MY NAME IS ANGELA, HEY HELLO!

MY NAME IS ANGELA, HEY HELLO!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mom hated this show and couldnt look at it because of the art style lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Angela anaconda scare me too it looked creepy. On thing I remember was that show ants in your pants on treehouse. There was one music video of some fricked up kick in a wheelchair singing about his gay tomato hat. I hope whatever he finally killed him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a hideous series. Canadians make shit cartoons because they do it for cheap. Not because it's good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Canadians are mentally ill, look at all the poo poo throwers downtown toronto

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love the look, very original and refreshing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          canadians made the best cartoons in the world before computers came along.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a leaf and outside of Nelvana shit it does not seem like the case. Could you explain?

            • 1 month ago
              wrestling is dead

              no. have a nice day zoomer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's how I feel about One Piece.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the consensus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek same here. I remember watching teletoon with my parents nearby one late evening and when this show came on they freaked the frick out. Their urgency in turning it off was visceral, their disgust and revulsion was something you'd get from seeing a gay scat eating video. It's like the art style was conceived to be so hideous that it mindbreaks an adult first-time viewer, triggering their fight or flight response.
      However, kids see little wrong with it as kids have vulnerable and impressionable minds. Maybe you had a weird feeling when this first came on, but you ignored it and desensitized yourself to its gruesome essence. And if you did, you let this into your mind as a small child, which doubtlessly and permanently changed your mind. We will NEVER know the true consequences of this cartoon existing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with canadians

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth Amazzon Kane thread. My biggest gripe is how boring she is, and how narrow her interests are. There's tons of anime like Urusei Yatsura, or Ranma, or Sailor Moon, or Inuyasha, that hit all those girly queer shit she's into, but are 1000x better than Angela Anaconda. But her parents never parked her in front of Toonanime as a kid, but Teletoon. So she's cursed to being obsessed with the most horseshit bland series fricking ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So is she actually autistic or what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >350 videos, most with 50-200 views on a single stupid children's show that no one liked from 25 years ago

        Do ya think?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but she doesn't seem to have any of the other obvious autistic traits.
          Do we know if she's a virgin?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >she doesn't seem to have any of the other obvious autistic traits
            Have you not heard her talk? She's fricking moronic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like every other c**t on youtube

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she doesn't seem to have any of the other obvious autistic traits
                Have you not heard her talk? She's fricking moronic

                There's ditzy bimbos who want attention, and they can actually do quite well on Youtube. Kane has insanely niche interests, and is too autstically honest to deviate from them, so you get these sincere video essays on fricking Angela Anaconda episodes.

                She's that special kind of autismo moronic woman. She's obviously educated, and her IQ is normal, but she just lacks any kind of sense, and is a big child, plus the most obsessive bullshit niche interests on top of that. She can never be a big e-celeb like she wanted to, simply because she can't adapt to what people wanted.

                Like if she started as a tit-tuber, she'd be huge. but her videos are all about herself, and her interests, with little focus on entertaining anyone.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              but is she a virgin?

              I remember being a kid and going to see the Digimon movie in the theater. There was an Angela Anaconda short at the start and every kid was booing

              I had the VHS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She claims to have a bf, but as far as we know there's no evidence he actually exists either

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She probably does.
                Women can get filmed working their wagie jobs and a fandom of Cinemaphile orbiters will form, but an average dude has to be rich, good looking, out going, and able to hold in their spaghetti

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She claims to have a bf, but as far as we know there's no evidence he actually exists either

                Yes, she's shown him off several times, he also has a tiny irrelevant youtube, and he's dressed up as The Dude for dress up parties.

                She also is almost 30 and has barely worked in her life, instead devoting to her bullshit hobbies and nerd interests. Her parents are getting old, and she has recenly started posting more begging and pleading videos, plus showing off some new delivery job. ie she's being forced to actually work for a change by her now concerned dying parents.

                how/why she isn't in the writer's room for some netflix or cartoon are beyond me since she seems like the type they'd hire. But my guess is her dream is an Amazzon Anaconda reboot, or her stupid show, and nothing else. She won't budge from her autistic obsessions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she isn't in the writer's room for some netflix or cartoon are beyond me
                Has she ever actually gone to college for anything like that? I bet that would do it, unless as you say she decides it's angela anaconda or nothing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She has a real university degree in animation and art/design. She keeps her cv updated on her linkdin. So again, it's baffling why she couldn't translate that into anything.

                >israeli
                >lives in LA
                >has many many celebs and industry types
                >sorta pretty clean looking
                >woman
                >has the degree

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't realize there was so much lore behind her.
                Tell me more interesting facts, anon.
                And if you have any esoteric knowledge on Megan that would be cool too.
                I know a Cinemaphile anon tried to crash her friend's wedding after the invites got leaked online but it was cancelled due to covid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i half-ass follow her but don't take any notes. She obsessively posts shit for ever on youtube, instagram, tiktok, and I only watch like 1% of it and follow the threads so I pick up bits. There's anons posting more relevant info.

                Her boyfriend is The Dude.
                https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o0ZcY6Ubzt0

                She is an interesting figure because of how werid she is, but not an entertaining one. She puts out incredibly dull material and I even tried to force myself to watch it, and even the recap vids at 2.5 speed are unwachable.

                She rarely looks at the camera, and forces fake laughs, very awkward.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yikes. Look at that fat israelite.
                Their parents obviously set them up.

                Do you think she has real lolcow potential?
                Or there's no chance she'll ever cross that threshold?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We've been having Kane Gang threads for years. She has met William Shatner, Seth McFarlane, and others, and has gone to galas and such. But somehow never got that to translate to anything.

                >Do you think she has real lolcow potential?

                No, she just puts out an endless stream of babbling nonsense hopping from platform to platform, and is trying to vainly get e-famous. But she doesn't rage out, and she famously refused to review that Sneed n Feed episode of The Simpsons when we requested it. Also silently bans/deletes comments that are funny too.

                Yeah, she's just not interesting beyond her fat jugs. Horrid voice, unwatchable videos, etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't mind her voice, just that she picks insanely boring topics and makes vids in the most boring manner possible. She's just a dull person iwth no passion outside her revenge fantasies or her stupid cartoon obsession. Like imagine fricking her? She'd just be babbling about cartoons or twitter or whatever.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We've been having Kane Gang threads for years. She has met William Shatner, Seth McFarlane, and others, and has gone to galas and such. But somehow never got that to translate to anything.

                >Do you think she has real lolcow potential?

                No, she just puts out an endless stream of babbling nonsense hopping from platform to platform, and is trying to vainly get e-famous. But she doesn't rage out, and she famously refused to review that Sneed n Feed episode of The Simpsons when we requested it. Also silently bans/deletes comments that are funny too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >obsessiveness towards niche bullshit
            >social difficulties
            >lack of empathy
            >self-centeredness

            She easily could be a school shooter if male, as males have harder time socializing, and are typically more aggressive. She's got that bitter anger and resentment down pat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw male with non-stereotypical autism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she has the hypermasculine facial features of an autistic female

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paizuri with the autistic youtube girl with the big milkers.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ninnipoo!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shoobedoobedoowawaa

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hi

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being a kid and going to see the Digimon movie in the theater. There was an Angela Anaconda short at the start and every kid was booing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember forcing myself to watch it because I liked Nanette and liked watching Angela get bullied.

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