>my boy Keanu goes through liteal Hell to save some girl from demonic possesion

>my boy Keanu goes through liteal Hell to save some girl from demonic possesion
>he doesn't even kiss her at the end
What the hell kind of bullshit movie is this?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she wanted that shit too, but my man wasn't biting

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weisz bros, it isn't fair!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool shotgun though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks mad gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yo momma

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone who may call shots needs to greenlight this fool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw this movie as a kid and it encouraged me to start smoking because Keanu looked so cool doing it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keanu Reeves has many cases of lung cancer on his hands.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was so fricking rad to my moronic 14 year old brain. I was one of those extra fricking weird kids that talked about demonology and shit in high school, oh my God this movie kicked ass.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow. You're so original.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't just have a spiritual/supernatural show
      has to be a stupid fricking gun fight because thats all keanu has ever done

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda hard to redeem yourself if you're only doing it for pussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy would have been a bonus

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually rewatched this recently and i never noticed that hes drinking ardbeg throughout the whole movie. ardbeg is a heavy peat smoke scotch and its actually a perfect choice for his character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even with the changes, they really tried to include a bunch of stuff that the unaware viewer would have no reason to see. And without making it a marketing "easter egg" for everyone to gush over noticing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i never noticed it before probably because i didnt even know what ardbeg was when i first watched it. ardbeg is kind of a marketing meme now though, they have so many "special editions" of bullshit that its hard to take them seriously

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie feels like an adaptation of a video game that doesn't exist. I know it's based off a comic book but it falls more in line with the Resident Evil movies than it does with any super hero film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This might be the dumbest fricking thing said on the internet today. Congratulations?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I wanna dress up like Shia and play this while autistically mumbling
        >This is John Constantine, butthole.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Constantine wasn't really a "superhero" at the time of this movie's adaptation. A comic book character, yes, but he was explicitly part of a line where the focus was just on weird shit and supernatural tales and not typical capeshittery barring two major exceptions (Animal Man and Doom Patrol), at best they were typically just pulp heroes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really love the way the movie uses light and color to create stark contrast scenes like this. I really wish more comic movies attempted to use lines and vivid shading like that to..well, actually look like comics.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CGI was way ahead of it's time back then.. yuup.
      If only modern day movies could do this.
      Was such a cool scene.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sigmakino

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was he thinking?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      weisz is apparently a complete miserable b***h irl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay Lea.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What photoshoot is that? hot damn

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is semen retention is a strict requirement for enlightenment? one hundred and ungh percent??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he already had sexo in the matrix as the Neo nanomachines guy.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like none of you remember the fricking movie, if you’ve seen a person with demon face you probably don’t want to frick them. The demons already been inside and you’re wondering why he didn’t want the devil’s sloppy seconds? For real?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a normal woman to me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The demons already been inside
      That doesn't count

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he get a hug at least

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was damaged material

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    comfy movie, it has that great 90's vibe
    time for a rewatch I think

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantine is gay.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie but it's the most PG-13 R rated movie I have ever seen. It's like it was rated R only because he smokes.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I saw Leonidas fighting underground in that hell scene.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/xRrrfSIgfKI

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was all a ploy to cure his cancer

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