One of the worst parts of going to high school in the early 2000s was the guys who would adopt the Kevin Smith persona and getting away with it because he was and wasn't mainstream.
They are realistic for nerds; i hung out with the autistic kids in school because i liked to be able to always win at 4square and horse and they were always talking about Zelda and Sonic fan theories and shit. Hell one of them wrote a goddamned manifestio on how the events of Age of Mythology could have actually occurred on a "realistic" historical timescale
I bet get all nostalgic and teary eyed when some youtube channel talks about Zoobooks and Floam
You sit on the the computer all day and know nothing of life
9 months ago
Anonymous
Weird accusations. I don't know what either of those things are or understand what you're implying.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're a child that is so socially isolated that he thinks that suffering and fear is a recent phenomenon
Also you're a little homosexual that thinks le 90s and early 00s were the peak of human achievement despite being a toddler or sperm during that time
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't give a frick what you think, you old, israeli dick schlorping, Black person.
9 months ago
Anonymous
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9 months ago
Anonymous
didn't ask, don't care
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shoo satan get those evil digits outta here
9 months ago
Anonymous
How do you respond to this without sounding mad? Also check'd
the fact that the movie makes Dante out to be the bad guy when he finds out his girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks and is justifiably shocked. And that being brought leftover lasagna for lunch is a big deal.
I really miss old Kevin Smith. It was so comfy listening to him tell stories.
The chick that is nuts about you,
The chick that only made you nuts
One of the worst parts of going to high school in the early 2000s was the guys who would adopt the Kevin Smith persona and getting away with it because he was and wasn't mainstream.
That famous class photo of Columbine looked like at least 3/4ths of the kids had adopted Clerks characters as their personalities/fashion guides.
>Movie about realistic conversations
>None of the conversations are realistic
They are realistic for nerds; i hung out with the autistic kids in school because i liked to be able to always win at 4square and horse and they were always talking about Zelda and Sonic fan theories and shit. Hell one of them wrote a goddamned manifestio on how the events of Age of Mythology could have actually occurred on a "realistic" historical timescale
this. just look at sleepycabin. get a bunch of autists together and this stuff happens
I miss when America was so great that everything that we had to be mad about was stupid superficial bullshit.
It was never like that you moronic child
>nothing was ever great that's why we have to try so hard to censor and rewrite history
whatever you say rabbi homosexualstein
Oy vey you're moronic
I'm sorry that you come from such a subhuman line that you have to cope with the greatness of the past by pretending it didn't exist
Black person Clerks came out in 11994. give your head a shake
fine, but the post I was responding to said that "it was never like that"
I bet get all nostalgic and teary eyed when some youtube channel talks about Zoobooks and Floam
You sit on the the computer all day and know nothing of life
Weird accusations. I don't know what either of those things are or understand what you're implying.
You're a child that is so socially isolated that he thinks that suffering and fear is a recent phenomenon
Also you're a little homosexual that thinks le 90s and early 00s were the peak of human achievement despite being a toddler or sperm during that time
I don't give a frick what you think, you old, israeli dick schlorping, Black person.
You wanna know what I do for a living? I coom. I literally coom for a living. I have a national network of lesbians that literally pay me for my sperm because I am so strong and handsome. On top of this I also coom for legitimate spermbanks that spread my seed throughout the world. I have children in fricking Quebec speaking French and I have children in fricking Australia that eat Koalas for supper. I have mulatto children of every race that explore every avenue of my genetic potential. I am a modern day Geingis Khan. My legacy will carry on forever, my descendants will populate the stars. You are nothing.
didn't ask, don't care
Shoo satan get those evil digits outta here
How do you respond to this without sounding mad? Also check'd
Jew
>Whoa a show about losers who swear a lot and are obnoxious!
>So relatable!
This is the average Clerks fanboy.
the detective lady at the near the end stumbles through her lines
lol all the acting in the movie is extremely bad
yeah but she's way worse than the rest
the whole vibe behind this movie has been dead for 20 years
true
I love the vibe of Mall Rats
>name a flaw
you can never relive the 90s again
I was born in 2004 stupid homosexual
You have to be an adult to post here, underage homosexual
most 04 kids are 19 stupid moron
Anyone born after 2000 is a child
I am literally a 19 year old with a beard and a full set up pubes
Nice, you sound hot
You are a little boy till your wiener has stretched open a pussy you did not pay for
Not genuine sex coomergay
>penis in vegana is not genuine sex
?
It was made by this guy
Did he lose weight?
yes, he lost 2 oz by cutting off his balls
Tape worms from anal sex
the fact that the movie makes Dante out to be the bad guy when he finds out his girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks and is justifiably shocked. And that being brought leftover lasagna for lunch is a big deal.