My, this aged poorly

will Lizzo episodes of the Mandalorian be removed due to her multiple sexual assaults on her backup dancers?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i demand it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re gonna cancel the special where yeed climbs into her butthole and she shits him into the garbage

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What alien race is that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meganigrius Parasiticus. they're a race of parasites who latch onto advanced and successful civilization and demand food, clothes, housing, medical care from their hosts, while also committing continuous acts of savage violence against them, and at the same time accusing the host race of murdering them. some of them even claim to have created the civilization that they are leeching from.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        TRUTH.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >racism outside of /b/

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't counter-point and refute

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't prove me wrong so you try to silence me.
          typical totalitarian leftoid. keep going tho, normies are waking up and it's all because of your methods.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DAH TRUF IS RAYSIS!!
          kys

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >words words words
            who are you quoting

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can't read more than 3 short words in a row
              >can't see the citations at the bottom
              >is a Black person or Black person worshiper
              wouldn't expect anything else tbh
              what happened to trust the science?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what happened to trust the science?
                T-trust it!!!
                ... ?
                shouldn't I trust it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                depends. in soft sciences it's easy to make shit up. even in hard sciences we get studies a la carte, where some wealthy donor commissions a study with specific results. like coffee being good for your heart sponsored by...the coffee companies.
                "trust the science" is religious belief. has no place in scientific research.
                countless theories have been improved or disproved outright.
                don't believe anyone, doubt everything, look for additional information.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                s... so...
                trust... in y-yourself?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                b***h come on, there are no easy, short answers in real life.
                you can't reduce reality to a 3 words slogan or a motivational quote.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trust
                >me
                >bro!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong again. still looking for a 3 word slogan because that's all your brain can accept?
                here's a good one for you
                go
                frick
                yourself

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                depends. in soft sciences it's easy to make shit up. even in hard sciences we get studies a la carte, where some wealthy donor commissions a study with specific results. like coffee being good for your heart sponsored by...the coffee companies.
                "trust the science" is religious belief. has no place in scientific research.
                countless theories have been improved or disproved outright.
                don't believe anyone, doubt everything, look for additional information.

                'trust the science' becoming a phrase that people use unironically made me lose the last faith in humanity I didn't know I still had
                The entire concept of science is to not trust whatever you are told

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                b-but LE HECKIN' science man on youtube made a 60 second short where he TELLS ME TO TRUST IT!!!!!!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You called him a racist, but not a liar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've read in years on this website. You, my good sir, have won the internet today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You won't believe this, but I was actually laughing on the floor. I was having a kek, but on a greater scale. I think I have reached top kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually based and also TRUE. But for real, this is what comedy should be like. I laughed so hard even my mom asked me why I was laughing. Of course I didn't tell her anything. Gotta hide the power level!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a Hutt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A leftist. A weird typeof parasite capable of badly approximating human form, like Thing, but functionally moronic.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they digitally alter the show making her into a fat alien. they did it before wtih Jabba, they can do it again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they did it before wtih Jabba
      He wasn't always intended to be a fat alien?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no Satan. they shot a scene where is a fat white guy with a fur coat. they cut the scene ofc, but then years later Lucas went mad with CGI and edited the scene.
        I think you might find it on youtube still? I've seen this stuff like a decade ago if not more

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That wasn't Jabba. That was Heater. Good grief, it's like you never even listened to the radio drama.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you never even listened to the radio drama.
            the what now? I wasn't alive in the 1940s, no, sorry mate

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't get smart with me, boy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't flip you wig, geezer, and put down the sauce before you get a knuckle sandwich.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no Satan. they shot a scene where is a fat white guy with a fur coat. they cut the scene ofc, but then years later Lucas went mad with CGI and edited the scene.
        I think you might find it on youtube still? I've seen this stuff like a decade ago if not more

        That wasn't Jabba. That was Heater. Good grief, it's like you never even listened to the radio drama.

        the scene did have jabba, and it always struck me as weird because in the scene han solo explicitly calls jabba a human but he's talking to a giant cgi slug. here is the scene:

        ?si=yaMZp8Q_sY6vsp7o

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DESTROY IT

    CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I demand cancellation and reparation

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, more /misc/ "culture war" bait. I thought CaNCeLlInG wAs BaD.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to 2 years ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cancel the entire Black person race

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, only the 13% that live in the US

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not the ones in Europe as well

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did she allegedly do to these dancers? I had only heard she forced them to be at their best, which got some lazy ones upset.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were many dildos and prostitutes involved. allegedly. Lizzo has not been found guilty in a court of law by a jury of her peers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a jury of her peers.
        imagine the smells

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She generously hires hookers for her dancers and this is how they thank her?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her peers
        Imagine the smell.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i literally made that reply already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >force others to be in physical top trim condition
      >yourself be a literal tub of lard
      you can understand why they were a little annoyed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She took shits on stage and made them roll around in her filth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i believe it was something like commanding the dancers to catch dildos launched out of other performers' veganas

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So that's what they mean when they say
        "the pussy game is unreal"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She called them fat, which would normally be okay because dancers are there to look pretty and not be fat. But Lizzo's whole gimmick is fat acceptance, so it's a bad look for her when the public finds out that she actually does know that obesity is bad and controllable.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aged poorly.
    Only 2 years old.
    You are a child.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would there be obese negresses in a highly advanced space-faring society/planet?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But…but…she used ancient Thomas Jefferson’s crystalline fluterino!

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "No CG aliens" is one of the things that ruined Star Wars after Disney bought it. That was never one of George Lucas's rules.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers own nothing. Zoomers rule nothing. Zoomers are nothing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          god I wish werner herzog had stayed as the villain, he was a thousand times better than grand moff fring

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            werner is KINO in everything he does
            the man personifies kino

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He had like 3 scenes in the show, and it was made pretty clear that he was just some sleazy goon. I hatted Space Gus as well, but Herzog wasn't all that either.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No bcuz Americans worship Black folks as their gods

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzo is like a Japanese Mascot for sewage.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly wish they would just nuke it from D+, it would be hilarious. It's also the lowest viewed episode in the entire history of the series and it's not like any important plot information happens.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's that stuff coming out of its head

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzo has good songs

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fired for committing wrong think
    I miss he bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complains that not being in line with the party is like living under the gestapo
      >they blackball her from her career for speaking out just like nazis would
      also
      >spend the whole second season filling the show with tough action girls because le force is le female
      >fire the only tough action girl who's halfway believable instead of being a weak middle aged woman whose idea of being tough is to just act like a b***h all the time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lizzo episodes of the Mandalorian
    Who was this for?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No rules are only applied to White men and that is the entire reason they are there to begin with.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch Mando S3 because of this nonsense so for all I know Lizzo's appearance could be an urban legend that I fell for. It's like a quasi-schrodinger's cat situation which amuses me

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney doesn't have the balls to do that. They'd only pull that move if the character and actor was a white man.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does she have nudes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw lizzo open for sleater-kinney in Boise Idaho
    If only I had known then what I know now. I could of saved our timeline.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLAKK KWEENZ can do no wrong.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People would pay good money to catch dildos shot out of a hooker's vag and these people are b***hing about getting PAID to do it!?
    If you didn't want to be humiliated, you wouldn't be a back-up dancer for fricking Lizzo the Hutt.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jizzo

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would all frick Lizzo and you're lying if you say you wouldn't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lizzo isn't a BBW, she has the fat woman equivalent of a Hank Hill ass and she's built like a fricking brick

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