>my potion...

>my potion... killed people?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poe Shinsella

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would not be shocked or confused he knew this would happen and warns every fool knight that wanders up to his shop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe he knows the Knight is an investigator. The Knight, the ever gallant hero has stumbled upon a conspiracy. A serial killer who poisons his victims.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he sells potions for killing dragons just like he tells the Knight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a prequel, this is why he's so serious about not selling potions beyond the drinker's capability

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a perfect board, threads like this would not exist...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You dare come back here....after what you've done....to MY board?
      >What makes you think you have the right.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel is not as good as the first one but its very good on its own

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does he really not sell any normal potions or did the moron knight not think to ask if he did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not a very good salesman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The knight did nothing wrong. He walks into a potion store, of course he is correct to assume they sell potions for all levels strength, otherwise potionseller clientele is minuscule and his business is probably a front for money laundering.
      Potion seller is a tale of arrogance, perhaps even bigger than Dunhier's.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't need a large clientele, powerful guys have a lot of gold and israeliteels for him. more than this knight, thats for sure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the potion seller was in the right. in the past he's clearly sold a potion to someone and got them killed, and carrying the guilt and trauma from that has led him to be protective of naive travellers, even though he does come across as a prick

        the potion seller has the right to refuse service, especially if it's clear that his potions are too strong for that person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Especially with the class dynamic. Potion Seller is only as haughty as he is as a smokescreen for the very real fear of killing a noble. He can let a loser adventurer kill himself with potions, but the death of a landed knight would end his career, if not his life. Powerful class theming, that even when a knight is blubbering and begging, the working class must fear for their well-being around him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the potion seller makes specialized products, he doesn't have a need to stock strength potions for some average knight who wouldn't know how to wield the mighty power it bestows. maybe if the knight put an order in advance he'd make some time for it, but he just barged in, demanding product. not a customer he cares to deal with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he needed that potion, needed it real bad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not his concern. and frankly, it would be too powerful for him in the first place

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            turning a knight away in his moment of need, i dunno man

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't let knights in my scrolls shop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should've gone to a seller that sells weaker potions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an ego thing. Do you really want to be the cuck knight who settles for halfassed rinky dink shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The knight did nothing wrong. He walks into a potion store, of course he is correct to assume they sell potions for all levels strength, otherwise potionseller clientele is minuscule and his business is probably a front for money laundering.
      Potion seller is a tale of arrogance, perhaps even bigger than Dunhier's.

      the potion seller makes specialized products, he doesn't have a need to stock strength potions for some average knight who wouldn't know how to wield the mighty power it bestows. maybe if the knight put an order in advance he'd make some time for it, but he just barged in, demanding product. not a customer he cares to deal with

      You're missing the point. The knight SPECIFICALLY asked for his strongest potions and refused to consider anything else.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is married to the writer/director of Past Lives. The semi-cuckolded husband in that movie is based on him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is potion seller a israelite too? God that movie was so cucked.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend who literally died of laughter every time he watched it, it's bizarre. It's rather funny, but not as funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost died of laughter when I watched this dude's 100% a frog for the first time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is that one. i've never heard tell of such a thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon, i'll save it after this movie i'm halfway watching

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the part where he fricks up the filter and makes a new character on the fly is so fricking hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he died
      He should have gone to a channel that posts weaker videos

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real red pill:

    The potion seller didn't actually own the store.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The potion seller is actually a poison seller

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of the potion seller as the USA and the knight as Ukraine.
    The strongest potions the US has is nuclear weapons, strategic stealth bombers and whatnot. The Ukraine knight may technically need those to defeat the dragon of Russia, but it would get them killed and probably frick up the potion seller himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you please rephrase this as a Harry Potter analogy so I can understand it?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >potions are so strong they kill people
    Why not just throw them at the enemy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The beasts of danger are going to let you walk up into throwing distance before attacking you?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright, so what kinda video will it be then? We got Dolores, Potion Seller, uhh Dying Cat, uh In a Perfect World, ehh uh we got a uhh You Dare Come Back Here, Summoning, we got One Hundred Percent A Frog, uhh we got a video with uh little bits of little bits of music in it. Little bits of original singing. Uh, it's all hilarious. It's it's all real entertaining content. Real nice clean uh fun humorous content for, for anybody uh to watch, to enjoy on a, on a boring dull afternoon. It's a perfect way to pass time. Just to uh to enjoy the day. So just just any video you like just name it and I'll get it for ya...
    >Alright just Potion Seller then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is one of the truly sad ones

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