Just buy the premium service and the ads will go away 🙂
What's the matter, too poor to afford youtube?
I did. I know this homosexual board is deathly afraid of giving money to the le ebil corporations but I’d rather they reach into my bank account once a month as long as I never have to see another fricking Tai Lopez ad.
The 2 minute long 'testosterone' pill and sex toy commercials they air on comedy central, cartoon network, etc at night.
I hadn't seen commercials in years but I found some tv channel livestreams and they are truly repulsive.
It must really be only boomers who are paying for this shit.
If prescription drug ads were illegal like they are in almost the entire world except America cable television would have gone bankrupt years and years ago.
>using youtube app out of laziness >keep getting ad from Kayak with some loud Indian guy yelling in a high pitched voice during dinner
Why do they think people will use their service with these annoying ads?
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I never noticed any of these, but holy frick the Nissan car. When he bought the car, that was the most on the nose advert I've ever seen in a show.
Nissan is the most garbage car brand that sells cars. I'd take a Kia or even a Ford before a Nissan.
Some ad for ebay where two israelites sit around a fake camp site and peddle bullshit. One is literally named Moishe. He refers to his arm strength as "beta male" while pushing a wheel barrow. Was hard to believe just how lazy they've gotten. It's like they know they don't even have to try anymore.
Celebs must be hard up recently cause they are taking every fricking pathetic advertising job or endorsement they can get. Seems like that kind of thing used to be considered beneath them, especially a listers.
For me it's the blood pressure medication with the "tearing of the perineum may occur" as a side effect and they keep changing the wording with every new commercial
>spent a day at my boomer aunt and uncle's house >TV was constant medication commercials >AIDS meds >the same "will tear your butthole" med that mentioned >a medication that will make your dick straighter, that they illustrate with a fricking carrot >more AIDS meds >like seriously every commercial break has a black drag queen talking about how he and his husband are on the innovative new AIDS med wtf
Do most guys' wieners stick straight out? Mine isn't bent or crooked necessarily but it comes mostly straight up if you say straight up is a 90 degree angle mine is probably 110 degree out
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who poops normally because of all the ads for laxatives or ibs/crohn's medication.
Also - who the frick thought it was a good idea for Jaime Lee Curtis to have poop yogurt parties in their commercial? Why are the people that make Old Spice ads the only ones that make sense?
From what I've gathered from the VA equivalent of fine print they're collagen injections paired with 'daily penile stretching exercises.' They also don't want you fricking for four weeks after your treatment.
they say a side effect is penile fracture - but the fine print on the ad mentions necrosis, too.
I think being ready to perform her show upon announcement of Hilldawg's anointment that never came broke her for a long time. I believe it was her and Gaga that had a whole show planned live when it turned out pmurt won.
Ryan Reynolds is in a bunch of cell phone network commercials. It’s weird. Their pitch is basically >hey you know how phone plans are expensive? >well, not ours >pls do the needful sirs
Those two tracks were not produced by Dr. Luke, the real secret behind her career. That israelite was accused of rape and misconduct and almost cancelled from the face of the Earth.
if you talk about ads, you are doing EXACTLY what they want
90% of young people don't watch TV and use adblock
making cringe and viscerally awful clips is a way to make people watch it
marketing people should be flayed alive and fed to blowflies
>if you talk about ads, you are doing EXACTLY what they want >making cringe and viscerally awful clips is a way to make people watch it >marketing people should be flayed alive and fed to blowflies
Thanks anon. I wish everyone was as much of a "free-thinker" like you.
>90% of young people don't watch TV and use adblock
Zoomers are completely tech illiterate. They only know how to click on apps. They use their devices exactly like boomers do - treating every website like its linkedin, freely giving all their personal info out with no concern for opsec. Only chad millenials who grew up on older internet know how to create a somewhat pleasing browsing experience.
All commercials suck now
Grubhub
ba-DUM
snee-snee-snee-sneedly
ba-DUM
snee-snee-snee-sneedly, sneeeeeeeed
>ads
I honestly couldn't believe it when I heard her voice over the ad. How can someone possibly sink so low?
Post a goddamn link or a name you homosexual, not all of us watch the same shit you watch to know what this is
Katy Perry Just Eat ad
she be looking extremely israeli
seems fine to me
The Snoop Dogg version was more annoying tbh
This is the first catchy song she’s made in a long time
The comments on this video are unironically some of the worst things I have ever read.
Gotta love how they all think she conceived and produced the ad all on her own, instead of just singing
You morons do realize that those are literally bought/fake comments right?
I don’t get it.
I did. I know this homosexual board is deathly afraid of giving money to the le ebil corporations but I’d rather they reach into my bank account once a month as long as I never have to see another fricking Tai Lopez ad.
>I give money to YouTube, every month, to stop the ads
hahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Honestly the best browser ever made
I like it and only recently did I realise it using it made leftoids seethe for some reason
Hm, might be her worst song. I used to like some her songs too. Is it autotuned?
What the frick is wrong with normies?
probably botted comments by the company to drive hype
>GPT-3
>put it on spotify
demolition man predicted this again
kek
Still waiting on the 3 shells.
Is it just me or does the wall seem to coming harder and faster than ever?
She's turning into Rosie O'Donnel
BY HADES WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
*snifffffffffff*
i have not seen an ad in years. but those ones with the marionette wife and the human husband who mocks her constantly were mean.
yeah I saw that one too and thought what the frick he's a piece of shit
The 2 minute long 'testosterone' pill and sex toy commercials they air on comedy central, cartoon network, etc at night.
I hadn't seen commercials in years but I found some tv channel livestreams and they are truly repulsive.
It must really be only boomers who are paying for this shit.
If prescription drug ads were illegal like they are in almost the entire world except America cable television would have gone bankrupt years and years ago.
Never understood how you can advertise for drugs you can't buy
>Hey goy, that undiagnosed medical problem you think you have? Boy do we have the solution for you!
New Zealand also has commercials for prescription drugs, which wouldn't have been my guess for what country other than US allows them.
Sharon Stone in some bullshit slots phone app commercial.
This but with John Goodman, I didn’t even think it was him at first.
Frick I forgot about that one. Mobile kusoge ads are the fricking worst.
Lol
>watching ads
>not muting the tv when ads play if you absolutely have to sit through them
>I Kissed a Girl is 20 years old now
How do we go back bros?
>20 years
No way.
No it wasn't it was 14 years ago
>It was 14 years ago
>COD:MW1 was 14 years ago
Return to tradition.
She had a song called "your gay" it was pretty based
>using youtube app out of laziness
>keep getting ad from Kayak with some loud Indian guy yelling in a high pitched voice during dinner
Why do they think people will use their service with these annoying ads?
Just buy the premium service and the ads will go away 🙂
What's the matter, too poor to afford youtube?
One word, OP: Postmates.
This doesn't even compare.
She lost her israeli producer because of rape accusations... From there it was a slow but inevitable downfall
I never noticed any of these, but holy frick the Nissan car. When he bought the car, that was the most on the nose advert I've ever seen in a show.
Here's the scene.
Honestly surrpised I've never seen it memed on here more.
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Tony starts talking like he's on an used car depot
Da Nissan twiple safety guawantee Carm!
Nissan is the most garbage car brand that sells cars. I'd take a Kia or even a Ford before a Nissan.
Some ad for ebay where two israelites sit around a fake camp site and peddle bullshit. One is literally named Moishe. He refers to his arm strength as "beta male" while pushing a wheel barrow. Was hard to believe just how lazy they've gotten. It's like they know they don't even have to try anymore.
That disgusting Amazon commercial where they had the deaf guy slurp out words
Celebs must be hard up recently cause they are taking every fricking pathetic advertising job or endorsement they can get. Seems like that kind of thing used to be considered beneath them, especially a listers.
I'm glad I literally haven't seen cable television since 2012 it was bad then I cannot imagine what it's like in Current Year + 7
The absolute state of the UK
For me it's the blood pressure medication with the "tearing of the perineum may occur" as a side effect and they keep changing the wording with every new commercial
>spent a day at my boomer aunt and uncle's house
>TV was constant medication commercials
>AIDS meds
>the same "will tear your butthole" med that mentioned
>a medication that will make your dick straighter, that they illustrate with a fricking carrot
>more AIDS meds
>like seriously every commercial break has a black drag queen talking about how he and his husband are on the innovative new AIDS med wtf
Do most guys' wieners stick straight out? Mine isn't bent or crooked necessarily but it comes mostly straight up if you say straight up is a 90 degree angle mine is probably 110 degree out
no, mine also bends slightly. its nothing odd. ive slept with a decent few women and none have ever mentioned it.
>he doesn't have the Aryan Angle
It's so over bro
How is "bent dick" so common a problem that an ad campaign for dick straightening meds is financially viable?
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who poops normally because of all the ads for laxatives or ibs/crohn's medication.
Also - who the frick thought it was a good idea for Jaime Lee Curtis to have poop yogurt parties in their commercial? Why are the people that make Old Spice ads the only ones that make sense?
Because how often do you hear from other guys that their dicks are bent in a unusual angle?
>medication that will make your dick straighter
Uh sauce?
From what I've gathered from the VA equivalent of fine print they're collagen injections paired with 'daily penile stretching exercises.' They also don't want you fricking for four weeks after your treatment.
they say a side effect is penile fracture - but the fine print on the ad mentions necrosis, too.
Ain't pharmacology the best?
Lots of AIDS adverts is concerning.
psoriasis medication with a side effect of SUICIDE
>two guys at a funeral wake looking down on the casket
>"I just can't believe it"
>"I know... his skin looks AMAZING"
>"may also cause severe diarrhea"
>shows a guy jumping into a swimming pool
lol, is this real?
the psoriasis medication having a side effect of 'suicidal thoughts or actions', totally.
One of my medications for muscle problems has a side effect of "Instant Death"
Every pill a spin of the russian roulette...
I wanna be one less, One Less!
O-N-E-L-E-S-S
I would frick that kate perry puppet
Queria que isso fosse uma música completa e tivesse no Spotify
Remember when she had short blonde hair and claimed she's done with "Katy Perry" persona? Yeah, me neither.
She really went insane after Hildawg lost, glad she seems to be re-embracing her old self though.
She should just call it quits at this point
I think being ready to perform her show upon announcement of Hilldawg's anointment that never came broke her for a long time. I believe it was her and Gaga that had a whole show planned live when it turned out pmurt won.
Ryan Reynolds is in a bunch of cell phone network commercials. It’s weird. Their pitch is basically
>hey you know how phone plans are expensive?
>well, not ours
>pls do the needful sirs
she went from selling 20-30 million records, to shilling for hillary to her new album couldnt even break 1 million to grubhub.
Getting dumped by russell brand was the beginning of the end for her
I would say it was swish-swish and bon appetite. they were "big" but those were so cringey I dont think she could recover from them
Those two tracks were not produced by Dr. Luke, the real secret behind her career. That israelite was accused of rape and misconduct and almost cancelled from the face of the Earth.
She would never eat all those noodles as a female celeb.
if you talk about ads, you are doing EXACTLY what they want
90% of young people don't watch TV and use adblock
making cringe and viscerally awful clips is a way to make people watch it
marketing people should be flayed alive and fed to blowflies
>if you talk about ads, you are doing EXACTLY what they want
>making cringe and viscerally awful clips is a way to make people watch it
>marketing people should be flayed alive and fed to blowflies
Thanks anon. I wish everyone was as much of a "free-thinker" like you.
>90% of young people use adblock
t. has never been around young people
>90% of young people don't watch TV and use adblock
Zoomers are completely tech illiterate. They only know how to click on apps. They use their devices exactly like boomers do - treating every website like its linkedin, freely giving all their personal info out with no concern for opsec. Only chad millenials who grew up on older internet know how to create a somewhat pleasing browsing experience.
meds
The song was ok enough tho.
The Snoop Dog just eat ad.
the bic lighters with martha are a new low for him
as opposed to literally murdering people?
Pretty much any ad with Snoop or Shaq in, for that matter. Shows that retirement isn't all that fun when you still need money to live.
The jolibee cuck commercial
The one that implies single fathers would frick up cooking french fries and the daughter looks at her dad with a "at least you're trying" look.
CDAN always claimed she's massive coke head, i've started to believe in that after this disaster.