>My gifts to you, elven daggers and cloaks
>but do not fear, young hobbits, because you will never use them in any of the movies
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>My gifts to you, elven daggers and cloaks
>My gifts to you, elven daggers and cloaks
>but do not fear, young hobbits, because you will never use them in any of the movies
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sam and frodo used theirs to hide when in the black gate you moron
Funny.
I can't seem to remember that Sam or Frodo used an elven dagger at the black gate. Was this some new extended edition you are talking about? Care to provide a timestamp where they used the dagger?
shut up c**t
they didnt get daggers, only merry and pippen did. sam used the rope when they climbed the twisted stairs, and frodo used the cloak to shield sam at the black gate. now kys homosexual
>bread
>cloaks
>a flash light
the elves did not want them to succeed did they
>bread
Is that bread supposed to be magical or something? doesn't the journey to mordor lasted like 2 years? must be some nice bread
It's Elven bread. They specifically say that a tiny piece can fill up a man's stomach, so it will last a long time.
It clearly represents the eucharist
Imagine the shits
I think lorewise it's supposed to fill your stomach with a single bite and last extremely long.
The time between Frodo leaving Hobbiton and him returning is 2 days less than a year. That includes two months of fricking around in Rivendell and one month in Lorien. The ring itself was destroyed 2 or 3 months after they set out from Lorien irrc
>bread
That lasted them to Mount Doom. The cynical thing is it would not last them on the way back.
>cloaks
saved their lives multiple times because they blended into the surroundings. Only comes up once in the films
>The Light of Ëarendil
Literally saves Sam and Frodo from Shelob
Imagine having zero attention span. Hope you carry a handkerchief for the inevitable drool leaking out of your dumb mouth at all times.
>That lasted them to Mount Doom.
Smeagol throw it away and I think Sam only managed to recover a portion of it. If I remember in the movie he says it would have sufficed to get them at least out of Mordor I think.
Who the frick's Earendil?
He’s cousin to Noseandil
elrond's dad
>Our most beloved star
Do zoomers not even bother paying attention anymore?
>cloaks
Sam and Frodo use them to hide from the Haradrim though
Merry and Pippin use the daggers, but IIRC this was a change made for the movie, in the books they get ancient Numenorian daggers from the Old Forest but that entire segment got cut from the films
I thought they only used their little swords. Maybe Merry uses his dagger to stab the Witch King.
Frodo uses the light against Shelob. This better be bait or you need slapped.
>and my gift to you, samwise gamgee, a rope to have a nice day with when all seems lost and the journey is too big a burden to bear
no wonder this scene was cut from the theatrical release
Why didn't boromir get anything
he got like 6 arrows to the chest.
Galadriel hated him
Galadriel dated him, but they had a bad breakup.
YES YES BOROMIR HOWEVER
>gold
>frankincense
>myrrh
wtf
>So, Tolkien about your book..what do they eat during their travels?
>Umm.. they eat magic
like a modern D&D campaign where everyone gets a Bag of Holding ASAP because 'bookkeeping' is 'boring'
Elves live indefinitely. Eating 3+ times a day would be a fricking chore. Of course theyd figure out some calorically dense food that'll last a long time.
They're well stocked with provisions from Rivendell to Lothlorien where they're restocked. From there Merry and Pippin eat Orc bread, drink nutritious Ent water and later eat pillaged supplies in Orthanc until they rejoin Gandalf and others. Gandalf dies in Moria and is returned as Gandalf the White and it's debatable if he he even has to eat. Regardless he visits Lothlorien and would likely get enough supplies to last him a few days until he rejoins the Three Hunters. Speaking of which Aragorn Legolas and Gimli still have their Rivendell provisions until they get to Meduseld where they presumably restock and spend the rest of their adventure drawing on Rohan, then later Gondor supplies, apart from a short excursion of the Grey company which only lasted for a few days. Frodo and Sam receive both perishable and non perishable supplies in Lothlorien and they eat perishable ones plus whatever Smeagol manages to catch up until they meet Faramir. They restock there and ration those supplies all the way to Mt. Doom. Elven bread has magical property that causes it to become extra nutritious as long as it's eaten on its own, which happens to be true for Frodo and Sam since they've eaten all the perishable stuff and dried fruit/meat before elven bread. The Fellowship's logistics are actually described in great detail.
Nobody cares nerd
We all care, King.
>The more she drank the more she shat
I thought hobbits were smaller than dwarves?
Jackson made hobbits larger
Bu why are two of them larger than gimli, but the 3rd is smaller?
The perspective might be weird but Aragorn and Boromir are also supposed to be taller than Legolas
gimli is clearly taller than them, autist
>what is perspective
This isnt just perspective. The 3rd hobbit is obviously a lot shorter than the other two.
didn't Pippin stab the Witch King in the leg with his dagger, allowing Eyam Nomayn to kill him? And Frodo and Sam used their cloaks at the black gate to disguise themselves as a boulder.
He did. It was not only a woman killing the Witch Kang but also a non-human, team effort.
>except you, Merry, who will use his elven dagger to cripple the fricking Witch King in order to help turn the tide of the biggest battle in the climactic third film that somehow a homosexual OP will not have watched, I guess
>what the frick are we even doing here
they give a passive boost to warmth. how do you use a cloak other than wearing it, which they do constantly?
>everybody gets knifes and capes
>meanwhile gimli gets a lock of hair
lmao
hair is free
you can get it for free
Have you seen dwarf women? Galadariel's hair was like the greatest aphrodisiac a dwarf could ever recieve. It's implied he tied it around his wiener as a wiener ring.
lorelet
tax policy
They do several times thoughbeit
>IT'S EXPLAINED IN THE BOOKS
..the autists explained calmly