>My farm is failing
>My wife is an butthole
>My son disappeared
>My black billy goat Asmodeus is acting up
Could my daughter be Satan? What could have caused this?
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>My farm is failing. >My wife is an asshole. >My son disappeared. >My black billy goat Asmodeus is acting up
>The Devil could be any one of us
>It could be my wife
>It could be my son
>It could be my daughter
>It could be my giant black goat called lord evil that talks to children
>It could be my other daughter
I'm dead
JUST HERETIC PROBLEMS.
lol imagine going to the store and buying an asmodeus
>I hope my goat, "Fallen Lord of the Morning Star" is okay
>move out your community because you're an butthole
>settled in a place when you can't cultivate because the weather
>because you are a moron, you don't want to seek help in your community
>because you are a moron, keep trusting in a desert god and start blaming your family
>your family starts dying because the shitty weather, the schizo believes / mental torture >pikachuface.jpg
>Negus Filipus attacks you for being a god-tier moron
Negus Filipus did nothing wrong.
he was really putting the family out of their misery (and liberating the daughter, the only one who really had a chance to go make her own life) when you think about it. is the hidden message of the Vvitch that the devil is le good guy?
>oppresive father
>wants to follow your own path
>wants to help your little brothers
I think Filipus saw himself in the girl, because his father (Yahweh) was an butthole too.
yeah, good movie. more going on than a lot of people realize
>Make her own life
N_gger, in 1600 there was no OF or Instagram or diversity hire office jobs.
You stupid ape.
No, Black Philip literally transforms into a man with material goods and offers a life of lavish and deliciousness. He wasn't a scapegoat (lol) he quite literally was possessed by the Devil, or WAS the devil.
The entire family suffered and if you think that Thomason becoming a witch is right out what she wanted all along you might be flat out moronic.
>if you think that Thomason becoming a witch is right out what she wanted all along you might be flat out moronic.
Why? That is the dream of every woman.
The Witch's secret message is that the spanish are good. If a Spanish man bedecked in silk asks you to abandon the protestant dirt farmer life, say yes
The film opens with a witch mashing a baby into pulp so I'm going to go ahead and say no
He didn't "move out of [His] community", they were exiled.
If he had just given his daughter some butter none of this would have happened
he said they'd get a milking cow if she had just trusted the plan
Ywnbaw
should've been
>YwnbaVV
one job anon one fricking job and you fricked it up
why didn't they just sail back to england? were they stupid?
They were prosecuted there.
At that time, america was literally exclusively the land of religious nutbags and criminals.
>at that time
Puritans were some of the most intelligent and hardest working people in recorded history. True embodiment of equality through community standards and community behavior. Removing people who don't fit in is how this is accomplished which is why banishment existed
Why didn't they just give up on being heretics? Is it really such a big deal if they're the only ones in their community? Were they hipsters?
Christcucks get off on being persecuted
Hi “med.”
He was such an annoying homosexual that even the puritans were tired of his bullshit
he didn't live deliciously.
think about it, let that goat in.
>foods poisoned
>barns exploding
>people slippin on ice
Damn that wolf
I had to pause the movie when the kid started staring at Annya Taylor Love breasts. It was erotic as frick
she a robot? wtf is any of that
Why wasnt the son ever punished for leering at his own sister?
It's a natural thing. Me and my first cousin used to tickle each other and touch our bodies among other things. It happens quite often
I wish that happened to me, all my female cousins were fricking hot
Can I tempt you all to become Satan worshippers with a little something something?
Sorry, it has to be Irish butter or no deal
>it has to be Irish butter
Why?
please delet this
groce
>Hey, pretty boys. Fancy a bit of a snog?
imagine living on a different continent, with no friends or girls, in a hovel in the middle of nowhere, with your annoying mom and christcuck dad
and then big titty snow white slinks out of a cave and asks you for a kiss
ASMODEUS ASMODEUS
ASMODEUS ASMODEUS
ASMODEUS ASMODEUS
OHHHHHHH ASMODEUS
>IS THAT SOME CROP FAILURE!?!?!?!
>AAAHHHHG I'M GOING INSANE
>Son is troubled by lusty thoughts as he is starting puberty in isolation
>Looks at his sister's breasts, but comes to his senses
>gives into temptation of the witch which causes his ultimate downfall
>But he repents and professes the name of Christ and Christ delivers him from his agony.
KINO.
So many people think this movie is a one note film with one message. Eggers doesn't make movies like that.