My theatre is completely empty for this movie, why is there no interest?
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My theatre is completely empty for this movie, why is there no interest?
I haven't been to a full movie theater in years.
I went to top gun Maverick on opening Saturday and even that wasn't packed. 60% maybe tops
last packed theater experience i had was Titanic back in the day
Its shit like fury road
I stopped after tfa
the new planet of the apes was full but I saw it the day after it came out
When I saw Oppenheimer it was completely full. I sat between two different strangers.
I've been to my local theaters multiple times now in the past year or so
>Super Mario Movie (so so full)
>Avatar 2 (full theater duh)
>Godzilla Minus One (also decently full, kind of surprised)
>Dunc 2 (full theater again unfortunately for this shit)
>SEED Freedom (full for the US premiere)
For me, I don't understand the empty theater meme unless you're living in bumfrick nowhere?
see
no one cares cinemas are dying
no one wanted this
I wanted this to be a Fury Road sequel nobody asked for a prequel with completely different actors
no, incel. it is not.
My theatre was packed for Dune Part Two, The Batman, Scream, Barbie, Oppenheimer and Super Mario Bros
No they weren’t. I was there.
Can confirm, I was fingering .
>paying to see all that slop in theaters
grim
I will never watch a movie with a female main protag. Ever.
So you never saw alien? God you’re a gay and probably a virgin
In Alien the xenomorph is the protagonist
Anya is terrible casting for young Furiosa
Also, why didn't they just make a bartertown origin story? Tina Turner is a strong black woman in Thunderdome. Just do that instead.
Yeah how long ago was this supposed to be?
Charlize (I'm not googling the spelling) looks damn near the same age now as she did in the mid 90s. Just cast her.
Or maybe Scarjo, I feel like she looks similar.
Stop colonizing female presenting spaces.
Probably because it's a weekday you fricking moron. Movie theatres are only busy on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Go on Saturday evening if you want a packed theatre. Jesus fricking Christ, I can't believe you're this moronic.
you do realize tuesdays are half off at most theaters, right?
You do realize Tuesdays aren't as busy as Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Also for OP to be seeing the movie today means he isn't American, which means the theatre doesn't do "cheap ticket Tuesdays". That's an American thing. Go frick yourself anti-shill.
Do you know how crowded they are on half off tuesdays? All the mutts and their families pack the theaters I go to. Weekends actually aren't as full as they used to be. You haven't left your room in years lol.
>your experience is different, therefore incorrect
vantablack coal Black person logic
>Do you know how crowded they are on half off tuesdays?
For a new movie before it's premieres?
She's too ugly. If she was sexy I would totally watch her battle the gay capeshitters, the smegma jokers, whatever the bad guys are named
>Official trailer
Why are they showing that in a movie theater? No wonder it's empty.
Movie made for no one
Women don't go to see this shit
Men won't go to see a movie that doesn't have the main male character that made the franchise
Movie theaters are terrible outings, too expensive
The chance of having Black folk or just misbehaving homosexual children in your theater is too great a chance of having a terrible experience
This movie should have been made years ago, there is no hype
The practical effects that were done with fury road are no where to be seen, that horrible accident with the woman stuntman absolutely heartbreaking
>movies are too expensive
>there's a high likelihood black people will be there with all their nog spawn
Chuds refute themselves.
you're moronic, if there's Black folk in your theater and you think it means it disproves my point because you think they're poor, shows your ignorance that it probably means they are drug dealing homosexual parasites if they can afford it
eat shit and die troony incel Black personhomosexual
Or they just broke in like they break in anywhere
>that horrible accident with the woman stuntman absolutely heartbreaking
Ah the Deadpool 2 curse what a lovely curse it is
Weird to think how even if this movie followed the standard blockbuster cycle; it could have been shot in 2016 and released in 2018 already. WB apparently tried to frick George over with his bonus for Fury Road though.
>The chance of having Black folk or just misbehaving homosexual children in your theater is too great a chance of having a terrible experience
This but just other people in general. People just got worse and worse about how to behave in public there's fricking phones everywhere, people show up late and talk like it's their living room. It's awful. Oppenheimer is the last movie I will ever see in a theater.
>last movie seen in theaters was Oppenheimer
KWAB
>bro, it's mad max movie WITHOUT mad max
>whats the problem? Don't you know?
>the REAL point of the mad max movies isn't mad max, so you shouldn't care if he's not in the movie!
>mad max isn't the point of the mad max movies, you can just get rid of him
>if you don't like it, you're evil and sexist and you don't deserve this mad max movie
>Mad Max. Was. Not. Made. For. You.
>the movie is better without mad max.
>who even cares about mad max?
>t. virgin getting ready to transition
Hope it goes well, ma'am.
Who was this movie made for?????
Sure as he'll not fans of the Mad Max movie series and storytelling.
>DUDE lets make a mad mad movie starring a WOMAN and NOT MAD MAX
It really boggles the mind
I feel sorry for George
Honestly
She is so weird looking bros
Does the movie set up a sequel or other installment (with Max)? Or does it just tell us what we already knew if we watched Fury Road?
Nobody wants to fund the synagogue of rape anymore.
>150 minutes long
Lol, why? This sounds like something that should and could have been a short, tight 85-to-90 minute film. Not a 2½-hour slog.
So far on IMDb 691 have given it 10/10. That makes up 46.5% of the votes. Yeahhhh ok
a few people have said Max is in it briefly, who plays him?
me
Does she get nude?
most days probably
>Writing for Empire magazine, John Nugent awarded the film 5 out of 5 stars, and described Taylor-Joy as "phenomenal", finding the "right balance of steeliness and fractured humanity that Theron instilled".[49] Chris Hemsworth also received acclaim for his portrayal of Dementus, with the The Washington Post writing that Hemsworth had "created one of the all-time-great screen villains".[50]
Some critics need to be publicly flogged.
who the hell still pays attention to critics?
>WHY IS NO ONE WATCHING WOKEIOSA
>WHO EVER COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS ? ?
?
>characters' names include Erectus, Dementus, Scrotus and Vulvalina
haha absolutely epic I'd upvote this movie these names are heckin hilarious my dudes
Was George listening to a lot of Gwar when he wrote the script?
I didn't get it
No $$$
because I'd rather watch it at home?
I haven’t been to a movie since my son was born and he is nearly 2 now. Made me realize how little I miss the theater and the slop they play.
Last movie I went to was the Gundam Seed Freedom movie and my theater was packed
It depends on the movie, not the theaters problem
it insists upon itself
Black folk be broke, simple as.
its like 200 bucks for a family to go to the kinoplex all said and done once the food is included.
That’ll do, George. That’ll do.
>My theatre is completely empty for this movie, why is there no interest?
Because even mainstream people have common sense finally
I like Anya as an actress but i don´t care for Hollywood strong women type of characters. Would rather see her in independent or foreign productions like the ones Saoirse Ronan or even Eva Green make.
It's not even out yet, twat.
I wanted to know about ugg ugg and his daughter bad
>BUT BUT ME WHO IS A LITERALLY WHO WENT TO A LITTLERALLY WHO THEATER THAT HAD LITERALLY WHO PEOPLE IN IT THEREFORE YOU ARE WRONG!
Why is OP getting so upset and worked up about this?
Trailer sucks
outside of movie bros no one gives a frick about mad max