My dad behaves like Driver and it's bullshit. He has not seen the film, that's just the way he is. If you ask him something, he sits seriously in silence for 10 seconds as if he is processing the question even if it is something simple like "do you want water". When I lived at home, I used to be woken up in the middle of the night by someone closing the front door and it turns out to be him because he wants to go out and just drive all of a sudden at 3 o'clock at night. It's not like he's senile, apparently he's always been that way.
your dad is based, you're the moron here
> falling for pastabait
>Falling for the pastabait bait
Heh, keep lurking the chans, kid
Ask him to wash his hands.
Is your dad Refn? I know he can’t drive, but I wouldn’t put walking around but calling it “driving” past him.
I'm literally your dad
Real human daddy
he drives.
Your dad doesn't look like Gosling, so he is just a moronic autist. Only way to get away with behaving like the guy in Drive is if you are so good looking autism becomes mystique.
>My dad is cool and based
>My dad is a moronic autist
Boomers just don't get it.
I mean, everyone here thinks Driver is cool so I don't know what your point is
>b-but he woke me up
boo hoo homosexual
Your father is cool
>You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? You're not making it across the river, son
He's the driver. He drives.
oh yeah ? well my father is a retired electrician and he gets really mad and last week he threw a crescent wrench at me
My dad used to go for drives to clear out his head. Usually in the middle of a family argument. He has no chill.
I'm literally your father
looks so much like my dad, I hate that. My dad was a notorious pedophile too. He bought my mom when she was 13 from her crackhead parents for $300 when he was 35 and kept her prisoner in his home deep in the country where no one could help and kept her there for 4 years until she escaped. Also he killed at least 12 people that I'm aware of. Good thing he is dead now. I found one of the dead bodies down by the creek buried in a shallow grave
>posting in an actual schizo thread
Your dad is cool af, my dad was a worker slave who lost his sanity when work ended. It was pathetic.
it takes me also seconds to answer a question because my brain consideres all forms of outcomes
I don't know if i'm just slow or autistic or too high iq for questions
People talking to me unexpectedly, especially if I don't know/hardly know them transforms me into an even bigger autist. I went to the store a few months back and there was this shady guy hanging out outside asking people going in and out if they needed any work done on their houses. He asked me as I was leaving and my brain just began buffering before I answered with "I'm homeless." I have a home, and dress what I'd say is decent enough and have good hygiene. Thankfully he just said something to the effect of "Alright, have a good day, buddy." and I kept on walking.
Same.
>I answered with "I'm homeless." I have a home
Based.
A few weeks ago, while I was walking back to my car, some pretty girl said hello to me, but I couldn't recognize her because she had sunglasses on. My mind completely derailed and crashed for about 5-7 seconds as I stared at her, still walking by slowly, and tried to compute what just happened and who she is. I finally stammered "hello" back and walked to my car, still looking at her. I passed my car while I was buffering and had to walk back a little.
damn after all these years anon is till doing it, he even got a son
why did they do it, Cinemaphile
ALL of these bros have been laid
That dog is amazing and gets more pussy than you
YOU JUST KNOW
All of these are me. How'd you get to my private photo album?
Damn, what a cool dog.
that dog is literally me
>he wants to go out and just drive all of a sudden at 3 o'clock at night
your dad is a serial killer
>dad
One of us had sex, we're literally all gonna make it
>There's a hundred thousand places to buy cigarettes and milk in this state. You don't need to know when I'm coming back. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
what are you complaining about? my dad got angry at me because i left an open can of peaches in syrup on the microwave and so the first thing he did when i got out of the cage was beating the shit out of me with a pair of rusty jumper cables.