>MYYY SAAAANDWIIICHHHH

>MYYY SAAAANDWIIICHHHH
why did boomers piss and shit their pants laughing over this?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op confirmed for not having a moistmaker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moistmaker
      Realistically, would it actually work?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yes, anon, you need to experiment with sauce absorbtion edibles rn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I made one with my leftovers last year pretty much to the show's specs, not only was it great but my local slut's hobby is just watching friends so after I posted a picture of it she hit me up for one.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never got it either. It's completely right getting upsit over something like this. You've been working and looking forward to your sandwich and some guy took some bites and to add insult to injury threw the rest of it in the garbage? I'm surprised Ross didn't go postal. He had every right to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone steals your lunch
      this merits mild anger
      >somebody steals your THANKS GIVING LEFTOVERS
      This merits outrage as well as compensation
      >your boss steals your Thanksgiving leftovers, eats a couple bites of a massive sandwich, then throws it away rather than slicing off the uneaten half and returning it.
      I would have to sit down and ask their family, point blank, if everything was alright because clearly their breadwinner is some kind of morally bankrupt sociopath.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the mental illness characteristic of garden gnomes is hilarious.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably because PIVOT

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why retarded people love this show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I really don't think you have to be a contrarian to not find Friends funny.

      >Noooo you must enjoy my bland boomer humour or else you're a bitter contrarian!

      This is the type of gay (You) share a shit opinion with
      https://www.insider.com/friends-is-problematic-2018-1

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a funny bit, autismo.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People were a lot happier before 9/11, you wouldn't understand.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a contrarian doesn’t make you cool or interesting you know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I really don't think you have to be a contrarian to not find Friends funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could also be someone who didn’t go to prom I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo you must enjoy my bland boomer humour or else you're a bitter contrarian!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ross was correct though, who the fuck eats someone elses food?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we have shared fridges on every floor at the company i work at, so if i ever forget food i just jack other peoples shit
      one time karma got me good though, because i think i ate something that was in there for ages and it gave me crippling food poisoning.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >poorfag problems
        lmao just get a lunch meeting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i make quite a lot of money, its just that sometimes it too big of a hassle to leave the building if you forget to bring something.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >richfags are lazy
            Imagine my shock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i make quite a lot of money, its just that sometimes it too big of a hassle to leave the building if you forget to bring something.

        You've got to be larping, right? You just steal someone elses food that they thoughtfully prepared and brought for themselves?

        Fuck you. I hope you get what's coming to you, cunt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont really take sandwiches or at home prepared stuff, just things like yogurts, soda cans, sushi, etc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sometimes I just feel like stealing other people's shit
        holy fuck and you people think you deserve the right to vote

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think i have the right to vote, i HAVE the right to vote lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            learn to read you lunch stealing gay

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's stronger, Mental Geller or Red Ross?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers and millennials don't bring lunch to work, they always buy it. That's why they can't relate to ross

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other 5?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once had a coworker, a teenage girl who traveled a couple of hours to and from work. Somebody ate her lunch, so she bought a lunch from the work lunch trolley. It gave her food poisoning and she had to go home because she couldn't stop puking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its an eat or be eaten world out there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have gladly have eaten her

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>MYYY SAAAANDWIIICHHHH
    I was the target audience for this back when it was airing, and never "got it".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you autistic, by any chance?

      There's nothing to fucking get, lol. It was slapstick humor showing how crazy Ross was getting after his failed marriage with Emily. Seriously, I was 8 when this aired and understood it just fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you autistic, by any chance?
        Is this satire, or did you really mean to imply I'm autistic and then try to explain the lore of some gay 90's rom-com?

        >There's nothing to fucking get, lol.
        I know. Friends sucked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Explaining a retard a joke he didn't got is explain the lore now
          Did you introduce a crayon in your noise by any chance?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic Divorce Force.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did Ross come up with his classic “watching TV” bit?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers don’t each sandwiches because it’s …le racist

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friends is hilarious and whoever don't like it's not my friend

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ross lost custody of his son Ben because of his violent mood swings. This isn't supposed to be funny it's sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ben is the 4th favourite grandson so they don't care

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wait the entire year for thanksgiving leftovers so you can make a based turkey sandwich.
    >Some asshole eats it out of the refrigerator even though you put a name on it.
    >Not going insane.
    No cap if I was Ross here I would have stapled that dudes balls to the desk and cut his asshole so he will shit flapjacks the rest of his life.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically I would have beaten him to death the moment he admitted to taking my food. Everything he said afterwards was just icing on the cake.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was hilarious. Anyone would be upset in that situation and if you watch the show you know Ross is prone to getting comically upset at mundane shit. The "my sandwich" bit was one of the few times that schtick made me laugh.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all the friends admited at some point in the show that ross was right about the break but just didnt say it to rachel because the bitch was crazy.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how i met your mother is a lot funnier than friends but people are too scared to admit it because of the friends cult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the first three seasons possibly, after that lol no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not because the office and park and rec schizos spent years seething at any sitcom

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Ross post-second divorce is the only example of flanderization actually improving character and having a plot reason for it as well.

    >s1-4 Ross is a whiny "nice guy"
    >s5-10 Ross is a based madman

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By today's standards, Friends was pretty based. It made fun of gays, trannies, foreigners and had an entirely white(though gnomish) cast. And it actually had funny jokes once in a while

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I too had friends.

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