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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does one get a wife like that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be charming
      >have a job
      >have a vehicle
      Cinemaphile is excluded from a cute tomboy gf.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have 2 and 3 and I must have some level of 1 because I'm not attractive yet I've had multiple gfs, all of whom dated me after knowing me for a while

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you posting from 1960s?
        nowadays you won't even get a single mom with that set

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just be superman it's that easy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's easy. be the last surviving specimen of an alien race sent to this planet as a baby, get adopted by kindly countryfolk, then get a job at a big city newspaper

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also be jacked and handsome.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And 6'5"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen Lois in a proper dress yet. Until then I remain undecided.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try Italy. A lot of tiny tanned women with an attitude.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean this Lois is literally a latina, there are 10 million Latinas like this. If you're into this exact same body type but with a more punk vibe might I suggest looking up Meg Vicious?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's not latina, I know she looks it but she's actually supposed to be part Korean. She wears traditional Korean dress in like the third episode like it's a friggin' beach episode in an anime.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wokeness factor is low so far. White and Olsen are raceswapped, seems we'll always have those two be swapped so that Superman and Lois stay white.
            Lois literally Korean you brainlet

            >Wokeness factor is low so far. White and Olsen are raceswapped, seems we'll always have those two be swapped so that Superman and Lois stay white.
            Lois literally Korean you brainlet

            I thought lois was latina?

            Nah her voice actress is Korean and she even wore hanbok.

            >Tomboy with big ass and pixie cut is ackchually KOREAN

            What kind of moron wrote this shit, LMAO
            This is the most pathetica brainwashing attempt I've ever seen
            First of all, there are no Asians with plump tight asses like that Lois, its literally impossible, east asians have a different spine tail, thats why 90% of asian girls have negative asses. Not even the gym can fix it.
            Second, Asians look like shit with anything that isnt long hair, hime cuts or shoulder length with toupe.
            Pixie cuts look like shit on asians.
            This reads like some asian prostitute self insert trying to capitalize on the brown tomboy meme.

            Lois should've been latina, its laughable they try to pass her as Korean.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cinemaphile says she's latina so that's all that matters.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lois should've been latina,
              Except Lois isn't latino. Nor a tomboy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nor a tomboy
                How?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >latino
                what did he mean by this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Latino as works as gender neutral.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              she's not fully Korean though, because her name is still Lois Lane.
              I would say she's 1/2 Korean, 1/4 White, 1/4 Latina, similar to Alex from Totally Spies (another Western show animated in Korea), which likely was an inspiration for her design.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not an asian. Asians have tiny squinty little eyes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                she's half-asian half-latina. the eyes can be much less squinty in hapas.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, have you seen asians? I have, and they have teeny tiny squinty little eyes. There’s no point in arguing about it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do you not understand in HALF-asian? are you actually moronic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all of them. Depends on the region.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The whitest asian you could find still doesn’t really look human to me. The tiny little black eyes make me think of them as a kind of insect.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                post your eyes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am sure you are a gorgous specimen yourself and not an obese mess.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I figured Alex was supposed to be Arab/Middle Eastern, or at least half, since I've seen one image of her mom, and a man I assume to be her dad, and he looked white.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the creators confirmed that Alex is Asian-Latino, and her name is Vasquez. but it's also true her mom looks exactly like her, so either her mom is the Latina and Alex took her name from her, either her mom is SEA or already Asian-Latina herself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is a 100% american made mutt. Attractive american tomboy mutt. You wont find it anywhere else aside from Burgerkistan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my case:
      >randomly sit next to her in the front of class
      >feel a weird vibe upon first seeing her that I can't explain
      >almost feel like it's too much to eben look at her
      >forget my water bottle in class
      >she chases me down with it
      >this happens a few more times unintentionally
      >her catching me outside the class with my water bottle
      >randomly check out an atheist club meeting
      >she's there
      >we talk and argue and get along
      >she offers me a ride to some other campus event
      >bond more
      >be writer for the student paper
      >every year they throw a big party renting out a bar
      >ask her to go with me
      >she says yes
      >at the door tells me she picked her outfit to optimize her hip to waist ratio
      >outside the pre-party we're talking by ourselves
      >realize no one else is around
      >she's looking at me intently
      >I impulsively lightly grab her neck and kiss her
      >say "I've been waiting to do that for six months"
      >her "me too"
      >go get blackout drunk dancing and partying
      >amazing night
      Eight years together total, three of them married.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >atheist club meeting
        What?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta find someone with a matching wavelength of autism. In this case, we were in the deep bible belt and after other secular people to date.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your wife sounds like a prostitute, I’m sorry about that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to hear something positive on Cinemaphile for a change. Good for you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >three of them married.
        whos the third person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice to hear Anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i want to believe. frick those other homosexuals, you can smell the bitterness and jealousy from here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you have the source for the unedited version of that image

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't meet the qt at college
        >it's too late

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          by college they're used up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not too late. Your local area just might suck for dating. There are huge differences in the local number of single women in their 20s-30s across the United States, as well as when people are expected to be married. Where I lived in the south dating options are extremely limited after college + people who don't attend college marry even younger, so if you're single older than that you might be in a bind.
          Then I moved to Massachusetts for work and it was like a whole different planet. There are definitely far more single women in urban New England, NYC area, etc than the south and they tend to be more forward. I am not particularly good looking and have had multiple mid women make advances on me. It's a lot more normal for people to marry later on, and there's more tolerance for "nerdy" hobbies and interests, so it's a good place to catch up and find a gf/wife.
          If your current life sucks and you want out, I'd suggest maybe Providence, RI. It's very cheap, there are tons of women and the presence of top notch art schools, culinary academies and Brown University means there's a lot of stuff to do and meet people at. I went to a punk show last week and it was half hot goth & alt girls & half dudes, rather than a majority dudes as it was in my former city down south. You're one hour from Boston and about three hours from NYC, so there's a lot to do nearby.

          >at the door tells me she picked her outfit to optimize her hip to waist ratio
          Jesus christ you lucky son of a b***h.

          I don't know how I pulled it off. She did say that me being into a lot of hobbies, always checking out local museums, observatories, concerts, parks, hosting movie nights, doing urbex, etc was a big draw. I wasn't always like that, I used to be a class>work>gaming>bed type and a miserable incel until I just started forcing myself to do all those social and cultural activities until I found the ones I liked.
          Consider moving if you can, if not seriously start activities and organizing social outings. I literally started with hosting outings for anime club and trivia night nerds.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, you have college degree (I assume), so if you make decent money, you have still have a chance.

          It could be worse, you could be, been a fat frick, most of my life, dropped out of community college 6-7 years ago, and never worked a day in my life, and I've never dated, so I have no experience. I know I'm dying alone, I don't recent world like some incel, everything was my own fault. So, just think "at least I'm not that fricking loser anon)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do have the college degree, I made the mistake of going into a social/state career. So I get a good retirement but the pay while not retired sucks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            its neither society or your fault things turned that way. modern world is weird.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at the door tells me she picked her outfit to optimize her hip to waist ratio
        Jesus christ you lucky son of a b***h.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool to hear that... I cherish from your happiness

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step 1: get a hot girlfriend
      Step 2: marry her
      Step 3: convince her to have short hair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be a 6'5 bodybuilder who has a great facial bone structure and blue eyes, but also has an awkward personality and is shy.

      Don't fool yourselves, my dear chuds. Lois is just like the rest of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not autistic or if you are autistic have good genes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be from a different planet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be white.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      be super human

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons are so easily manipulated. They give you a little and as you are distracted by it they rob from you a greater amount.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they gave us more than a little

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was the only good part of that movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is nothing left to rob

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is my review of the first two episodes:

    >Animation is lighthearted, colorful and the character designs are decent. I especially enjoyed the call out to Snyder's Superman costume not having the red underpants
    >The story itself is pretty lighthearted as well, hopeful and and energetic. Plays to the strengths of young Superman origins
    >Clark is shown as shy but supportive, stumbling with his powers but still competent in his use of them.
    >Lane is shown to be driven and plays an important role in the story but she isn't saving the day taking the role away from Superman. She is just a really go-getter reporter, as it should be.
    >Their dynamic feels like young love, and although they seem shy with each other they make their feelings known somewhat.
    >Wokeness factor is low so far. White and Olsen are raceswapped, seems we'll always have those two be swapped so that Superman and Lois stay white.

    Honestly, this might just be a nice comfy show to watch. Western IP with Asian animation almost always seems to land very well. It's funny that James Gunn is making a live action young Superman movie but this show might end up being 10 times better than that movie could ever hope to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wokeness factor is low so far. White and Olsen are raceswapped, seems we'll always have those two be swapped so that Superman and Lois stay white.
      Lois literally Korean you brainlet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought lois was latina?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah her voice actress is Korean and she even wore hanbok.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She wore a hanbok? Interesting

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nah her voice actress is Korean and she even wore hanbok
            lmao so she's just a fricking self-insert like black Livewire?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Livewire is middle-eastern.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah her voice actress is Korean and she even wore hanbok.

          she also does the Korean finger heart thing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            isnt that just a cute reference to the fact the studio sends out all their inbetweens to some asiatic animation slave factory

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, there’s a asiatic who keeps calling this a asiatic show because asiatic sweatshop slaves animate it. I wonder if he also tries to claim Family Guy as a asiatic show for the same reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron, she is clearly not a zipperhead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Animation is lighthearted
      This show looks atrocious in motion. Cheap is a much better description than "lighthearted"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wokeness is minimal
      Can I ask why it’s called “my adventures with Superman”? It gives the inherent implication that Lois Lane is the main character of this show and Superman isn’t

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The title refers to Clark not Louis.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so Clark is experiencing dissociative identity disorder?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            At times he identifies as Sue Perman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would that be woke if it’s the case?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman%27s_Girl_Friend,_Lois_Lane

        >1958

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a show for girls

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a modern cartoon that doesn't look like it was animated on an etch-a-sketch so it gets points for that.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adult swim makes a blade runner anime
    >Cinemaphile sleeps
    >adult swim makes a superman anime
    >Cinemaphile goes nuts for it
    So this is the power of tomboys...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Blade Runner cgi anime is fricking awful.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts too small

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon too gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sxarp's sxarp esxarpment

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the perpetual doomers on here and Cinemaphile can't find anything convincing about this to shitpost, so it has to be good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is upset about deathstroke and livewire.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been meaning to watch it.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Title implies Lois is the main POV character
    >Clark is clearly the main character in actual show
    feminist bros????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *neuron activation*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would have to tip-toe for him to be able to put it in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or he could grab her by the waist, and lift her slightly, that would be hot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he is superman she could probably climb on it like a jungle gym without causing him any issues.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is preteen Clark wearing glasses tho? No need to hide anything if the alter ego isn't even created yet. I could imagine that young Clark had vision problems and his mother gave him the glasses to help him control his accidentally triggered super/xray/deathray vision

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Childhood Superman's body doesn't really makes much sense in most adaptions. In some adaptions young kryptonians have human-like illnesses until they awaken their powers.

        I always thought it was dumb, because they just look like humans, but are a completely different species. Often with advanced genetics over humans. Also the whole sun battery thing should apply even when they are children.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this one Clark doesn't know/come into his powers he is around 12ish, probably because he lived an idealized life with the Kent's not being in danger.

        Childhood Superman's body doesn't really makes much sense in most adaptions. In some adaptions young kryptonians have human-like illnesses until they awaken their powers.

        I always thought it was dumb, because they just look like humans, but are a completely different species. Often with advanced genetics over humans. Also the whole sun battery thing should apply even when they are children.

        Kryptonians aren't super powered on kryptonite, only near earth right? If I remember right the original explanations that Clark being exposed to the sun's energy for years supercharged him into superman, it's not instantaneous.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > If I remember right the original explanations that Clark being exposed to the sun's energy for years supercharged him into superman, it's not instantaneous.
          Yet, in pretty much every adaption the Kryptionians from the Phantom Zone get their powers pretty much instantly.

          >Kryptonians aren't super powered on kryptonite, only near earth right?
          On Krypton the red sun and the kryptonite suppress their powers. It's not specifically our sun that gives them powers, just any non-red sun.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kryptonite didn't exist on krypton itself. Its a leftover material created from the planet's explosion. It was just the red sun radiation keeping them in check.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew what they were doing. On multiple levels.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big nerdy dude and tiny brown waif
      The average American couple.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clark is literally me when he's in secret identity mode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed it for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's told from her point of view.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watch for she

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are their assmeat and nothing more

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a bit too small for that, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how large she would swell with your children.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nature finds a way, tiny latinas have endured throughout the ages

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen enough of it to really 'like' it, but so far it's cute, harmless fun. And tomboys, etc.

        Queer.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how large she would swell with your children.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We want the Luz audience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want the transbian audience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless Stonetoss is involved, (x) doubt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy there's two of them!
      .

      >That comic with Luz cucking her stupid hair gf.[/spoiler

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    safe horny. the discord troons were right. its a thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >safe horny
      What does this even mean?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wouldn't call anything anyone here has planned with her "safe horny"

      >safe horny
      What does this even mean?

      A term wokists have for characters/situations allowed to be sexualized without being "problematic", "traditionally attractive" anime or video game women aren't safe horny, bara art of wreck it ralph is safe horny, really just anything normal straight men would find unattractive is "safe horny".

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We do.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait.. its not a guy, nvm I'm not watching this shit

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I find a tomboy gf in my early 30s?
    >it's too late for me, isn't it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All tomboys of our time either grew out of it or are now lesbians/troons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To think highschool me passed on a tomboy for the traditional one, I regret that one

        Yes. & if you've never had gf, anything past 25 is too late to get any gf.

        [...]
        Younger women are an option (for good looking men)

        TFW last gf was 10+ years ago now

        Unironically bars is where they hang out after 21. They're massive bawds by then though, so have fun cleaning up Cleetus and Tyrone's cum

        No way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. & if you've never had gf, anything past 25 is too late to get any gf.

      All tomboys of our time either grew out of it or are now lesbians/troons

      Younger women are an option (for good looking men)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically bars is where they hang out after 21. They're massive bawds by then though, so have fun cleaning up Cleetus and Tyrone's cum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Exercise
      >Have a job that makes enough money to support yourself
      >Be passionate about what you love (even if its Warhammer 40k). Talk about it, share your ideas with others, create a circle around your passion.
      It really is that easy to get a girlfriend guys. You will attract them when you put love out there. That PUA shit is gay and doesn't work. It's never too late, my 91yo great grandfather just married his newest wife. WAGMI

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Have a job that makes enough money to support yourself
        damn, I give up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've skipped about five steps there. How do you meet women who're willing to listen to you talk about the things you love? Create a circle around your passion? How would you even begin?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just be yourself and also be tall, confidant and good looking

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Its fricking homosexual cartoon shit. Frick off to Cinemaphile you autistic fricking morons.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of the chick from Ace Combat 7, everyone's favorite film

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she wear that coat a lot? Because literally every piece of fan art I've seen of this Lois has her wearing that coat.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've made Lois black

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Blacks have to insert themselves into EVERY fricking piece of fiction?
      Why can't they relate unless the character has black skin, humongous lips, gorilla nose and dish sponge hair?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Why do Blacks have to insert themselves into EVERY fricking piece of fiction?
      Why can't they relate unless the character has black skin, humongous lips, gorilla nose and dish sponge hair?

      keep it down gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is this from the homietoro artist? The artist loves white dick, lol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her stuff seems dead, where can I find new work or did she quit?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk, maybe she started a serious/professional art career, and now post this kind of shit less often as a result

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moaner Merced

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the first two episodes and wasnt engaged at all but her design is literally perfect, if I met someone like that irl I would fall in love immediately.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "dur she's so quirky and funny, women are so magical and sexy!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gay. Not joking.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know I like her but I also know I will never watch this show.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just how bad is Cinemaphile that all the Superman threads are over here

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    N E E D

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >permanent bed hair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me, or did Studio Mir's animation quality get worse?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all for cute tomboys. But do we really need more Superman shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest I'm never gonna watch the show, I think I'll just save a bunch of Lois fanart and watch some compilation clips later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I demand that in the near future before I hit old age that beings like the replicants from Blade Runner can be manufactured because I already know what model I want.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hasn't been this BTFO since Brie Larson showed her breasts on the tonight show.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raswapped
    no we don't

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the show, it's funny that Jerry from Rick and Morty is voicing Deathstroke but he does a good job.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Deathstroke? Isn't he supposed to be a big guy?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually dont coompost or react to coompost threads but god damn did they fricking hit the ball out of the park with this Lois redesign.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny that they essentially just did a very common anime girl trope and it blew the West away.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no tomboy gf

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it. Both Clark and Lois are a cute.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shadman art
    yikes

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Important work.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to the gym tonight. I already go to the gym, but it's mostly just to stay thin. I'm going to get jacked. I'm GOING to get myself a cute brown tomboy wife.
    It's GOING to happen.

    Goodbye, anons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never return anon
      at least try to

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched half of the first episode. While they made Clark right and he seems nice and I like him, also Lane is great as good as well and doesn't feel super race swapped, it seems like in exchange for bringing people in with a wholesome relationship with two attractive and normal people, everyone else in the series has to be Black person. Not sure I'll actually watch this show because of that. I'd rather go and watch real anime where there is zero black people tbh

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheap all around

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cute tomboy shows up in TV show
    >she's a lesbian in real life
    It's always like this and it always makes me angry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let feelings develop for the most obvious dykes
      >SHE'S A DYKE? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

      What did you expect, anon. I'm sympathetic though because I've been burned like this once before with that chick from the new IT who did this goyflix show where she went full turbo-dyke. Never again.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm torn because I like qt tomboy gf, but anime tropes make me cringe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take straight romance, no matter how tropey, over the 'le heckin cute valid dykes' that has plagued western animation for the past decade.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take cringey anime tropes over the pozzed israelite tropes of Western animation any day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they are clearly copying this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black persontoro my nubian delight

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >using x-ray vision to check and see if there is any leftover sperm in lois lane's vegana today

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT FAIR
    it's just not fair

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime has mind-fricked a generation of artistically inclined people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you comparing it to? How you seen the state of not-anime?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is my most favourite Loise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lois

      thats Lola & Carlos

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Her father is of Welsh and Choctaw Indian descent, while her mother is of French, German and Syrian ancestry
        She has a bit of native but just a pinch. This is another episode of "shitskin roleplays as white and thinks all white people are blond and blue-eyed".
        I bet you think Tom Jones is black and Catherine Zeta-Jones is hispanic.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomboys are peak reddit. Lois should have looked like picrel

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my Lois

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its insane how universally shit Western art is. Like there isn't a single good example of Americans making an appealing character. I've seen Cinemaphile try and act like Harley Quinn's gourd shaped head is supposed to be titillating but it's like looking at a 14 year olds notebook scribbles. It's fricking embarrassing how badly we get mogged by dirt poor SEA getting paid $1 per frame.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No hairy forearms, armpits, or anything = no watch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No u.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rike it, i'm upset about the racebending but it's otherwise pretty good

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TTL (TOTAL TOMBOY LOVE)

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do tombyos even exist anymore?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, any girl that shows signs of being a tomboy is groomed into a dyke or a troon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Weimar World? Not anymore, theu will tirn trans or be fat lesbians.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >race swap character to black
    >controversy

    >race swap character to asian
    >neutral or positive

    Educate me anons, why is this? Lois is Korean but people like her. If she was black there'd be bloody war.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      American "whites" have a long history of resenting blacks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Asians are more popular in the US? I'd also imagine less issues too if Ariel was Asian too.

        That's a Korean? Looks Latina.

        Yeah bit ambigous but she wears a Koream shirt in ep3.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess. A shirts just a shirt though. Could be a Koreaboo. Doesn't really look very Asian (maybe hapa). Does she ever speak Korean?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Korean? Looks Latina.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Korean? Looks Latina.

      I guess Asians are more popular in the US? I'd also imagine less issues too if Ariel was Asian too.

      [...]
      Yeah bit ambigous but she wears a Koream shirt in ep3.

      THERE ARE NO ASIANS WITH FAT ASSES STOP PEDALING THIS LIE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen them irl, but they were all Asian Americans, athletic, and dwarfed their immigrant parents due to US diets. It's nuts how the generations born to immigrant parents will be like twice the height and build of the people from the old country.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not an asian. Asians have squinty little eyes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > asian

      she looks more like brown/latina to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Point is, so long as it isn't black, people don't seem to mind. Some think she is asian, others latina but ive yet to see even 0.01% of the issues as if say she were made black.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's because asian and latina girls are better looking than black ones.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other girls don't look as good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh this is another one of THOSE cartoons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THOSE cartoons
        ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty obvious, I'm surprised it's been received this good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Volcana? What have they done to my girl?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching this show for any reason other than tomboy qt lois

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like the new livewire she looks better than the old design

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's being a homosexual like?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dunno maybe you would know more?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I kinda meant in the old way, not the Cinemaphile, and seeing as you prefer the more masculine design, with not only less skin showing, but less, or basically no figure, it seems you're more than qualified to answer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok groomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/VRgB1I3HNYg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they went full tumblr with the designs, at least Lois looks cute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/VRgB1I3HNYg

      [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really, really thought livewire was a dude.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally a new Superman series
    >only exists to test the waters of James Gunn's zoomer Superman
    No, thanks.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are trying to brainwash brown tomboys into liking tall, handsome, muscular, blue eyed, sexy, powerful, caring white men.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is clearly a self-insert romance fantasy with a perfect husbando by the female creator.
    I'm surprised Cinemaphile likes it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lois is too attractive to be a self-insert.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asians are used to self-insert as anime characters which don't remotely look like them. and one of the writers is a short-haired Asian girl.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more twig waifus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally perfect man telling someone LOL LIFE'S NOT SO HARD JUST BEE YOURSELF

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's th point. One guy who spends his time saving interdimensional worlds took the time to help someone not kill themselves.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you tame an uppity Latina

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clark/Superman acts like a soiboy but at least tomboy Lois is hot, also the dialogue is cringe as frick.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Argentina flag shirt
    hmm

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dyke looking chick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > he doesn't know about tomboys and girls with pixie hairstyle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's straight.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    from the way he talks and acts Clark reminds me of Bolin from Legend of Korra and I don't think that's a good thing.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, she's an unbearable spaz and Clark is a homosexual. Gives you major whiplash seeing something trying to be anime while being so israelited. Terrible pacing and cinematography too, even for cartoon standards.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it feels like Legend of Korra 2.0/Voltron, awful dialogue included. The only good thing is tomboy Lois.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how they massacred my boy, I guess phone booths don't exist in current day.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    totally spies looking ass cartoon, y'all full grown homies squeaking at pussy ass drawings of mf superman, not even my little sister wants to watch that shit it's all you bunch of pathetic mentally ill terminally online gays, and then you complain nobody likes you, homie it's exactly because you watch little girl shows and have no fricking life experience because you keep choosing to watch little girl shows

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join a martial arts class
    >Join a MMA gym
    >Join a yoga class
    >Random outdoors hobby group
    Which one is the best?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BJJ classes are usually half guys and half girls, but most of the girls will have been brought by there bfs. Yoga will be 90% chicks, but you will need to prove a lot that you are not gay. Climbing gyms have a lot of single girls that love to get tag-teamed. Take your pick.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really feel like this show would have had a chance to be great if it was a more classic approach to superhero media with a decent focus on action and fight scenes. It should also focus heavily on Superman as the main character, I don't know who cares about this "let's watch the normies around Superman" approach. They are side characters for a reason. They are not, nor were they meant to be, as interesting as Superman.

    The animation and art style is mid quality honestly, which in 2023 means that this is already in top 90% shows.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    GOD FRICKING DAMN IT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something wrong, Anon?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are <<<they>>> pushing tomboys so much in recent years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but I hope they push ones on my face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the meme was "they" were turning tomboys into transmen, or "enbies"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's ~~*they*~~ not <<<they>>>.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          <("[{《they》}]")>

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman is the only white person in Metropolis
    lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And he is literally an alien

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta get the ESG money

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk about an alien isolation!

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is actually good. The only downside is that they made every character, besides Superman, non-white. Which... has an irony to it.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    threadly reminder
    photos of who made that show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would unironically frick and marry every single one of them as long as they had hairy legs and pits. Except the small Vietnamese one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2> 4 > 1>3>man5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah.. Lois is real?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only really like the asian chick, and maybe the girl in the pink jacket.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...so, Lois is literally just the roastie in the middle?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you best start believing in tomboys, you're in one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >middle one gamed a bunch woketards to let her race swap lois so she can self insert as a character with a white boyfriend
      Holy based.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice fricking rack

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not fair bros... i still think about the tomboy i knew from middle school, huge missed opportunity now that i realize i ignored EVERY signal or hint she gave me

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lois Filipino

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cute tomboy tanned lois
    >in a modern western cartoon
    What's the catch?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Korean drawn as a Latina

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The redhead became black again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a modern western cartoon like you said, written by spastic trust fund aliens trying their best impression of humans. Everyone is black, Lois is unbearable, Jimmy is a homosexual and black, Clark is a sissy, Perry is black (but the only character to behave like a human being), villains got hit with the ugly dyke brown ray, Deathstroke is a homosexual and the voice work and writing are awful enough to turn you off from tomboy Lois porn by association.

      Remember Livewire? That's her on the right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha very funny posting a picture of her brother.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't blame you for thinking it's a dude, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a gay black man in love with Clark Kent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn it even has buck breaking?

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up r34
    >they all give her big breasts
    why

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      big breasts are based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not on a tomboy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          false

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flat is better

          lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if the tomboy has big breasts and she is embarrassed about them?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            now we talking

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she went plastic fantastic and now looks like I used up cheap hooker
              why

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                same reason some gays take steroids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flat is better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          based

          false

          cringe

          [...]
          lol

          idk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if the tomboy has big breasts and she is embarrassed about them?

        >big breasts on a tomboy

        Best timeline.

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