My friend has the worst taste in Star Wars ever, how could someone believe the first six are all in the same tier— and mediocre nonetheless?!
My friend has the worst taste in Star Wars ever, how could someone believe the first six are all in the same tier and mediocre nonetheless?!
He has ESB rated the highest and Somehow Palpatine Returned the lowest. Seems fine to me.
They're mediocre films
There was always more bad star wars than there was good. The fans of the series arent so much fans of the series as they are the setting, which is why autistic shit like wookipedia exists, people trying desperately to flesh out shit that Lucas clearly didnt care about because its not important to the story he wanted to tell.
No one needs to know what the buttons on Vader's chestpiece fricking DO, theyre there because "life support robot suit." It has no further meaning.
Yup. Even New Hope is snooze fest. Gen Alpha only knows baby yoda. The world you were born in is dead and burried with Pee-Wee Herman.
B-b-b-b-based!
Don’t mock people
All RYM babies have shit taste.
Rateyourmusic?
Rape Yo Momma actually
Wow you’re hilarious… not
Wrong. He is very funny.
And what does he think a non-mediocre film is?
These are the only movies he’s given a perfect rating to. I like the guy but as you can see he’s got very pretentious taste.
Roma was terrible, thank god it didn’t win best picture
The Fellini Roma wasn’t nominated for any oscars
Are you thinking of Roma 2018? The one that got perfect critic scores... Was it really shit? I heard nothing good about it so never watched it, looked boring
The movie its just feminist misery porn, of course it got perfect scores everywhere.
And I am saying this as a mexican.
Truth
I had the same taste when I was 16, and I have the same taste now. He's a cinephile.
No he’s a pedophile, and you are a child who hasn’t matured since his junior year high school “film class”.
I don’t see any pedocore there, as I mistaken?
Didn’t Heat have that whole subplot about using a child pornography distributor to launder their money, and it didn’t even morally condemn them for it? Pretty fricked.
No lmao
Wonder where I got that idea then
Your fantasies. Creep.
Nah I was just making fun of anon for unironically using the word “cinephile”
He seems boring. Why does he like Paris Texas?
you wouldnt get it
I can. There are two reasons that leads to someone overrating Paris Texas
1) Out of touch western boomer. I don't use the boomer lightly here. It's only people from that narcissitic, entitled generation who can find the piece of shit MC sympathetic, tragic even.
2) Pseuds who want to feel sophisticated by liking something that's considered canon and great by the "consensus".
Ah I see thanks.
I agree with 2001.
Your friend has kino taste. Also this is most likely you.
>all the capital k kino
>also Roma for some reason
I'm an idiot, that other anon made me think it's the 2018 trash
Never cared for Fellini but I respect
Heat is mid. And this is coming from someone who loves Heat.
These seem like perfectly reasonable ratings. If anything 3 stars is too high.
You could only complain if they were rating them from within the pool of ONLY Star Wars movies, then it would be different.
do you believe that a star wars movie (any one) is anything better than a 3 on a scale of 5?
please man... your friend has been very generous with his stars here.
Star Wars fricking blows and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Luke Skywalker is a whiny little b***h and nothing cool happens except for "Big" Ben Kenobi swinging his dick around.
He's not wrong, no star wars flick is better than mediocre
I disagree on some level but I can't hate these ratings since he put the sequels in the shitter where they belong.
>6
>4
>5
>all the rest
> 4 = 5
> 3
> 6
> 1
> 2
> POWER GAP
> Holiday Special
> those art movies that are just 12 hours of a grassy field or whatever
> 9
> 7
> 8
Frick the prequels
That's not how you use "nonetheless"
The only thing he's wrong about is giving A New Hope only 3 stars.
Don’t mind me just posting my 5s
Gay
>TFA and ROS share being the lowest rated
i dont know i think your friend might be based
No lol, TLJ is fricking abysmal, the damage it did to the lore is just insulting, all in the name of enacting Rian Johnson’s pissy vision
i don't give a shit about measuring relative 'damage to the lore', all three of them shit on the lore without regard.
ROS is the most artistically-devoid film I think i've ever seen, it's pure soullessness, without any sort of creative merit. it makes transformers sequels or marvelslop look like pieces of art. It's plot is absolutely nonsensical, lazy contrivances serving only to string together setpieces, the pacing is diabolic. it's quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen.
TFA is awful for basically the same reasons, though to a lesser degree. TLJ is awful in it's own way but at least I can see the rian's creative force behind it, even if it is misguided and awful.
Yeah TLJ sucks not because of its disregard for lore (like I could give a frick less) but for its MCU humor, which feels especially bad in Star Wars.
Fricking hate when casuals like you feel like you know what isn’t and is good star wars
You think it’s more important to judge them as pieces of nerd lore than as movies?
>TLJ sucks not because of its disregard for lore (like I could give a frick less) but for its MCU humor
TLJ sucks because its story make zero logical sense, with a bad A plot, idiotic B plot, and a C plot that literally only exists to give the side characters something to do and ALSO completely invalidates the tension of the B plot.
Completely remove the lore shit and the MCU shit and it would still be awful.
No he's basically right
is that date added or watched?
I’m gonna assume date added, I don’t think this homie watched 18+ hours of Star Wars in a day
He’s black?
No
This is me
>donnie darko
>the boondock saints
who the frick are you to criticize anyone with a shit tier list like this. holy frick. stop talking trash about your friend and watch some fricking kino for goodness sake
What are some of their top rated movies?
What a idiot. Everyone knows (Cinemaphile included) that the prequels are the best of the franchise
So sad that this meme stuck
So sad that you’re a homosexual
>how could someone believe the first six are all in the same tier— and mediocre nonetheless?!
Are you blind? He clearly rated The Empire Strikes Back higher than any other, and 4/5 is definitely not "mediocre", it's good. That being said, I fail to see how one rates Ep I and Ep II as 3/5, and Ep III is somehow worse than them. I mean, it's not that I just disagree, I genuinely don't get it.
Also. when you consider SW an on average 3/5 franchise, why would you even care to see the revival? Especially when you rate them as terrible from the get-go. Is he some wannabe movie critic?
Idk man change IV and V to 5 stars and III to 4 stars and the list is flawless
>Whoa, how could somebody not rate the OT 10/10 and everything else 1/10 like me
Star Wars "fans" are the worst.
You HAVE seen all the top 40 on RYM, right?
Parasite sucks