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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is so bad. This last episode is the worst one yet. The reuniting scene was cringe as frick and they even make a meta joke about it so they know it's cringe. But I like her and I'm still going to watch it because at least she will take time away from cringe ass Loki.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's boring and imposdible to follow. I don't understand any of their universe logic and there was no proper recap of S01. It's just endless pointless discussion and bad banter. Couldn't finish ep 2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've been so coy with what the nature of time is, and we finally get a glimpse of the physical time line. The TVA is constructed in the void around the flow of time, and a machine was built to weave together a single time line. Now that they're branching, they are stressing the machine. I assume reality was the flow of time flowing in all manner of directions.
        What's ludicrous about the TVA is that they somehow have the manpower to clip every branch. Somehow they only arrest humanoid offenders as if they are the threats. I never see a bear go on trial for eating the wrong berry.
        It also doesn't make sense how Sylvie lived to be a child if her branch would have begun red lining the instant she was born or even conceived.
        They really are just taking absurd liberties with the story.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Sylvie's nexus event was because she was going to be a Valkyrie instead of a Loki? This would somehow lead to the existence of a kang in her universe.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh alright, so the multiverse exists within the sacred timeline or what

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the sacred timeline is just the narrative the universes must follow

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So they have to find a Kang to repair it and then he takes over the TVA or what
                There's a good show here somewhere. They are just shitting it up with some extremely terrible filler.
                I wonder if without the loom, time would be free to express itself naturally, in that void where ever the tva exists.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its painfully obvious in some places they had no plan at all where this show was gonna go from the start. OBs first appearance being season 2 is a big tip off.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't even do the filler scenes properly. They only remember their meeting with Loki and the details of the device AFTER Loki on screen talks to him in the past. So it's confusing, whether or not Loki is impacting the present by interacting with the past (changing the present/future) or if it's just quirkiness, and they're sincerely just remembering in that moment. It feels like a mistake where the viewer can be led astray.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah they went with weird bs Looper logic. Very awkward and could have been better done.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's a product of withholding as many details as possible for the sake of containing each episode's plot. It's like there's too many restrictions to hide reveals for later episodes. They couldn't have OB remember Loki or even give a hint that he recognized him. It's like it's more about the ride for the audience. The audience doesn't know OB. OB doesn't know Loki since the audience doesn't know OB and Loki doesn't know OB. Don't confuse the audience, so have OB only remember after Loki interacts with him in the past.
                I think it's just some "hehe isn't this chink quirky, + subscribers?"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's boring and imposdible to follow. I don't understand any of their universe logic and there was no proper recap of S01. It's just endless pointless discussion and bad banter. Couldn't finish ep 2

      It's bad because the format is bad. 6 arbitrary hours means 6 self-contained plots which all have to conform to a formula. That means tons of filler between plot points and manipulating details seen by the audience for the sake of constructing formulas in subsequent episodes.
      For example, we know Loki gets pruned without finding a stick while he's looking at Sylvie in the elevator. We don't get to see who does it.
      For no reason at all, Loki is time slipping in the TVA so episode 1 has a plot to resolve the slipping, also so they can sew in future formulas like Renslayer working with Kang.

      It's an abomination, and the filler is the most offensive parts. The movie star former hunter interrogation scenes are the most painful shit I've had to watch aside from whatever bits from the past I have blocked out of my memory.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah an entire episode about fixing time skipping? That's when you know they have no story to tell. The movie star was a bad actor.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I rewatched it and skipped most of it. It's complete shit. I feel bad for the people involved in making it. Owen Wilson worked his ass off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calling it now the person that deletes him in the future was himself. Mobius is gonna be a secret bad guy.

          I rewatched it and skipped most of it. It's complete shit. I feel bad for the people involved in making it. Owen Wilson worked his ass off.

          Yea they have no real story and are making shit just to make it. I dont understand why all these modern shows make episode after episode of NOTHING happening. They all do it now, the pacing is just terrible.
          I think you are right about Mobius. They spent way too much on him claiming he doesnt care about this old life.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a plot hole that begs to be filled later, but per the format requires binging for any kind of satisfaction.

        About the only part of the first and second episode that makes the series fun at the moment is that it feels like a re-contextualized and poorly framed murder mystery with the real subtext is "Who killed Loki?". Where it's framed like a buddy cop series, it's cloaked like an heroic villain's journey, and it's shat upon with the middling of Rick and Morty rule of cool that is "rOFl, pretty randoooom, right".

        The time slipping into the future is 80% going to play into future episodes, and we'll see his assailant booting Loki into a damning time loop. It's possibly so damning that he is removed from all future time, for all time, always...
        Then these Sylvie-waifu's will see her take up the mantle completely.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I can't wait for that to be resolved next year in season 3!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse one, they spent the whole episode pretend beating up in a small setting, but at least the mcdonalds looked fresh, Disney writers are thinking there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It shouldn't demoralize people here to see such a clean and happy McDonald's without blacks because in this multi-verse, the holocaust happened successfully.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did she wall in between S1 and S2? i heard she got walled

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she got knocked up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she'd pump me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh hey, it's the husband from White Lotus. he was good in that, ripped too

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having a kid at 50 with an Asian
            no way it isn't autistic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those milkers were the unsung heroes of season 1.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah i need you to install zippers in her suit so i have easy access to her breasts
          >just tell her it's so she can nurse or some shit i don't give a frick

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This one post is the reason I’ve watched the show and am a fan of her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She does look kinda pinched

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the vax. Accelerated aging. They all look a decade older since s1.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >infinite universes
    >choose to be a mcdonalds chasier
    what the frick is wrong with women?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish death upon the show writers.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's cute.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mai waif!
    hahahahaha

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make fem Loki a fricking Karen with LGBBQ safety pin
    yeah, that'll bring in the viewers

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That would be $5 anon

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it now the person that deletes him in the future was himself. Mobius is gonna be a secret bad guy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I figure Loki had to find himself, then reunite with Sylvie for the finish of the show. I'm thinking Wilson just dips out at some point to live his life with the jetski, and the nigress bull female takes over for the film portions involving Wolverine etc.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG EYES!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will NEVER be a real woman.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I was that Ford

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She lives in that truck, doesn't she.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's saving up to put a downpayment on a house.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it? She's trying to have a life when she has magic doesn't need to work, could have it all. That would be more anonymous in the timeline.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hates the TVA
            >Works at McDonald's

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >39 year old working at mcdonalds

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me pick a loki out of my nose and wipe it on her.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all powerful god who used to live in paradise
    >wants to work at a McDonald's and drives a shitbox
    Do israelites think this is what goys want?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling they filmed all the seasons they're going to have in one go, and we just have to wait for the time scheduled release.

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