My GF says this is her favorite show and wants me to watch it with her. What am I in for?

My GF says this is her favorite show and wants me to watch it with her.
What am I in for?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is your girlfriend 60 years old?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah but she is really into housewives stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Dream of Jeannie is better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I Love Lucy is better than both. Back when men could use domestic abuse to correct women and they'd joke about it. Nowadays they throw you in jail just for saying Sean Connery is the best Bond.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nowadays they throw you in jail just for saying Sean Connery is the best Bond.
        As they should. Everyone knows moore was the best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you were my women you'd be tasting the hairy side of my hand. Sit there and look pretty, men are speaking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like for me to be your woman. You'd like for me to be there every day as you come home, house cleaned, dinner prepared. You'd like for me to be by your side always, but also subservient, knowing my place. You'd like the hot, steamy sex we'd have as your tear my bussy up every night from your huge throbbing member.
            Fricking queermo, you disgust me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should consider homoerotic fiction you have a real knack for it homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeannie tummy gets me so hard
      Great now I want a 200 page doujin about a sex slave Jeannie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a comfy show really, dont expect some huge plot or anything

      Man i used to watch that all the time when i was like 5, they used to show it before star trek tng, which i never watched cause itvwas a stupid show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, it tries harder to be a comedy which makes it work. Bewitched is alright but it's way more vanilla in comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      samantha is better wife material. that's all that matters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But you have to put up with her relatives.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serena episodes are the best.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone seen that new show M*A*S*H? Some very vulgar jokes but a real hoot

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America has been doing "powerful girl in love with ordinary guy" shows before anime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think they got the idea for shit like Urusei Yatsura or w/e it’s called. Japan loves American sitcoms with supernatural elements.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile in the 1960
    Gee golly anons, what do you think her cooking tastes like?
    Imagine the smell.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm jelly OP. i wish i had a gf and she wanted me to watch some garbage show with her. it's cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      th-thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if i had a gf i'd want to show her leon the professional

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Confusion when Darren transforms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't you mean durwood

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s “Darwin”.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you first realize that Samantha doesn't wiggle her nose to do magic, but wiggles her mouth instead...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't wiggle your nose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can if you are a witch!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How in the hell does she wiggle her mouth that fast?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A satirical and smart comedy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bewitched film in 2005 was so good for me.
    Nicole was hella cute in this one. but worst decision putting Will Ferrell in that role. He fricked up the whole movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but worst decision putting Will Ferrell in that role. He fricked up the whole movie.
      You could say that about any movie he’s in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basically

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two Darrins, Samantha? Two? That's insane.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Munsters Addams Family I Dream of Jeanie Bewitched… why were there a bunch of equivalent shows running back then? And why were they both good instead of one being the obvious knock off cash in?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino until they replace the kino enhancer. Same problem as the Andy Griffith Show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Andy Griffith Show
      When will the be rebooted and updated for "modern audiences"?

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