>My tummy hurts so I’m gonna stay in the boat. …You boys got this though!
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>My tummy hurts so Im gonna stay in the boat.
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>Im also going to angle the boat in such a way then when i release the ramp your in a machine guns line of sight
How the frick would you angle it, moron?
Sideways stupid.
And then what happens when they get out, moron?
>let me do a sideways turn in this slow ass piece of shit boat
You have no idea how boats work, do you?
he could have angle it by 10 degrees homosexual
>there is only one (1) enemy pillbox on the beach
You are absolutely 100% moronic.
doubt
Did you even finish high school?
yes, unlike you still doing art classes clearly .
I have to make things visual for actual morons like you.
you didnt space the turrets out correctly so they align with your false beliefs.
You do understand machine-guns can swivel, moron? How I spaced them out is irrelevant and the spacing was generous even. The Germans were much more specific and efficient with how they placed their bunkers.
Where do you go, Black personhomosexual?
landing them sideways had literally no benefit thats why they didnt do it.
the landing craft had minimal armor plating on the sides because they had to produce thousands of these. soldiers would still die inside from penetrating MG fire
they were slow to steer and a lot of them got caught in coastal obstacles, turning them sideways at the last moment was impossible.
even if you got lucky and turned it somehow, you were now at risk of capsizing the entire ship from waves or submerged obstacles.
more water now gets in and the craft will sink faster
the soldiers are still under fire for the entire time and disembarking will now take even longer
I could have done it, easy.
>stupid
Ironic
>here you go guise just swim that last 15 feet with your 100 pounds of gear while taking nested machine gun fire. General dumbfrick dickhead moron the third says it’ll work just great XDD
The US Army didnt care about the 1000 or so soldiers that die on the beaches. They had another 250,000 ready to throw into the mead grinder.
Saving Private Ryan has made DDay look like some crazy slaughter and the poor Americans were the eternal underdogs. In reality they took all beaches and all sectors within hours of landing and the MAJOR frickups of the US army.
So what the frick are you trying to say you ESL homosexual
Ironic post, considering that your reading comprehension is US public education-tier.
>they took all beaches and all sectors within hours of landing and the MAJOR frickups of the US army.
Does this make sense to you? If so, you're either challenged or should go back to school. But bravo for promoting moronation I guess.
NTA but your failed attempt at editorializing the actual history of D-Day is embarrassing and transparent.
Stick to issues concerning your own shithole and it’s irrelevant history.
Btw dinner time, Gagdeep
Its so fricking hilariously easy to trigger Americans. Take your meds, eat another hotpocket.
I'm not American - only been going through book after book on the Pacific War since April and have a memory, so know your SPR claim about Americans being underdogs on D-Day is horseshit and missing the point.
Book suggestions?
Personal favourite of mine is: The Hungry Caterpillar.
The Ian W. Toll trilogy is the one everyone goes on about, and for good reason. Excellent overview of the Pacific War, although emphasis on the word "Pacific", i.e. it's all about America vs. Japan. The shit that went on in China, India, Burma, etc. is hardly mentioned at all cause it's the Asian continent. Richard B. Frank is working on a new trilogy covering the Asia-Pacific War, so what went down in China, Burma, etc. I've ordered the first book in this trilogy and am waiting for it to arrive.
You can delve into individual campaigns as well. I have Frank's Guadalcanal and Thompson's The Battle of Sinagapore.
All of this stuff was ultimately backtracking. The first book I got was Embracing Defeat by Dower cause I wanted to know what the frick was up in post-war Japan. The narratives always stop at the nukes and the surrender. I wanted to know how Japan was changed so much. I got 200 pages in before my longing to know comprehensively about the war this shit was the aftermath of got the better of me, so I backtracked. I am going to pick up and finish the Dower book AFTER I read Frank's two books. As I'm still waiting on Tower of Skulls, I'm now reading The General vs. The President by way of a 'break' from Pacific War readings. Small book, more about two men rather than the event, is a sequel spin-off to the Pacific War, etc
The ones listed here
are all good, I'll add some others
For monographs and specific topics
Anything by James D Hornfischer, excellent
Bill Sloan has a couple good ones
Danger's Hour was good
Silent Victory. All about US submarines in the Pacific throughout the entire war
For Series
John Tolands the Rising Sun
Samuel Eliot Morrisons 15 volume series on the US Navy in WWII, predominantly the Pacific
Fire and Fortitude by John C Macmanus. A two volume on the US Army in the Pacific. pearl clutches over the term jap but mostly good
Fortress Rabual series by Bruce Gamble
I'm not American. Where are you from, homosexual?
>no u
>no u Sir!!
>I was merely pretending
>rice and mud mixed with shit
I don't blame Alexander for turning around and giving up at India.
You're putting a weird slant on the D-Day of SPR - they're shown winning early on too. It's main thing is that being part of the first wave is always a chaotic shitshow even if victory is guaranteed - Americans never had any doubt that they'd also win Peleiu or Iwo Jima or Okinawa, but being part of the first wave during the landing or attaching an entreched position is still going to be a nightmare.
The zones the americans landed at were particularly bloody, especially Omaha Beach, in contrast to the sectors landed by the canadians and brits
shut up Black person
allies outnumbered nazis 10 to 1 in that landing and frankly not enough boomer mutts died that day
What an intelligent response! Of course they outnumbered them 10 to 1, what kind of moron what launch an offensive at a location that result in a "fair fight"? Jesus fricking Christ. I'm sure their commanders were like "General, I hardly think it's fair that we attack there! We outnumber them! We should make this a totally fair fight!"
Moron.
Oh. So when we do it it's cool. But if the Chyna bring a bajillion troops when doing their korean war attacks then it's cheating somehow.
80% of nazis surrendered and collaborated with the Allies
the Canadian sector was actually WORSE for the first wave, but since they didn't have cliffs to get up, they got off the beach quicker. But the Canadian first wave actually caught it worse then the Americans at Omaha, the American's just couldn't get off the beach. The Canadians in fact were the only units that actually reached their D-Day objectives despite taking obscene first wave casualties, and engaging elements of an SS Panzer Division. The 1st and 29th Divisions faced a lot of Ost Truppen. But again, they were dug in at the top of cliffs, with draws being the only way off the beach, funneling the American's into crossfires. In the end the US destroyers saved the day for the most part. That and individual small unit actions by veteran US units (Rangers and 1st Division men, 29th Division was green I believe.)
Utah Beach, the other US beach was on the other hand a complete cake walk, they took like 40 casualties on d-day.
Sword and Gold were middle of the road.
Did you get your WW2 knowledge purely from this movie or do you have some other sources to backup these moronic claims your making?
Where are you from, Ivan?
the bunkers were aimed sideways for precisely this reason
Best post on Cinemaphile in six months
Can't argue with that.
Reeving in after watching Tokyo Drift
I would do a 360 and sail away
Frick that got me
Because you're a zoomer tiktok Black person loving tourist
Oh wow your so mean whatever shall I do
*You're. ESL too, Jesus Christ.
That's a circle dumb mutt. God I hate Americans.
redditor discovered. hello tourist, go back
idiot
Real life wasn't like the fricking movies.
huh?
They weren't getting gunned down by the zillions like in saving private ryan. Proven by your very own picture where someone could literally stop to take a picture of troops piling out. Yeah their tanks floundered and yes one of the beach heads suffered high casualties but again it wasn't like SPR
That's a staged picture taken after the beach was secured.
still doesn't change the fact that the landings were nothing like spr
>your picture proves you wrong
>"actually, it's a pictrue from days later"
>y-you are still wrong
Incorrect. I accept your concession.
Higgings boats were SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to be death traps as soon as the ramps deployed precisely to force units to get the frick off from the ship as fast as possible.
There's actual accounts by veterans that the landing was exactly like in Saving Private Ryan.
actually this has been debunked
actually it hasn't been debunked
Well then. It appears we are at an impasse.
On Dog Green Sector it was just like SPR, if anything it was worse since artillery was way more intense. There’s accounts of only one man being able to leave the craft without being shot. Soldiers had to play dead and let the waves wash them ashore. There was a landing craft that just didn’t make it to the beach and they don’t know what happened to it. Then there’s that German machine gunner who was nicknamed the Beast of Omaha, who himself claimed he shot 1000s of Americans that day:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh
In every war there's always some hero who shoots an amazing amount of enemy soldiers. moron. This is propaganda. You dumb Black person. Sure these things happen where one soldier does incredible shit, but THOUSANDS of soldiers? Black person you are stupid.
Either way it wasn’t a walk in the park. Also you wouldn’t say that to my face because I’d pin you down and eat your face off.
Absolute midwit thinking lmao.
He was entrenched with a great arc of fire over the beach and was the last MG position to be assaulted. He went through all 12,500 rounds of ammunition. As many as half of all Omaha casualties were due to him.
Sweet, another episode of
>Things that didn't happen
>But sure shoulda been cooler if they did
Maybe the picture was taken on one of the easy beaches? Or maybe (and more likely) it was taken after the fighting was already over?
>Proven by your very own picture
Proven by a picture from a landing days after the beach got cleared?
There were multiple beach landings and the vast majority of landings met almost no resistance.
war feels like Saving Private Ryan's opening scene whether 1000 men are fighting, or 1 million.
you may be in a frontline operation with divisions of men but it won't mean much compared to what's going on in a 50km radius
Is it true that israeli MPs were in the back row ready to shoot anyone who wouldn't leave the boat?
pol propaganda
Is the pol boogieman in the room with us now?
>Gets called out for being a pol gay
>Nuh uh!
Caught with your lil claw in the cookie jar
Yeah, but good luck finding more info about that.
calm down Kanye
No of course not, the logistics of doing that would be staggering, besides it's not like israelites are bulletproof, even if it were true I'd cap that israelite and blame it on the Germans. /misc/ found one photo with a vaguely israeli looking MP in it and decided that every boat had a boat israelite-for a smart board they can be very dumb.
I believe in the boat israelite
no, the Soviets did that though
Well yeah they're doing equivalent even right now lmao.
Yep you cqn find a photo with an MP and a huge nose and a smile while theres kids he was gonna be sending out.
Yes, and what's even more astounding is that they were all also owners of slave ships!
The only reason why I find this unlikely is because I doubt you would be able to scrounge up enough israelites willing to be MP's. They got cushey office jobs irl, they only got combat or field work jobs in Holleywood movies.
yes
you can tell just by the amount of glowBlack person gaslighting ITT
You should probably just take your meds and go leave
Highly unlikely. The amount of israelites that you’d have to gather to even make such an idea a reality is almost completely impossible.
No and yes, there was a israelite at the back of the boat but he was not armed. They were banking on the fact that when the doors fell open everyone would rather go and face heavy firepower than stay in the boat with the israelite
Of course he needs to stay in the boat, he needs to drive out of the way so the next wave can land.
>On to Berlin boys! The Huns will never get us now!
The Germans were actually considering doing that with their tanks to cross the English Channel.
I feel like they could of done this.
>Could of
Yeah no wonder you think it would work.
Didn’t the mythbusters prove this impossible because it’d rip you arms off assuming you were weighted down enough to not be pulled to the surface?
guy literally looks Italian
Let me guess, they deleted it because noticing is racism?
The boats did multiple trips. There were whole ships full of divisions waiting to come ashore. That was actually a huge deal during operation torch because they had morons (like you) driving boats and they crashed all of them.
>tummy
You're a grown man, don't fricking use that word ever again.
but then what am I supposed to say when I have a grumbly tummy?
Try saying "my tumbly is rumbly" and then rubbing your belly. Chicks dig it.
>my stomach is in pain
Or
>my belly is sore
autism
You're right, he should be an adult like me and call it a tum-tum.
>tummy
Test levels at an all time low
you arent my real dad
You should not need the advice of your father on how not to be a feminine queer.
I don't think your dad was around much.
I'm gonna squirt squirt into my cunnies tummy
>FOR TRANSGENDER CHILDR-ACK!
https://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it
>would be impossible without eastern front using up 90% of the german war machine
That's why america did lend lease btw. Lend lease was something the allies would prefer not to do but witbout the eastern front an Invasion of the european mainland would be impossible. The lend lease was as essential to the allies as it was to the USSR. Besides UK received more lend lease and hardly contributed to the war effort.
>Besides UK received more lend lease and hardly contributed to the war effort.
Theirs was more a defensive war
The USA did frick all too when you read about it. China and Russia shouldered all the real work.
Why didn't they give the boat wheels and drive up the beach?
>I got a note from the doctor,
>me hiding under a pile of bodies until the Allies have taken over
hirohito did the same thing
The image that caused millions of japs to seethe
More like it put things into perspective for them, i.e. the Man-God was more man than anything else. Also helped to further the idolation of MacArthur among the Japanese with him much more impressive than Hirohito, and it made the American regime also look really high minded and democratic and free speech when the refused the censor the photo as some of the old hards were demanding they do. Good political stunt by MacArthur.
I imagine myself on the beaches of Normandy, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop m*Tt dogs from advancing. We mow down m*Tt dogs but they keep coming. I shoot m*Tt dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my dagger and begin slaughtering m*Tts, since m*Tt are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. m*Tt were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see WUOTAN (Odin) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in hyperborea, my homeland. My ARYAN brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
Thank you Varg, very cool
Yes just leave the boat on the beach, don't turn around and pick up another load of soldiers.
That's a sailor. The only thing he's good for on land is drinking. And it wasn't that sort of an occasion.
>puddle pirate
>sailor
The role of Military Police on D-Day was to shoot anyone who didn't get out of the landing boat.
Why does everytime /misc/ thinks they've clocked a israelite, it always looks more like an Italian. This guy looks like a full-blooded Sicilian.
why is there a woman behind him?
never happened but it should have. Though only 1 US soldier was killed for desertion in WW2
The actual perspective of a German machinegun position, set up to fire along the beach from a fortified position, invisible from the beach.
Unironically what do you figure the machinegunners kill streaks were that day
My name is Doug, and I can cut a rug.
My name is Lance, and I've been to France
Imagine defending a race that's enslaving you, erasing your ancestors from history and genociding your children.
bad cope for no proofs
>Only 1 US soldier was executed for desertion
That you know of.
actually for cowardice. Refused to go back to the front and was made an example of.
Overall I think 99 US service men were sentenced to death, mostly for rapes and murders of civilians. We even gave the aussies a serial strangler
German losses in Poland were less than a third of US in Vietnam.
>Bro lets just compare 2 different wars.
homie what?! and you're wrong too.
>globohomosexual worships trannies and dragqueens
>also snidely mocks nazis for cross-dressing
This was my grandpa's job in ww2. Didn't stop him from getting shot. That said it wasn't America's war at all.
>That said it wasn't America's war at all
I guess the Americans should just ignore when another country declare war on it and starts to sink all their naval vessels right off their own coast.
Yes
WW2 wasn't real and your "grandpa" is a fricking liar
Good god this thread is so mind numbingly moronic it makes me weep. Anyone that just clicked on this thread I'd suggest leaving
that's not an excuse
>human wave, Soviets
:<
>human wave, America
:O
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God I hate you so much.
More of a volcel, I quit dating years ago. Sex is overrated and nobody ever tells you how annoying it is to have a live in girlfriend.
This guy was literally too dumb to live. He was given every single opportunity along the way and he threw them all away and they ended up executing him.