My 600 Pound Life -?

New season of fatkino debuts in 40 minutes, fatbros. Post stream links, I don't have any.
>S12 E1: Krystal S' Journey
>Krystal S. has finally met the man of her dreams, but she won't let herself marry him until she can be sure that she won't become bedridden and force him into the role of caretaker.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you hadnt been in des treads long time. Yu mus confess yor food sin and don be hiding tings from me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong pic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just had eggs, sausage, and a pancake all topped with a bunch of milk gravy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're like those jap wagecucks that stay in love hotels to watch tv because they can't stand up to their wives.
        Motel rooms are for shagging in.
        End of list.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The whole order is 8,335 calories. The thing is after im done i have to go home and have skinless chicken breast or salad with no ranch or croutons with just vegetables. It sucks. She keeps getting angry at me for not losing weight. I've been doing this for months and she doesn't know. But one time I came home and burped and had garlic butter sauce stains on my business attire and she started screaming at me about cheating. I told her it was just a little cheesy bread and she calmed down somewhat. It's like damn Debbie I'll lose weight when i want. Fricking b***h.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your wife is just a shitty cook

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, pizza is not part of you diet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The whole order is 8,335 calories. The thing is after im done i have to go home and have skinless chicken breast or salad with no ranch or croutons with just vegetables. It sucks. She keeps getting angry at me for not losing weight. I've been doing this for months and she doesn't know. But one time I came home and burped and had garlic butter sauce stains on my business attire and she started screaming at me about cheating. I told her it was just a little cheesy bread and she calmed down somewhat. It's like damn Debbie I'll lose weight when i want. Fricking b***h.

        How much do you weigh?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          350. Wife wants me to lose half. She can suck a frick because i will not be burdened with shit healthy food constantly for over a year.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just be glad you still have a wife who cares about you, you whiny fat frick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You want to be burdened by low mobility due to fricked up knees and constant fatigue due to sleep apnea? You're not even that fat m8.
            If that's not motivation enough, think of all the healthy shit you'll be *forced* to eat due to the beetus.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just eat high protein low fat no carbs, exercise as much as you can slow and steady and pop amphetamines like tictacs you fat frick
              you can be normal again in a 5 or 6 months

              How much weight do you think i could lose if i stopped ordering the deserts and soda and kept it to two medium pizzas and 26 wings each week?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To start, drop a pizza and keep the sweets.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just eat a normal amount of calories for your height perhaps 2500-3000 per day. you're probably averaging 5000+
                that would normally cause a fat person a lot of anguish but you have a good excuse for taking meth or some other diet pill which will blunt your appetite heavily and make it easy to distract yourself with other things like exercise. if you eat mostly protein and cut carbs the fat will melt away very fast

                if you live in the US ask your doctor about Desoxyn

                [...]
                Smoking cigarettes helps cut down apetite

                I only pig out once a week like that. But i gotta quit soda and sweets. I really crave meat and cheese and bread. Love pizza and chicken wings and burgers burritos tacos so much. And ranch.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                eat meth anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                honestly, just make lettuce wrapped smash burgers and eat that when you want something nice

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *unintelligible American babbling*
                Horror

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just eat a normal amount of calories for your height perhaps 2500-3000 per day. you're probably averaging 5000+
                that would normally cause a fat person a lot of anguish but you have a good excuse for taking meth or some other diet pill which will blunt your appetite heavily and make it easy to distract yourself with other things like exercise. if you eat mostly protein and cut carbs the fat will melt away very fast

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                How much weight do you think i could lose if i stopped ordering the deserts and soda and kept it to two medium pizzas and 26 wings each week?

                Smoking cigarettes helps cut down apetite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you live in the US ask your doctor about Desoxyn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Try just eating a normal portion of whatever food you want. Eat two or three slices of pizza instead of a full pizza. I bet you'd start losing just by doing that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eating less is a good start. It's more about your relationship with food than what you eat. Why not eat smaller portions? Do you eat because you're hungry, or because you want to eat? Do you savor each bite or just shove it in and flush it down with soda?
                From experience, if you try to go all-in and just eat lettuce and water for every meal, you'll burn out and rebound. Eating smaller portions is the way to go for fatties, but eventually you need to fix your palate and learn to eat real food instead of ultraprocessed slop that's meant to get you addicted. Even a whole roast chicken with a pound of potatoes is way better than fast food and sugary crap.

                What do you eat regularly?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Like a fast food combo once every weekday. With grilled chicken, salad, rice, potatoes, eggs at night.

              • 1 month ago
                Dr. Paradise

                were you molested as a child? beaten?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes both repeatedly

              • 1 month ago
                Dr. Paradise

                ahhh well you should write a letter of what you want to say to the people who did that to you. That will solve your problems.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just eat high protein low fat no carbs, exercise as much as you can slow and steady and pop amphetamines like tictacs you fat frick
            you can be normal again in a 5 or 6 months

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's unironically over for you. The hog you married has probably already gone black while you're "working" you fat sack of shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Smoke my fat pole. Frick off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would but your pig wife is hogging the shaft.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YA FRICKING MOUTH!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honey, I wish you would do better about your weight.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If that's the case, she wouldn't care one bit about him or about him losing weight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >my 600lb cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            with the correct eating habit and strategy, you can lose weight eating goyslop if you want

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Healthy food tastes better than processed slop
            I literally can't drink soda it makes my mouth filmy with sugar disgusting

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              weenie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Soda fricking rules in moderation homosexual

                Corn syrup addicts...
                I'll have a coke once in a while, can hardly finish them. I'll stick to fresh food and water.
                I can't figure out how people do it, I genuinely feel shitty eating fast food and there are people who live on it.
                Truly a testament to the adaptability of the average homo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                excuse me but im aspartame gang

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tastes like dick (I would know)
                I just use real sugar in small amounts if I'm making something like lemonade or a little vanilla in milk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick yeah bro I drink 2 to 4 liters of diet dr pepper every single day and have done so for about 7 years now. I'm not overweight because I spend all my money on diet dr pepper. I occasionally get ulcers but that's the worst thing that has happened.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking disgusting
                Do you even touch water?
                What are your teeth like?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Never drink water. My teeth are fine. The artificial sugar actually helps fight bacteria which can't differentiate between fake and real sugars so they try to eat the aspartame and die. I just make sure to never brush my teeth so I keep a good buildup of gunk on them so the acid doesn't damage the actual tooth undernearth. I could bite through rebar reinforced concrete my teeth are so strong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My friend did this and ended up getting all his teeth pulled and had serious gum disease, lived the same way as you too

                Good luck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah well my uncle works at nintendo and he said everyone that worked on the wii u did things my way so...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was so bad they had to surgically insert antibiotics into his gums.
                He'd always say "I don't need to brush"

                Can confirm my teeth fell apart when i stopped drinking soda and only drank water.

                What's your actual diet like and how often do you brush

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can confirm my teeth fell apart when i stopped drinking soda and only drank water.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you think about it logically bacteria are the real problem with tooth health and what do bacteria need to live and multiple? Food and WATER. No water, no bacteria.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this is true
                good dental health hinges on keeping your mouth as dry as possible at all times
                I've talked to many scientists and they all say this is correct

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Soda fricking rules in moderation homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly just go for long walks and cook more.
            >i will not be burdened with shit healthy food
            Seriously, you can easily make alternatives to foods you like only better. I like kebabs and started doing my own at home with plenty of veg and nice seasoning. Still far more healthy than ordering one out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, when i get dominos, i usually get a medium pizza and 8 wings. I eat the wings and two slices. I save the rest for the next day. You can do that right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm too spoiled to homemade cookies and brownies to eat that dessert. Pizza looks okay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should try Domino's Pan Pizza and Brooklyn pizza with extra cheese and whatever toppings you like. So good. There regular pizza is garbage though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it afforadble?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you live an hour from me
            we both live close to /jazz/

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit. Small world. How do i shitpost with you and know its you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'll know in your heart

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you guys should meet up and try to date /jazz/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jazz frequently goes to my beach but im too fat for the beach.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                damn anon is Jazz our of your league?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                South Florida isnt too friendly to fats at the beach. I dont know how Jazz can feel comfortable at the beach. Dude is a blimp.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, Jazz has more balls than you and she got them cut off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >not going for Jazz's hot friend (female)
                That gets you in Jazz's orbit without getting sucked into the event horizon. If you're a troony chaser you can still go for Jojo instead of Jazz.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thats a boy?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no it's a biological woman
                she's like a light in the storm
                my waifu

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why not do the $6.99 each deal

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              One needs to be large.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >not getting the cinnamon twists
            Deserve cardiac arrest

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do this but I'm skinny. I eat like two pizzas at work over the course of day. Some days it's 10-15 tacos. I also love pies (peach is my favorite) and straight up hamburgers w/ just LTO.
        I don't eat much otherwise. Like today I had an egg white omelette, a jar of artichoke hearts and a whole tub of spinach. Some days I fast completely. But I def have gorging days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eating all this once a week is moronic its like 4 days worth of calories

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if she discovered the pics?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've actually lost 56lbs recently by having no takeaways, cooking and going for long walks. I'm going to make it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You should treat yourself for that, anon!
        I suggest getting a takeaway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I am staying pure for now. Got plenty more to lose. Got about the same amount to lose to get to a healthy weight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I gained 10 lbs since I broke my foot and can do nothing but sit around and eat. I've been drinking more, too, since not being able to do anything is so fricking boring.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So hyped for this shit. Throwing some ribs in the oven now, gonna get that shit nice and sticky.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Props to the Anon who gave a heads-up a couple days ago and also for (You) for making this thread! Let me guess: you made the other thread too, didn't you?
    Missing the entire last season due to TLC's screwed up scheduling hurts to this very day. The episodes can be watched later but nothing can replace the /FatKino/ experience!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no streams
    even daddylive is fricked
    guess I'll have to actually watch television

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you have cable why would you even bother with shitty streams that constantly buffer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When men say they like big breasts this is what we actually mean

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no stream
    Only because you are my fatkino bros
    https://thetvapp.to/tv/tlc-live-stream/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank you
      you're a saint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's a big guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Million thanks Anon! You're a real human bean!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf BASED I was gonna watch All troony Wrestling but this is more fun
    I had no idea there was a new season starting

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit, setting my screenshot setup is so weird after all these months. Especially that I'm fresh of a reinstall!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weight unknown! Guess the weight.

    I'm gonna say... 650.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >okay fatso take your clothes off and get into the shower for America

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she's huge

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeast Infections
    Damn that's nasty

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bacteria
    >yeast infection
    >can't reach everywhere that needs to be clean
    >moisture
    >odor
    >worried others will smell me
    >it's a "contemplate the aroma" episode

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ... they can't just put up a shower curtain?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was a shower curtain when she was bathing so I don't know why they would bother with the doors.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OVARI DA

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >frickhuge SUVs arent dangerous everyone is just skinny
    murica

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to rewatch the episode in pic related

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gets heem'd by a SUV as a 10 year old
    >only survives because of all her cushioning from obesity
    OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damien looks like he has 32.5 chromosomes

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the changes that they're fricking?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >very understanding
    he needs to be a bit less understanding if this has any chance of not ending in failure
    I don't see her doing it tbh

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That poor little girl. So sad. She never had a chsnce. 🙁

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brock Lesnar really let himself go

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone can smell you too ya fat b***h

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your tax dollars at work in the grocery store
    >also her last name is literally Stoor

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shopping cart completely full of snacks
    the cheat meals later on might be funny

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love these camera angles during the backstory monologue where they set the camera on the ground and angle it upward. Makes them look even more massive, almost like looking up at a mountain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So hilarious when they get so fricking fat that their legs splay out like a deformed toad.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting how all these fatties are shopping at the BlurMarket.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it really breaks my heart people are pointing and laughing and taking pictures of her
    >goes on TLC circus freak show

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty girl making excuses for her gross mom and already turning into a landwhale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know, right? Natural blond with blue eyes. You can see on every female member of the family that there's a decent amount of beauty hidden deep under those fat rolls.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was on ImageFap and there are a bunch of sets of SSBBW Vanilla who was on the show if you recall, her name was Sam
    anyway she never shows her butthole or pussy or anything so it's pretty disappointing. I was excited when I saw them previewed but once I clicked it was a bummer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's bigger her areolas or her forehead?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no bare breasts either! and they were premium sets someone paid for. At best you got some asscrack from the side

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fat onlyfan prostitutes post hospital gown pics

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bingo anon reporting in. Let me know if I missed anything, my internet lagged a couple times. I didn't mark mommy/daddy issues because it just sounded like standard shitty parenting and nothing too abusive or outrageous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The parents were never around and she used food to replace her parents. I would check it at her weight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good point, added that plus road trip.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's just a bit over 600lbs
    probably like 630lbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to guess 702.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      602 is my guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You win

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Engine oil is coming out
    That's coolant dipshits.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Producers sabotaged another car

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "TLC sabotages the car before the road trip" episode

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her water pump and thermostat probably shit the bed.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw AAA plus member

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt have CarShield with Ice-T assistance.
      Ngmi

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NIGHTMARE GLASSES: ON
    >YEP, ABOUT THE SAME.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need a second tow truck for Krystal

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rip that Suburban, 90s GM was kino. Fricking white trash and not taking care of their cars, it's not that hard to maintain a vehicle.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ready for this red pill?
    >they deliberately let their car shit out so they could rent something with AC

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New nurse?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post your guess 701

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      690

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Winner!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      713

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    670

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PLACE YOUR BETS!
    Also that new nurse is tasty

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aaah it keeps buffering

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    642

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    V

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MOM, HAVE YOU SEEN FIVE EASY PIECES?
    >NAH, WHY?
    >OH, NUTTIN'...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino cinematography

      690

      690

      WINRAR

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    690? Damn she's fatter than I thought

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do they get this fat with Bidenomics?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think all the money for Bidenomics went? Besides cooking Palestinian children.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Welfare (tons of gibs for being a poorgay single mom and disabled due to obesity) + enablers + living in a cheap rural area

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being fat counts as disability now, so she using that.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hellew how yall doin 😀

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this doctor always this based?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He gets more based the blacker the patient.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a /jazz/ veteran but this is my first /600lb/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome to fatkino fren. I have not witnessed much of jazz kino but what i have seen is absolutely dystopian. Especially for Florida.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's a lot of crossover in the later seasons
            /fatkino/ seems funnier because they brought it on themselves

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're in for a treat. Here are some essential fatkino episodes.
          >the Assanti saga
          >James K
          >Robert B
          >Sean M
          >Schenee
          >Jeanne
          >Lisa F
          There are a few more I'm missing whose names I can't remember like the Cheerio U-Haul and this junkie b***h who was a complete c**t to everyone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rickys sister Sharon and her Tahoe ie Cheerio Uhaul but forget the girls name that was 700 pounds.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >'m missing whose names I can't remember like the Cheerio U-Haul
            Lacey, I wonder if we'll ever get another one of those moments again.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't expect someone to lose their fiance because their sister got 1 cracker at wendy's but this show always keeps it fresh somehow.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >this junkie b***h who was a complete c**t to everyone
            Angie J of course

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Now used to be even more based but TLC had him cool off a bit because some of the fatties and some viewers cried that he was too mean to patients. In some of the older seasons he goes full scorched earth when patients frick up. Now he has a longer fuse and is more forgiving.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >because some of the fatties and some viewers cried that he was too mean to patients
        He was hamming up the anger and insults, doctors rarely get that upset because they don't give a shit about anybody.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She got the non-censored version of the book. She must be loaded!

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW THIS WILL BE MY LIFE FROM NOW ON
    >TFW THAT BOWL IS NOT THE DOG'S

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they have a peak white trash house

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    interesting choice of music

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wiggles legs
    >rewarded with slab of meat

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >unmelted cheese on eggs

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rented her a U-Haul to transport her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stream keeps dying reeee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Connect to VPN servers in Ukraine or the Netherlands

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >-71
    We might actually have a /makeit/ episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >loses a decent amount of weight
      >okay now its time for surgery
      should just keep on that diet for a year no?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow, good for her

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BTW this looked like some kind of white trash MARVEL reboot:
    >Kingpin (female)
    >Daredevil / Matt Murdock
    >(I have no idea for the daughter)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Daughter
      Mystique posing as Kelly Osbourne

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good call, though I'm sure there's some new generation hero with a neon hair color who might be a better fit. I mean, just look at this hair!

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she relapses and sets off Dr. Now later in the episode we'll have a LAYGZ

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did the dog die in the hot car when they left it in there the first trip?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's so good to be back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a woman so fat recetly that she had layers of leg fat scrapping along the floor bulging over the sides of her feet hanging there.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any other 90 day fiance watchers here? The russian girl divorced mike?

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wedding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wedding

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had two slices of big pizza for dinner and most of a beer bros.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's really gotta push

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just tuned in. Fattie is getting married, not the daughter? I'm confused on who is who.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The daughter is 10 years old you fricking Muslim.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women easily have kids and get married when they're 600+ lb blobs
    >foids still have the nerve to argue femcels exist and they have it just as hard dating as men do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you too can have a beautiful 600lb blob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one honestly the exception. I don’t know what he sees in her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's going to collect her fortune of 85 dollars and vintage fast food wrappers/cups.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slampig sighted

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think as long as I live, I will periodically get a 3-4 pizzas and breadsticks, and just eat pizza all day and the next day. The time in between varies, sometimes as little as 2 weeks, sometimes as long as 6 months, but it's not something I will ever stop doing even if I feel awful after every single time. I will say, I have learned the lesson that fast food is mostly poison, especially anything burger related.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See me

      Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.

      agreed

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >parents sell the house, kick her out and force them to move into a friend's greenhouse
    The Eternal Boomer strikes again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never why boomers do that shit. Pass the house down to your kids, not the bankers. Especially when one of fricking kids is living in squalor now.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This whole wedding was hilarious. But you know what? I'm happy for them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for the guy unless she loses like 500 pounds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It seems Damien is getting ready to beat some sense into her if she stops losing weight. Also,
        >greying beard on both sides just a few months into marriage
        Many such cases!

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there's anything more American than living basically homeless but still having a widescreen tv.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They sell 40" TVs for like $50 at Walmart

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you even get to 600lbs? At my worst I hit 350 and that was literally eating pizza every day and multiple burgers and drinking soda. I know I had to be eating at least 10,000 calories a day. I was binge eating all the time to get to that point and not exercising. I just can't contemplate how many calories these people must consume.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eat like that every day for a decade and spend 90% of your waking hours on your ass, then report back with results.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ham

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How the frick do you even get to 600lbs?
      By having people enable your behaviour because they choose the path of least resistance, aka bring you bad food to your bed otherwise you'll moan at them. Combined with doing literally frick all and only eating takeaways.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How come the suspension on the vehicles never spring up once the fatties get out of the car?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've likely already destroyed the shocks and it's just being held up by the springs which are also likely compressed to the point of no return.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw she has stronger leg muscles than you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if she lost all the weight but for every 10lbs she lost strapped on a 10lb weight so her body never thinks she's lost the weight then she throws down 480lbs one day and can jump to the moon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        her eyes and mouth would start to boil as water was pulled out of her tissues by the vacuum and would quickly suffocate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. She's adapted. She's evolved. She can eat space. She can consume the void and shit out black holes. Don't test her. Her will is of the unknowable hunger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Former fats always have God tier calf muscles. Seems like the only way to develop those muscles if you weren't genetically blessed there is to be obese and walk around with excess weight for years. No amount of calf lifts ever seem to make them bigger.
      t. gymcel

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy could be fricking 14-16 year old's by literally just hanging out with a car outside a middleschool with some weed and cigarettes.

    What the FRICK is he doing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is obviously fricking the daughters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has Faith.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PLACE YA BETS

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't eaten in 4 days because I'm sick and had a fever. Curiously, they're calling it a "viral infection" because the covid meme is over lol

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BACKYARD. HOME. AT LEAST IT WAS, UNTIL...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I GOBBLED EVERYTHING UP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I GOBBLED EVERYTHING UP

      >#CATSUPGANG

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Five years ago Dr. Now would have gone nuclear on a patient who only lost 10 pounds in 5 months. He's getting softer in his old age.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3x10 Campbell's soup curls
    Beach body any day now

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shes gained weight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doubters BTFO

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea! Great news

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good for her. I thought she was going to fail.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >10 minutes left
    >just got approved for surgery
    Is she going to die on the table?

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick isn't he just prescribing them Ozempic? Does he now know that we found the cure. He's putting them through bullshit for no reason. Just give them the Oz and that's it nothing else required.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't use the Gundam with Ozempic

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HONEY... STAY STILL.
    >WHAT?
    >THERE'S A KID BEHIND YOUR BACK FROM 1951. TIME-TRAVEL SHIT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >me in charge of attaching the pic

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    robot time

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got to participate in a bunch of sleeve gastrectomy surgeries during my surgery rotation in med school. Got to staple a couple of fat dude's stomachs

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do... do you guys think Dr. Now is vaxxed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He must be. Doctors (and to a less extend workers in the medical field in general) tend to be very pro-vaccine. Besides, he's old and I'm not sure if he was allowed to work in the hospital without the vaxx. I'm not familiar with the US regulations but that was the case in a lot of countries back then.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRAVO, TLC!

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    de serjury was a sukses

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well she's not dead

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This new show i dont know biggest transformations? Doesnt sound kino.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pretty boring episode to start the season but I'm happy for her

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Close but no LAYGZ tonight

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DR
    >N
    >O
    >W
    >STREAMING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what does he play?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Duke Nukem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Surgeon Simulator with some serious Realistic Texture Pack. He's pretty good at it tbh.

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT THE SEASON PREMIER WAS TONIGHT!!!
    How was it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was just OK. She ended up losing 150 or so pounds and got the surgery. There were some funny moments (hit by a SUV as a kid but survived because she was fat, car broke down on the road trip, parents sold the house and kicked her out so she moved into a greenhouse) but nothing too fricked up. She wasn't mentally ill, she didn't gain weight and she didn't argue with Dr. Now, who didn't go too hard on her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy. Nothing extreme but relatively eventful. Some funny moments and some wholesome ones. All in (the better kind of) white trash style. It's a solid start to build up an appetite for the season.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >build up an appetite for the season

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You caught me.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I MISSED EPISODE ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT THE SEASON PREMIER WAS TONIGHT!!!
      How was it?

      Watch it on TLC right now. They aired Krystal S' Journey (new episode - S12E01) followed by Brianne's Story (S02E07), then they started to repeat both in that order.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i could have a bbw / ssbbw gf 🙁

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would honestly love to host a show where I show fat fricks and neglected manchildren how to cook for themselves from scratch from raw ingredients and do the dishes after
    You love food so much? Fricking pick up the spatula and work for it, you're not a kid anymore

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anonymous - Deeply Goncerned, c. 2024, Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.

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