Even in the altered stupid script he still was the goat and died with honor, without fear. His soldiers follow him in their last battle/death was a great scene.
because he also fricked her in that story, would mean that he's rapist and GoT tv series tried it's best to remove all bad sides of Tyrion and also - someone needs to take the blame for Shae's death.
oh and D&D really liked Tywin's actor so they extended his appearances and added extra scenes to him, maybe they also wanted to portray Tywin - Tyrion relationship as tough love, like Tywin is stern guy but deep down he's not so bad
>burn your daughter alive >to get encircled by 10 million knights... commanded by ramsay coldsteel
stannisgays were in TATTERS
to these day they dont understand that his wife had cheated on him, shireen wasnt his, that's why the blood magic failed, no royal blood, and his wife killed herself
How can Shireen not be his when she has black Baratheon hair you fricking moron? There was no other Baratheons on Dragon Stone and no opportunity for him to get cucked
>i guess only baratheons have hair that dark
Yeah. That’s why they are known for their black fricking hair. And why are you posting the actors on the show? The Lannister’s hair literally turns dark brown by the end of it. Fricking idiot.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>a fricking bookgay struggling incapable of basic understanding of the show
topkek. you have disproven nothing. show shireen doesnt have baratheon black hair she isnt stannis' daughter
9 months ago
Anonymous
Does the Lannister hair turning brown prove they aren’t Lannisters and that they are secret bastards who dyed their hair?
9 months ago
Anonymous
so do you have any evidence from the show that shireen is de facto his offspring or not
9 months ago
Anonymous
>de facto
lol you're just cramming in syllables to sound smart
9 months ago
Anonymous
so it's de facto like i said
stannis is the lord of C U C K S
Even the winning side doesn't consider that a battle. Something like "That was hardly a battle my lady...your men fought bravely but we outnumbered you 10 to 1".
>sick
source needed.
also, >moving goalposts
stannis win at land, at sea and in the fricking air.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>“The last time we went into battle without Lady Melisandre was the Blackwater, when Lord Renly’s shade came down upon us and drove half our host into the bay.” >“The last time?” Asha said. “Was this sorceress at Deepwood Motte? I did not see her.” > “Hardly a battle,” Ser Justin said, smiling. “Your ironmen fought bravely, my lady, but we had many times your numbers, and we took you unawares. Winterfell will know that we are coming. And Roose Bolton has as many men as we do.”
Doesn't count. Enjoy your great victories over the ironBlack person canoes and the skin wearing savages armed with clubs.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't count >because justin massey, who was trying to impress asha, said so
frick off. stannis the mannis is the best commander ever. >and the skin wearing savages armed with clubs >and giants >and mammoths >and had many times his numbers
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hides in his castle from this guy
9 months ago
Anonymous
>not being wary of mace the ace
that's not something a top commander would do.
Stannis got character assassinated by the writers room and died like a moron.
>the writers room
that's just the two israelites. i think they made their pet (cogman?) a writer as well for shits and giggles.
I've been laying the ground work for the inevitable release of Winds and the band wagoning onto the best and most true King Aegon; the prince that was promised.
This. George RR Martin loves blue balling his fans too much to ever finish. I love how he routinely posts on his website that he is off to Mexico to study Macrame for like 6 months. Lol
I think its actually coming now, sooner than anticipated. GRRM is updating his vlog a few times a month now. He said he finished the clutch of Cersei chapters that were giving him trouble, because he wrote himself into a corner by killing off Kevan he left a period of time thats going to be difficult to explain how Cersei manages to seize control of the Lannister forces. Now he's just polishing the Bran chapters and we'll be reading Winds by December 2024.
it's ~~*them*~~ wanting people not to look up to white men and seeing that they can be great leaders.
they want to shove the israelite and israelite'd down your throat.
Stannis is the one true king. Stannis the Mannis.
His character was well-written in the books but unlikeable. His actor made Stannis great in the show, one of the rare things show did better.
George RR Martin said he based Stannis on the Emperor Tiberius. A brooding man, who did not want to be emperor and was forced to marry a woman he did not like, and abandon a wife he loved to do so, but did it out of duty for the roman empire. Was a proven warrior, commander and loved by his troops. Retired to the island of Capri to get away from people and read about Greek mythology. Used to have historians over for dinner and challenge them with super hard questions about the seige of Troy, Homers Odyssey, etc. One historian found out about the questions ahead of time and answeres them all. Tiberius later found out about his cheating ,and had him killed for it. Based as frick and totally Stannis like behaviour.
>One historian found out about the questions ahead of time and answeres them all. Tiberius later found out about his cheating ,and had him killed for it.
Wouldn't be rather the historians have time to do some research and come up with a proper answer? Does he just ask got you questions and flog the poor nerds if they don't know off hand?
I liked him in the books
You could never tell if he was being used by Melisandre and under her spell or he was using her. He values loyalty and hates homosexualry. He deserves the Iron Throne and that fat lazy piece of shit Martin better bring him back soon
>We’re good.
-ACK the gay lover fricked stannis's army >When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Since when did you start your anti-Stannis shilling? You even follow the script. Never engage. No good faith. Everything is turned around into a non-personal attack. Very transparent.
Stannis Baratheon is the true king of Westeros.
Her scream was the funniest thing next to restarting viewing the franchise from last episode to first.
When they open that gate and you realize you're in for 7 seasons of build up again. HAHHAAHAHA
been playing some bannerlord Realm of Thrones mod as a westerland lord, I executed every riverland lord until they got wiped out, I have harroway and fairmarket and a castle in the riverlands, the North captured the Twins and gave it to the Boltons, the Ironborn got almost wiped out by the North while we were fighting the riverlands and Stannis seems fricking unstoppable with all his shit
every riverlands castle not managed by me also rose up in rebellion, including rivverun, it really highlights how fricking pain in the balls it is to conquer people
also I am using cheats like unlimited funds and teleporting around the map to break sieges and replenish my troops, I kill hundreds of soldiers using 2 handed Ice and installed the cleaving mod so that I can kill multiple people in one swing
really Stannis fricked up by rushing to snipe Kings Landing, he should have just laid siege to it and seek alliances like with the North, playing as Lannisters you are surrounded by fricking enemies, even the Vale and Reach occasionally declare war
the first books simplified stannis by saying nobody liked him, as if in that world people wouldn't seek to ally with stannis for their own self interest, instead of any diplomacy you just get one failed assault, dumb and gay
I think the winds of winder preview chapter with stannis and theon is one of the best GURRM wrote, at least stannis is finally dealing with shit like intrigue and reacting to treason and seeking allies, if he parleyed with the North he would have been unstoppable
Honestly looking back the only storyline in Game Of Thrones worth anything was the Lannister storyline, especially in seasons 1-4.
Stannis was an interesting character if they kept him as he was in the books
Even in the altered stupid script he still was the goat and died with honor, without fear. His soldiers follow him in their last battle/death was a great scene.
Yeah very rushed for the globohomosexual Brienne redemption for gays arc. I hated it so much beyond believe.
>You never actually saw him die, now did you?
can this midge even act?
I have never even seen him with a different expression than this
His charisma literally carries the show from season 4 onward, there's nothing else worth watching for by that point.
When you have highly defined physical characteristics you only ever really have to play one character
Why did they remove the Tysha reveal from the show?
because he also fricked her in that story, would mean that he's rapist and GoT tv series tried it's best to remove all bad sides of Tyrion and also - someone needs to take the blame for Shae's death.
oh and D&D really liked Tywin's actor so they extended his appearances and added extra scenes to him, maybe they also wanted to portray Tywin - Tyrion relationship as tough love, like Tywin is stern guy but deep down he's not so bad
What land battles did he win again? Slaughtering unarmored savages doesn't count by the way.
Only lost because his opponents had medieval nukes
he lost because he got fricking cucked
to these day they dont understand that his wife had cheated on him, shireen wasnt his, that's why the blood magic failed, no royal blood, and his wife killed herself
How can Shireen not be his when she has black Baratheon hair you fricking moron? There was no other Baratheons on Dragon Stone and no opportunity for him to get cucked
>when she has black Baratheon hair you fricking moron
huh. i guess only baratheons have hair that dark u fricking stannis copelet
>i guess only baratheons have hair that dark
Yeah. That’s why they are known for their black fricking hair. And why are you posting the actors on the show? The Lannister’s hair literally turns dark brown by the end of it. Fricking idiot.
>a fricking bookgay struggling incapable of basic understanding of the show
topkek. you have disproven nothing. show shireen doesnt have baratheon black hair she isnt stannis' daughter
Does the Lannister hair turning brown prove they aren’t Lannisters and that they are secret bastards who dyed their hair?
so do you have any evidence from the show that shireen is de facto his offspring or not
>de facto
lol you're just cramming in syllables to sound smart
so it's de facto like i said
stannis is the lord of C U C K S
This homie never heard of the greyjoy rebellion.
This homie never heard of boats.
didn't he win against asha when she was at that northern castle?
Even the winning side doesn't consider that a battle. Something like "That was hardly a battle my lady...your men fought bravely but we outnumbered you 10 to 1".
he was shitting on asha.
but just hand wave the answer so you can keep underestimating the mannis.
>defeats a handful of sick, retreating men led by a woman
STANNIS, STANNIS, STANNIS.
>sick
source needed.
also,
>moving goalposts
stannis win at land, at sea and in the fricking air.
>“The last time we went into battle without Lady Melisandre was the Blackwater, when Lord Renly’s shade came down upon us and drove half our host into the bay.”
>“The last time?” Asha said. “Was this sorceress at Deepwood Motte? I did not see her.”
> “Hardly a battle,” Ser Justin said, smiling. “Your ironmen fought bravely, my lady, but we had many times your numbers, and we took you unawares. Winterfell will know that we are coming. And Roose Bolton has as many men as we do.”
Doesn't count. Enjoy your great victories over the ironBlack person canoes and the skin wearing savages armed with clubs.
>Doesn't count
>because justin massey, who was trying to impress asha, said so
frick off. stannis the mannis is the best commander ever.
>and the skin wearing savages armed with clubs
>and giants
>and mammoths
>and had many times his numbers
>hides in his castle from this guy
>not being wary of mace the ace
that's not something a top commander would do.
>the writers room
that's just the two israelites. i think they made their pet (cogman?) a writer as well for shits and giggles.
>burn your daughter alive
>to get encircled by 10 million knights... commanded by ramsay coldsteel
stannisgays were in TATTERS
I need only 20 good men to destroy Stannis army.
imagine being so unlikable people flock to your homosexual younger brother
>Start with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean, as Robert should have.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Stannis got character assassinated by the writers room and died like a moron.
I’ve only started seeing homosexuals pilpul Stannis support in recent months. I guess they can’t tolerate us enjoying anything.
I've been laying the ground work for the inevitable release of Winds and the band wagoning onto the best and most true King Aegon; the prince that was promised.
Going to become dragon food when it’s revealed he’s a Blackfyre
Blackfyres are the true heirs and so is Rhaenyra
I agree. Still doesn’t change the fact that he’s toast.
>the inevitable release of Winds
its never coming out
This. George RR Martin loves blue balling his fans too much to ever finish. I love how he routinely posts on his website that he is off to Mexico to study Macrame for like 6 months. Lol
I think its actually coming now, sooner than anticipated. GRRM is updating his vlog a few times a month now. He said he finished the clutch of Cersei chapters that were giving him trouble, because he wrote himself into a corner by killing off Kevan he left a period of time thats going to be difficult to explain how Cersei manages to seize control of the Lannister forces. Now he's just polishing the Bran chapters and we'll be reading Winds by December 2024.
fAegon the Red Herring
it's ~~*them*~~ wanting people not to look up to white men and seeing that they can be great leaders.
they want to shove the israelite and israelite'd down your throat.
Stannis is the one true king. Stannis the Mannis.
His character was well-written in the books but unlikeable. His actor made Stannis great in the show, one of the rare things show did better.
George RR Martin said he based Stannis on the Emperor Tiberius. A brooding man, who did not want to be emperor and was forced to marry a woman he did not like, and abandon a wife he loved to do so, but did it out of duty for the roman empire. Was a proven warrior, commander and loved by his troops. Retired to the island of Capri to get away from people and read about Greek mythology. Used to have historians over for dinner and challenge them with super hard questions about the seige of Troy, Homers Odyssey, etc. One historian found out about the questions ahead of time and answeres them all. Tiberius later found out about his cheating ,and had him killed for it. Based as frick and totally Stannis like behaviour.
>One historian found out about the questions ahead of time and answeres them all. Tiberius later found out about his cheating ,and had him killed for it.
Wouldn't be rather the historians have time to do some research and come up with a proper answer? Does he just ask got you questions and flog the poor nerds if they don't know off hand?
frick nerds
I liked him in the books
You could never tell if he was being used by Melisandre and under her spell or he was using her. He values loyalty and hates homosexualry. He deserves the Iron Throne and that fat lazy piece of shit Martin better bring him back soon
>born amidst salt and smoke? is he a ham?
stannisgays still haven't recovered from this
Renly got sodomized by a shadow blade for his treason.
We’re good.
>We’re good.
-ACK the gay lover fricked stannis's army
>When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Since when did you start your anti-Stannis shilling? You even follow the script. Never engage. No good faith. Everything is turned around into a non-personal attack. Very transparent.
Stannis Baratheon is the true king of Westeros.
lol. i have a safespace for you gay
Yeah, just like that.
>Stannis Baratheon is the true king of Westeros.
Literally a rebel and traitor to the crown.
frick Targs, Baratheon to the win
stannis bareddit's only W in the entire show was an ambush on like 20 wildlings
>show
we're past that
>AAAAARRGHHH!!!!
The one and only, Cyrus.
>king of cucks
ofc Cinemaphile would worship a literal C U C K O L D
Based. Renly had no claim to the throne, Joff was an incest baby, and Targs are all moronic c**ts. Stannis was the one true king.
There is but one right to the throne, the right of conquest
the grey queen.
Anons, should Stannis fail in his quest for the throne, your duty is to seat Shireen Baratheon upon my wiener.
Frick forgot pic. God damnit.
NICE TUMMY SHIREEN! THUMBS UP EMOJI THUMBS UP EMOJI THUMBS UP EMOJI
Puberty was very kind to Kerry Ingram
Yep.
uhh.. bros??
Her scream was the funniest thing next to restarting viewing the franchise from last episode to first.
When they open that gate and you realize you're in for 7 seasons of build up again. HAHHAAHAHA
Are rebellions legal in Westeros?
Ask Robert
I'm surprised boars are still allowed residence after what happened
been playing some bannerlord Realm of Thrones mod as a westerland lord, I executed every riverland lord until they got wiped out, I have harroway and fairmarket and a castle in the riverlands, the North captured the Twins and gave it to the Boltons, the Ironborn got almost wiped out by the North while we were fighting the riverlands and Stannis seems fricking unstoppable with all his shit
every riverlands castle not managed by me also rose up in rebellion, including rivverun, it really highlights how fricking pain in the balls it is to conquer people
also I am using cheats like unlimited funds and teleporting around the map to break sieges and replenish my troops, I kill hundreds of soldiers using 2 handed Ice and installed the cleaving mod so that I can kill multiple people in one swing
really Stannis fricked up by rushing to snipe Kings Landing, he should have just laid siege to it and seek alliances like with the North, playing as Lannisters you are surrounded by fricking enemies, even the Vale and Reach occasionally declare war
the first books simplified stannis by saying nobody liked him, as if in that world people wouldn't seek to ally with stannis for their own self interest, instead of any diplomacy you just get one failed assault, dumb and gay
I think the winds of winder preview chapter with stannis and theon is one of the best GURRM wrote, at least stannis is finally dealing with shit like intrigue and reacting to treason and seeking allies, if he parleyed with the North he would have been unstoppable
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
I dropped the show partway through season 5