My girlfriend says girls do not go to sleepovers to have sexy pillow fights in their underwear. Did movies lie to me?
My girlfriend says girls do not go to sleepovers to have sexy pillow fights in their underwear. Did movies lie to me?
My girlfriend says girls do not go to sleepovers to have sexy pillow fights in their underwear. Did movies lie to me?
they sit on couches drinking wine and discussing the penises they've experienced
*in their underwear
They don't. But women do casually walk around in their underwear at slumber parties.
my sister had sleepovers at home a lot and i don't think they did that either
No, you are lying. You don't have a girlfriend because girlfriends don't say things like that. The sexy underwear pillow fights are real.
Your girlfriend is lying to you because literally every time you leave her alone with her friends they break into huge sweaty Blue is the Warmest Color tier dykefests, just like all women do
woman and alcohol is a cool mixture
What did they mean by this? Why is the chinaman pointing at them as if we can't see what's going on. Anyhow, women making out in secret like this but not knowing for sure the other girl is receptive or not is incredibly hot. Where do i see more videos like this? Porn doesn't do it for me.
Those women are now dead and organs stolen
the chinaman is pointing at "and look where her hand is
Coomer, homie - being a rug munching homosexual is ultra illegal in CHYNA.
That might be why the lil asiatic is pointing at the screen, he could be reviewing the evidence of criminality.
Dumb ape.
or he's just pointing at her hand going around under her shirt.
No, he's pointing out to his buddy that the girl is trying to unhook the other one's bra.
That's not that dyke's first rodeo.
>they're going to throw the book at hot lesbians who most likely also have boyfriends
my guess is no.
It's China, so they are probably in a concentration camp by now.
Chinese people are by and large not very intelligent. Probably one of the few places that could be called "first world" where the people are dumber than your average American. So that's why the chinaman has to point it out, "look, they're kissing". They just need a little help sometimes.
That’s pretty fricking hot.
Chinkshit = fake
That does it, Iam fricking transitioning myself.
Do a flip
Yeah dude women totally find fat bald masculine men in dresses irresistible
This might be sexy if they weren't stick bugs.
gayyyyyyy
My gf has recently started entertaining the idea of getting another chick involved. Should i do it
Absolutely not, once you open that door you can never close it. She will never be content with just you again. Unless you never have any plans to marry her than go ahead and have fun.
Not with your gf, no. Two frick buddies, yes.
only if you all three are very comfortable with each other. Like a good friend of her who also likes you type of thing. In threesomes one is always going to be a third wheel and its actually very demanding to pull off satisfying for all parties involved so nobody gets sidelined
>women lez out every time no one is watching them
There's a ghost hovering directly behind your head. Every time you think you see something out of the corner of your eye, but nothing was there, it was the ghost.
lez out every time no one is watching them
How am I supposed to not feel like a cuck?
Turn into a troony and rape them with your female clitoris.
The females wear chain and metal bikinis and have have pillow gladiator matches at the c**toseum.
those are all men
Hot
Stop projecting troon
then i'm gay
Someone post the troon story.
Thinking about texting my ex for a
Bootycall please god give me strength
No. Do it.
just go jack off. Believe me, it will not fail you.
Not worth it.
The greatest insult to a bad ex is to be happy without them.
do it anon and see if you can convince her to bring over a hot friend for a threesome
Nah
Your girlfriend is lying to you. It's just a pretext for lezzing out.
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Your gf just doesn't get invited to them. Probably because she's trans.
My girlfriend has had friends over for sleepovers, and they all stay on the sofas downstairs. On the rare occasions I go down to get a drink or some food, they're usually watching Ghibli films, wearing facemasks, and in oversized pyjamas, talking about their favourite foods they've had abroad or what their star signs mean. They're so fricking boring.
is your girlfriend 12 years old?
blue bulge. suspicious
No, your girlfriend lied to you.
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obligatory pondering of the aroma
Obviously they aren't going to admit to it, but me and my girlfriends always do it whenever we have a get together. But if you ask us irl we will deny.
whoa fridge bodied whiteoids with bolt ons.... sooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!
Why are women so gay?
how would a woman react to being called a homosexual?
Girls don't do anything sexy without an audience. They might not have before onlyfans, but nowadays they definitely do.
No. They do it all the time. You're just not allowed unless you're the one to be fawned over or humiliated.
nip
god I'm horny
bullshit, women do it all the time. OP's gf "only has guy friends"
/r/ing that story from reddit about a girl inviting a troony to her sleepover
That AI struggled like a muhfricka
Your sampling steps is too high (or too low) causing that edge emboss effect.
I would be more concerned about the missing buttcrack
I prefer the nipples to be pierced