My career is dead. Now look at my body

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nice, toit body, why wouldn't you want to look at it?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She'll do the Emma Watson thing in that she'll wait until she's 30 with the body of a 50 year old to properly show breasts and vegana won't her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emma never did that though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she just happened to go to a topless beach while some paparazzi were nearby, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah pfft right!

          You'd need to post the link for me to believe you!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Emma has been getting surprise photographed in compromising ways since she was barely 18 kek. It's something she's super salty about. She hates they took photos up her skirt and showed everyone her little bush. Plus the other times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Maebee did that and horrified the world with her grotesque pancake breasts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her breasts were probably always bad though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's possible. I mean they were budding in her debut but but Season 4 they looked massive so the decline happened fast.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Her breasts have never, ever, looked massive. Are you some sort of sperg? You must be american cos you're fricking moronic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ???
              They did look big for many years, and probably were. She waited too long.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >her lookalike Ilana Glazer also had the big israelitebs
                >finally got them out too
                >they were awesome

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >finally got them out too
                When? what show? or movie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her breasts were always saggy. Never good. She just contained them in a bra. That's why small breasts are always superior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Confrmed virgin, small breasts sag too moron. The difference is big ones will always look good in a bra, and little ones always won't lol.

                Fricked a 16 year old girl when I was 17 with tiny, depressingly saggy breasts. Fricked a 28 year old with massive and surprisingly perky -considering their size- H cups. There's a website, "the normal breast gallery". It's some female empowerment thing, women submit their "weird" breasts. It's like 004b or something like that. There are women in their fifties with massive, but still nice-looking breasts, and women in their early 20's who have never had a child and have tiny, miserable, MOURNFUL fricking flapjack breasts. Small breasts fricking suck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just because both exist, doesn't mean it isn't more likely for smaller breasts to stay perky.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't get why she let her self get a massive israelite fro and dyke the frick out. Was it seriously because her breasts deflated?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emma’s nudes were great and her body is perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sad tiddies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          honestly the most recent vacation ones are pretty good, could have just been a bad photo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emma was supposed to go nude in Regression. She wussed out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wusses out of going nude in a movie
        >sunbathes topless where paparazzi can see
        what a tard.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bejezus I rather I didn´t

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't show her body, she even got a pair of fake breasts for that Sex Pistols show when she was supposed to be topless.
    If she did actual nudity maybe she'd be doing better careerwise (pic related).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 Emmy nominations
      The power of boobs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One for each bosom lad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >emmy
        Pff. My plastic karate complementary award i got in 3rd grade is worth more than that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tight waist
      >big booba
      can't believe leftist women haven't turned on her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She’s in a softcore porn show that showcases shitskins and all manner of homosexuals. She’s a leftist dream

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ahh it all makes sense now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice breasts, moronic face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was her 5 year plan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god i want sydney sweeney to beat the shit out of me so badly

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maisie deserves a good rogering

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I say old bean I dare say I could go for a spot of rogering

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Usually when the Lord gives you a face that bad a dumpy body he rewards a woman with a nice rack. She really got screwed

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this the actress who got raped to death by pakis? rest rip

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well if it allows me to not look at your face, ok.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DAYUUUM

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wow she looks like she's really enjoying herself
    what a tremendous actress
    thought it was lake bell there for a second

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She actually looks like she has a great pair, shame she put on the fakies for the sex pistols show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kyle Chandler's daughter delivered though.
      There's something about girls called Sydney and great nudity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        let's see
        we already got Broad City israelite's breasts above

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not if they PLAY a girl named Sidney though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mournful breasts, like Dormer and McGrath.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She just waited too long. Should have been nude in Wild Things in her prime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she put on the fakies
      what does this mean? she got implants?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, she literally wore a fake chest piece for a scene where she was supposed to be in a see-through shirt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When she talks about sex pistols, it's so weird. She never admits to wearing fakes, but it's so obvious. Then she even brags about going topless for the audition. I hope she comes clean and does real nudity

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fun fact, she wrote the movie. Also that's Justin Theroux pounding her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >write a movie where Justin Theroux fricks you
      Devious

      clicked on that webm because I misread it as louis theroux and wanted to see him frick her

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >write a movie where Justin Theroux fricks you
    Devious

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to her becoming more revealing. If D&D hadn't been such pansies, we could have gotten full frontal and Gendry furiously slamming his big hammer into her during GoT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      butterface is ugly

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >write yourself into the movie where the hot lead fricks you
    >you look like you're not enjoying it one bit
    what did she mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Movie has a weird tone like that

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MAISIE'S CAREER IS DEAD

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't she just get a role on Coronation Street for the next 20 years or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She could be Ken's 17th wife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ive slept with at least 2x more, but 99% of them were prostitutes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's disgusting. It doesn't make it any better just because a man is doing it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait didn't he already say something about getting a blowjob from her?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You wish you were her

    • 2 years ago
      7634gth

      It is like he is tickeling a little goblin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to tickle her and then "accidentally" slip and land with my hand on her boob and my head between her legs while my tongue "spontaneously" and "uncontrollably" starts licking and my hand "unconsciously" squeezes her modest breast.

      Gosh that would be so embarrassing!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come basically no one makes a successful leap from child acting to adult acting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One off quads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice outfit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Largely because people aren't actually attached to actors, or really even specific human beings outside of friends and family. For the rest of the human race, its a matter of abstracts largely made up of what they do or do not do for you.

      For tradesmen and workers, they provide a useful product that continues being as useful at 25 as it was when you were 12. For entertainers, we're mostly there to see the good performances they made in the prime of their career, and trying to keep them relevant after that is largely wasted effort. Occasionally you get a celebrity with good branding, but people are still never going to be as happy with Brad Pitt in a movie once he's 75 and balding.

      TL;DR Because people stop giving a shit about your career the moment you stop being [Insert fictional character here]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're being a bit over-the-top. People come to recognize certain actors and that familiarity translates into their age.
        You're right in that people familiarize with the charters more than the person, but that familiarity doesn't go away just because an actor gets older.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leonardo DiCaprio
      >Drew Barrymore
      >Jodie Foster
      >Kurt Russell
      >Elizabeth Taylor
      But, yeah, not a lot from the more recent crops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute child grows into unattractive adult - Dead Career. Cut child turns into attractive adult - Good Career. Simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The traits that make for a great child actor don't necessarily correlate to a great adult actor, since you're basically being cast because you possess a modicum of talent to follow direction and give believable line delivery, but most importantly look cute and photogenic on camera. You have a role cut out for you that needs to be filled by somebody, whereas an adult actor needs the chops to force himself into an audition and make the director and audiences believe that you are the right person for the role, a much harder proposition.
      A bigger part is also that it probably comes down to how lucky you are to get through puberty and emerge as attractive on the other side, you aren't going to be doing a ton in modern day Hollywood as an ugly yet ok actor, you'd need to be the next Philip Seymour Hoffman to buck that trend. However, if you do manage to win the genetic roll the dice then it can happen, although offhand Leonardo Dicaprio is like the only major example I can think of, and even then he's not exactly a child star seeing as he got big in his teens

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's not got much going on up there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More than a handful's a waste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why it's funny she wanted to play a busty exhibitionist and tried to claim she was so proud to go topless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God Maisie turns me on so much. She's such a bong but it only makes me even more excited. This is not a joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God Maisie turns me on so much. She's such a bong but it only makes me even more excited. This is not a joke.

      >She's such a bong
      No truer statement has ever been posted. Just look at her legs compared to the others, they look exactly like pasty, undercooked sausages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how does she get so many bumps and scratches on her legs? I go outside in the woods every day and get eaten up by mosquitoes and my legs look better than hers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you run a razor blade over your legs weekly?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          aren't their secret celtic ointments she can squeeze from a sheep's arse or something that can help with that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick should I know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, her legs are great
      She should just keep showing those

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Brie should have went topless 10 years beforehand tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has nudes leaked from when she was young and hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The leaks came out around the same time as GLOW funnily enough.
        Also check'd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The leaks came out around the same time as GLOW funnily enough.
        Also check'd

        and those would be at....

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm sure we'll eventually find out those leaked pictures of maisie in the tub were actually her and taken by Sophie

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    5>4>1 etc
    sydney is shapeless and is more flattering clothed where your imagination (and her bras) do the heavy lifting

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now look at my body
    OKAY

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    D&D prolly spent more money on getting her partially naked for 2 scenes than they did on anything else that whole season. It's prolly also why she defeats the Night King.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yennifer's breasts were a nice surprise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, shame she covered them up in S2

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >N-no! Not this slight inconvenience that will quickly heal! I saw King Robert die of this, but I'm better than him now!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people tried to claim she looked like Isabela Moner for a while? I don't think so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what was up with that?

    • 2 years ago
      Iceman

      what was up with that?

      People trying to keep her name out there in the sphere. No one is checking for Maisie and it's apparent why. You can keep her name in the conversation if you constantly bring up another more attractive actress who is actually active in producing content. It's pathetic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's more about trying to insult Moner by claiming she looks like this notoriously ugly actress from GoT

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I asked why they would write a nude sex scene for a character that was supposed to be underage at the time and I got banned.

    I'm just really curious why they would do that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a nude sex scene
      >a character that was supposed to be underage
      LIST ALL MOVIES homosexual REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      age of consent is a modern invention that would have been anachronistic in GoT's setting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's so obviously and so badly digitally touched up it makes me wonder why they even bothered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably to stick it in a 30 second promo and get the coomer audience.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      head like a strawberry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn’t even have boobs big enough for titty fricking. Pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >boob man
      kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Magic of big boobs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would like very much to lick those luxurious legs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >titty fricking

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do b***hes frick with their eyebrows so much
    what gay homosexual israelite put it into every womans head that they have to do gay shit to their eyebrows to stand out and be beautiful
    it is the most annoying shit ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She shaved and bleached her eyebrows for the Pistols show, playing Jordan, who looked like that in real life. Is this the ponderous autistic c**t who couldn't get over her eyebrows, when she had her old ones back in June? Because if it is - go turn your mommy's car, and put your mouth over the exhaust pipe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shaved eyebrows looks awful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That girl looks young

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              god damn i love prime mammario

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My wife so watch out buddy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you know I usually report waifu threads because i'm a bitter old bastard and i think that everyone on Cinemaphile is a degenerate coomer with a terabyte of some weird looking d-list actress, just waiting to gay up a perfectly decent thread. but frick you. she is my wife. daddario is a rare generational 10, up there with young jennifer love hewitt and young jennifer connelly, arguably hotter than idle hands era jessica alba and "man arms" jessica biel. she was that level of hot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That girl looks young

                Unironically masculine as frick.
                Good thing his career is over due to no talent so i dont have to see that troony face anymroe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My wife so watch out buddy

              Peaked in True Detective NINE years ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who is that interfering cuck?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know but I hate wienerblocking c**ts like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Betaboys always have beards, square glasses and look like they skipped workout day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shaved eyebrows looks awful

        This. Thick eyebrows on girls is kino af. I'm talking like kebab restaurant waiter thick minus the uni. Fricking kino. Makes me diamonds.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like shit and she looks like she's on drugs. anyone who disagrees is a brainlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Painfully embarrassed 4u

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This looks like a homeless woman trying to sell me rocks painted with stolen nail polish on the side of the street in Seattle or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God, when is she going to get her big, bushy, sexy eyebrows back?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's working more than the rest of the cast, what are you sperging about? Oh, it's incel drooling in rage like she exists just to insult you, specifically.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to see Jennifer connelly naked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i want her to heem me so bad brehs

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moner?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look nothing alike

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she seems like a sweet girl but she really isnt great looking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      right has the correct placement. They just need to be like 2-5% smaller.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off chinese bug chaser. Her eyes are fine.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would if I could, b***h

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the other way around-- show your body and your career will get back on track.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a bit off topic but does anybody know how to show deleted posts while browsing? Cinemaphile x no longer has an option for it as I've seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i just make it up in my imagination and entertain myself

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Head

  45. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    She's got nice legs. Always liked her legs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just a little more, mom, I'm almost there! stop being such a wienerblock!

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would have had a career if she had shown off those glorious dancer breasts.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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