Name a flaw. Ill admit that the third one is too long. But the first two are perfect.

Name a flaw. I’ll admit that the third one is too long. But the first two are perfect.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    third one isn't too long it just feels a lot cornier than the first two and is too reliant on CGI.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good slop ever made.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to legitimize this with a response.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies are such good adaptations right because they are so different from the books. You literally CANNOT transpose the books as they are over film, it would be inevitably bad.
    t. Read everything Tolkien at least 3 times

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct. First read them in 1968.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything with galadriel is mad boring and could be cut from the movie and it wouldnt make any difference

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how in the book Galadriel drops the greatest lines in the entire work and the whole Lothlorien chapter is kino, yet the movie part was somewhat sub-par
      >for ere the fall of Nargothrond or Gondolin I passed over the mountains, and together through ages of the world we have fought the long defeat.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Tom Bombadil.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hobbits finally leave
      man oh man do i hate them fancy lads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an improvement

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter was better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Harry Potter for teenage girls, though? Asking as someone who was too old for it even when it came out. I just know a lot of prepubescent girls really, really liked it at the time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't Harry Potter for teenage girls, though?
        And queers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... regarding waifus*
      Sorry forgot to type all the sentence lads.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring fantasy shit

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah I totally battled and killed that balrog... no we won't show it in the movie it just happened ok??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      :/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the balrog battle was in the theatrical of two towers you dumbass

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel
    Denethor
    Faramir
    Sam crumbs

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's storytelling, CGI, pacing flaws, but is there any sentiment against the casting being completely flawless?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viggo was a somewhat bad choice for Aragorn. Orlando Bloom was just horrible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casting a blonde twink for Faramir was fricking terrible. Especially considering Boromir's casting is so good.

        Actors for Boromir and Faramir looked more like Isildur than Aragorn. They should have cast Sean Bean as Aragorn and had Viggo play Boromir with a similar looking guy for Faramir.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Orlando Bloom
      I'm so glad he got so few lines, because he is awful. During this time he was also awful in Pirates and Kingdom of Heaven.
      Terrible actor. Absolutely fricking terrible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casting a blonde twink for Faramir was fricking terrible. Especially considering Boromir's casting is so good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Faramir
        >casting a blond twink
        Which movie were you watching?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a flaw.

    Action scenes go on for too long
    Legolas matrix garbage
    Turning Gimli into a joke
    Dreamworks tier CGI Gollum
    Hokey shit like the sea of skulls
    Too much CGI in Return in general
    Cutting the Barrow-wights
    Cutting the scouring of the Shire
    Everything about Faramir
    etc etc and so on and on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am no man!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The theatrical cuts are severaly lacking.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Planted in normies the idea that the books/series is about le epic violence in brown and grey setting.

    I fricking hate Peter Jackson and this americanized piece of trash.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the extended editions

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RotK > TT > FotR

    Plebes will differ but they don't understand the central theme of Northern Courage.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single non-white character and not enough strong women!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The flaws are in the books. The story doesn't make any sense but the films did well to make something decent out of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What doesn't make sense to you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they fly the eagles to Mordor

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauron's hordes of crow familiars would have spotted the eagles and then the Witch-King would have gone after them

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second one has bad pacing, long drawn out scenes, inconsistent acting, cliches, weaker music direction, etc. Fellowship on the other hand is near perfect save a few minor flaws

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some CGI got old.
    The extended versions have sometimes weird rythm.
    That's all.
    LotR were the last kinos ever made.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the first film, dislike the second film and like the third film
    Last time I tried watching the second film I fell asleep during helm's deep because it was just that dull
    Books are far better

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did Faramir dirty. Other than that it was pretty much perfect, especially the first movie

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The third one is the one that needs to be the extended one for the series to work
    2 discs for the intended intermission

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The films fail to capture the growing sense of stakes and spectacle the books do so well. When you start out reading LOTR it's like a children's fairytale because that's just the kind of world the hobbits live in. But as you keep reading the story gets progressively grander and darker, much like the hobbits the reader realizes the world is so much bigger than they realize, it's like losing that naive childlike wonder and becoming an adult. By comparison the movies literally begin with an epic battle against Sauron right away. The bar is immediately set high and you never get that feeling of the world slowly unravelling before your eyes like it does for the hobbits

    You could argue 3 feature films is way too little runtime to replicate this feeling, but I still feel it could have been done better. The opening reeks of some executive saying "You need something epic and cool right at the start!"

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimli didn't need to be that much of a comic relief. It gets old really fast.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship is the only good movie. A masterpiece of film in my eyes. There's a huge drop in quality after. Too much pointless deviation from the books, too much campy hokey stuff, too much reliance on spectacle over substance. There are some genuinely good parts but they are drowned out by what is mediocre or bad. It almost feels like TT and RotK had a different director.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im that type of degenerate who would rather watch the Ralph Bakshi version

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think they handled the mirror of galadriel scene very well in the movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you have preferred they do the Scouring of the Shire in the third movie though?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ost is too perfect

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weathertop scene was ruined
    >Frodo's shit characterization
    >Merry and Pippin shit characterization. Being comic relief
    >Legolas video game scenes
    >No Glorfindal because Arwen needed something to do
    >First meeting with Strider
    That's a start at least

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TTT is mediocre. FOTR is as close to 10/10 as anything though.

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