My wife is making me watch this now
She felt really strongly that i watch it.
What do I tell her? Do I pretend to like it?
Help
My wife is making me watch this now. She felt really strongly that i watch it. What do I tell her?
My wife is making me watch this now
She felt really strongly that i watch it.
What do I tell her? Do I pretend to like it?
Help
Guys help she just saw her gyno
Disgusting. have a nice day. You can't even protect her from doctors.
If you can't compromise and watch a movie with your wife to make her happy then I don't see this marriage lasting very long. What a manbaby.
Say you hated the Ken parts or she's going to divorce you and steal all your money like a fricking c**t
He married a woman. That's gonna happen no matter what he does. If someone really loves you they don'y need a state enforced contract that essentially holds you hostage in the relationship.
You don't have to like it. If she can't handle you not liking it then that's her problem. Stop walking on eggshells around her
It's a very very bad film. If she likes it divorce her
start crying and kicking your feet in the air and punching the ground. she doesn't get to control you.
Tell her that Gosling would be your hall pass celebrity
Just obnoxiously commit to the MRA subtext of Ken's story. He literally watches a Little Dark Age edit and gets redpilled on masculinity and then establishes equal rights with the Barbies (which the Barbies are totally okay with).
Then Barbie teams up with the evil corporate overlords and complains about men and distracts them with jealousy so that the Kens have their society subverted from underneath them by inducing political apathy and infighting among men.
I'm not even exaggerating.
she's going to start bringing other men over so stay tuned for that
don't act like you didn't like it, don't refuse to give an opinion, for this one thing just go along with her on it. women are psychotic about this film, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me partly because I didn't want to watch it
I'm sorry bro.
Just go and live a good life
>only men care about love
>women only care about possessions and power
There are some gems in those film lads
just watch it you fricking loser. you might enjoy it.
it was not awful.
I watched this with my wife and she loved ken and said he was the real main character and the ending was really stupid. Is she gaslighting me?
Probably. You shouldn't trust her
How did you end up in this situation? Do you recommend Superhero/Star Wars movies? If so you set the precedent of stupid kid slop and only have yourself to blame. So watch it and don't complain.
Otherwise, if you only recommend age appropriate stuff, just call her out for wanting you to watch a movie made for little girls.
moron yes you're supposed to pretend to like stuff for your wife. She does the same for you, you're just too moronic to realize.
I would unironically file for divorce if my wife wanted to watch Barbie
It's not that bad. It's got some cuties in it.
homosexual
Tell her this barbie reminder you of her
Kek. Reminds me of the meme
>Women when they tell you Lizzo is beautiful 🙂
>Women when you tell them they look like Lizzie 🙁
Progressive women like to talk about how trannies are valid and beautiful but if you tell her she looks like a troony, she will take it as an insult
It's ok for her to want to watch it but if she likes it, absolutely case for divorce. This is the worst movie in the history of cinema
OP here
Oh god I think I got through it
You're either about to be divorce raped, or you're about to be sissified.
Choose your future carefully OP.
Laugh and praise every ken appearance, he stole that movie anyway
You haven't even seen it and you're already complaining
Just watch it and have fun with your wife and form an opinion afterwards dipshit. Stop getting all of your media takes from Cinemaphile
>about to watch communist horseshit made by braindead apparatchik
>gee I wonder if it will be good
Stop taking your meds, it is okay to be a man.
>muh commie
It must be hard be like you all.
Yes, a feminist is a gendered communist, that is objective fact. You seem strangely defensive when someone points that out.
You are fricking pathetic and she deserves a divorce.
Tell her Oppenheimer is better
She better suck your dick for enduring this fricking ordeal
I am a very open minded dude. Straight but jerk off with gay thoughts and let my gf finger me to death while sucking mine wiener. But for fricks sake, this movie was disgusting. I had to quit it 20 minutes in. And the worst thing of all was how it looks. The scenarios, the colors, the pink... it was not pleasing at all
Watch it for Gosling and at the end of the movie say “Ken is literally me”
You don't have to pretend to like it, you just watch the AGP kino and transition.
That sounds kinda gay, anon
Look at that wrinkly neck. Feminist director had to cast late 30’s roastie instead of 19 year old babe that Barbie is actually meant to be.
When you got to the
>Being a woman is literally impossible
scene I hope you laughed in her face and said "wow, I knew being a woman was easy, but I had no idea your biggest complaints were so trivial!"
At the end of the film. Stand up and declare loudly.. "Now, I am Ken!"
just b***h about and criticize it endlessly until she gives up and tells you to go away
>My wife is making me
>making me
Pro tip: if you just casually agreed from the outset and without causing a stink like a little girl would. Then she wouldn't be "making" you watch that film, you'd just be doing it without giving her power over you like that you dumb b***h.
Nod along and say you liked it but make it come across as a mild like, you try and act like you absolutely love it she won't fall for it
Watch it for Gosling.
Dude just watch it. My netflix translation butchered the absolute frick out of it to the point my wife zoned out and started playing with the kid, I soon followed to play HWRM. Its boring, only critics care.
Should have just asked to watch princess bride instead
Put anthrax on her tampons.
Say you loved the Ken parts and she will let you frick her ass right then for being a Chad.
It's sad that incels won't let this film in, the message it has for you is basically MGTOW. Don't define yourself by your ability to get girls, define yourself by your values and actions.
>It's sad that incels won't let this film in
What does this even mean?
Tell her you liked the Ken parts
>Money stolen
Tell her you are gay because if you watch this film you are a certified homosexual.
I was in the same boat and just endure it
Literally not that bad. She gets her feet out a lot. Most of the gosling stuff is kino. The world doesn't fricking end if you acknowledge there are things that women deal with uniquely. Things can be relevant to people and not the most important thing ever. Most of the people in this thread are antisocial inflexible morons and cannot function in society. Its just a film. I enjoyed it without really caring all that much about what women have to go through.
>what women have to go through.
Nice to see you internalised the propaganda without caring about it.
have a nice day homosexual
I acknowledge that women deal with things normal people don't even consider a problem, just shrieks of pampered, spoiled children.
Literally all of their ""expectations"" are self imposed nonsense.
the whole speech is just ridiculous
>It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.
>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.
>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.
>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.
>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.
...or you could just not give a shit?
>Barbie uses lies and duplicity to put Barbieland back the way it was
>immediately leaves because life in Barbieland is unfulfilling and hollow
wow thanks Barbie I'm glad nobody's having fun any more, you saved the day
My wife watched it and spent 2 days talking about how stupid it was. I half watched and all I can say is women are mega cringe.
It's a dumb comedy and should be appreciated as such. idk why women think it's some groundbreaking feminist screed, but just acknowledge women might have a different lived experience and you should be fine
If you want to be an butthole then comment on how the 'impossible to be a woman' monologue is a list of trivial complaints. 90% of homeless people are male because society won't let you fall too far as long as you have a vegana