>my men haven't had sex in 28 days

>my men haven't had sex in 28 days

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn I'd start to lose it after like 2 weeks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay, virgin

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no sex for 28 days
    was that the most unrealistic part of the plot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, realistically soldiers bugger each other all the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that they would resort to raping a child before gay sex

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they just capture a zombie and rape it? I've seen pornos like that. Don't think they'd mind since they're totally fricked up in the head anyways??

    >She's telling me she's futureless. And eventually she'll tell me how many blowjobs the infected can give before they go crazy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rage Virus was spread through any bodily fluid so fricking one of the zombies would instantly infect you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just use a condom

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY MEN HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 28 DAYS
    >WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JIM, WE DON'T WANT THE dicky AND NEGRESS JIM, NOW BEND OVER AND HAND US YOUR BOIPUSSY JIM.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprising if they're all pakis.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's not because they didn't have sex for 28 days, but because they know everyone's dying and need to find some women to frick or miss out.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But doctor you dont have any men

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Major should've offered himself as a fricktoy, or ordered the men to frick eachother.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could try taking refuge on one of royal navy ships
    >instead try to fortify in a manor
    what were they thinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they were far away from a ship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They seemed to be doing pretty well for themselves before Jim showed up, and they were stationed in Manchester. Seems like a bad idea to up and leave your well fortified mansion for the mere chance you might find a ship. And the navy might rape them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jim & Co has zero trouble driving across the country. It seems to be extremely safe to travel. Commandeer some military trucks and drive for a coastal village and take it over. Not only is it safer than living right fricking next to Manchester (what will they do when they run out of landmines?) they also have an infinite source of food.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but the radio system they set up to call in pussy couldn't be moved.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taking over a coastal village on the off chance a navy ship just happens to be there (and again, they'd also have the navy to contend with, I doubt they just disappeared) seems like a lot more work than holing up in a well fortified mansion where they had what seemed like unlimited ammo. They have an infinite source of food by just raiding nearby stores and the like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were thinking it was gonna work perfectly as long as a couple of selfish women dont ruin everything and just bend over a few times while the men do all the fighting and keep everyone safe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just leave the countryside for a city containing millions of infected to see if theres a boat free

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was more about giving hope after the collapse of civilisation.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I promised them women Jim

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starved of sex
    >black woman and a child show up
    god is testing them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you even have sex? cause based off of what 28 weeks later teaches us there is an off chance someone is a carrier so any bodily fluid you turn within seconds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably weren't aware of the possibility of carriers, they were just random grunts. It seemed like a very rare mutation anyway.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with normies?
    >go one month without sex
    >resort to becoming gay, rape, and kidnapping, anything to just not use your fricking hand

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone ITT bots? I literally can't go a week without having sex.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had sex since I left uni in 2013.
      Don't really care either.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Onky homosexuals dont get married

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my tiny white wienerlet has never felt a woman's carress

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just broke up with my girlfriend and we had a dead bedroom for the past two years. The only reason I kept her around is because I saved money by having her live with me.

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