>My high school crush dumped me for another boy in 1976
>Better spend the rest of my life fricking with her son
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>My high school crush dumped me for another boy in 1976. >Better spend the rest of my life fricking with her son
But he was actually le looking out for him the whole time
Actually he was making Harry stronger, to face Voldy.
He was trying to look out for the boy and was trying to be an actual teacher/ role model. However, since every other adult in the series was either abusive or enabling towards Harry, Snape's attempt to stop Harry for being a spoiled little shit failed.
I think that's true, but there was also some irrational hatred there that made being a disciplinarian easier. He mentioned how much Harry reminded him of James and he fricking hated James.
He was abusive towards Harry from day one though. He singles him out in the very first class knowing full well the Dursleys has been abusing Harry for a decade and told Harry nothing about magic or the wizarding world. Harry was the furthest from being a spoiled little shit, that would be Malfoy.
>knows Potter's been having his dick sucked by every person he's seen ever since Dumbledore sent Hagrid
>knows other students also startstruck by him and know nothing else of him
>takes the time to show the students he's simply a kid like them and also checking Harry's ego, wondering if he's let it gone to his head like his superstar father
>also wants to see Harry's reaction and see if he's humble or arrogant like Draco
>while also showing not everyone Harry meets will be blinded by something he did as a baby on accident
>also the prophecy but let's be honest that was made up later
I get it.
>I did not read the books
>I looked at my phone during the movies
have a nice day
why didn't he just use Imperio to frick her, then when she goes back to normal she gives a baby 9 months later, he's happy knowing she'll love his son while she's happy thinking James gave her a baby
I think she would notice when her son comes out looking like a gangly incel
give the baby polyjuice potion to look like James, visit the baby every month under pretense to give it some. Then when Voldemort comes pretend like he got scarred from the attack
done
Every month? That shit wears off in a few hours
And wouldn't it turn the baby into adult James anyway
obliviate their memories and change it so Lily cheated on Jamed with Snape and only they know and they forgave him and the end
Snape isn't still simping over Lily, he has to help protect Harry because it's Snape's fault Lily and James are dead.
Actually it’s Tom Riddle’s fault. But Snape is obsessed with the Potters and especially Harry if you catch my drift
Snape is the only reason Voldemort was aware Harry exists.
Are you implying that Snape wants to flipendo Harry’s Nicholas Flemel?
Snape was truly one of us
a lonely simp
Snape is actually strangely fricking hot and I'm not even gay
homie he's ugly
yeah harry potter is shit
but dont tell millennials that otherwise they will get heckin' pissed
wow doesn't it compare to Fortnite TikTok or whatever you zoomer homosexuals watch
>smart
>made his own spells
>a god with potions
>became a teacher at the best school in the country
>not that bad looking
Guy had everything going for him, could literally have anyone he wanted, but chose to cry over a Stacy who was nice to him during high-school. What a fricking loser
>Guy had everything going for him, could literally have anyone he wanted, but chose to cry over a Stacy who was nice to him during high-school. What a fricking loser
Sounds like your average Cinemaphilener.
many such cases
Yes.
I like how they didn't even try to explain why Snape looks 25 years older than he should thanks to the actor.
Never heard of Britbong genes? Who has the better version of this kind of picture with the others
>Bri'ish "women"
Every adult actor in Harry Potter is decades older than the character, same in game of thrones.
They aged them in the movies. Lilly and James were in their 30’s when they had Harry
if you don't bully your ex's children you're basically a cuck. in fact, the only safe move is to rape her children.
>ex
they were never together
My favorite villain archetype is the forlorn cuck. It never ceases to be funny.
>forlorn cuck
he's not even a cuckold, he's less than that
he's her "old pal"
Im literally harry potter besides im not called harry and my surnames not potter and im not a wizard I dont have a flying broomstick to ride I never went to hogwarts to learn wizardry and I dont have books written about me but its practically me
biggest cuckold in media history
I'm writting a fanfic where Lily is the School's bicycle and absolutely everyone has their way with her, one way or another, except Snape
What would you like to see anons?
Wormtail shifting into a rat, entering Lily's butthole and growing back to normal
Brilliant. Will be added.
Dumbledore calling Lily into his office for a "discussion" and then leaving memories in the pensive for Snape to find.