just being bed ridden...thats an insane amount of calories
>Ozempic ad during fatkino
jesus now it makes sense, all the commercials
they're about diabetes, getting thin etc.
You make them obese so they can buy the drugs
Poetic isn't it?
Selling stuff to viewers to stop being fat fricks, while watching a show about fat fricks.
The american dream.
Damn Dr. Now looks cool
Dr Now cruisin' around
>Dr. Now is going to see the patient
Does this count as a road trip?
HOLY SHIT DR NOW HOME VISIT
nice, a ps4
help me out here bros i want to bang this slampiggy at my gym who eye fricks me all session. ive never been with a fat girl before is it gonna be more trouble than it’s worth?
how big we talking
im guessing 170ish her boobies are huge
>170
>slampig
lol
she’s like five feet tall bro im sure that qualifies
Take pics of her next time you're at the gym and share them with us next week
sure thing
think i might ease up in that after all
>smol fatty who actually cares enough to go to the gym and is eyeing you up
You should have fricked that yesterday
>can you feel me touching you down here?
oh my dr now...
>Dr No actually uses his golden stethoscope
A fricking viking
the barnacles ooze all the time
BEHOLD THE ROTFATHER'S BLESSINGS
that's a mountain of a man
is that the guy from starting strength?
>a lot of territory to cover
Good one Dr Now
>your weghtloss is only a hop skip and a jump away
Exactly what is the point of the breathe thingy?
cardio and abs
dr now said the whole house fricking stinks of rotting and shit
to check lung capacity id guess
>"the smell in the house" Dr now
imagine it
did Dr.Now escape Iran when it collapsed and the muslims took over?
One of the most screenshottable episodes of the past few seasons. It's borderline impossible to keep up with their tempo, I was basically done by the second commercial break.
alright , I'm late, what's the backstory of tonight's pig?
Puerto Rican who was crippled in a car crash then visited by Nurgle
temporarily paralyzed from a car crash and instead of doing physical therapy he laid in bed for 7 years and ballooned up to 700lbs
>american advertisements
How would they fix his back? Just cut off all the infection?
once treated they should dry up, scab over and fall off (into your food)
>puts hand in trash can
>doesn't wash hands
>continues to fix salad
>>fix salad
>>was never broken
do americans really?
just turned it on and this doesn't look good
>can barely rotate his arm 10 times
>says he hurt himself and needs a break
>"keep the skin on muh chicken"
hmmmmm
>paper plates
murica
As much as Abi eats it's best to use paper plates.
surprised the dogs arent obese too
usually they resemble their owners
Trust noone, not even bed.
He isnt going to make it.
"Dinner is the strongest meal" - Barack Obama
He did not sound too excited about eating one less egg for breakfast
How bad for you is it to have a fried egg for breakfast, compared to scrambled or a boiled egg?
How much butter you using to fry it?
maybe around a tablespoon
You’re fine my dude
A tablespoon is a lot for one egg. You could use 1/4 tablespoon or a half. Your are using to much for one egg.
thanks 🙂
Buy an egg ring from Walmart for $3 dollars. Makes egg patties like McDonald's. You can make your own McMuffins with English muffins from the store. Healthier if you dont use bacon or sausage and just use cheese instead but taste incredible with sausage patty or Canadian Bacon.
lol post them tiddies sweetheart
You dont need a fricking tablespoon of butter for one egg you obese moron.
>fat makes you fat
do i need to switch to an all-grain diet? nice try sugarjew
if I balloon up to 600lbs can I get free government money for everything? I'm tired of working and don't get pussy anyway
yeah get an ssi
I don't have time to do the obligatory Cinemaphile edit but this is how your future would like.
Im in that thread right now too. Hello fren.
>H-hellew, fren!
>Please wait to make a post.
*would look like.
Y'all are a bit hard on him comparing the real 600 lb life frick ups. A moronic woman driver trucked him. Then his woman gave in and fed him insanely. Now he cannot move and has a crazy uphill battle but he appears to have a good attitude and is trying and is honest with Dr now. That's not at all often on this show that people are like that.
he clearly hasnt been sticking to the diet, and only does exercise when the pt comes...full of excuses too
He can't exercise he literally requires PT to help him with his limbs.
And we will not k ow if he stuck with diet this is hos first weigh in
I hate fat fricks more than anyone but this guy been dealt a terrible hand and seems like he's working at it.
hi abi
>Black person rapping over a commercial for some kind of israelite pill
america
HIV TREATMENT AD ON TV WTF IS THIS MURICA
BOTOX AD FOR MIGRAINES
WTF
transport is coming bros! are we going to get to tick the 'muh layygs' box!?
im glad it wasnt just me that thought it was weird
MUH HYUP
MUH BODY
MUH HIPS
as degenerate as my south american country can be, we will never see these ads on tv
>they're taking him to the hospital
PLACE YOUR BETS
707
642
711
Roll for weight
What a surprise, once this b***h is gone he is gonna lose weight
At least this guy doesn't have the squealing piggy whine when he's in pain. It's an obnoxious noise and makes them sound like a b***h.
HAHAHAHA SQUEAL PIG SQUEAL
would you rather
>150lbs and alone
or
>600+lbs with a loving wife
absolutely 150lbs and alone
I like being able to move
I'll take being fit and alone. When you're 600lbs you're not making love to your wife anyway.
idk man those thick sausage fingers can do work
The most action these landwhales are getting is a kiss on the lips.
The fat girls on this show can still suck dick. I remember one episode where she got her enabler husband to keep feeding her junk by threatening to stop the blowjobs if he cut off the garbage food.
link?
Lisa Fleming. She exchanged blowjobs for ice cream.
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watch at 1:02:50
738
Dr. Now in a garage is always certified kino
this looks like it could be edited into a sick album cover
780
why don't they show the ads withing the show
like product placements and stuff
is it banned?
Would you really want your product to be associated with these blobs?
Imagine Dr Now pulling out ozempic like a cerveza cristal ad.
How the frick is Lowe's still in business? They're the worst of all the hardware chains.
I haven't been to Lowe's in a long time but Home Depot is awful, I can never find anything at all. Have to ask an employee every time and pretty often it ends up being a wild goose chase through the whole store because they can't find it either
>open Home Depot app
>find what I need, even if I can't remember the exact name a vague search will usually get me there
>tells me the exact aisle and bay to find it as well as how many are left in stock and how much it costs
>just get the app bro
You can do the same thing on their website, no account required
You just look up the location of what you want on their website using your phone. That's literally all the employees do whenever I ask them for the location of things.
neat I'll do that next time
I wish it wasn't necessary though
(I heard) they have the stuff you need to extract DMT from mimosa hostilis root bark with several different methods
make sure to pay cash though cause the combo of items definitely seems drug related, if I were to do such a thing
I would obliterate my body into his for the best chicken wings, hamburgers, pizza, and taco / burritos on this Earth. Full scale annihilation of my body for ultra tasty food like that. With the best sauces and the best frying oil. Put it in my veins!!!
Do you think they have extra long needles to draw their blood from underneath all that fat? Must be a pretty heavy gauge
I have a feederism fetish and want to knock up a girl and watch her gain 80 pounds when pregnant with my baby. Should I kill myself?
>creating more content for future 600 pound kino episodes
you are doing god's work
You should, but not for those reasons.
There's no way they can wrap this big bastard up in the next hour. We're gonna need an extra week to see this through
His face got fricked up
the amount of medical resources and manpower wasted on these people is absurd. Not to mention all the welfare benefits as well. Just lock them in a cell where they're only fed 800cal a day until they're back in shape at which point they must enroll in a state labor program to repay all the resources spent on them while in fatty prison
They have rights, anon.
m
how much did he say????
728lbs when he arrived...no anons were within 5lbs sadly
Thank you. I have to practice more
>wallowing in your own feces with open sores
what even is the point in spending thousands upon thousands of dollars on fat fricks like this? just let them die they are a drain on every resource other than bringing up Arby's and McDonald's bottom line
>other than bringing up Arby's and McDonald's bottom line
they are literally the backbone of america anon
Fresh off the oven.
what the hell is even going on there, I can't tell
he's turning into an alligator
you think you could tear a nice piece of it off and chew on it like beef jerky?
Somebody post the pasta about eating James' laygz
jesus
>shidding and pissing himself in bed to the point where he goes septic
wtf
>wants to go back home and back to laying in his own shit/piss all day
what is wrong with these people
So they just lock him in a room and feed him 1500 calories a day until he loses weight? someone probably died waiting for that hospital room
This is America, people don't die waiting for hospital rooms. They either get treatment then go bankrupt when they get a $500K bill or they die because they never sought treatment knowing they would go bankrupt.
>puts on gloves before getting close to him
rude
he lost an entire person of weight but looks the exact same
Is Ozempic going to cause this show to get cancelled? I mean Ozempic will make them stop eating so much
Just have to hope for more feeder spouses making sure they get the food they need..
They have to take Ozempic for life or gain it all back plus some. $1000 a month no insurance. Ozempic is saving this show in current year Bidenomics.
3-4 days alone with no help and this guy would die of thirst while slowly pissing and shitting himself in a soggy bed
next week on My 600lb Life: Maika's journey
fake, here's the real next episode's star
yum
how can they even stand being around him with the sepsis and stuff? that guys is literally sitting in his own shit and piss
shouldn't they be grimacing or something?
If his parents sucked we'd have a LAYGZ, but they didn't cause his problems.
there's still time for him to be molested in this episode, we aren't out of luck yet
>etsy follow your dreams
>get undercut by aliexpress resellers
>Here, take a lethal dose of Morphine.
>Thank you, Doctor.
I can't stand listening to people with a lisp
Do we know how many episodes are in this season? I read there were only 7 but I don't know if that's accurate.
I think there was 10 last season. So no more than 10 thIs season probably.
I remember reading the season ends in mid or late April. After that we're getting Where Are They Now episodes.
>Where Are They Now episodes
I used to just skip these, but they've grown on me. It's interesting to see where they end up
Checked. The first 15 minutes are kino in their sloth and greed.
occasionally they're really good
I like how Jeanne's confirmed that one TLCbro was legit since several of the details of pic related played out on the Where are They Now episode like a year after that post or something
Usually the most kino patients don't get a WATN episode. I remember James and Jeanne did though, plus the Assantis have their own cinematic universe.
James was the one that died near the end right? That was rough. Kid had a tough time
actually I was thinking of Sean I believe
>James was the one that died near the end right?
You're thinking of Robert, James died like a year after being on the show.
>Robert
I remember Dr. Now hugged Robert's mother and his girlfriend.
No, James died in 2020 after filming. After he died they had to cremate him in a horse cremation oven since he was too big for a regular oven.
Right. Sean died during one of his episodes.
think how many starving african children he could have fed
that yelp
This guy didn't earn this any more than some illegal immigrant earned citizenship. It's a waste to do this surgery
>can't be there because of her "work" at a car lot
she's cheating
Brenda hasn't had a break from that man in decades. She deserves it.
>Dr. Now is complaining about the patient's layggz
I don't see this on the bingo chart, bros
You don't get a 5 million dollar robot for your average walmart fatties.
>it's a Gundam episode
Dr. Now is a true G for this one.
>holds door open for scrubs ortho doctor
Based Dr. Now
He couldn't get Donald (from season 1) to walk again and Dr Now is back for round 2.
I normally watch for the failures but I'm pulling for this guy. Dr. Now has major tough-but-fair father vibes going on this episode.
And this is with God knows how many weeks in hospital already.
>femur and hip are fused and must be broken apart
Grim
>was such a lazy frick that his hip and femur fused together
just take a baseball bat to it and hope for the best, more money has already been spent on him then needed. If he dies feed him to the illegals at the border.
>im on my way to being a model
all about mindset
does anyone remember penny?
>full body deodorant
Do amerilads really
Middle aged women (target audience) have body odor problems
Like your dick doesnt smell after 18 hours in the same underwear.
I'm starting to notice a pattern in this family.
>goal of 350
??
Its better than 728
Usually after losing several hundred pounds they have a ton of excess skin. They need the skin removal surgery at that point because there is so much it hinders their mobility and makes them uncomfortable. After that they get a new weight loss goal closer to normal weight.
Christ that's a lot of skin. That makes sense
>when The Texas Chainsaw Massacre wasnt fricking around on Leatherface's masks.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
He ain't gonna walk
I don't think he's going to stick to the diet and PT back at home.
530 guess
485
545
>421
Frick weed homosexuals
Did his wife leave him?
how is this dude losing weight while literally never leaving bed
Stick with the diet.
If you're big enough your body is spending a lot of energy just keeping you alive.
>ten years since he hasn't walked
holy shit can you imagine
>losts a bunch of weight
>gets movies
>visibly happy
Good to see this Max fella doing well!
good job, Max
Dude will literally weigh less than when he became partially paralyzed! Took every tool in the toolbox but it's weightloss & the injury rehab he needed a decade ago.
I'm impressed, he proved me wrong. We were wienerblocked out of 3 different winners.
man that was super impressive
recovering from even minor muscle loss takes a lot of effort, so doing that for your whole lower body while also losing that much weight is wild
thanks for watching tv with me 🙂
homie did good
This episode was a really pleasant and memorable surprise. We seldom see fatties whose weight ballooned up because of a (for lack of better word) legit physical condition. Besides you could tell Abi is a real human bean who didn't go down the mental illness path despite the suffering and hopelessness. No wonder he achieved so much without visiting Paradise City. He is the kind of patient who deserves Dr. Now's help and the resources being spent on his recovery.
This almost became me. Hit 515 at my highest, at that point it was almost impossible to wipe properly after taking a shit. Down to 435 now and hoping to reach 300 or lower by the end of the year. It might be too late but at least I'll go down swinging instead of ending up as a joke on television. Don't get like me friends, none of the ice cream or pizza or burgers was worth all the misery. Food stole most of my life from me but I'm going to try to steal a few years back before the end.
Good job, anon. Keep it up.
Keep at it fatfren.
why don't you just use ozempic like others are saying? my diabetes dad has some in the fridge right now
Don't have the money and I've been doing good without drugs so far. Would rather do it natural if I can. Not sure how I'm going to pay for the skin surgery when I make it but I'll have to cross that bridge when I get there.
Still watching trying to drift into sleep.
Just my 2 cents but I think it's better to do it without that stuff because no drug will change your eating habits in the long run so you either take it basically forever or yoyo all the time. Pick up lifting if you have the chance. Will boost your weight loss like crazy and make the loose skin look a bit less worse and you can get in a positive feedback loop so you actually want to eat somewhat good but can also afford to eat some shit without gaining like crazy.
>Food stole most of my life from me but I'm going to try to steal a few years back before the end.
Based, hope you'll succeed Anon!
put it perfectly. Dedication and grind can go a long, long way.