>my friends...

>my friends... you bow to no-one
is this the most powerful movie scene ever?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is No One?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isildur

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Destroy it!!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched that scene, I always turned off the TV after the eagles rescue frodo and sam

    Did I missed anything important?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      saruman comes back and enslaves the shire folk to be brood sows for orcs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I thought the gang rape scene with Sam’s crush was a little much

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but the song sort of kills it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kneeled(mentally) when I watched for the first time

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they just let this dude be the king
    this storyline was cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The steward was just keeping the throne warm for him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why didn't anyone else ask to be king in the 976 years since there was a king?

        seems hard to believe, since apparently everyone knew aragorn was the heir

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look, Tolkien was a monarchist, okay? Don't think too hard about it, it's about as coherent as Theocracy or Nazism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the steward is there and he said no.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be me
          >Aragorn
          >direct descendant of the king and a literal a ubermensch in general
          >prophecy says that the king's hands can heal
          >they can (it's in the books)
          >also weild the sword of the king
          >be able to tell ghosts what to do since they swore an oath to the king a while back
          >lead an army of men im front of the gates to Mordor to buy Frodo some time
          >your plan succeeds
          Yes, I fricking wonder why anyone would even consider letting that guy be your king. We don't even know his tax policy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >direct descendant of the king and a literal a ubermensch in general
            >prophecy says that the king's hands can heal
            >they can (it's in the books)
            >be able to tell ghosts what to do since they swore an oath to the king a while back
            >lead an army of men im front of the gates to Mordor

            Why did Tolkien plagiarize Bible to create mythos for England (even though England was part of Germanic world and later Christendom and already had own mythos)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And did those feet c**t
              (You will never be anglo)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These are mythos that preceded your israeli mythos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The heirs all declined the duty, using a curse as the reason.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did but no-one's claim was strong enough so the Stewards and the council of Gondor rejected them. Hell, Denethor, Boromir and Faramir were descendants of Elendil too but they didn't have a strong enough claim either. Not that they would've needed to, given that the Stewards of Gondor wielded pretty much equal or surpassing power anyway.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no but possibly the lamest

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my friends, hobbits eat with the servants in the back

    jesus christ raimi

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yup, aha, I'm Isildur's long lost heir. Totally!
    Holy, who wrote this crap?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it kinda gets ruined by the shit CGI making the hobbits look small

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently discovered there was a deleted scene we never got to see where Arwen joins Aragorn at Helms Deep for the battle. She has this cool purple outfit and everything. Some rumors say her acting was so shit they cut it, or when it got leaked they saw how upset the chuds were in online forums calling her "warrior princess" disparagingly so they removed it. Sad. I would have loved to see it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would have been terrible and is one of the times Jackson successfully wrangled his women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been based. I also like how Liv got that random elf homosexual's part in rescuing Frodo from the Nazgul. I forget what his name was from the book, but he was irrelevant, and introducing her at that time actually made me give a damn about her and Aragorn's romance, unlike in the book. Would have been kino to see her chop off some orc heads at Helms Deep, and also make it so that not every single elf from Helms Deep died.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just what shade of brown are you? The dream sequence with Aragorn and her was much more kino than any attempt to bring Arwen into Helms Deep could have been.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it was good too, but we just needed more of her. It would be nice for her to have some blood in the game, metaphorically. Instead she sits in Imladris the whole time. In the book she makes Aragorn his own banner and has it brought to him. That would have been a cool time to introduce her again before he goes into the ghost cave, and she could have came with him with her two brothers and fought at Minas Tirith. That would have been based. I actually like her as a fighter more than I like Eowyn as a fighter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The banner was replaced with Andúril in the film, and it's at Arwen's urging that it is remade.

              I agree that it would have been nice to see a bit more of a Grey Company thing rather than just Elrond show up. I'm not sure about naming Elladan and Elrohir (there are already around 40 named characters), but certainly you could have Arwen with a small company of Elves and call them "my kinsmen", with two clearly supposed to be Elladan and Elrohir, kind of like how Beregond was treated.

              However, I do really like the reveal at the coronation that she's there, which we'd lose if she was on the adventure and without gaining too much. Additionally, Éowyn's specialness as being the only fighting woman at the Pelennor would be cheapened.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, true, I like her showing up suddenly at the coronation, and if she's with him before hand it loses a lot of impact. I don't know. I just liked Liv as Arwen and would have liked to see more of her somehow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rare instance where Hackbert made the right call

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was cut entirely because of fan backlash. It was the right move. The original plan was to kill Gimli in place of Haldir and have Arwen continue on the rest of the journey.

      However, she's not fully cut and you can still see remnants of her performance in the finished film.

      In the craning wide over the Hornburg when the gate is breached, they paint her out of the heroes running from the battlements, but when they're in the inner courtyard before the keep you can see her running up the stairs.

      After the "Forth Éorlingas!" moment, in one of the low-angle shots of the horses charging through the castle you can see her, and during the ride down the causeway you'll note there's one Elf-looking character that isn't Legolas and it's really obvious in the higher resolution releases that their hair has been painted to be blonde in post. That's likely Arwen.

      In the series of quick shots after Gandalf and Éomer make contact with the orcs, you can see her in the background of a shot of Éomer turning on his horse.

      There might be others, but those are the ones that I've found.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was suppose to be Russel Crowe

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >US Presidents when they meet an Israeli

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fine joke, but US of A is not a monarchy. No one is supposed to bow before a president.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My friends...you pay taxes to no one
    Wow, thanks great king! Why don't you move your arse to Hobbitown if you love them so much

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