>MY BOY DIED IN A LIFE OR DEATH WIZARD CONTEST

>MY BOY DIED IN A LIFE OR DEATH WIZARD CONTEST

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, OP. He should have not been sad at all. What a plot hole!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To you it's just a movie.
      To me? I live and breathe it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the school's athletic superbro, who outplayed the world sports champion Krum, a hufflepuff?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got into Hufflepuff for the bussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got in on a sports scholarship, the teachers just give him a passing grade so he can take Hogwarts to the regionals.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's like how they send ghetto blacks to top universities to play football or basketball and they spend four years taking basket weaving classes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Krum allowed in the cup anyway if he is a pro athlete? Isn't the tournament meant for ordinary students?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff are extremely loyal and team players that's why

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THATS MY WIFE'S SON

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THAT’S MY WIFE’S SON
      >THAT’S HER BOY

      Truly an inspiration.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT’S MY WIFE’S SON
    >THAT’S HER BOY

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO, my son was murdered by infamous wizard terrorist who must not be named.
    >If only he'd drowned or been burned to death by dragon in the tournament he willingly entered and I encouraged

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter 4 is the best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but Azkaban

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that's 5

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best Potter movie still assblasts bookgays to this day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cut out a few cool things from the film like the sphinx and blast ended skrewts though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sphinx

        WE

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Nooo not the guy who boned my crush." Potter said calmly. "O cruel fate, how you mock us."

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Voldemort just put the teleport on Harry's room door handle at the start of the year

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think that the dad was just an emotional guy and would have cried the same if Voldemort had come through dead.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember what happened, how did Harry cover up this murder again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Said some dead guy came back to life and did it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He explicitly asked the bystanders not to look for witnesses and assured them that none existed, as I recall.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What even are the implications of this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ET phone home?

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