>my plan to come back from the dead relies entirely on the empire imprisioning a 12 year old girl
what did he mean by this?
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>my plan to come back from the dead relies entirely on the empire imprisioning a 12 year old girl
Haha what if Palps came back in a 12 year old girl's body lol that'd be funny but kind of cute too haha
>My little sith lord can't be this cute!
UOOOOOOOOOOH
>Hemlock, I need you to turn me into a cute 12 year old girl, there is nothing of greater importance to secure the future of this empire.
>kind of cute
Until the day that body begins puberty. Imagine the darkest soul in the galaxy experiencing pmt.
>Thinking that the terrors of female puberty would affect e-girl!Emperor
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural
It'd be like Tanya the Evil.
Why are Japanese so based?
Darth Menstruitous
What? Are you telling me they’re still trying to make Palpatine’s return sensible?
If you breed a baby Yeed and a moronic Australian girl you get a new Sheev body.
yes.
Filoni has to play the cards KK selected for him out of the deck, so only logical sequnce was making a Kamino-focused conspiracy about new development in clone production
and filoni tried that in the mandalorian and it was shit because he and jon favearu cant write
in bad batch its actually done well because hes no longer a part of it beyond his name in the credits
Palpatine is cloned in the EU
>So awesome, I loved the EU! Frick you Disney!
Palpatine is cloned in Disney Wars
>Noooooooo Disney ruined the canon!
EUgays logic.
Nobody liked it when it happened in Dark Empire, dude. Everybody just headcanoned him as an insane clone who THINKS he’s the real deal.
The EU didn't need a female clone of Jango Fett to clone Palpatine, Disney never fails to make things they steal from the EU worse.
To be fair he has no idea that it relies on that. He doesn't even know about omega
Sheev unironically did nothing wrong.
>what did he mean by this?
Nothing because disneyshit isn't canon.
In legends he tries to possess a baby
>all the new made-up force shit in the sequel trilogy
>even more in the streaming shows
How can fans take this shit seriously?
It was only good when it was a bit of samurai swordsmanship and mind-trickery with a bit of telekinesis.
As soon as it turned into sped-up super-acrobatics it was shit.
Guess you don’t like anime then.
the 'fans' who still watch this shit are so brainwashed that they will watch whatever disney shits out.
Can somebody give me a qrd? I haven't watched anything Star Wars since the last movie.
The Empire kidnapped baby Yeed and this dumb abbo and are trying to create a clone body of Palpatine to inhabit.
Well that's fricking stupid.
Sheev is trying to make a clone that has as much midi-chlorians as the original source. The problem is that midi-chlorians degrade when cloned or transferred to someone else. So they take blood samples from shit ton of clones and try transferring midi-chlorians and understand why they degrade. The blood of a clone-girl named Omega is capable of receiving midi-chlorian transfers without degradation, which means her DNA holds a key to creating Force sensitive clones as strong and capable as the host.
midichlorians are the single worst thing to happen to star wars ever
Filtered.
Not when you get moronic shit like Sabine. The Star Wars galaxy would be inhabited by powerful force armies if training was as simple as the Ahsoka show made it out to be.
Explain why.
Obiwan's little monologue in Star Wars about the force is all we ever needed. It's an energy field created by all living things. It binds the galaxy together. Poof. Done. Then came these stupid ideas like how some people are more sensitive to the force than others (instead of anybody being able to learn to use the force through patience and discipline) and yeah, midichlorians, these microscopic things that you can test for with a handheld widget that can tell you exactly how much force a person has down to the decimal point. It's all just so stupid. "The force is magic" is all we ever needed, George, you moron.
So you’re just mad that you can’t become a Jedi?
I've been mad everyone in Star Wars has to be a Jedi since playing KotOR 1 and choosing every option to not be a Jedi but being forced to be one anyway
Because the MC’s supposed to be Revan, a Sith Lord. That’s the main twist in the game. Play the Old Republic if you want something else.
The OT showed that only a select few can use the Force and half of them are related. There’s precedent there. Midichlorians are how the Force interacts with the physical world. Everyone has it in their bodies, but only those with a large amount of them can use the Force. These people are an extreme minority compared to those who can’t use it.
>blood of a clone-girl named Omega
Why the hell is there a female Jango clone? Jango had XY chromosomes. You can't produce a female from an XY no matter what.
Oh yes. Because Kaminoans - known experts in genetic science and cloning - simply cannot remove one chromosome and duplicate another. That is taking it too far!
Then why make a female at all? It could've been another male and the end result would've been the same.
For shits and giggles. Just to see if this would work.
>Then why make a female at all?
1. Kathleen Kennedy
2. It's Disney Wars; the former, in case you haven't noticed by now, has been going down an absolute warpath on pushing as much DEI/ESG propaganda as possible to the point of facing a colossal lawsuit by both Nicola Peltz + Elon Musk.
3. Omega is a prototypical precursor to Rey.
4. They're trying to rewrite Sheev as a closet troony ever since Episode 9.
the main cast of the Bad Batch are mostly experiments into pushing some capability that the clone has
Strength, hunting, sniping, and in Omega's case, strategy/tactics
While you're experimenting with DNA manipulation, why not try to make one a woman for shits and giggles and just to see how it goes, Making the one in charge of strategy a female clone wouldn't really matter much because she likely wouldn't even be fighting on the frontlines anyways
The main cast are stock characters with no proper depth to them. Just typical Saturday morning cartoon shit.
not saying otherwise, just pointing out that they're not meant to be normal clones, so one of them being a girl isn't really that out there
>You can't produce a female from an XY no matter what.
>Sister was the name of a trans female clone trooper who served in the Grand Army of the Republic during the Clone Wars. In 22 BBY, she participated in a battle alongside Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, Clone Commander Cody, and Jedi Padawan Anakin Skywalker as part of the 7th Sky Corps. After the battle, Sister and Skywalker discussed how she had received her name from her brother troopers in affirmation of her gender identity. The same year, the Republic sent Sister on an aid mission to the planet Langston alongside Skywalker and the Republic's 302nd Battalion.
>A trans female clone trooper who took on the name Sister[1] was created on the planet Kamino as a clone of the human male bounty hunter Jango Fett.[2] She served in the Grand Army of the Republic by the start of the Clone Wars, a galaxy-wide conflict between the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Prior to leaving Kamino, she was given the name Sister by her brothers, who wished for her to feel a firm sense of belonging and support of her gender identity from them. Although Sister was initially scared of not being welcomed by her Jedi commanding officers due to her gender—which differed from many of her brother troopers—she proved able to work well with her superiors once the Clone Wars began.
...right.
So, how soon can we expect an earthquake of maginitude 9.5 or higher to hit California?
So "You can't produce a female from an XY no matter what" but with more words. Got it.
This doesn't make sense, though. To become a troony, one has to be groomed and sexually abused as a child. None of the clones ever were - Kaminoan education doesn't include that. Clones simply aren't raised in an environment where such mental illnesses could be developed. This shit is just some moronic fanfic from some moronic book about Padme, written by some moronic twatter virtue signalling fatass. Star Wars books have always been moronic fanfiction, and no one gives a shit about them.
She also added menstruation in it just to get an article about it on Wookiepedia. Even convinced the author of Rebel Rising to do the same.
lol
lmao even
These hacks are still desperately trying to justify TROS despite the fact no one cares.
sheev dubs get, also yeah it definitely feels like the whole thing was manufactured to fix holes in someone elses mess which makes it also feel kinda soulless imo
>somehow they explained how palpatine returned
Disney Lucasfilm is so fricking moronic
Why can't they just make a show about a mandalorian bounty hunter or rogue post war clones without bringing Jedi shit in every single time?
What if it rusted differently?
>"this dagger is so heckin evil"
>holding the youngling slayer in her other hand
I still don't understand this dagger.
It was made so when you stand at some random point in the middle of nowhere you will see one part of the crashed death star wreck where you need to go.
The frick.
It's probably one of the most stupid things ever put on film
Not the most offensive because who gives a shit, but just extremely, extremely stupid
What exactly is this? I haven't watched any of the TV shows, but I saw the movies.
>older female jango clone actually says "omeega"
The actress is a New Zealender. That's how they pronounce it. She also played the Queen of Naboo in ROTS.
>mildly enjoying nu wars shit
>"muh M count wyere going to make Snoke and you're going to like the ST movies now"
It's been like half a decade of this shit