>My request is bad? I requested what? What the frick did I request?
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>My request is bad? I requested what? What the frick did I request?
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Oh you know, just requestin’ the webpage, you know, from the server
Ow ow maybe I'm a little confused or something. Maybe I'm a little fricked up. What was wrong with my request?
you know, the way you requested it. it was bad
Bad how?
Anonny no, you got it all wrong…
No, anonthony, he’s a big guy, he can speak for himself.
For you.
Ya' cookie. Ya' cookie was bad.
eyy it wasn't bad, maybe just, y'know, ya cookies were a little too large.
you're a funny guy anon
Funny how?
I chuckled
i swear i clicked this thread and got 400 request bad 3 times before it worked what the frick
That's what you get when idiot web developers throw their money away at Webistics
*pours hot coffee in your shirt collar*
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY!
GET THE FRICK BACK IN YOUR OFFICE!
ANYBODY ELSE GOT A PROBLEM WITH WEBISTICS?!
OOOOOOOUUUU
Doesn't work for me on mobile at all unless I clear the cookies every hour or so.
OH YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WEBISTICS?
It does the same for me, always 3 times.
ripperoni Tommy
based
Based how? You keep calling me "based". Based on what?
Y'know, you post memes, you make fun of jannies, you're based, Tommy!
I'm gonna click the back button
click the back button
heh
lol
Laughed hard
lelllllll
Actually lol'd out loud.
A well deserved (You)
>for a guy who scrolled all day long janny didn't post in 6 threads
>if there was a shitposting problem or a beef in a thread, then only the top tripgays could message janny to solve the problem
>everything was one on one
>janny hated group calls
>he didn't want anyone hearing him wheezing
>and he didn't want anyone to hear what he was being told
>hundreds of poster depended on janny and he got nothing for it
>and that's what it's all about
>that's what the shitposters could never understand
>what janny did was all for the protection of the people who couldn't go to the mods
your post reminded me of this
https://vocaroo.com/kyMcU0X0YV4
That's frickin a.
thanks, made my fookin day
>that ending
Fricking hell I'm crying
I haven't heard this in forever.
>reset your router
>badabing badaboom forgetaboutit
made man.
>someone reposted my oc
kek based.
Your oc has been reposted a hundred times
Heh, good shit.
b-based?
So fricking good every time
That fricking hip game!
I'm fricking dead
Thanks for the chuckle anons, I needed it
NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR COOKIE BOX!
No more cookies billy…
I said no more cookies. Maybe you didn't hear about it you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't delete my cookies anymore.
I didn't refresh no one.
>Now go home and get your frickin cookies.
>Motherfrick-
>Hit the fricking stop button don't let it refresh, keep him here
>hey hurry up janny's got some sausage and peppers when we get home
No no, you insulted him a little
>No I didn't. Give us a cat pic
Yeah let’s have some cat pics. Cat pics on the house!
>No have a cat pic with me
No no no, the cat pics… are on the house
MUTHAFRICKIN MUTT JOO... MOTHAFRICKIN MUTTKALJDFLKJJD
You guys are some funny motherfrickers
What, like my cookies are too large? Like I’m a baker and my cookies are too large? What? How is my request bad?
>This kid was great. They used to call him "Big Cookie Tommy." I swear to God. Oh, he'd make your Cookies the size of fricking Elephants. Excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. And he made a lot of money, too. Salut, Tommy!
>anon it ain’t just this post, it’s 10 frickin’ pages of threads, 10 frickin pages
You coming over here harassinge 8n front of my webmasters calling me a deadbeat who doesn't clear cookies you know janny you're a real fricking mutt
You wanna laugh? Last week this prick asked me to apply as a janny!
Yeah, for 0 dollars, I’ll apply as a janny!
What the FRICK is so large about my cookies?
You're a big cookie
400
Janny and I could never get laid because we had incel blood, didn’t even matter that my mother had a Cinemaphile gold pass (tm)
404 Not Found? Then where da frick is it?
>Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for Bad Requestin', and he had this wonderful system for doing the cookies. He used a razor, and he used to slice the cookie so thin that it used to liquefy in the oven with just a little oil. It was a very good system.
you can’t liquify a cookie
Gordon Ramsay over here
Yeah, let's talk business, Putin. First of all, you're all done. The Russian federation don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The bear is sleeping, right? You're getting chased out of Kreml by Usmanov and the other oligarchs. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my country and take over? I talked to Biden - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my country!
Is that why you shelled my Donbas region?
That cookie shit makes me nervous
Go with Bobbie and clear the cache, see if you find any malware
best thread on Cinemaphile
Why do i never get these bad requests on red boards, is it a coincidence or are they different somehow?
Red boards are bad so bad requests are actually good
Niceee
>It was among the Cinemaphile sites. Real blue board shit
underrated
yee
i always figured it had something to do with high traffic.
I fricking love you guys.
It was among the jannies. Real hotpocket shit.
One day some of the anons from this thread gave (You)s to the poster below me. You know why? It was out of respect.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with this site. This anon wasted 8 frickin refreshes on this request. We gotta toughen this server up
Un uomo di onore
>There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first shit posts together, worked our way out of the boards. Things were good, we made the most of it. During 2011, we ran Baneposts into threads... got (you)'s, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a seed supply store out of a desert stop-over for city slickers on the way to the old Simpson place. That kid's name was Sneed, and the store he invented was Formerly Chuck's. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a sticky, or a webm or a header of him in that board! Someone put a rangeban through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Sneed, I knew he was head-strong, posting loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up banned, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!
>*ts*
Started screaming of laughter like Joker, probably alerted all my neighbors
leke
>Bad re..quest,four hundred... oh what the frick?! WHAT THE FRICK?? MY FRICKING SCRIPT IS GONE! ADRIANNA WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU TO YOUR COMPYUTAH?
When they found Carbone, his cookie was so large he had to refresh for 2 days before he could post
C'E FATO COOKIE COSI
WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN? WE NEEDED THOSE COOKIES. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>For us, to post any other way was nuts. To us, those janny-jan people who cleaned shitty threads for no pay and heated their hot pockets in the microwave every day, worried about their boards, were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted to shitpost, we just did it. If anyone reported us they got dabbed on so bad, believe me, they never reported again.
>for as long as I can remember I wanted to be a shitposter
Give me un thousend reloads
Hahahahaha
HOW LUCKY CAN ONE THREAD BE
I POSTED AND GOT STICKIED
LIKE THE JANNY ONCE SAID
NO WAGE: A KICK IN THE HEAD
Janny had lots of shitposters on his board. And almost all of them were named Anonymous. It was unbelievable. There must have been 2 dozen Anonymouses in the thread. Plus they were all replying to shitposters named Anonymous
Cinemaphile will always be the funniest board
And simultaneously the worst
Nah. Cinemaphile is way worse.
/lgbt/, /news/ and Cinemaphile still exist
>I know there are anons, like my best friends, who would have closed out of the website the minute their board gave them a bad request. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
>You know who gets bad requests? Anons who fall asleep solving the CAPTCHA
>I'm still gonna refresh Karen
>That was our last VPN, Karen! I was dependent on that! Why did you do that?
>I had to do it! They were gonna track it!
>They can't track VPNs, Karen! Why did you do that? Oh my God. Oh my God.
>it was revenge for doreen and a lot of other things
Y'know...like when you turn into a skeleton or your hat is on fire...
Anyone got the other vocaroo where some anon was also shitting on jannies?
You mean
No, that ain't the one. IT's the one where the guy had a really good italian mafioso accent.
https://vocaroo.com/6TfYQpjkcVp
frick jannies
Pls however this is make more
This whole thread is priceless, best in years.
>They jannies blamed me for everythin' that went wrong out here. And I mean every little frickin' thing too. If a guy posted a frickin' soijak they'd give me a 24 hour for it. And the oldgays were no better either, I mean they complained day and night because things don't run smooth. Well in my line of posting things don't run so smooth, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm dealing with degenerate trannies out here! But the oldgays, what do they give a frick? They're sittin' in /trek/ drinkin' steelies. Meanwhile, I'M the guy in the trenches!
>Jannie may have moved slow, but it was only because Jannie didn't get paid move by anybody.
Read this in Liotta's voice kek
>One day some of the jannies from the board carried my mother's shit posts all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
They all had bad skin and wore too much make up. They didn't look very good; they look beat up. The stuff they wore were thrown together and cheap, a lot of pantsuits and double knits. They talked about dilating with broom handles and leather belts, and that their axe wounds still didn't stop leaking. When Henry picked me up, I was dizzy.
Fun mafia movies > realistic mafia movies
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a janny. To me, being a janny was better than being a mod on Reddit. Even before I first wandered into the janitor applications thread for an after-school unpaid job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me it meant being the biggest nobody in a neighborhood full of nobodies. They weren’t like anyone else. They closed whatever thread they wanted. They’d close baneposting threads and no one ever told them they were a big guy. In the summer, when they cleaned up buck breaking threads, nobody ever paid them.
Ma, what do you think?
You look like a Janny!
Wheres my fricking thread? What am I, on a 'pay me no mind' list?
>Oh sorry Anon, I thought you said "Im alright Cookie"
You stuttering fricking prick you
Now go home and delete your fricking cookie box
>Jimmy was ecstatic
>Anon was getting his pass today
>Jimmy was so happy, you'd think we were all getting Cinemaphile passes
>*Time passes*
>They banned him, they fricking BANNED him!
meds
> "I like this one, one wojak goes one way and the other pepe goes the other way, and this guy's saying ACK"
good thread