My relationship with my girlfriend is on the rocks and I'm about to get really fricking stoned to forget about it.

My relationship with my girlfriend is on the rocks and I'm about to get really fricking stoned to forget about it. What the frick should I watch?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill remind you about her in a few minutes so you spend all time high thinking about her

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shutter Island

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Director's cut

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe your relationship is on the rocks because you smoke weed all the time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what relationship?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you don't know shit about me Jack.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jack raises a fair point though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's entirely possible you aren't dealing with your problems, might I suggest that prior to getting really ripped, you think about the problems you are having and what your part in them is. Regardless of who is MOST at fault, what part is your behaviour contributing, and how might someone you admire as a human being address the situation i.e., what shrek do, but it's shrek from the end of shrek 2 not at the beginning of shrek 1.

        then smoke several fat cones and watch shrek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's just a crazy unstable latina. I love her and hope it works out but she's just nuts and too much to deal with. She overreacts about everything and she's really immature

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had a similar situation with a crazy unstable philippino that looked more like a muscular chinese mexican with a round ass.

            She was so nuts one time she shaved half her head and shortly thereafter peed on me while fricking, I miss that crazy b***h but in hindsight I should have 180'd at the beginning

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lucky bastard

              where did she stab you?

              She hasn't stabbed me yet but she's definitely punched me in the face before over a very mild argument. The pussy is great and she's got a big old butt though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My relationship with my girlfriend is on the rocks
                New glasses?

                >She hasn't stabbed me yet but she's definitely punched me in the face before
                Probably misses her old glasses

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            where did she stab you?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, females just go batshit insane from time to time. Besides, op should clear his head before thinking about it.

          https://i.imgur.com/ZSILSoN.jpg

          My relationship with my girlfriend is on the rocks and I'm about to get really fricking stoned to forget about it. What the frick should I watch?

          Watch made in abyss

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be that temper. Could be anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a whiny b***h. She could do better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like Jack struck a nerve

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or because he doesn't smoke enough

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brian Wilson by himself was more talented than the Beatles combined. Change my mind.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being John Malkovich. Then you can start your transition to female.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i DON'T, think.. that BEING FEMALE.. is Gooing to solve anything here WHAT are you talking. About

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything with Cheech and Chong in it

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    love and mercy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic choice!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    text her or call her and apologize sincerely whatever you did

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick apologizing. the last thing OP should do is look weak.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy knows his shit

        Congratulations on being single again soon. Congratulations on all the free time you'll have, all the extra money, and all of the stuff you'll be able to do again without some b***h nagging you or making you feel guilty.

        Based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do this but gaslight her the entire time
      >wow sorry if I messed up I didn't know you were going to be such a crybaby b***h about it
      etc.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    Was it her or you?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations on being single again soon. Congratulations on all the free time you'll have, all the extra money, and all of the stuff you'll be able to do again without some b***h nagging you or making you feel guilty.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You put yourself under the influence you're just risking fricking it up further

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus, shooting up pot increases the likelihood of mutations in your RNA.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you sound normie as frick so chuck on a marvel movie

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