My wife Jeanne d'Arc.

My wife Jeanne d'Arc.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the French king marry her? She was apparently good at warfare something French men are famously not. Was the French king gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was an illiterate peasant. Part of her justification for recanting her confession was that she couldn’t read the paper they asked her to sign, and she only learned to sign her own name late in her life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? The couldn't the king read?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It seems neither Jeanna nor I can read or write

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, he was also french

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was God's chosen and I'm saying this as an Anglo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. It’s just that I understand the King was never going to marry a peasant girl even if he should have.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no other explanation for how she was able to answer those questions so tactifully. She was a good artillery commander as well

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She was a good artillery commander as well
            Source? I'm not doubting you I just want to know more.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was in her reconcillation trial when they called witnesses. Her former companions provided testimony and her skills for artillery were consistently complimented

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have any good non fiction Joan of Arc books to recommend?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mark Twains fictional account is actually extremely well researched. Its based off all the court documents. Personal Recollections Of Joan of Arc.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon I'll look into it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how do you live knowing your ancestors put her on the stake? You shall pay one day anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >French men are famously not
      Lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's wrong, but so is that chart

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, this chart also counts the Merovingian and Carolingian empires as well as the Norman conquests as """french""" victories.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and why shouldnt they count as such ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dauphin was already married.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniffin farts and Jonin' d'Arcs, amirite fellas?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If all them english people were speaking french, why did they attack and invade france.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joanna Dark

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon realizes a video game character was named after a historical figure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sweet strategy jrpg too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>anon realizes a video game character was named after a historical figure
        Yeah. That's usually how it works when you're a 10 year old whose never heard of Joan of Arc outside of the Bill and Ted movie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's usually how it works when you're a 10 year old whose never heard of Joan of Arc outside of the Bill and Ted movie
          Noah's wife?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon realizes a video game character was named after a historical figure

      HO LEE shit I did not realise this

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't mind if i do

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
    IT'S DOUBLE THE PLEASURE
    TRIPLE THE FUN

    Why was the main song from B&T's EA about twin brothers happily sharing the same girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      Well, I remember the sparks that flew
      In the summer of '79
      My brother went wild
      For a pretty girl's smile
      But he didn't care that she was mine
      We fought each other
      Like never before
      And beat till we were black and blue
      And when we told her it was time
      She'd made up her mind
      She said, "I've had it with the both of you"
      That was when the pact was made, uh
      No woman could sever
      We swore it brother for the rest of our lives
      We would stick together forever
      'Cause
      Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
      (Woo hoo hoo)
      It's double the pleasure babe
      It's triple the fun
      I said
      Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
      (better than one)
      It'll make you come undone
      Two heads are better than one
      Well we found ourselves in Vegas
      The city of sin
      We were restless and looking to play
      When this little blonde dolly
      In the hotel lobby
      Blew a kiss as she walked our way
      She said, "I'm feelin kind of lonely"
      And gave us a wink
      Feeling bold we expressed our intentions
      We said, "you gotta have both"
      She said, "That's a joke."
      "It takes two, just to get my attention"
      Both to share and share alike, uh
      That's a part of our lifestyle
      So I'm gonna tell you baby
      Just where we stand
      If you won't love us both
      It ain't what's wild
      Because
      Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
      (woo hoo hoo)
      It's double the pleasure
      Triple the fun
      I said
      Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
      It'll make you come undone
      Two heads are better than one
      We've come this far together
      It's too late for turning back
      But it's only fair to warn you
      That when you rock with the boys
      You never come back
      (oh no)
      Hey!
      Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
      (woo hoo hoo)
      It's double the pleasure
      Triple the fun
      I'll tell ya
      Two heads are better than one
      It'll make you come undone
      Nothing's better than
      Two heads are better than one
      It's double the pleasure babe
      I'ts triple the fun
      Two heads
      Are better than one
      It'll make you come undone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nelson is an American rock band founded by singer/songwriters Matthew and Gunnar Nelson (twin sons of Ricky Nelson and Kristin Nelson).
        ...
        During this time, Nelson was also approached to contribute a song to the film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Matthew and Gunnar then co-wrote a song with Dweezil Zappa called "Two Heads are Better than One". Since the band was in the process of being signed up to Geffen, Kalodner recommended them not to use their names for the song, so they were billed as Power Tool instead. The song eventually became the film's theme song.[7][10]

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Medieval French Pussy
    Imagine the Smell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the bush.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other anons read her court documents? Its a great read. You can get a pretty accurate summary if you read Mark Twains Recollections of Jean of Arc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't aware that Mark Twain wrote a story about her. That's interesting, though unfortunately my interest in her isn't enough to give it a read. Maybe one day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jean’s contemporary sources are some of the most interesting things I’ve read along with The History by Tacitus.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bless this anon who still reads books

        It wasn’t holy war just a regular one

        She also advocated for the English to join the french to kill the heretics in that were rising up in parts of the HRE

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean my wife.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    COOL, COOL, COOL

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt people who have no idea what 'maiden' actually means

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was purest virgin.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Joan of Arc.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is that Italian black and white film? Ive been meaning to watch it for ages

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a werewolf

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to take her to some cool places

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need more movies of a fish out of water Joan of Arc in a modern setting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to see her eat a hot dog

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only after lent, right anon?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our Christian God wants us Christians to defeat those other Christians in war!

    it'd make sense if they were fighting pagan, Muslim, or even protestant armies. But they were all Catholics on both sides. How do Catholics have a Holy War against Catholics? Why would God choose sides? She's probably a schitzo or a liar.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even as a Christian I find matters like this to be perplexed. It doesn't degrade my faith, but it's something I think about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t holy war just a regular one

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Dark, you say?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hush, my darling
    >Don't you cry
    >Quiet, angel
    >Forget their lies

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get a qt bobcut french gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can start by going to France.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just think of all the riots you can be a part of

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are you still alive Noah?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I...AM...YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM.....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really her?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was also the guitarist to the go-go's, she's stunning in the Head over heels music video.

          I had such a crush on her growing up. Good Lord

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's also a big time kinkster

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy2Uw_1EVGE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what in frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://afterellen.com/jane-wiedlin-talks-bisexuality-bdsm-go-gos-last-tour/

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          frickin astro boy hair

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was also the guitarist to the go-go's, she's stunning in the Head over heels music video.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw hundred years war was about northern france fighting southern france anglos didn't even exist at that time
    How do bongs and amerimutts cope with this fact?

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