Funny how everyone always glosses over that part in the movie. I no longer cared once I found out the rest of the movie was just this yes man prostitute doing and screwing over people just to get ahead in the fricking fashion world of all places. No wonder c**ts and metrosexuals love this movie
Just watch the old ones before 2010. I watch shit like that with my woman. Granted she's 34 so those are movies from her time. No idea what you zoomers could possibly watch with your moronic liberal girlfriends.
My mom or family had this on the TV or took me to see it when I was way too young or still too stupid because when the lady puts her head in the oven I was really confused and did not understand
also I love emily blunt and this movie was perfect
For me its the generic as frick Hallmark movies. Never actually seen one, but they for whatever reason always get the wife in the mood and I blast her full of cum after the movie. These movies are also secretly based. The only black character is the wise black female friend who shows up for two seconds to give advice then noddingly approve at the end.
The hospital in my parents boomer mountain town plays hallmark channel on all their TVs instead of politics cause the boomers get angry if it’s fox or cnn. I watched like 5 hallmark movies in that hospital last year. All kino all the way through. Wholesome. Cute blonde women. Strong competent men. Happy familie. Heartwarming.
Also, not see mentioned yet:
As good as it gets
You’ve got mail 90s Jackson comedy kino
I actually hate it, but He's Just Not That Into You is good for Jennifer Connelly. She's literally the perfect wife and her husband still cheats on her. It makes me mad that I couldn't have saved her.
You need to realize that people cheat not because they're unhappy, but because they can
Humans are largely driven by spontaneity, and humans are largely driven by base instincts. Yeah he had a good wife, but.......free pussy!
Always liked "while you were sleeping" mainly because Sandra Bullock is so ridiculously hot that it's weird to imagine her being a crazy cat lady type but it's a decent farce movie in its own right as well as romcom
Your dad sneaks away late at night to have anonymous gay encounters with strange men in sleazy motel rooms. Animalistic noises and sweaty,stinky smells fill the already musty air as your father desperately seeks his sexual release. After a thorough shower washing man smells off his body he dresses and leaves the motel room without a word or eye contact with his "friend." On the way home he cries in the silent ambience of wind and road noise before he returns home and snuggles up to your mom. As he puts his arm around her, your mother also sheds a tear knowing where he's been and what he's been up to.
Would be too much. Torpedo khazar milkers and demonic big eyes. Any man would probably just die if in the presence of typhoid two succubi at the same time.
TDWP is kino, i've watched it like 5 times over my life, love that movie
I dont even think it classifies as a chick flick, you could literally gender swap the entire cast and it'd be the exact same movie, about a hard working assistant getting the run around by their hardass boss.
Is it just me, or is The Devil Wears Prada a Hero's Journey?
Has the hero reluctant to go on the journey, then there's an event that pushes them. There's an older mentor to help guide them. Trials along the way, etc etc. Even the return to the hero's world at the end.
The boss is based on turbo c**t Anna Wintour who tried to have it shut down, but ironically went on to have even more prestige and power because of this film. She also turned up to the premier in head to toe Prada
Years ago, some gay at my work told me that gay cowboy movie was good (this was when it first came out on DVD). He told me Anne Hathaway got her breasts out in it, because he was trying to trick me into watching it and becoming gay. So when I got off work, I searched for a gif of her breasts, and couldn't find. Only torrent I could find of the movie was a 1:1 DVD rip. Like 8GB or something. Started downloading, and like 60 seconds into it, I realized it was going to take weeks, so I stopped it and deleted. A few weeks later my mom got a letter from cable company saying she downloaded Brokeback Mountain, and that she better not do that. I made up some lame story about how I download shit-tons of movies, but never remember trying that one. To this day, I still haven't seen it, only the breasts part.
TL:DR- pretty sure my mom still wonders if I'm a gay.
>OP is a homosexual
>homosexuality is genetic
yep your dad is gay
His math checks out. Your dad's guy. Go suck a dick about it.
kek
gay people like anne hathaway, she's a conventional beauty and an easy answer when people ask them what actress they'd love to frick
This, OP should suck a hobos dick to confirm if he gets hard
is genetic
How?
>It runs in the genes
>OP and his dad wearing jeans
Trust the science
Why not both?
because you can't be gay and like women
bisexual is gay
He can if he identifies as a woman.
It's a good movie and Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt are both sexy ad hell in it.
latent transvestite, many such cases
>enjoys watching women dress up in designer clothes, instead of taking them off
I fear you may be right anon.
I like it too.
pretty solid movie with some nice eye candy
I actually like these romantic comedies. Too bad Hollywood doesn't produce more shit without having woke things
same. crazy, stupid love is one of my favorite comedies
yes, the truth is that they are very comfy. I also like that comedy with emili blunt and Jason seagal. it is very funny
>anne hathaway is a degenerate bawd who cheats on her boyfriend
>is somehow still the hero
how is it a romantic comedy?
Funny how everyone always glosses over that part in the movie. I no longer cared once I found out the rest of the movie was just this yes man prostitute doing and screwing over people just to get ahead in the fricking fashion world of all places. No wonder c**ts and metrosexuals love this movie
thats just a coded term for "movie for women"
Just watch the old ones before 2010. I watch shit like that with my woman. Granted she's 34 so those are movies from her time. No idea what you zoomers could possibly watch with your moronic liberal girlfriends.
>before 2010
2018
He is not gay, he just wants to be Anne Tranaway.
>ywn be Anne Tranaway working for a fashion magazine
Could also be Milfyl Streep.
comfy romantic comedies.
Ok gayots what are your favorites and also make recommendations of the genre
La La Land
Crazy Stupid Love
Aloha
Hawaiian women look like Emma Stone?
She was one quarter Hawaiian according to the plot
no strings attached
my best friend's wedding
how to lose a guy in 10 days
Annekino
this truly is anne kino i agree sir
I cant watch her fake a british accent for two hours
Over Board with Kurt Russell.
Beat me to it
Great film
Can't forget Captain Ron as well
>great ass, but no breasts
Yeah I'll second that. Good movie lol
How am I supposed to pronounce Nighy?
Imagine someone pokes you with a needle before you finish saying the word "night"
Black person
I also like this
oh man this one is super comfy i love it
Checked
The thinnest jack black has ever looked, and its fricking airbrushed lol
My mom or family had this on the TV or took me to see it when I was way too young or still too stupid because when the lady puts her head in the oven I was really confused and did not understand
also I love emily blunt and this movie was perfect
damn, emily blunt has a lot of romantic comedies, now i remember another movie with ewan mcgregor
Is this about sylvia plath lol
>sylvia plath
idk what that is but the climax/ending had me laughing with tears in a good way
Just an old fashioned stuck porn enthusiast
S tier
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
>Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Mila Kunis was so fricking hot in that and I have to watch Siegal's pasty, flabby body in her nude scene every time.
son of a b***h of ian cusack
Notting Hill
Pretty Woman
....
god i love julia roberts bros
never understood how that movie is supposed to be comfy. half of the storylines are depressing.
as for favorite romcoms:
while you were sleeping
what women want
the actress who wants to frick with Alan Rickman is fricking sexy in that scene with red lingerie
Before Sunrise and the other ones they made
The other ones ruined the first one. They made the girl become a boring feminist who only talks about sex.
have sex
For me its the generic as frick Hallmark movies. Never actually seen one, but they for whatever reason always get the wife in the mood and I blast her full of cum after the movie. These movies are also secretly based. The only black character is the wise black female friend who shows up for two seconds to give advice then noddingly approve at the end.
The hospital in my parents boomer mountain town plays hallmark channel on all their TVs instead of politics cause the boomers get angry if it’s fox or cnn. I watched like 5 hallmark movies in that hospital last year. All kino all the way through. Wholesome. Cute blonde women. Strong competent men. Happy familie. Heartwarming.
Also, not see mentioned yet:
As good as it gets
You’ve got mail 90s Jackson comedy kino
I actually hate it, but He's Just Not That Into You is good for Jennifer Connelly. She's literally the perfect wife and her husband still cheats on her. It makes me mad that I couldn't have saved her.
You should have saved her from old age and weight loss instead
You need to realize that people cheat not because they're unhappy, but because they can
Humans are largely driven by spontaneity, and humans are largely driven by base instincts. Yeah he had a good wife, but.......free pussy!
I don’t relate to conventionally attractive or socially competent people at all.
No one’s seen it but I’m With Lucy with Monica Potter is quite good
The only good Adam Sandler movie
Not even his best rom-com
Unmemorable and overrated.
Always had a soft spot for this one, The Proposal is a close second.
Always liked "while you were sleeping" mainly because Sandra Bullock is so ridiculously hot that it's weird to imagine her being a crazy cat lady type but it's a decent farce movie in its own right as well as romcom
This counts right? There's just something magical about it but I can't put my finger on it.
About Time because it's not too sappy but hits you with some feels out of left field
Because Anne Hathaway is the most beautiful woman in modern cinema.
While i agree she's beautiful, her facial features are too large
Giant eyes, giant nose, giant lips
Would still kiss every inch of her
Giant eyes and lips are good qualities. As for the nose, it isn't that big
>"comedian" cannot take a joke
>cries antisemitism because she's too moronic to google what a caricature is
Many such cases.
The last post saying it looks just like her always kills me after that whole exchange
I love beaky women and this is making me hard. Cram that gerudo schnoz into my gooch.
Why would a beta simp be this delusional?
>D-tier taste
i also like that movie with anne hathaway and jake gyllenhaal.romantic comedy with hot sex scenes,we can even see anne's vegana
anne is cute but also a b***h
She seems somewhat elitist and at the same time a fricking machine
You and your dad are gay
that would be hot
god i want to see her frick men younger than her
How forward.
Its a good movie
frickable
Homosexuality is hereditary. You're gay.
My dad loves the movie Gia.
When I was younger I remember he was always recording it when it was on TV. Now that I am older, I understand
>he was always recording it when it was on TV
what the frick, dude only needed to do it once
patrician dad, the soundtrack for this movie is godawful though
Your dad sneaks away late at night to have anonymous gay encounters with strange men in sleazy motel rooms. Animalistic noises and sweaty,stinky smells fill the already musty air as your father desperately seeks his sexual release. After a thorough shower washing man smells off his body he dresses and leaves the motel room without a word or eye contact with his "friend." On the way home he cries in the silent ambience of wind and road noise before he returns home and snuggles up to your mom. As he puts his arm around her, your mother also sheds a tear knowing where he's been and what he's been up to.
Lol typing that shit out was hella gay my homie
>has a family
>takes time to snuggle with wife
>keeps his "other" life secret
Sounds very based to me.
It’s a good movie with prime Meryl and almost prime Anne (prime was Ella enchanted)
Prime Anne was Havok which is when she took her clothes off because she's based
prime Anne
oops... right here
Actually yeah, I wanted to frick Princess Diaries Anne before I knew what fricking was
same
She really is the most underrated beauty of our time.
My dad is a big guy and travels to Bali with his friends every summer to survey the architecture.
Cute dress your dad is wearing
>is he secretly gay?
He's gay; all dads are.
>all dads are
why?
Anne Hathaway and Eva Green in a threesome.
Would be too much. Torpedo khazar milkers and demonic big eyes. Any man would probably just die if in the presence of typhoid two succubi at the same time.
>Anne Hathaway and Eva Green in a threesome
>Any man would probably just die
that's the way I want to go senpai
Yes.
I love it too and I'm not gay. But I would like to be a woman.
TDWP is kino, i've watched it like 5 times over my life, love that movie
I dont even think it classifies as a chick flick, you could literally gender swap the entire cast and it'd be the exact same movie, about a hard working assistant getting the run around by their hardass boss.
the only correct take in the thread
To expand, here's my gender swap casting
Ask him who is the best Catwoman. A middle-aged heterosexual man will answer "Michelle Pfeiffer" without any thinking or hesitation.
Michelle pipe-her is fricking overrated
kill all boomers
Go to bed kid.
Is it just me, or is The Devil Wears Prada a Hero's Journey?
Has the hero reluctant to go on the journey, then there's an event that pushes them. There's an older mentor to help guide them. Trials along the way, etc etc. Even the return to the hero's world at the end.
except the hero is a fricking prostitute
Ruined by her boyfriend being some mystery meat amerimutt without any charisma.
heterosexual latino here
i love DWP cause its kino and anne looks hella qt throughout the movie
this movie is my guilty pleasure. I probably watched 20 times
Anne Hathaway. If he were gay he'd watch Baz Luhrmann's stuff or something like that
I love this movie too. Whenever we watch it my wife boner checks me with her feet whenever Hathaway is on screen. I fail all the time.
lmao have you ever fricked her right after watching the movie and imagine you're fricking anne?
It is a good movie.
I also like this movie although I don't know if it falls into this category
My favorite movie. That was peak Emma.
Am I gay for loving these movies?
No, you are only gay if you suck wiener and get assfricked. Also pic related is the best rom-com of all time.
I'm straight and I love it. Also all the fashion snobs are literally my grandma so it makes me think about her good days.
Kino although the plot setup is even dumber than I remembered
I've only seen bits of this movie on TV but isn't the point of the movie her boss is a b***h?
she seems ok in the scenes I've seen
Her boss is a b***h who abuses her but she is at the absolute top of her field and working for her is a great opportunity.
Whiplash is the male version of The Devil Wears Prada.
The boss is based on turbo c**t Anna Wintour who tried to have it shut down, but ironically went on to have even more prestige and power because of this film. She also turned up to the premier in head to toe Prada
>Anne Hathaway
HARVESTED
Anne has weird facial features and wouldn’t be noticed without her booba.
Maybe your dad has kino taste and watches it for Blunt.
effay
I find Anne Hathaway very irritating but I've also come to be extremely attracted to her in the last few years.
forward
young
man
I liked this movie and i'm straight. It's not even a romcom just a solid film about ambition. Prime Hathaway and Blunt are a bonus.
>secretly
>being unable to tell the difference between a chick flick and chick kino
ngmi
Why would your dad stick his dick into your moms oussy if hes gay
Years ago, some gay at my work told me that gay cowboy movie was good (this was when it first came out on DVD). He told me Anne Hathaway got her breasts out in it, because he was trying to trick me into watching it and becoming gay. So when I got off work, I searched for a gif of her breasts, and couldn't find. Only torrent I could find of the movie was a 1:1 DVD rip. Like 8GB or something. Started downloading, and like 60 seconds into it, I realized it was going to take weeks, so I stopped it and deleted. A few weeks later my mom got a letter from cable company saying she downloaded Brokeback Mountain, and that she better not do that. I made up some lame story about how I download shit-tons of movies, but never remember trying that one. To this day, I still haven't seen it, only the breasts part.
TL:DR- pretty sure my mom still wonders if I'm a gay.
yes