>My name is Butters, I'm 8 years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious.
>And maybe that's okay. 'Cause if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then God must be a little bi-curious himself.
How did Christians react to this episode when it came out?
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They laughed because Butters has no idea what bi-curious means.
Majority of Christcucks are closeted repressed gays so they probably cheered it on in private
What's wrong with repressing bad urges anon? They should be lauded.
Try not shitting for a week and then tell me how you feel
>2024
>not doing NoShit and fecal retention
ngmi
At least you admit that your perversion is equivalent to feculence.
Seething so hard you post gibberish.
I said 10 Our Fathers and 8 Hail Marys in penance.
Adam and Eve chose to disobey God so their ancestors (us) live in a fallen state of sin. While it’s true that we were created by God, the sinful stuff is a result of our fallen state.
So what you're telling me is that it's all women's fault.
God gave humans the freedom to turn from him but yeah, there is an inescapable redpill in the old tale.
>God got to take all the credit with zero responsibility
How very convenient, not unlike certain sex...
Hmm but why does the sin of our incredibly distant ancestors besmirch all their descendants with the same sin? Like, why is my baby son automatically classed as a sinner just because of what Adam and Eve did?
My personal head canon is that God is flawed and things started spiraling unexpectedly early on so he had to attempt some slap dash fixes. I’m not really Christian though obviously.
It's never described properly but Adam and Eve were never punished. Not eating from the tree was a warning that doing so would give them self-awareness and the burdens that come from it, such as shame. Original sin is a fancy way of saying you have self-consciousness. Fundamentalists that rant on about this do not help make this clear.
Isn’t pain in childbirth a specific punishment? There’s the more vague stuff like no longer living in harmony without god too.
why do women have periods?
'cuz they deserve them
>Like, why is my baby son automatically classed as a sinner just because of what Adam and Eve did?
It's all makes sense if only hold it in your head that Christianity was begotten from Judaism. Just look at it as a generational debt, and it makes perfect sense. Guilty until proven innocent, debt ridden for literal eternity unless you "repent" etc
And Jesus died for those sins. So are we forgiven or are we not?
The constant double think and double standards you Christcucks spew are why rational people hate you.
What was the joke underlying this again? I remember Butters didn't actually know what bicurious meant and thought it meant something else but i cant remember what that was
Butters has no knowledge of the event that made them think he was gay and they keep insisting he's just "confused", which he interprets "bicurious" as meaning.
They gaslit him into thinking he was gay
Cartman put a blindfold on him and tried to make him suck his dick, but his dad caught them and thought that Butters was doing gay shit on purpose, so he sends him to a conversion camp.
They were busy
I sent death threats to Matt and trey
Literal nothingburger, mainly because it’s predicated by Butters not knowing what bi-curious is. People don’t tend to get as mad about political commentary as long as it’s not played straight
>Two scoops Colbert thread goes to bump limit becuz chuds r mad
>Woke whining thread goes to thread limit every time
>Make sure to vote Republican thread goes to bump limit
Are you new, lying, or stupid?
>why are there so many people kvetching about politics on a mongolian basketweaving forum for autists
You do know normal people don’t use this website right?
I accept your concession that butthurt chuddies (aka MAD PEOPLE) post on Cinemaphile about how butthurt they are. You can go now.
Concession? That was my point moron. No one that isn’t terminally online gives a frick about any of this
He thought he was on some whimsical version of Reddit with weak moderation.
Cinemaphile is worse than reddit in every single way. You're not anonymous here. There's heavy moderation. And homosexualry is rampant.
>implying the son of God who is perfect in nature is capable of hatred
I mean he’d feel whatever the divine, benevolent version of hatred is I guess
We already know God doesn't like blacks.
Hell God struck down that George Floyd mural with a lightning bolt.
They took it on the chin, because they're bi-curious.
Religion is just Politics, except in Religion you can come up with lulzy reasons why various calamities were unprepared for, the downside being that when your Party falls out of favor the consequences are usually a lot worse (but not always) than politics.
But either way it's just a way to keep your hands soft and clean while everybody else works their ass off.
nonsense, people were witness to a resurrection and wrote it down, and the line of popes goes all the way back to that event
The Bishop of Rome is not above any of the other bishops.
Catholicism is Orthodox heresy.
i know if i was around to witness the resurrection i would do the scientific thing and write my observations down
and hopefully after i die someone who is still alive preserves my observations, and then when he dies someone does the same for him, and so on
thats what the line of popes are and no other group has anything that comes close to such a dedication to the preservation of knowledge
>people were witness to a resurrection and wrote it down
And why should I, or anyone, believe any of those people? They were just scammers as far as I'm concerned.
>He's totally the Son of the Creator/the Creator, a superhero with infinite magical powers!
>Well fug, Romans sure nailed him to a cross like every other cutpurse
>But he TOTALLY MEANT TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN
>And now he's risen from the dead, curtesy of his incredible and limitless magical powers!
>What?, no he will not be making appearances on the Sermon Mount anymore, he's got....uh, God stuff to take care of now.
>But he's watching! And talking to us in our heads! Do as we say!
Clearly not a grift.
Correct, this is all objective fact. What’s your point?
It...seems suspiciously convenient as hell for the guys wearing the priest outfits.
They ain't gotta explain nothing (It's as God Intended, Mysterious ain't it?)
God has to have cush locations on which to focus extra attention on the flock
Priest gotta live in those cush digs, but TOTALLY deprived except for the expensive clothing and furniture (keep the sex shenanigans on the down-low).
No, we won't help repair the dam that God had break to kill everyone's relatives (so Mysterious!), but we will sit back here in the shade and pray mightily!
Not totally sure it's a Grift, but it just happens to really really look like the Best Grift of All Time.
>objective
You don't know what this word means, moron
You’re objectively wrong
Nah it's all a flim-flam. People are unreliable witnesses to anything. They moved a corpse to bury it somewhere where it wouldn't get stolen/molested and came up with a story.
And you gotta love the bits where the rich and totally hedonistic people are going to get the worst seats for theater in Heaven (unless they repent) and God will totally wag his finger at them (unless they repent). I prefer the Hindu/Buddhist philosophy of "your shitty life is just the result of you doing bad shit in a previous life you have no way of remembering, surely if you suffer and struggle and break yourself working to make the Prince richer, you will be reborn a rung up. Now get to working, wagie".
It's simultaneously more bullshit and more honest at the same time.
>christianity bad because porn comic said so
atheist "arguments", everybody
>He was your accountabilibuddy!
>That makes you accountabiliabuddiable!
doesn't he say, "bike-curious," as in he likes motorcycles?
different episode. the motorcycle one is even more moronic than the jared has aides with saying the same joke over and over.
also pet peeve, calling motorcycles "bikes". at the very least it's a motorbike.
Different episode.
>gets sexually assaulted
>becomes gay
Many such cases
i always ask if gays are created not born, who was the first gay?
The mainline Christian religion is broadly an invention of Satan.