New season of fatkino debuts in 40 minutes, fatbros. Post stream links, I don't have any.
>S12 E1: Krystal S' Journey
>Krystal S. has finally met the man of her dreams, but she won't let herself marry him until she can be sure that she won't become bedridden and force him into the role of caretaker.
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So you hadnt been in des treads long time. Yu mus confess yor food sin and don be hiding tings from me.
Wrong pic
I just had eggs, sausage, and a pancake all topped with a bunch of milk gravy.
Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.
You're like those jap wagecucks that stay in love hotels to watch tv because they can't stand up to their wives.
Motel rooms are for shagging in.
End of list.
The whole order is 8,335 calories. The thing is after im done i have to go home and have skinless chicken breast or salad with no ranch or croutons with just vegetables. It sucks. She keeps getting angry at me for not losing weight. I've been doing this for months and she doesn't know. But one time I came home and burped and had garlic butter sauce stains on my business attire and she started screaming at me about cheating. I told her it was just a little cheesy bread and she calmed down somewhat. It's like damn Debbie I'll lose weight when i want. Fricking b***h.
your wife is just a shitty cook
Anon, pizza is not part of you diet
How much do you weigh?
350. Wife wants me to lose half. She can suck a frick because i will not be burdened with shit healthy food constantly for over a year.
Just be glad you still have a wife who cares about you, you whiny fat frick
You want to be burdened by low mobility due to fricked up knees and constant fatigue due to sleep apnea? You're not even that fat m8.
If that's not motivation enough, think of all the healthy shit you'll be *forced* to eat due to the beetus.
How much weight do you think i could lose if i stopped ordering the deserts and soda and kept it to two medium pizzas and 26 wings each week?
To start, drop a pizza and keep the sweets.
I only pig out once a week like that. But i gotta quit soda and sweets. I really crave meat and cheese and bread. Love pizza and chicken wings and burgers burritos tacos so much. And ranch.
eat meth anon
honestly, just make lettuce wrapped smash burgers and eat that when you want something nice
*unintelligible American babbling*
Horror
just eat a normal amount of calories for your height perhaps 2500-3000 per day. you're probably averaging 5000+
that would normally cause a fat person a lot of anguish but you have a good excuse for taking meth or some other diet pill which will blunt your appetite heavily and make it easy to distract yourself with other things like exercise. if you eat mostly protein and cut carbs the fat will melt away very fast
Smoking cigarettes helps cut down apetite
if you live in the US ask your doctor about Desoxyn
Try just eating a normal portion of whatever food you want. Eat two or three slices of pizza instead of a full pizza. I bet you'd start losing just by doing that.
Eating less is a good start. It's more about your relationship with food than what you eat. Why not eat smaller portions? Do you eat because you're hungry, or because you want to eat? Do you savor each bite or just shove it in and flush it down with soda?
From experience, if you try to go all-in and just eat lettuce and water for every meal, you'll burn out and rebound. Eating smaller portions is the way to go for fatties, but eventually you need to fix your palate and learn to eat real food instead of ultraprocessed slop that's meant to get you addicted. Even a whole roast chicken with a pound of potatoes is way better than fast food and sugary crap.
What do you eat regularly?
Like a fast food combo once every weekday. With grilled chicken, salad, rice, potatoes, eggs at night.
were you molested as a child? beaten?
Yes both repeatedly
ahhh well you should write a letter of what you want to say to the people who did that to you. That will solve your problems.
just eat high protein low fat no carbs, exercise as much as you can slow and steady and pop amphetamines like tictacs you fat frick
you can be normal again in a 5 or 6 months
It's unironically over for you. The hog you married has probably already gone black while you're "working" you fat sack of shit.
Smoke my fat pole. Frick off.
I would but your pig wife is hogging the shaft.
KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YA FRICKING MOUTH!
Honey, I wish you would do better about your weight.
If that's the case, she wouldn't care one bit about him or about him losing weight.
>my 600lb cope
with the correct eating habit and strategy, you can lose weight eating goyslop if you want
Healthy food tastes better than processed slop
I literally can't drink soda it makes my mouth filmy with sugar disgusting
weenie
Corn syrup addicts...
I'll have a coke once in a while, can hardly finish them. I'll stick to fresh food and water.
I can't figure out how people do it, I genuinely feel shitty eating fast food and there are people who live on it.
Truly a testament to the adaptability of the average homo
excuse me but im aspartame gang
Tastes like dick (I would know)
I just use real sugar in small amounts if I'm making something like lemonade or a little vanilla in milk
Frick yeah bro I drink 2 to 4 liters of diet dr pepper every single day and have done so for about 7 years now. I'm not overweight because I spend all my money on diet dr pepper. I occasionally get ulcers but that's the worst thing that has happened.
Fricking disgusting
Do you even touch water?
What are your teeth like?
Never drink water. My teeth are fine. The artificial sugar actually helps fight bacteria which can't differentiate between fake and real sugars so they try to eat the aspartame and die. I just make sure to never brush my teeth so I keep a good buildup of gunk on them so the acid doesn't damage the actual tooth undernearth. I could bite through rebar reinforced concrete my teeth are so strong.
My friend did this and ended up getting all his teeth pulled and had serious gum disease, lived the same way as you too
Good luck
Yeah well my uncle works at nintendo and he said everyone that worked on the wii u did things my way so...
It was so bad they had to surgically insert antibiotics into his gums.
He'd always say "I don't need to brush"
What's your actual diet like and how often do you brush
Can confirm my teeth fell apart when i stopped drinking soda and only drank water.
If you think about it logically bacteria are the real problem with tooth health and what do bacteria need to live and multiple? Food and WATER. No water, no bacteria.
this is true
good dental health hinges on keeping your mouth as dry as possible at all times
I've talked to many scientists and they all say this is correct
Soda fricking rules in moderation homosexual
Honestly just go for long walks and cook more.
>i will not be burdened with shit healthy food
Seriously, you can easily make alternatives to foods you like only better. I like kebabs and started doing my own at home with plenty of veg and nice seasoning. Still far more healthy than ordering one out.
Dude, when i get dominos, i usually get a medium pizza and 8 wings. I eat the wings and two slices. I save the rest for the next day. You can do that right?
I'm too spoiled to homemade cookies and brownies to eat that dessert. Pizza looks okay.
You should try Domino's Pan Pizza and Brooklyn pizza with extra cheese and whatever toppings you like. So good. There regular pizza is garbage though.
Is it afforadble?
you live an hour from me
we both live close to /jazz/
Holy shit. Small world. How do i shitpost with you and know its you?
You'll know in your heart
you guys should meet up and try to date /jazz/
Jazz frequently goes to my beach but im too fat for the beach.
damn anon is Jazz our of your league?
South Florida isnt too friendly to fats at the beach. I dont know how Jazz can feel comfortable at the beach. Dude is a blimp.
Damn, Jazz has more balls than you and she got them cut off.
>not going for Jazz's hot friend (female)
That gets you in Jazz's orbit without getting sucked into the event horizon. If you're a troony chaser you can still go for Jojo instead of Jazz.
Thats a boy?
no it's a biological woman
she's like a light in the storm
my waifu
Why not do the $6.99 each deal
One needs to be large.
>not getting the cinnamon twists
Deserve cardiac arrest
>mfw
I do this but I'm skinny. I eat like two pizzas at work over the course of day. Some days it's 10-15 tacos. I also love pies (peach is my favorite) and straight up hamburgers w/ just LTO.
I don't eat much otherwise. Like today I had an egg white omelette, a jar of artichoke hearts and a whole tub of spinach. Some days I fast completely. But I def have gorging days
Eating all this once a week is moronic its like 4 days worth of calories
What if she discovered the pics?
I've actually lost 56lbs recently by having no takeaways, cooking and going for long walks. I'm going to make it.
You should treat yourself for that, anon!
I suggest getting a takeaway.
Nah, I am staying pure for now. Got plenty more to lose. Got about the same amount to lose to get to a healthy weight.
I gained 10 lbs since I broke my foot and can do nothing but sit around and eat. I've been drinking more, too, since not being able to do anything is so fricking boring.
So hyped for this shit. Throwing some ribs in the oven now, gonna get that shit nice and sticky.
Props to the Anon who gave a heads-up a couple days ago and also for (You) for making this thread! Let me guess: you made the other thread too, didn't you?
Missing the entire last season due to TLC's screwed up scheduling hurts to this very day. The episodes can be watched later but nothing can replace the /FatKino/ experience!
no streams
even daddylive is fricked
guess I'll have to actually watch television
If you have cable why would you even bother with shitty streams that constantly buffer?
When men say they like big breasts this is what we actually mean
>no stream
Only because you are my fatkino bros
https://thetvapp.to/tv/tlc-live-stream/
thank you
you're a saint
she's a big guy
Million thanks Anon! You're a real human bean!
wtf BASED I was gonna watch All troony Wrestling but this is more fun
I had no idea there was a new season starting
Dammit, setting my screenshot setup is so weird after all these months. Especially that I'm fresh of a reinstall!
Weight unknown! Guess the weight.
I'm gonna say... 650.
>okay fatso take your clothes off and get into the shower for America
Damn she's huge
>Yeast Infections
Damn that's nasty
>bacteria
>yeast infection
>can't reach everywhere that needs to be clean
>moisture
>odor
>worried others will smell me
>it's a "contemplate the aroma" episode
... they can't just put up a shower curtain?
There was a shower curtain when she was bathing so I don't know why they would bother with the doors.
>OVARI DA
>frickhuge SUVs arent dangerous everyone is just skinny
murica
I need to rewatch the episode in pic related
>gets heem'd by a SUV as a 10 year old
>only survives because of all her cushioning from obesity
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Damien looks like he has 32.5 chromosomes
What are the changes that they're fricking?
>very understanding
he needs to be a bit less understanding if this has any chance of not ending in failure
I don't see her doing it tbh
That poor little girl. So sad. She never had a chsnce. 🙁
Brock Lesnar really let himself go
everyone can smell you too ya fat b***h
>your tax dollars at work in the grocery store
>also her last name is literally Stoor
>shopping cart completely full of snacks
the cheat meals later on might be funny
I love these camera angles during the backstory monologue where they set the camera on the ground and angle it upward. Makes them look even more massive, almost like looking up at a mountain.
So hilarious when they get so fricking fat that their legs splay out like a deformed toad.
Interesting how all these fatties are shopping at the BlurMarket.
>it really breaks my heart people are pointing and laughing and taking pictures of her
>goes on TLC circus freak show
>pretty girl making excuses for her gross mom and already turning into a landwhale
I know, right? Natural blond with blue eyes. You can see on every female member of the family that there's a decent amount of beauty hidden deep under those fat rolls.
I was on ImageFap and there are a bunch of sets of SSBBW Vanilla who was on the show if you recall, her name was Sam
anyway she never shows her butthole or pussy or anything so it's pretty disappointing. I was excited when I saw them previewed but once I clicked it was a bummer.
What's bigger her areolas or her forehead?
no bare breasts either! and they were premium sets someone paid for. At best you got some asscrack from the side
>fat onlyfan prostitutes post hospital gown pics
Bingo anon reporting in. Let me know if I missed anything, my internet lagged a couple times. I didn't mark mommy/daddy issues because it just sounded like standard shitty parenting and nothing too abusive or outrageous.
The parents were never around and she used food to replace her parents. I would check it at her weight.
Good point, added that plus road trip.
I think she's just a bit over 600lbs
probably like 630lbs
I'm going to guess 702.
602 is my guess.
You win
>Engine oil is coming out
That's coolant dipshits.
Producers sabotaged another car
>it's a "TLC sabotages the car before the road trip" episode
Her water pump and thermostat probably shit the bed.
>mfw AAA plus member
>doesnt have CarShield with Ice-T assistance.
Ngmi
>NIGHTMARE GLASSES: ON
>YEP, ABOUT THE SAME.
They need a second tow truck for Krystal
Rip that Suburban, 90s GM was kino. Fricking white trash and not taking care of their cars, it's not that hard to maintain a vehicle.
You ready for this red pill?
>they deliberately let their car shit out so they could rent something with AC
New nurse?
Post your guess 701
690
Winner!
713
670
PLACE YOUR BETS!
Also that new nurse is tasty
aaah it keeps buffering
642
V
>MOM, HAVE YOU SEEN FIVE EASY PIECES?
>NAH, WHY?
>OH, NUTTIN'...
Kino cinematography
WINRAR
690? Damn she's fatter than I thought
How do they get this fat with Bidenomics?
Where do you think all the money for Bidenomics went? Besides cooking Palestinian children.
Welfare (tons of gibs for being a poorgay single mom and disabled due to obesity) + enablers + living in a cheap rural area
Being fat counts as disability now, so she using that.
hellew how yall doin 😀
is this doctor always this based?
He gets more based the blacker the patient.
I'm a /jazz/ veteran but this is my first /600lb/
Welcome to fatkino fren. I have not witnessed much of jazz kino but what i have seen is absolutely dystopian. Especially for Florida.
there's a lot of crossover in the later seasons
/fatkino/ seems funnier because they brought it on themselves
You're in for a treat. Here are some essential fatkino episodes.
>the Assanti saga
>James K
>Robert B
>Sean M
>Schenee
>Jeanne
>Lisa F
There are a few more I'm missing whose names I can't remember like the Cheerio U-Haul and this junkie b***h who was a complete c**t to everyone.
Rickys sister Sharon and her Tahoe ie Cheerio Uhaul but forget the girls name that was 700 pounds.
>'m missing whose names I can't remember like the Cheerio U-Haul
Lacey, I wonder if we'll ever get another one of those moments again.
I don't expect someone to lose their fiance because their sister got 1 cracker at wendy's but this show always keeps it fresh somehow.
>this junkie b***h who was a complete c**t to everyone
Angie J of course
Dr. Now used to be even more based but TLC had him cool off a bit because some of the fatties and some viewers cried that he was too mean to patients. In some of the older seasons he goes full scorched earth when patients frick up. Now he has a longer fuse and is more forgiving.
>because some of the fatties and some viewers cried that he was too mean to patients
He was hamming up the anger and insults, doctors rarely get that upset because they don't give a shit about anybody.
She got the non-censored version of the book. She must be loaded!
>TFW THIS WILL BE MY LIFE FROM NOW ON
>TFW THAT BOWL IS NOT THE DOG'S
they have a peak white trash house
interesting choice of music
>wiggles legs
>rewarded with slab of meat
>unmelted cheese on eggs
>rented her a U-Haul to transport her
stream keeps dying reeee
Connect to VPN servers in Ukraine or the Netherlands
>-71
We might actually have a /makeit/ episode
>loses a decent amount of weight
>okay now its time for surgery
should just keep on that diet for a year no?
wow, good for her
BTW this looked like some kind of white trash MARVEL reboot:
>Kingpin (female)
>Daredevil / Matt Murdock
>(I have no idea for the daughter)
>Daughter
Mystique posing as Kelly Osbourne
Good call, though I'm sure there's some new generation hero with a neon hair color who might be a better fit. I mean, just look at this hair!
If she relapses and sets off Dr. Now later in the episode we'll have a LAYGZ
Did the dog die in the hot car when they left it in there the first trip?
It's so good to be back
I saw a woman so fat recetly that she had layers of leg fat scrapping along the floor bulging over the sides of her feet hanging there.
any other 90 day fiance watchers here? The russian girl divorced mike?
>wedding
>wedding
I had two slices of big pizza for dinner and most of a beer bros.
He's really gotta push
I just tuned in. Fattie is getting married, not the daughter? I'm confused on who is who.
The daughter is 10 years old you fricking Muslim.
>women easily have kids and get married when they're 600+ lb blobs
>foids still have the nerve to argue femcels exist and they have it just as hard dating as men do
you too can have a beautiful 600lb blob
This one honestly the exception. I don’t know what he sees in her
He's going to collect her fortune of 85 dollars and vintage fast food wrappers/cups.
Slampig sighted
I think as long as I live, I will periodically get a 3-4 pizzas and breadsticks, and just eat pizza all day and the next day. The time in between varies, sometimes as little as 2 weeks, sometimes as long as 6 months, but it's not something I will ever stop doing even if I feel awful after every single time. I will say, I have learned the lesson that fast food is mostly poison, especially anything burger related.
See me
agreed
>parents sell the house, kick her out and force them to move into a friend's greenhouse
The Eternal Boomer strikes again
I never why boomers do that shit. Pass the house down to your kids, not the bankers. Especially when one of fricking kids is living in squalor now.
This whole wedding was hilarious. But you know what? I'm happy for them.
I feel bad for the guy unless she loses like 500 pounds
It seems Damien is getting ready to beat some sense into her if she stops losing weight. Also,
>greying beard on both sides just a few months into marriage
Many such cases!
I don't think there's anything more American than living basically homeless but still having a widescreen tv.
They sell 40" TVs for like $50 at Walmart
How the frick do you even get to 600lbs? At my worst I hit 350 and that was literally eating pizza every day and multiple burgers and drinking soda. I know I had to be eating at least 10,000 calories a day. I was binge eating all the time to get to that point and not exercising. I just can't contemplate how many calories these people must consume.
Eat like that every day for a decade and spend 90% of your waking hours on your ass, then report back with results.
ham
>How the frick do you even get to 600lbs?
By having people enable your behaviour because they choose the path of least resistance, aka bring you bad food to your bed otherwise you'll moan at them. Combined with doing literally frick all and only eating takeaways.
How come the suspension on the vehicles never spring up once the fatties get out of the car?
They've likely already destroyed the shocks and it's just being held up by the springs which are also likely compressed to the point of no return.
post yfw she has stronger leg muscles than you
What if she lost all the weight but for every 10lbs she lost strapped on a 10lb weight so her body never thinks she's lost the weight then she throws down 480lbs one day and can jump to the moon.
her eyes and mouth would start to boil as water was pulled out of her tissues by the vacuum and would quickly suffocate
Wrong. She's adapted. She's evolved. She can eat space. She can consume the void and shit out black holes. Don't test her. Her will is of the unknowable hunger.
Former fats always have God tier calf muscles. Seems like the only way to develop those muscles if you weren't genetically blessed there is to be obese and walk around with excess weight for years. No amount of calf lifts ever seem to make them bigger.
t. gymcel
This guy could be fricking 14-16 year old's by literally just hanging out with a car outside a middleschool with some weed and cigarettes.
What the FRICK is he doing?
He is obviously fricking the daughters
He has Faith.
PLACE YA BETS
I haven't eaten in 4 days because I'm sick and had a fever. Curiously, they're calling it a "viral infection" because the covid meme is over lol
>BACKYARD. HOME. AT LEAST IT WAS, UNTIL...
>I GOBBLED EVERYTHING UP
>#CATSUPGANG
Five years ago Dr. Now would have gone nuclear on a patient who only lost 10 pounds in 5 months. He's getting softer in his old age.
>3x10 Campbell's soup curls
Beach body any day now
shes gained weight
doubters BTFO
I had no idea! Great news
Good for her. I thought she was going to fail.
>10 minutes left
>just got approved for surgery
Is she going to die on the table?
Why the frick isn't he just prescribing them Ozempic? Does he now know that we found the cure. He's putting them through bullshit for no reason. Just give them the Oz and that's it nothing else required.
Can't use the Gundam with Ozempic
>HONEY... STAY STILL.
>WHAT?
>THERE'S A KID BEHIND YOUR BACK FROM 1951. TIME-TRAVEL SHIT!
>me in charge of attaching the pic
robot time
I got to participate in a bunch of sleeve gastrectomy surgeries during my surgery rotation in med school. Got to staple a couple of fat dude's stomachs
Do... do you guys think Dr. Now is vaxxed?
He must be. Doctors (and to a less extend workers in the medical field in general) tend to be very pro-vaccine. Besides, he's old and I'm not sure if he was allowed to work in the hospital without the vaxx. I'm not familiar with the US regulations but that was the case in a lot of countries back then.
BRAVO, TLC!
de serjury was a sukses
Well she's not dead
This new show i dont know biggest transformations? Doesnt sound kino.
pretty boring episode to start the season but I'm happy for her
Close but no LAYGZ tonight
>DR
>N
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>STREAMING
what does he play?
Duke Nukem
Surgeon Simulator with some serious Realistic Texture Pack. He's pretty good at it tbh.
GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT THE SEASON PREMIER WAS TONIGHT!!!
How was it?
It was just OK. She ended up losing 150 or so pounds and got the surgery. There were some funny moments (hit by a SUV as a kid but survived because she was fat, car broke down on the road trip, parents sold the house and kicked her out so she moved into a greenhouse) but nothing too fricked up. She wasn't mentally ill, she didn't gain weight and she didn't argue with Dr. Now, who didn't go too hard on her.
Comfy. Nothing extreme but relatively eventful. Some funny moments and some wholesome ones. All in (the better kind of) white trash style. It's a solid start to build up an appetite for the season.
>build up an appetite for the season
You caught me.
I MISSED EPISODE ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Watch it on TLC right now. They aired Krystal S' Journey (new episode - S12E01) followed by Brianne's Story (S02E07), then they started to repeat both in that order.
i wish i could have a bbw / ssbbw gf 🙁
I would honestly love to host a show where I show fat fricks and neglected manchildren how to cook for themselves from scratch from raw ingredients and do the dishes after
You love food so much? Fricking pick up the spatula and work for it, you're not a kid anymore
>Anonymous - Deeply Goncerned, c. 2024, Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.