She was an illiterate peasant. Part of her justification for recanting her confession was that she couldn’t read the paper they asked her to sign, and she only learned to sign her own name late in her life.
It was in her reconcillation trial when they called witnesses. Her former companions provided testimony and her skills for artillery were consistently complimented
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Have any good non fiction Joan of Arc books to recommend?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Mark Twains fictional account is actually extremely well researched. Its based off all the court documents. Personal Recollections Of Joan of Arc.
>>anon realizes a video game character was named after a historical figure
Yeah. That's usually how it works when you're a 10 year old whose never heard of Joan of Arc outside of the Bill and Ted movie
Well, I remember the sparks that flew
In the summer of '79
My brother went wild
For a pretty girl's smile
But he didn't care that she was mine
We fought each other
Like never before
And beat till we were black and blue
And when we told her it was time
She'd made up her mind
She said, "I've had it with the both of you"
That was when the pact was made, uh
No woman could sever
We swore it brother for the rest of our lives
We would stick together forever
'Cause
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(Woo hoo hoo)
It's double the pleasure babe
It's triple the fun
I said
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(better than one)
It'll make you come undone
Two heads are better than one
Well we found ourselves in Vegas
The city of sin
We were restless and looking to play
When this little blonde dolly
In the hotel lobby
Blew a kiss as she walked our way
She said, "I'm feelin kind of lonely"
And gave us a wink
Feeling bold we expressed our intentions
We said, "you gotta have both"
She said, "That's a joke."
"It takes two, just to get my attention"
Both to share and share alike, uh
That's a part of our lifestyle
So I'm gonna tell you baby
Just where we stand
If you won't love us both
It ain't what's wild
Because
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(woo hoo hoo)
It's double the pleasure
Triple the fun
I said
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
It'll make you come undone
Two heads are better than one
We've come this far together
It's too late for turning back
But it's only fair to warn you
That when you rock with the boys
You never come back
(oh no)
Hey!
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(woo hoo hoo)
It's double the pleasure
Triple the fun
I'll tell ya
Two heads are better than one
It'll make you come undone
Nothing's better than
Two heads are better than one
It's double the pleasure babe
I'ts triple the fun
Two heads
Are better than one
It'll make you come undone
Nelson is an American rock band founded by singer/songwriters Matthew and Gunnar Nelson (twin sons of Ricky Nelson and Kristin Nelson).
...
During this time, Nelson was also approached to contribute a song to the film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Matthew and Gunnar then co-wrote a song with Dweezil Zappa called "Two Heads are Better than One". Since the band was in the process of being signed up to Geffen, Kalodner recommended them not to use their names for the song, so they were billed as Power Tool instead. The song eventually became the film's theme song.[7][10]
Wasn't aware that Mark Twain wrote a story about her. That's interesting, though unfortunately my interest in her isn't enough to give it a read. Maybe one day.
>our Christian God wants us Christians to defeat those other Christians in war!
it'd make sense if they were fighting pagan, Muslim, or even protestant armies. But they were all Catholics on both sides. How do Catholics have a Holy War against Catholics? Why would God choose sides? She's probably a schitzo or a liar.
>mfw hundred years war was about northern france fighting southern france anglos didn't even exist at that time
How do bongs and amerimutts cope with this fact?
Why didn't the French king marry her? She was apparently good at warfare something French men are famously not. Was the French king gay?
She was an illiterate peasant. Part of her justification for recanting her confession was that she couldn’t read the paper they asked her to sign, and she only learned to sign her own name late in her life.
So? The couldn't the king read?
It seems neither Jeanna nor I can read or write
no, he was also french
She was God's chosen and I'm saying this as an Anglo
I agree. It’s just that I understand the King was never going to marry a peasant girl even if he should have.
I have no other explanation for how she was able to answer those questions so tactifully. She was a good artillery commander as well
>She was a good artillery commander as well
Source? I'm not doubting you I just want to know more.
It was in her reconcillation trial when they called witnesses. Her former companions provided testimony and her skills for artillery were consistently complimented
Have any good non fiction Joan of Arc books to recommend?
Mark Twains fictional account is actually extremely well researched. Its based off all the court documents. Personal Recollections Of Joan of Arc.
Thanks anon I'll look into it.
how do you live knowing your ancestors put her on the stake? You shall pay one day anon
>French men are famously not
Lmao
He's wrong, but so is that chart
Let me guess, this chart also counts the Merovingian and Carolingian empires as well as the Norman conquests as """french""" victories.
and why shouldnt they count as such ?
The dauphin was already married.
Sniffin farts and Jonin' d'Arcs, amirite fellas?
If all them english people were speaking french, why did they attack and invade france.
>Joanna Dark
>anon realizes a video game character was named after a historical figure
pretty sweet strategy jrpg too
>>anon realizes a video game character was named after a historical figure
Yeah. That's usually how it works when you're a 10 year old whose never heard of Joan of Arc outside of the Bill and Ted movie
>That's usually how it works when you're a 10 year old whose never heard of Joan of Arc outside of the Bill and Ted movie
Noah's wife?
HO LEE shit I did not realise this
don't mind if i do
TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
IT'S DOUBLE THE PLEASURE
TRIPLE THE FUN
Why was the main song from B&T's EA about twin brothers happily sharing the same girl
Huh?
Well, I remember the sparks that flew
In the summer of '79
My brother went wild
For a pretty girl's smile
But he didn't care that she was mine
We fought each other
Like never before
And beat till we were black and blue
And when we told her it was time
She'd made up her mind
She said, "I've had it with the both of you"
That was when the pact was made, uh
No woman could sever
We swore it brother for the rest of our lives
We would stick together forever
'Cause
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(Woo hoo hoo)
It's double the pleasure babe
It's triple the fun
I said
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(better than one)
It'll make you come undone
Two heads are better than one
Well we found ourselves in Vegas
The city of sin
We were restless and looking to play
When this little blonde dolly
In the hotel lobby
Blew a kiss as she walked our way
She said, "I'm feelin kind of lonely"
And gave us a wink
Feeling bold we expressed our intentions
We said, "you gotta have both"
She said, "That's a joke."
"It takes two, just to get my attention"
Both to share and share alike, uh
That's a part of our lifestyle
So I'm gonna tell you baby
Just where we stand
If you won't love us both
It ain't what's wild
Because
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(woo hoo hoo)
It's double the pleasure
Triple the fun
I said
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
It'll make you come undone
Two heads are better than one
We've come this far together
It's too late for turning back
But it's only fair to warn you
That when you rock with the boys
You never come back
(oh no)
Hey!
Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
(woo hoo hoo)
It's double the pleasure
Triple the fun
I'll tell ya
Two heads are better than one
It'll make you come undone
Nothing's better than
Two heads are better than one
It's double the pleasure babe
I'ts triple the fun
Two heads
Are better than one
It'll make you come undone
Nelson is an American rock band founded by singer/songwriters Matthew and Gunnar Nelson (twin sons of Ricky Nelson and Kristin Nelson).
...
During this time, Nelson was also approached to contribute a song to the film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Matthew and Gunnar then co-wrote a song with Dweezil Zappa called "Two Heads are Better than One". Since the band was in the process of being signed up to Geffen, Kalodner recommended them not to use their names for the song, so they were billed as Power Tool instead. The song eventually became the film's theme song.[7][10]
>Medieval French Pussy
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the bush.
Any other anons read her court documents? Its a great read. You can get a pretty accurate summary if you read Mark Twains Recollections of Jean of Arc
Wasn't aware that Mark Twain wrote a story about her. That's interesting, though unfortunately my interest in her isn't enough to give it a read. Maybe one day.
Jean’s contemporary sources are some of the most interesting things I’ve read along with The History by Tacitus.
Bless this anon who still reads books
She also advocated for the English to join the french to kill the heretics in that were rising up in parts of the HRE
You mean my wife.
Wrong
COOL, COOL, COOL
>itt people who have no idea what 'maiden' actually means
She was purest virgin.
For me it's Joan of Arc.
How is that Italian black and white film? Ive been meaning to watch it for ages
What the FRICK was his problem?
He was a werewolf
I want to take her to some cool places
We need more movies of a fish out of water Joan of Arc in a modern setting
I'd love to see her eat a hot dog
Only after lent, right anon?
>our Christian God wants us Christians to defeat those other Christians in war!
it'd make sense if they were fighting pagan, Muslim, or even protestant armies. But they were all Catholics on both sides. How do Catholics have a Holy War against Catholics? Why would God choose sides? She's probably a schitzo or a liar.
Even as a Christian I find matters like this to be perplexed. It doesn't degrade my faith, but it's something I think about.
It wasn’t holy war just a regular one
John Dark, you say?
>Hush, my darling
>Don't you cry
>Quiet, angel
>Forget their lies
how do I get a qt bobcut french gf
You can start by going to France.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
just think of all the riots you can be a part of
How are you still alive Noah?
I...AM...YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM.....
Is that really her?
Yep
I had such a crush on her growing up. Good Lord
She's also a big time kinkster
Explain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy2Uw_1EVGE
what in frick
https://afterellen.com/jane-wiedlin-talks-bisexuality-bdsm-go-gos-last-tour/
frickin astro boy hair
She was also the guitarist to the go-go's, she's stunning in the Head over heels music video.
>mfw hundred years war was about northern france fighting southern france anglos didn't even exist at that time
How do bongs and amerimutts cope with this fact?