My legacy? I killed two Irish women in a drunk driving incident in 1987

My legacy? I killed two Irish women in a drunk driving incident in 1987

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone hate Matthew Broderick? I hate Matthew Broderick, but if you asked me why I couldn't tell you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He insists upon himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a weedy little homosexual that presents himself (and has been adopted by) American boomer frat boys. How out of touch are you with your justified revulsion?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor's man Michael J Fox

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      something to do with the murders probably

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only micks hate him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. Some of his films are my all-time favorites. Ferris Bueller is an 80s nostalgic great, Wargames a classic blend of comedy and technological prophecy, and Ladyhawke is pure unfiltered kino. Fricking Cable Guy.

      It's just Cinemaphile being obsessed to the point of giddiness because of an unfortunate tragedy in his past. None of them give a damn about the actual circumstances or people involved, it just sets gossip-addicts to tittering on their edges of their seats to bring it up. Same with Fran Drescher and her sexual assault. You can't have a single thread about her or her work without someone being fixated on it. They just can't let it rest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright then wise guy, give us the actual circumstances of that tragedy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just angry about Godzilla

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like his work.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Election (1999) was pretty funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone
      Only bunkerchan trannies hate him.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair from his perspective they were on the wrong side of the road

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Irish
    and
    >Women
    Case dismissed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He did nothing wrong and drunk driving was considered okay in the 80's.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did a bad job in the inspector gadget movie and kid me never forgave him

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Matthew "drive in the wrong lane, Micks feel the pain" Broderick
    >Matthew "Munster massacre" Broderick
    >Matthew "If you're from Eire, you'll feel my tire" Broderick
    >Matthew "Cromwell was swell" Broderick
    >Matthew "Fenian fatality" Broderick
    >Matthew "Belfast butcher" Broderick
    >Matthew "Connaught carnage" Broderick
    >Matthew "worship the Pope, you get the rope" Broderick
    >Matthew "Dublin disaster" Broderick
    >Matthew "Fermanagh flattener" Broderick
    >Matthew "Galway gore" Broderick
    >Matthew "famine is fantastic" Broderick
    >Matthew "Kilkenny killer" Broderick
    >Matthew "lethal in Limerick" Broderick
    >Matthew "Omagh was the bomb" Broderick
    >Matthew "Roscommon roadrage" Broderick
    >Matthew "Celts feel my belt" Broderick
    >Matthew "Sligo slaughterhouse" Broderick
    >Matthew "Tipperary traffic accident" Broderick
    >Matthew "in the Emerald Isle, the bodies will pile" Broderick
    >Matthew "Potato Masher" Broderick
    >Matthew "I'll Flatten A Mick, Driving Auto Or Stick" Broderick
    >Matthew "Speed Bump? Nah, Just Some Chump" Broderick
    >Matthew "You'll Go Far, When I Hit You With My Car" Broderick
    >Matthew "When I'm Driving In Ireland, The Roads Are A Dire Land" Broderick
    >Matthew "Highway To Dublin, My Diesel's A Bubblin'" Broderick
    >Matthew "Asleep at the Wheel? It's no Big Deal" Broderick
    >Matthew "Hit Pedestrians Real Fast, When Drivin' In Belfast" Broderick
    >Matthew "Drive On The Right If You Value Your Life" Broderick
    >Matthew "Behind The Wheel, Your Life's A Steal" Broderick
    >Matthew "Kill You With My Car, Driving Home To Kilcar" Broderick
    >Matthew "Paddy's Lamentation" Broderick
    >Matthew "Bloody Sunday" Broderick
    >Matthew "I see a mick, I grip the stick" Broderick
    >Matthew “hold still, you’re roadkill” Broderick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >come out you Mick and nans

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Irishman here.

        I chuckled.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      namaste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you're from Eire, you'll feel my tire
      kek

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Killing Irish
    Might as well get mad somebody killed a fly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mick fly, you Irish BUG

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got boogie4988 teeth

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >irish
    >woman
    >killed
    thats kinda based ngl

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to rework the lyrics to "Country Roads" to make a song about this because I think it'll be funny but it's kinda pain in the ass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irish broads
      Pray to your gods
      When I'm driving
      Cleansing the roads

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The victims' brother and son, Martin Doherty, later forgave Broderick amid plans to meet him in 2003.
    >In February 2012, when Broderick was featured in a multi-million-dollar Honda commercial that aired during the Super Bowl, Doherty said the meeting had still not taken place and that Broderick "wasn't the greatest choice of drivers, knowing his past".
    kek, Irish are such cucks

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there isany justice in the world he will be abducted and tortured to death over years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?
      Why are you so obsessed? Do you think that's healthy?
      The traffic accident happened 36 years ago- before you were even born!

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My legacy? Marrying that horse faced lady from sex in the city!

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Murderer.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its how he didnt even acknowledge or apologize
    that takes a real heartless scumbag to have zero remorse
    it would destroy me, id never sleep again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He even made a commercial mocking the families

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