>N-NOOOOOOO!

>N-NOOOOOOO! DON'T! I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT THIS!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cumbrains on Cinemaphile think it's a good idea for a married man to have sex with 2 obvious psychopaths

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont see the problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all women are psychopaths so you are married to one already may as well frick another two

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she dressed up in his daughters schoolgirl uniform and rode him, anon. he did not want it. at all. ever. just a downright bad position to be in. terrible. tut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember jerking it to that pic over a decade ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ewww I bet she even smelled liked his daughter that's so gross haha. Just a little scent of his sweet daughter lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men who find this attractive should be locked up forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in a sex asylum?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO! DON'T SUCK MY wiener! NOOOOOO!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just be nervous if these two unhinged b***hes would crush my balls or something. People that post these threads think sex is still this exciting thing, but after a while it's just whatever.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell on Earth

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chuds want men's rights but not when it comes to sexual abuse.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Still not posted.
    https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This shit always makes me smirk. I might be moronic

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't they going to kill him after though? Would it still be worth it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I want my first time to be my last time.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who was in the wrong here?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I saw this film I don't feel safe answering knocks on the door from strangers. What if Ana de Armas rapes me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >sitting at home watching tv
      >hear a knock on the door
      >look outside and it's a 17 year old girl
      >open the door to see what she wants
      >immediately she throws herself on me
      >am completely powerless against this, because if I fight back that would mean overpowering her and making me a rapist
      >lie on the ground crying trying not to move a single muscle while she rapes me
      >she finishes and leaves
      >next day the police show up at my house
      >get arrested because I voluntarily allowed the 17 year old girl into my home so therefore I raped her
      >only her word against mine
      >life in prison

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really just don't care for Keanu Reeves. He's just a regular fricking guy, he's an atrociously bad actor, and the inexplicable meme worship of this guy is the most annoying fricking thing since Chuck Norris. It went from disingenuous to outright moronic to forced cringe meme all in one day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I doubt even Keanu feels good about being a redditor's most beloved wholesome 100 actor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ick I'd retire or try to involve myself in a scandal or something. I remember when Morgan Freeman did a "reddit AMA" that was obviously his publicist's idea so the Redditors were fuming that their long winded, big think questions weren't getting answered and instead the stupid questions like "what's your favorite color!" were getting answered. As if Morgan Freeman is going to give time to the biggest losers on the fricking internet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked him in my private idaho thats it. Being an autistic manprostitute is the reach of his ability as an actor

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think Eli Roth might not be a good filmmaker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s sad that his wife (the other female lead in this film) subsequently left him and married a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he shouldn't have paraded his wife around as a virtual prostitute for millions of men and boys.

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