>My girls, sir, they didn't care for me. One of them actually stole a pack of nuggets and threw them at me. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her."
>My girls, sir, they didn't care for me.
I'd murder my entire family for that ass too
Why is this b***h posing in the least sexy bikini ever made? Brown with a knitted heart? Couldn’t she atleast wear a thong or something? This looks like she bought it at a truck stop
She is posing as her favorite MLP character.
>This looks like she bought it at a truck stop
They're white trash in Colorado, she probably did.
>anal bawd mistress
>shit brown bikini
Use your imagination
Looks like she bought at the young teens section. That's no bikini for a grown woman.
>exhibit A, your honor.
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Was she AO (anal only)?
they actually never had anal, she was just preparing and googling it before he decided to murder his family which is wear the meme came from.
Is anal sex that good?
Nah it's a meme. But his wife was a narcissistic shithead so anything that makes you happy works i guess.
Why didn’t he just rape this wife’s ass if wanted anal?
The fact her friends were worried and reported her missing for not posting on facebook for like 15 minutes says all you need to know about her.
You can't rape your wife. She's already your property.
That's like saying you steal your car every time you drive to work.
You pay taxes on your car because you know who owns it? The government. They own you, too.
That's only true if you're in the armed forces. Then you're government property, otherwise you just pay taxes for your property.
I found out someone I know tangentially has to wear a shit bag at 34 after perforating her bowel. About a 99% chance she was taking a dick or shoving something in her butthole. Just don't.
>case dismissed
Volcanoes near me
why didn't he just uhh.. keep fricking his mistress and live happily ever after?
bankruptcy
His situation with Shanann and the girls was unsustainable and Shanann could tell that he had fallen out of love with her, which resulted in the fight where he killed her
Honestly, if you let an argument with someone get you so riled up that you kill them, especially if it’s in a way where you frick your own life up like this moron did, then they’ve won. How can you say you don’t still love a woman when a few choice insults from her are enough to bring you to the point of throttling her? Pathetic.
>a few choice insults
To be fair, allegedly what triggered him into strangling her was a threat or ultimatum that they would split up and that he would never see the kids again.
Of course he was wrong to murder everyone as a result of that, but you can see how it would be infuriating
I don't get why he didn't try and go on the run? He half assed creating and alibi then just stood there in plain sight as he got caught. Just fricking live like a rodent, get on a passing train live like a hobo for years.
He was cucked all his life, I guess he just gave up and knew he was fricked either way
>I don't get why the guy who thought throwing his family's corpses into a nearby volcano was an effective means of disposing of their bodies was such a moron?
He searched for the distance from the Earth to the moon before that lmao
Everything's hilarious until he starts googling shit like volcanos and distance from the moon
Would you like to hear another joke Shannan
>my father was... a drinker. and a fiend
How the hell do they know Shananananana said that?
>”so yeah, my wife and kids disappeared, safe to say I can finally watch sports and have my friends over haha. Please god why did I deserve this ha ha ha. No, but seriously, I hope they’re safe”
>get attacked 24/7 by assault nuggets
>supposed to just take it
wtf I thought self defense still held in court
I challenge you to find any examples of court cases where self defense was claimed against an attacker who was under maybe ~12 years old.
Let alone 3 or 4 years old
Don't united statians routinely kill unborn babies with no excuse whatsoever? He simply did a post partum abortion.
Kyle Rittenhouse gets to self defend against e convicted pedo felons and I get thrown in jail for self defense against high velocity impact nuggets?
YES THAT WIFE AND THESE KIDS DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
I read that in Chappelle's voice
It's Denzel you idiot
would watts be even more based if he just admitted that
>admitted that
At least with the kids, he doesn't believe they deserved to die. He killed them because one of them walked in on him with Shanann's body and he panicked
anyone else thinks how disrespectful it is to throw food at someone? The wife set him up to be a clown
I come into these threads and ask for proof of any of the claims made about the murdered mom and it’s always entertaining as shit. No proof is ever produced and the seethe is real lol.
>The kids?
you have your own board /misc/tards go be edgy buttholes there.
I sincerely believe if he had a son, he would not have done it.
He was probably thinking how Shannan was raising the girls; how they were going to grow up to be human garbage and there was nothing he could do about it.
Why didn’t he take a trip with his wife to the Amazon or the Pacific Northwest and have her disappear?
He was ass druk cut him some slack
somewhere in the Pacific ring of fire perhaps
>nobody ever mentions how Sh'ananana gave the girls buzzcuts to make them seem more sickly, made up fake allergies that they had, and used a medical device (intended for infants) on them daily to make them fart
I'm just here for the "yes" meme
>i just hope that wherever they are that they're safe because that means they will
come home, but if someone has them then that's what makes me nervous, so if someone has them, just let them come home, but i just hope they're out there somewhere safe, it was so peaceful and quiet last night and i just need them at home, so if you're out there, just come home and if someone has them, let them go.
>That nugget to his left cheek
Is this Wanted?
I will never forget the first time this was posted kek
Was getting anal part of your plan?
You're a big guy.
There's a jail phone call with his mom where they talk about the ghost of CC doing something and it's really fricking odd considering it's open knowledge that he killed her at that point.