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good one op. my sides are in orbit.
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>I AM ALDAL SMITH!
>AND I'M ALDAL JEDAI!
Why did rey and sheev suddenly channel the power of people we never see.
Blatant sequel bait
so they can make a shitty disney+ series about these characters
This meme was never funny. Stop posting anti-comedy.
You now hear the music in your head.
Asteroid fields will always be William's absolute masterpiece
Call Star Destroyer 6-5000!
>every single Star Wars game of the 1990s had the Asteroid Field as its default soundtrack
>never got sick of it no matter how many times I heard it
>would sometimes just sit there listening to it if the game had a soundtrack select
John Williams gets credit for making Star Wars a success but I don't think nearly enough. Try to imagine any other type of music in the original trilogy and tell me it would have the same impact.
this brings back some good memories. thanks anon.
Best space scene in the entire franchise. Better than the trench run. Everything is so fluid. Han pulling out all the stops and getting the star destroyers to crash into each other is pure fricking kino.
Jedi outcast music
Let me guess, Disney employee?
Defeating THE PHANTOM MENACE? She didn't defeat the actual mastermind behind everything, THOUGH.
I'm still mad the backlash to Episode 1 cost us Darth Binks.
Darth Binks is canon and you can't convince me otherwise. George would have received a standing ovation in every theatre across the globe during the reveal if he had done it.
reddit moment
it wouldn’t be so cringe if it weren’t for the fact it blatantly ripped off tony’s death in endgame, a movie that came out literally months before TROS.
>I am Jedi Man
It could have been very cool. There is an idea there to be explored where a sith master literally assimilates the souls of all the masters they kill, accumulating power into a single body, vs the Jedi winning through the power of friendship. The problem is that I’m not sure if any of the writers even thought of that, or if they just thought it would sound cool to say “i am all the sith.”
HERE WE ARE
BORN TO BE KINGS
WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
>There is an idea there to be explored where a sith master literally assimilates the souls of all the masters they kill, accumulating power into a single body
Darth Bane based his Rule Of Two on that very concept; that having only two vessels for all the Dark Side's power would produce more effective warriors than doling out drops of power over hundreds of individuals.
That makes sense with the idea of tyranny. I think it would have made more sense for Rey to say “I have all the Jedi”, i.e. they all have my back. Then there is a commentary about the idea that the power is not really divided into all the Jedi because they have a common purpose, like love or friendship or something. Then you have an actual moral with an emotion behind it. I’m not sure if that was the actual intended idea for that scene or not but I doubt it
Inside every woman there are two wolves. WINK WINK.
Kino…
imagine if they actually showed the knights of ren doing anything or having any meaning or backstory or whatever, then it might have meant something. they die in 2 minutes or less.
COME ON
VOGUE
LET YOUR BODY
GROOVE TO THE MUSIC
HEY HEY HEY
LET YOUR BODY GO
WITH THE FLOW
Very excited for Fury Road 2
dude in the middle looks like an NCR Ranger
Dude in the middle looks like he’s carrying a cricket paddle
Fighting who again? They showed up in the same movie, they're completely forgettable. I can't name a single one but I can recall Babu Frik.
I mean it is the best moment in that movie. But there are no other good moments to compete against it
I thought the subplot where they had to jailbreak c-3po was fun.
Nostalgia bait that only existed so they could get a sound clip for the trailer that made it look like 3PO was going to die
Maybe, but I just though it was funny that for 40 years,everyone was telling c-3po to shut up, and now when they finally want him to say something, he refuses.
Glup Shitto is more iconic than these morons.
homie what didnt he just stop shooting lightning lol
Just stop haha
She's reflecting HIS lighting, simply cease shooting it from his fingertips lol
Lmao
This shit came out of nowhere. It was never established that it all has to come to this showdown with a specially leveled up character. It's nonsense. Luke didn't require ALL THE JEDI to defeat Palpatine. It's nonsense.
It was clearly done to reestablish a sense of finality. There was no reason to doubt he was dead prior to TROS, so they had to make him double-dead with an uber-climax that recontextualized the conflict into something ever grander. It was tacked on and stupid the same way Anakin being turned into a prophesied Chosen One was tacked on and stupid.
Wow…
This has to be a parody account.
Parody is dead because the Left is unwittingly a self-parody.
>He was originally called to action through a hologram projection, now he fulfills his destiny as one.
lmao amazing
I refuse to believe that it is not troll account
People liking something I don't? Must be a troll!
this dweeb has such a punchable face
some nog will likely stab him to death soon
Thankfully. Maybe they aren’t so bad if they serve such a vital purpose. Maybe Palestine should i port American blacks to handle it in a weekend or two
God I hope so
Do you think he jerks if off to that toy?
Untermensch
The soi phenotype
What goes through one's head when taking pictures like this?
I look like him and sound like him. Jealous, White chud?
I don't regard myself as a violent man, but I would unironically beat the shit out of this homosexual at the first legally available opportunity to do so
this guys has to be a paid shill right?
no actual human has opinions like this
I'm a big fan of Star Wars and have no interest in watching that film again. Saw it once in a theater and was waiting for it to end so I could take a piss.
>Rips off the ending of the current highest grossing movie of all time almost word for word, in a context that barely even makes sense
It's almost admirable how little of a frick they gave about finishing this shit trilogy
I have never seen the nu trilogy.
same here, but it still retroactively ruined star wars for me
I have, and it is my firm intention to never see it ever again, or anything else made by Disney regarding the franchise.
I remember very little of them. The scene in OP
Had completely forgotten about it.
I rely on people with Scottish accents to regale them to me.
I did so that you wouldn’t.
Don’t bother with it, trust me.
I’m being 100 percent serious when I say I envy you. No matter how your life is going, if you ever feel down, take solace in that. You have 7 or 8 hours I will never have back.
Why is murder illegal again?
I never saw this. I knew after walking out of the cinema after Last Jedi I was done and I wasn't interested in even pirating Star Wars anymore, let alone paying for it.
>literally stealing the ending of RotJ for herself
kek frick these fricking movies
>hates Starkiller but loves Rey
How
low test
He has the big gay. Incurable. Pity him if you must.
Palpatine "kill me and I'll win!"
Rey : "No, I won't kill you !"
Palptine : "so I'll fight you"
Rey : "I'll kill you !"
Ackshually Palpatine killed himself with his own lightning. Sure Rey fought him and knowingly deflected his lightning back at him with the intent to kill him, but apparently spiritual well-being works on technicalities.
So why she pushed the lighting on Palpatine?
>Palpatine killed himself with his own lightning.
It's a canonical fact that he's actually terrible with Force Lightning, almost got killed by it when Mace Windu reflected it, Vader grabbing him too
At least that garbage is better than this ridiculous scene in the OT where they travel so far away from their own galaxy they can see it in this shot, yet boomers ignore this type of hack job conveniently.
That scene always bothered me as a kid. It felt unfitting, nevermind the physical improbability of it.
Now it just makes me mad that it implies we can just travel between galaxies (that makes all that talk about inner/outer rim moot, tatooine isn't just a backwater planet anymore) and gives credence to that moronic whales/rebels thing.
Light speed travel between galaxies would still take theoretically speaking, 4 or 5 years to reach a neighboring galaxy, and if I understand correctly, that's roughly the shortest distance between galaxies on record.
anon the nearest galaxy is 2.5 million light years away. The nearest STAR is 4 light years.
>That scene always bothered me as a kid. It felt unfitting, nevermind the physical improbability of it.
>Now it just makes me mad that it implies we can just travel between galaxies (that makes all that talk about inner/outer rim moot, tatooine isn't just a backwater planet anymore) and gives credence to that moronic whales/rebels thing.
In Tales of the Bounty Hunters, they go into detail about how hiding above the galactic plane was a risky move because even though the empire didn't think to look there, it was so fuel-intensive to get that far above the plane that most of the rebel fleet could barely make it.
>Empire controls the galaxy
>Less control the farther you go out from the center
How is this an issue?
Because as dumb as that visual is, the fact that they apparently traveled outside the galaxy is not an explicit plot point and has no tangible effect on the overall narrative.
weren't they regrouping outside the known system to plot to rescue han?
Their location is not intrinsic to the plot and is never explicitly stated, nor is there any established reason they would need to leave the Galaxy to avoid capture.The galaxy is no more than a visual cue with some stupid implications. If you just erased the galaxy from that shot the story literally wouldn't change at all. It's an ultimately inconsequential flaw.
That's a minor dwarf star surrounded by dust clouds, idiot.
That got retconned later to be the Rishi Maze, a dwarf galaxy in close local proximity to the SW galaxy. There's a narrow hyperspace path to it from the Rishi system in the Outer Rim, hence the name 'Rishi Maze', and certain traders and explorers have made the journey. Those that make it back are mum about what they found there, to not spark mass interest or curiosity.
There are stars in the background BEHIND what is obviously some type of sun with a gaseous nebula surrounding it. It's SCI FI. Science FICTION. But there are stars BEHIND it, meaning you're still in a galaxy, you're not looking at another one.
>ib4 those stars are other galaxies far far away
Shut up idiot.
For me it's asteroids being 30 meters apart
Or the idea that ships would exist and maneuver around in space. Irl the empire would just launch a 3 meter tall rod of lead at 99% the speed of light and acomplish the same thing as a death star.
thats not a galaxy tho, it looks like a white dwarf imploding. anything but a fricking galaxy
What’s the problem?
I could, but what would be the point to argue with huge homosexuals like yourself?
There is none.
A low effort troll?
ON TWITTER?!!??!?1!
Rise of skywalker is kino on the level of Neil Breen and Ed Wood it’s so horrendously awful that it’s enjoyable.
All Disney had to do was adapt dark empire or crimson empire and we could have had kino.
obligatory frick Rian Johnson for fricking up the sequel trilogy
>it's so horrendously awful that it’s enjoyable.
This is not a real thing. You enjoy it and are just so cringe you can't come out and say it because of how embarrassed you'll be.
Ok you caught me
Dark Empire needs a massive rework to be a decent movie trilogy.
Crimson Empire would not work at all
also rise of skywalker is just straight bad through and through, not even funny bad.
Dark Empire was a clusterfrick as it was, enough that it was usually ignored by most writers in the old Legends continuity. And then RoS took it and poorly adapted it into its search and run plot.
Resurrecting Sheev is and will always be a moronic idea.
>Name a more iconic moment in Star Wars. You cant
oh yeah?
>a bbc is fricking the empire
Powerful stuff, thanks Filoni
If that is the first thing you see you have problems
>STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!!!!
>If that is the first thing you see you have problems
bruh. the tower has a clearly defined scrotum...
>The only metaphors Disney writers are capable on are sex related ones
Not surprised
Why does that tower have a ballsack?
>all around me are familiar faces
>people like that actually exist
Not sure that was a reminder I needed.
Based. Rey is a better protagonist than Luke and Anakin.
frick off jacob
What is this? I dropped Star Wars entirely after watching TLJ. It was so insulting I vowed to never give it another minute or dime.
All you need to know.
why are american israelites like this?
All israelites are degenerate, no matter where they are.
I love the reality check they are getting from their leftist friends this last week or so.
It's astounding how israelites, despite controlling Western civilization, still have a powerful lack of logical foresight, unable to see the long term consequences of their actions, a tale as old as the sacking of the Byzantine Empire and then some.
>Solo: A Star Wars Story's biggest fan
Biggest and most likely only fan kek
Tron legacy is at least unironically good though
Remember when they announced the Emperors return. On Fortnite.
Kill me, Rey
No *kills him*
Americans suck
Um, ackshually sweetie, she merely defended herself against his continuous attack, and it reflected back onto him; he killed himself.
Why didn’t his spirit enter her body again?
Because she didn't kill Palpatine. The latter ended up killing himself in blind arrogance when his lightning bounced back on him via "I am rubber, you are glue" effect. The ritual required her to kill him out of rage in order to qualify for spirit transfer + possession, but she managed to negate it via self-defense. Look it up on the official wiki.
>literally delivers a finishing line as she kills him
>self-defense and no rage
lmao spiritual technicalities
>look it up on the wiki
if the movie didn't explain it by showing it and i have to read external materials it did a dogshit job at storytelling
>Look it up on the official wiki.
I feel like "indoctrinated Exegol's population with Sith values" is a massively underrated bit of this tweet. What the frick does that even mean?
a good question for another time
Based Kevin from sin city eating those b***hes alive.
Why didn't Sheev want to take over Kylo's body instead of Rey's, was he a troony?
It's been discussed on r/starwars, but Ben was being groomed by Snoke to fall to the dark side prior to the Sequels as part of Palpatine's initial plan to get revenge on the Skywalkers. It's assumed Rey was initially a backup in case Ben came back to the light, but after discovering they were the Force Dyad, he nixxed the possession plan and decided to rejuvenate himself using said Dyad anyway.
>It's been discussed on r/starwars
>It's been discussed on r/
Who the frick is Ben
BENJAMIN BARKER!
>Who the frick is Ben
Han and Leia's son. He went by the title "Kylo Ren" when he served under Snoke.
Obi Wan
Does Palpatine use that Dyad to Dyalate?
>the Force Dyad
the sequels were such fricking dog shit this central plot point is unknown to all the people who watched them.
>How dare you enjoy things in movies I don't like
Even Anakin vs Obiwan senseless blade twirling is a better moment than that Endgame knockoff
Ok
It's clearly a parody account, there's no way someone says that unironically
You jest, but """people""" like ~~*jacob*~~ genuinely do exist, sadly.
This is just every JRPG/anime ending?
>This is just every JRPG/anime ending?
no, I expect to be able to punch out god in my JRPGs, not electrocute some old boomer wizard
The shit I took this morning was more iconic.
Pics or it didn't happen
>Pics or it didn't happen
t. Hamas
>Rey wins because she is the bestest most powerful Jedi ever
>Luke wins because he believes his father is not beyond redemption and is proven right when Anakin breaks free of the grip of the dark side and sacrifices his own life to save his son
Sequels are absolute tripe.
Luke's battle with Vader has emotional stakes because when the final fight happens, you already know that Vader is his father, and you the viewer are entirely aware of the context of a father, being forced to fight and potentially kill his son or watch him be killed by Palpatine, and even with Vader's mask on you understand 100% the conflict he's going through and you watch his brainwashed loyalty to Palpatine break. It means something, because every character in that room has a reason for being there for that moment, each of them is a necessary part of that triangle of drama, and thus overcoming it is a heroic moment.
But Rey has none of that. She doesn't know Palpatine, he doesn't know her, and no one has to overcome any internal struggle or resolve any narrative drama. Both parties just show up to a place, and then they have a magic fight, and then when the magic fight is over then everything owned by the Evil People blows up and the day is saved. No one involved is different by the end of it, no changes have been made and no struggles overcome. Rey was already a Jedi Master at that moment, and Palpatine was already the Supreme Evil, so there's no one involved who can have any sort of arc, redemption, or pathos. You don't finish the movie after that fight knowing anything new about any of the characters involved in it.
>so profound
what exactly is profound about it?
>Who is Rey? Literally no one, with no training, with nothing special about her other than main character status.
>Why is Sheev back? Because they can't come up with any other villain since the last one they invented was just a Sheev clone anyway and they gave him up immediately.
>Who are the Knights of Ren? Literally no one other than cut concept stuff from back when they were just ripping off Dark Souls and having the villain be a fanboy of a better villain and leading a fan club.
>Why are these people all fighting? No one knows, they all just sort of ended up in the same place.
I think the funniest part of the entire Sequel finale is that Rey, ostensibly the great hero of the galaxy, literally does not know who Sheev is at all. They have never met, she has never heard his name, he died way before she was ever born, and even back then when Palpatine died it could very easily be argued that no one know he even existed since the whole point of him was that he was some shadowy mastermind behind the Empire, but he wasn't some figure on a throne that people actually worshipped or pledged loyalty to like an actual Emperor.
So by the time the two meet, she has no context for who he is or why he's there. But the story still has to act like it's important.
Hey, zoomer prequelfans, can you tell me what it was like to watch the prequels first and then the OT, specifically the part when Obi Wan Kenobi cuts that guy's arm off? Is that like, "whoa, Obi wan got so violent" or did you always just read it purely in a meta way that this is a movie from a different time than the prequels?
>Hey, zoomer prequelfans, can you tell me
Stopped reading.
millennials saw the OT first
viewed it in a meta way
6 was and still is the only OT film I enjoyed rewatching
Never forget.
https://twitter.com/elijahwood/status/1229632586760081409
isn't the guy who with his wife want to frick porgs?
>once and for all
He could just literally "somehow return" again.
jtimsuggsdeeznuts
I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere. Not like here, like you, so soft and smooth
haven't seen the movie, but the way he describes it makes it sound like a scene from a shonen anime.
star wars IS a shonen anime
Luke
Use the force
most iconic a meaningful moment of the entire trilogy and completely encompasses the spiritually george was trying to get across until he became a soulles corporate hack
I despise people who talk about Star Wars. The conversation around this IP has been unbearable for the last two decades.
>I AM ALL THE SITH!
>AH BUT YOU SEE, I AM ALL THE JEDI!
Did you the novelization ever explain what the frick was going on in this scene?
ripping off Avatar The Last Airbender, specifically Korra
And Tony Stark's last stand from Endgame, which came out in the same year.
I do not remember him elaborating on the good parts. What are they?
Receiving the check from Disney.
I don't even remember that moment. What movie is that?
Star Wars?
More like Star Weres.
How braindead do people have to be to convince themselves the shitquels have any merits.
By showing them the sequels
honestly it's because the prequels were many peoples first introduction to Star Wars
Anyone who likes this shit is a complete moron
>Emperor wants Rey to destroy him because he will get more powerful (or become one with her) or some shit
>Rey destroys him
>none of the shit the Emperor wanted happens for no reason
For me it's when Jedi master Luke accidentally killed boba fett by fricking up his jet pack. It also teached me that star wars was always about the toys
It doesn't count because disney SWINO is total dogshit.
You are dismissed pleb.
So iconic that I've never even seen it
What a psycho.
Why are all the Jedi better than all the sith?
What did the Jedi being there have to do with anything if all Rey does is use a second lightsaber? Why is that more special than Mace Windu reflecting Lightning by himself?
It’s funny how the climax in RotJ can be clearly communicated without having to mention space magic whatsoever, because it’s imbued with actual heart and humanity and drama. Modern storytellers just constantly miss the point when it comes to what made things like Star Wars and Star Trek, and even pre-MCU capeshit, great in the first place.
you now remember before the shittiness had really sunk in and fa/tv/irgins were making theories about the TFA mystery boxes
>Name a more iconic moment in Star Wars.
Every second of the Prequels, including the sand
Especially the sand
This is all this guy posts. Literally he will just pull a random scene from any Star Wars film and say "one of the greatest scenes in film history." The seething just pours in and he probably makes money from it.
>Name a more iconic moment in Star Wars
Looks like Dragon Ball
Maybe because everyone was having seizure from all the flashing lights
Rey defeating the villain already defeated in a previous trilogy while the voices of better characters aid her is profound but just not in the way this moron thinks it is.
White men need to be exterminated.
>it’s a trap!
>once and for all
or until the next trilogy
imagine if jesus was prophesied for hundreds of years but then some nameless scrub showed up literally the next generation and mogged all of his feats
that's star wars with luke and rey
Jesus was a Mary Sue chud. He never even trained in turning water in to wine and then he just does it? israelites just knew the sequel to the old testament was so bad they disowned it.
he didn't do that shit until 33 years old and spent the previous years learning from masters all over
hindus and buddhists tell stories of him visiting their lands as a youth
The Chosen One prophecy was stupid to begin with.
Chosen One prophecies are best used sparingly. The biggest takeaway from the prequels is that if you're not REALLY FRICKING CAREFUL with one of those it is STUPID easy to subvert it and turn your chosen one into a hollow monster.
1 Luke turning off his targeting computer, being saved by his friend who he thought abandoned him and making a 1 in a million shot blind to destroy the death star
2 "No. *I* am your father."
3 Anakin turning on his master and sacrificing himself to fulfill his destiny and destroy the Sith to save his son.
Prequel Trilogy had quotable memes but nothing that really stood out as an iconic moment
and Sequel Trilogy was just trash, the memorable moments were all stupid shit like flying a ship through hyperspace through a star destroyer and being able to observe the destruction of a star system in real time across the sky from a 3rd physical vantage point light years apart at each point, physically impossible, and "*sigh* Somehow, Palpatine has returned"