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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAN WE AGREE EXTINCTION WAS THE BEST OF SERIES?

    PROS
    > Desert setting is great & gritty.
    > Scenes with the cast exploring & foraging for food in dark abandoned buildings gives us some of the most suspense/mood of the series.
    > Best cinematography & use of light/shadows of the series.
    > Milla's acting is fairly better than in the first 2 films.
    > Her battles with the dual machetes is badass without being too over the top.
    > Action in general is better shot than in Apocalypse.
    > Alice's outfit is the best of the series. Very sexy but the big jacket hides how small and frail her arms are.
    > Oded Fehr from the Mummy films is solid here.
    > Ali Larter is good as Claire Redfield but underused.
    > Iain Glen as Dr Isaacs is the best villain of the series with a rational approaching altruistic motive here.

    CONS
    > What ends up happening to Isaacs is generic & wasteful.
    > Final battle was not bad but kinda anti-climatic.
    > No Jill.
    > The notable digital airbrushing on Milla's face for close ups.
    > The characters making poor decisions (LJ not revealing his bite, the cast wasting ammo instead of focusing on head shots)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer 1 and 5 but Extinction is really good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As good as 1. Really it's the movie that could have happened without 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So wrong.
      If didn't get your ass out to see Resident Evil: Afterlife in IMAX 3D, you missed something actually special.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure
      2 and 3 are the only good ones

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 is a lot better than 2 as a film

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first Resident evil was the only genuinely good one, it had the horror aspect done perfectly with enough kick ass scenes.
          The scene with the dogs is probably one of the best and I remember getting nightmares as a kid after watching it. The second movie felt rushed and forced into being a block buster with the rampant action scenes yet little pacing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 is great. 4 is less great but still very AESTHETIC. 6 is a weird love it or hate it entry.

        Nothing else matters. Resident Evil without Paul W.S. Anderson just doesn't work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain why you don't like 4-6.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember RE fans got extremely butthurt about Alice's superpowers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The odd part is that 4 removed her powers and people STILL complained. Also the modern RE game are full of characters with powers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NIPPLE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >ends with many millas
      I wish I had a Milla clone factory

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remeber being 10 and playing san andreas with some zombie mod and putting sandstorms to roleplaying this movie. i miss being a child

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just loved how rock hard her nipples were all the time

      i remember coming home from the movies 20 years ago and fapping furiously to her trailer scenes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was best because it's prime Milla and she wears the least. You can see her getting walled as the series goes on. If I'm remembering right extinction has the most cleavage shots to try to make up for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really cleavage in Extinction but pokies thru t-shirt.

        Extinction did do one weird thing which was extremely overly CGI polish her face and it's glaringly noticeable at times. Maybe she got sun burned bad filming in the desert because she didn't have it in later films.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Extinction did do one weird thing which was extremely overly CGI polish her face and it's glaringly noticeable at times. Maybe she got sun burned bad filming in the desert
          That's exactly what happened.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Milla Jovovich is the anti-wall
        She's been in Hollywood for so long that we watched her evolve in real time from an extremely attractive 13 year old to an extremely attractive 50 year old

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd have sex with her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.
      I would prefer if they stayed with the storyline from the games,instead of making another generic zombie apocalypse. I wanted to see Leon in Spain and Chris and Sheva in Africa,and later locations and characters from 6,7and 8. I hoped that Welcome to Racoon City could return us to right track, but it was much worse than even the worst of Milla's movies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remain unconvinced that would translate into good movies. Because the CG movies are basically unwatchable unless you're a fan of the games. They're not like the games. They're exactly like the games. As one writer put it, "They're like a terrible 2 hour cutscene you can't skip."

        Of course never say never. But it's such a tall order. An enjoyable film version of Resident Evil 4 would probably necessitate making radical alterations to the premise, plot, density of action scenes, etc.

        I personally think that if you were to reboot Resident Evil, you exploit the fact that Alice is a mass produced product. She can be anyone. She can live any life. Why do you need characters like Leon? To appeal to game fans? Is that the only reason, or is there something more?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that the one with containers full of zombies falling from the sky out of nowhere?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Umbrella load a shipping container with zombies injected with their experimental serum that makes them more intelligent, and then dump the container in the Vegas Strip.

        Also, you can easily put about 40 zombies in a container like that, so it's not actually unrealistic how they flood out. Just saying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Her battles with the dual machetes is badass without being too over the top.
      >Her battles with the dual machetes
      >dual machetes
      >machetes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The up skirt shots are the only good part of the movie and her character in general.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          M E A T Y

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based moviejill appreciator

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how did you know that black woman was a zombie?
        >zombies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna kiss those shoulders and collarbones and her neck, she is just very kissable

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an unofficial remake of Day of the Dead, and I like it a lot more. It has a languid, drifting pace which makes it a bit polarising.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The voice cloning scene where Isaacs builds a text to speech voice profile using his conversation with Wesker seems kinda visionary today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bump

      >zoomers who have no clue that this tech has existed for decades and been conceptualised in sci-fi since the 20's
      please commit suicide tonight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who have no clue that this tech has existed for decades and been conceptualised in sci-fi since the 20's
        The portrayal in Extinction is a lot more practical than most fanciful sci-fi versions. It's not a magical voice changer. He needs a significant sample of Wesker's voice, and he needs to train a model of some kind on it, an then he has a text to speech system which is close enough to Wesker but it still sounds a little stilted.

        A lot of other movies would make the mistake of just having a major voice changer where Isaacs says the lines and then the computer repeats them.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw the first 2 movies. which ones are worth watching after that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them. Yes, even 6.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      none. Maybe 5 but Jill looks like shit in the purple suit

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil is one man's vision under the weight of so much studio meddling.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh My Mary Sue

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no name actress who can't act
    >lucks into resident slop number one
    >lays on her back to take creampies from the director and secures eighteen more resident slop flicks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bump

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bump

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bump

            Bump

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >'I represent for the ladies'
        >her role was a lying manipulator, betrayer, and a prostitute

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women are literally NPCs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This makes no sense. She's the main character. Who else was gonna lead the RE franchise? Rain was dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the Lost Lands is my most anticipated film of 2024. Release the trailer already...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking A.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched Event Horizon and Death Race recently, and while I obviously love the Resident Evil movies, I dream of Paul getting a bit of a grip and making something with a bit more punch, a bit less fixated on genre metacommentary. I hold out hope that In the Lost Lands won't just be a movie fans of his enjoy but a really good movie that speaks for itself and wows people regardless. He can do it. He's just got to step back and get control of himself.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we played a game of basketball many moons ago.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you work for me now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly prefer Extinction Jason O'Mara Wesker. He's less of a cartoon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bow down.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh my frick this looks like hot SHIT. i dont remember it looking like this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Behold the glory.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              im losing my fricking mind

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there was a new re movie
                Huh, man I stay out of the loop. Is it at least *fun*? I'll check it out if it is.

                Turning yourself into bad-cgi should be a super power. He looks fricking hilarious and genuinely intimidating at the same time. Like the bad guy from who framed roger rabbit.

                FRICKING LMAO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They obviously didn't have the actor on set, but needed to change the scene. Originally Alice discovered he was alive here. In the theatrical cut it happens on the first 30 minutes. The studio pushed for a bunch of moronic changes (the bizarre Ada hole in the floor scene was them, too) and they refused to release the already finished director's cut.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is literally me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shot that lasts like 2 seconds. A lot of the Wesker stuff was reshoots because Screen Gems wanted the plot dumbed down. These movies werw always budget-starved, and as was mentioned earlier the studio refused to release the director's cut.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that the pope?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Afterlife and Retribution are awesome movies. There's nothing wrong with abandoning horror for action. And they have more artistry in a single scene than many modern blockbusters have in their entire runtime.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We want the director's cut of retribution

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love a completely recut version of The Final Chapter, but that'd be too expensive VFX wise. A Retribution director's cut would be awesome, and the Letterboxd crowd would love it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer an extended cut of Apocalypse myself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The German Blu Ray has a longer version because Screen Gems didn't release Apocalypse in Germany.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That already exists

          So is the extended cut the same as the German cut?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. It basically restores about half the deleted scenes, and flows a bit better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That already exists

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    resident evil 3 and onwards should each be like 4 hours long
    (1 and 2 are perfect as is)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why Screen Gems pushed for the runtimes to be so short. It left no room to flesh out supporting characters or let the films breathe.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a reboot
    >claim it's more faithful to the games
    >change the story completely
    >race swap Jill Valentine
    >change Wesker's motivations and character
    >change the backstory of Lisa Trevor
    >change the way zombies work
    >plaster some aesthetics from the games
    >call it a day
    It's honestly the lying that bothers me the most, because at least the Milla Resident Evil movies didn't pretend to be faithful to the games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually the WTRC zombies work the way they do in the games. T virus contimination in the water causes gradual deterioration.

      Them being undead is a film thing. They're mutants in the games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In games, at least first 3, they are dead, there is even a part in 3 where you pass through the graveyard and they crawl out of the graves. It's everything that is not human infected that are mutants.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't dead tho, in fact they can't die at all, you have to complete destroy their brain or they further mutates into other creatures like the Lickers otherwise. The zombies emerging from the graves must have been buried recently, as they thought they were dead, or probably just a oversight.
          I always thought just a bullet to the head to be bullshit, maybe a really really good shot in the right place to sever communication and blood flow long enough. That's what I think the REmake 2 did right, you have to either magdump them, carefully aim to critic shots or just behead them entirely (though everyone seemed to dislike this as they're are used to Le One Hit Kill)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Alice movies work in a what-if kinda way
      >what if this oc character existed in the RE universe that somehow made things better in the short term but in the long term things become much much worse
      Whereas the reboot was just a race swapped cashgrab from the start with none involved aiming for anything higher

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never make youre waifu real by marrying the woman playing her and then shitting out a bunch of movies simply for her to be in them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anderson kept working on the movies because he knew that if he didn't the franchise would implode like Mortal Kombat did. Like AvP did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what? I take back all the shit I've ever talked about these movies. They were made for literally me by literally me and I was too cynical to enjoy them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've been watching the RE movies for 20 years and they've never failed to entertain me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should with Michael Fassbender, he seems like having some mission acting in videogame adaptations .. but those failed

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the webm of jill from apocalypse smoking?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he just back up? Would have saved his life if he had bothered to move back 3 feet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if lasers killed half the cast early in the first 15 mins of the movie
      RESIDENT EVIL!

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The post-Anderson stuff still looks okay, but it has no soul.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's curious how people nitpick small shots, usually ones forced in by the studio, because they don't wanna admit how visually stunning these chronically underbudgeted films were.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who ever said the RE movies didnt have good moments? i think every movie has at least one with the most iconic being the hive lasers

      im losing my fricking mind

      everything about this looks off in a way i cant even describe. i cant tell if hes too small or what

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they didn't have a shot of him sitting, so used a shot of him standing and pasted it in. Possibly due to the ugly studio politics the director's commentary avoids talking about it. Milla does chime in "How much was cut from this?" At one point, though. The answer is "a lot".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > i cant tell if hes too small or what
        he's tiny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's the same size as both the women.
          bro that's a manlet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that stance why tf is he walking like that?
          does his fricking knee caps fold?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who ever said the RE movies didnt have good moments? i think every movie has at least one with the most iconic being the hive lasers
      [...]
      everything about this looks off in a way i cant even describe. i cant tell if hes too small or what

      The One Perfect Shot twitter account once posted images from Monster Hunter and got angry responses.

      Admitting that Paul W.S. Anderson makes good looking, aesthetically interesting movies gets negative responses from nerds. He's persona non grata for his crimes against nerd bullshit nobody cares about.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't find the wesker parody animations
    Bros...

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is our kino queen right, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      About the new hellboy? No. About "showbiz" in general? Yeah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine as a dumb action movie and Milla played a good villain. Really I blame Mignola more than anything for trying to do to much at one time to make it as different from Del Toros HB as possible.
        >movies plot is like 4 or 5 mid to late stage hellboy stories rolled into 1 five layer shit burrito
        >have Harbor play an entirely to brash of a version of hellboy
        >tell fans you're gonna be faithful to the stories then race swap characters and needlessly change shit up and blame the fans when they dont approve.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People haven't warmed up to that Hellboy movie yet. I liked it, but that's not saying much.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final chapter was the shittiest send off any franchise could have, tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Final Chapter's ending makes me cry a little bit. It's flawed but it's not a bad movie or anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The final chapter was the shittiest send off any franchise could have, tho
      Retribution's ending was so hype and The Final Chapter was such a colossal let down that I prefer to just ignore it's existence.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that TFC has really important narrative payoff for certain story threads, including the very obvious fact Alice is a mass produced clone, and not some super special snowflake. However, much like Alien 3, it's a sequel that sits awkwardly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TFC has really important narrative payoff
          That movie retconned every fricking thing the previous movies did. EVERY.SINGLE.MOTHERFRICKING.THING. it should be deleted from existence

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not quite. A number of its plot ideas were actually seeded in previous films. For example, Retribution flat-out says that every character in the first movie is a clone. Alice is THIS close to putting it together that she's a clone, too. But she doesn't get all the way there.

            Also, Retribution introduces the nagging doubt that Afterlife actually happened, because a perfect reproduction of the opening scene of Afterlife exists in the Tokyo testing chamber. It implies that maybe nothing in Apocalypse, Extinction, or Afterlife actually happened.

            There's also a nagging feeling, and I suspect it's stronger in the lost director's cut, that the "real Alice" isn't the one who leaves on the helicopter at the end of Retribution. I also suspect that in The Final Chapter, that Alice isn't the Alice from Retribution. It's just some random clone who is winging it by asking a lot of leading questions. I wish someone would ask Anderson point-blank about that because he's pretty open in interviews about his big brained story ideas.

            But yea, TFC does retcon things. However, the retcons themselves can be recontextualized.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's what a retcon is

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is making movies just so your wife can have an acting career based or cringe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He directed AvP, Death Race, and Pompeii without her. He likes working with her and there's nothing wrong with that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      extremely based. this way you get to spend more time with your wife instead of being split up working on different projects

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came to the realization that most dudes don't even likes girls, they are just attracted to them.
      This hack at least loves his wife

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at pretty much everyone on this site. They hate women and claim they have no thoughts or emotion but they so desperately yearn for them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting paid to dress your wife up in fetish gear and bang her in the trailer in between scenes.
      Totally lame bro!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I half expect we'll eventually discover that Paul doesn't bang her in the trailer. He sits and watches her get banged by her buff, bald co-stars.

        Did you know he wrote scenes of Alice flirting with Luther West in Retribution? Like, open flirtation? And a crew member on In the Lost Lands said that the sexual intensity between Jovovich and Bautista gave him cuck vibes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >successful marriage
      >successful career
      >rich
      >beautiful wife
      >beautiful daughters
      >made the best horror flick of the 90s
      he's based

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely incredible looking movie. #ReleaseTheAndersonCut

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE doesn't need to be horror. In fact the horror aspects of RE are the least interesting aspects. I do find that people who don't like the sequels tend to he horror fans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who like horror are s0yb0ys scared of dark rooms.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why Milla does this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I buy a Milla clone?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask Wesker.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like hatred for Zack Snyder, Michael Bay, Paul W.S. Anderson, and even George Lucas didn't manifest until they took a nerd property in a direction nerds didn't like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      add Rian Johnson to the list

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. He went from well liked director to "hack" because Star Wars fans.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rian Johnson wishes he was half as good as those directors.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Completely agree.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milla is playing a bad guy in a new movie with Sam Worthington. She and Worthington terrorize a black family in a post-apocalyptic future with no breathable air. But she's the less bad of the pair and Worthington shoots her in the head. I read the script.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do RE (milla flicks) fans think of Underworld?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Underworld, and I think the overall quality is a touch higher across the movies, but they grew monotonous, samey. Every RE film did something new and different. Underworld blurs together.

      I like Len Wiseman as a director. I think his director's cut of Total Recall is decent. I like Die Hard 4.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was shocked to find out that Len Wiseman is american and PWSA is british. Feels like it should be the opposite.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shopping is SUPER British, and in another universe PWSA became more of a Guy Ritchie type.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            never heard of that one, will have to check it out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXUALLY ABUSING KOBENI AGAINST HER WILL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same as RE. Only the first two movies are worth your time

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC Anderson went from a well liked but commercially unsuccessful director to hated because he made Resident Evil and despised because he made Alien vs Predator. The fact he wrote/directed five more Resident Evil sequels was him rubbing salt into the wound.

    In hindsight the burning hatred for AvP feels weird, but back in 2004, in nerd circles, saying you liked AvP was like saying you liked Crysis 2 on a 2011 PC gaming forum.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alice remains the coolest female action lead.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not enough erasers

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The TV show should have been Alice, Jade Wesker, and so much sexual tension.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first Resident Evil a lot.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    never thought mila was hot. her weird Aryan manjaw thing is offputting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        judging by your fuentes image you are either a mutt, a homosexual, or a pedophile. possibly all three

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >judging by your fuentes image you are either a mutt, a homosexual, or a pedophile. possibly all three

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked 1, 2, 4 and 5. That's all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liking 4/6 movies in a franchise ain't bad considering that a lot of similar franchises hurtle off a cliff after 2 movies. Or even one movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Extinction so overtly DNRed? They went to all the trouble of making Milla run behind a car to get all dusty, then they scrub a lot of the dust digitally.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil is one of those odd adaptations where the franchise's pop culture penetration and iconic recognizability and its vocal hatedom reached a kind of equilibrium.

    The franchise is not popular enough to silence the haters. But the franchise is too popular to easily reboot it. When they told Milla that they were rebooting the series she quoted this scene. "Well, good luck with that." That is not to say that someone won't eventually make a successful reboot, but this isn't capeshit. This is more akin to RoboCop or Total Recall. It doesn't matter if these films are flawed. You're rebooting something very distinct and recognizable and there's a damn good chance your reboot will come off bland and generic. Also, the sheer volume of Resident Evil movies works against you. If there was just one Resident Evil movie, it would be like, "Oh, that's the failed RE adaptation, we're gonna make the successful one." But you have to compete against SIX movies all of which have their fans. Even 6 has fans.

    Resident Evil is Alice. Alice is Milla Jovovich. Resident Evil is Paul W.S. Anderson in the same way that every Avatar is James Cameron. That is a rather brutal barrier for any new RE reboot or attempted sequel sans Jovovich to overcome. You can't just serve up some generic "faithful adaptation" and expect people to give a shit. Total Recall 2012 is more faithful to the book in a couple of ways, but it's not a better movie. It's an okay movie, but it's pretty much universally seen as unnecessary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conan the Barbarian falls under this thinking as well. Arnold is Conan, and there is no easy solution to this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally and figuratively no way a completely faithful adaption of the games would not be more popular than PWSA slop. You're absolutely insane if you belive otherwise.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >completely faithful adaption of the games
        Never ever going to happen. Every time a "totally faithful to the games trust us" project gets started it always avalanches into massive changes at the end product.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the basis for that thinking, though? Why wants a faithful adaptation, and what does such an adaptation bring to the table?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you also think a "completely faithful" adaptation of Total Recall would be more popular than Verhoeven's version? For all their ups and downs, what the Resident Evil films managed to display was a consistent sense of artistry, creativity, and visual razzle dazzle. The big risk is that you make a soulless product instead of a work of art.

        For example, I don't really like Afterlife overall. I think it's a bit of a sagging, uneven movie. But it has some great scenes, and it's beautifully shot. The soundtrack is INCREDIBLE. Making a "completely faithful" adaptation that can be more artistically interesting and mass-market appealing than this is a tall order.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, because the film would be called We'll Remember it For You Wholesale, and no one would have any idea what the hell that was or care to find out. I also don't think apples are comparable to oranges, for what it's worth.

          Resident Evil is a known property, and even the average normie knows they are a game about zombies in a mansion first and foremost, even if they haven't played them.

          And yeah you can keep quoting completely faithful like that's totally not a thing, but it is possible to be more accurate than loosely based upon. It doesn't undermine my point. Maybe I live on an island, but when I say Resisent Evil, most people I know don't immediately think of Milla Jovovich in a capeshit film. They think of the first game. And they'd rather see a good movie than a turd that's been left put in the sun too long, like the film franchise has.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Audiences tend to be more receptive to TV shows.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milla Jovovich's daughter is her clone wtf

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something I always noticed about Retribution is that the ADR is very obvious. It's weird because the deleted scenes have very natural sound mixing. But the finished movie has a weird sound booth vibe.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Apocalypse with the commentary on.

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  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This how come Americans have such a shit taste in movies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Resident Evil films are primarily popular outside America. Since the internet is so US-dominated that sorta explains the rhetoric around them. Americans have no taste.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first, second and third Resident Evil games have a lot that could be mined for kino but the game fans don't seem to acknowledge they went utterly moronic after that, more so than the movies

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second unit director on Resident Evil: Afterlife was Tony Giglio, who directed Doom: Annihilation. There's a certain floatiness to the fight scenes that isn't present in Retribution, which replaced him with Nick Powell. People should pay more attention to who the second unit director is, because they are directly related to fight scene quality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed Afterlife and Retribution so much and disliked Final Chapter so much, in spite of their similarities, that I always think of my experience with Guy Ritchie where I watched Lock/Stock, Snatch and Revolver and thought "How the hell did he make the same movie three times, yet frick it up the third time"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Final Chapter had its budget cut, its original editor blacklisted, and its main stunt double was horribly injured on day 2 of the shoot, resulting in the film almost being cancelled. Anderson has never spoken a word publicly, but Milla once mentioned she'd never seen Anderson cry, but when he called her to tell her that there had been an accident he was sobbing.

        I don't dislike The Final Chapter. It's not the film we were promised, it's not the film they wanted to make, and it has a swiss cheese script, and the replacement editor is jarring, but it feels interestingly grounded after Afterlife and Retribution. It's like a whiplash right back to Extinction, but without any superpowers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rocknrolla is ritchies best movie and final chapter is the best of anderson resident evils

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Van you post the re5(?) Kino intro with the reverse played scene?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

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  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retribution was the worst one.
    >let's just ape cool scenes from the franchise
    >but in a SIMULATION
    >oh here's fan-favorites introduced into the series such as Barry and Leon! Oh and we brought back some cool characters too!
    >n-n-no they won't be in the sequel because FRICK YOU

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your actual complaint is that 6 failed to follow up on 5's terrific setup, how is that 5's fault

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>let's just ape cool scenes from the franchise
      >>but in a SIMULATION
      I love this idea, and I dislike how the the theatrical cut ruins it a bit by immediately revealing they're simulations. That was meant to be more of a twist.
      >oh here's fan-favorites introduced into the series such as Barry and Leon! Oh and we brought back some cool characters too!
      It's a commentary on how franchises won't allow the dead to stay dead. How they will relentlessly recycle and pervert and consume even criticism. The manifestation of capitalism, Umbrella, builds its evil facility in the heart of a Soviet submarine base. Consuming communism itself, turning it into a capitalist product.
      >n-n-no they won't be in the sequel because FRICK YOU
      That really wasn't the intention. But things got out of hand. It appears that the relationship with the studio worsened because of Retribution making less than Afterlife at the box office, and the studio refusing to release the director's cut on home video. Then production was delayed a year because Milla got pregnant. Their original plans were very different. Anderson actually wanted to do a 7th film but by the time he was shooting The Final Chapter he wanted out pronto.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the first two were good. 3rd has it's moments but the quality nosedived after that.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just reboot the franchise with Mila's daughter. She's a perfect clone of her mother.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever Anderson's greatest mistake was signing up for a David Lowery movie.

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  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the Netflix RE show had been better. It has some neat ideas, some amusing gags, and decent scenes, but the whole structure just doesn't work. It's an object lesson in how trying to copy Paul W.S. Anderson's style (it's almost a shot for shot copy in places) doesn't work if you don't have taste. As Anderson himself once said, "Money can't buy you taste."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was just too racist...towards White people. I saw on YouTube a scene when raceswapped Weaker and his daugters arrives in a City in South Africa,see some White people and say : 'There are too many White people here'. And Said that in South Africa,where White people are killed and genocide s every Day? It was like approval of genocide and I am glad that series tanked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't racist at all. American teen arrives in South Africa, wonders where the black people are. The show has some major dialogue issues, but some people really made a mountain out of an ant-hill.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't racist at all. American teen arrives in South Africa, wonders where the black people are. The show has some major dialogue issues, but some people really made a mountain out of an ant-hill.

        It was racist to blacks americans if anything, cus that black character was the dumbest gorilla Black person ever, I was legit impressed at how much they put effort to make the character despicable as possible, truly scum.
        The chubby asian was cute tho

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  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when game fans seethed because the film version of Leon Kennedy wasn't cool with the idea of his team dying, and Alice fricking off who-knows-where in search of a MASS PRODUCED CLONE CHILD IN A FACILITY FULL OF MASS PRODUCED CLONE CLONES, telling Alice that "You're more important."

    This is why using the game characters was a mistake. Fans of these character want them to be completely one dimensional good guys. Also, the kind of people who simp for Leon have no media literacy or plot comprehension.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first two RE movies are good, but then Anderson just kept getting money to make more slop that had nothing to do with RE but the name.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Anderson was finally able to realize his vision. Sony were cowards who wouldn't let him kill humanity in the first movie because waagh, how can we make sequels? The ending of The Final Chapter is the original ending, pretty much, the first movie was meant to have. The White Queen was meant to be in the first movie, too. She destroys the Red Queen and then goes, "Whoops, that was a mistake. Oh, well, I'm very sorry but you're all going to die in about 3 months."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His vision was nothing but showing Mila off. None of the movies but 1 & 2 actually had to do with RE.

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