Shit. I'm sure there are some plot holes in Star Wars - meaning, the first movie - but I can't think of any off the top of my head. I guess maybe the fact that the Empire for some reason took the Death Star out of hyperspace in a location where they would have to wait to go round a planet before firing?
I think that's pretty realistic though, I assume that the Empire tried to get information about the Death Star plans out of them and when they said they knew nothing the stormtroopers just killed them in a fit of rage. Massacres like that happen sometimes in all the world's militaries.
Also the Death Star plans are highly classified, so even though the chance of some backwater farmers leaking anything is close to zero, the Empire is evil and doesn't care about killing innocents.
It's also possible they were gonna torture them and they fought back or something. We never see how they die exactly.
>the Empire is evil
I'm not saying you're wrong, and their deaths are left vague enough that you can buy it either way, but just that phrase -- "the empire is evil" -- sounds so stupid. Even a kids show like Avatar did its' due dilligence in showing just because you are an empire doesn't mean you are monolithically evil, and just because you are a rebel insurgence doesn't mean you are monolithically noble and honorable.
Yeah the only reason they needed to was for Lucas to have the Refusal of the Call step of the heros Journey checked. He followed the formula like a sperg. There's this awkward scene where Luke refuses to go with Obi Wan but then he takes a quick ride home just to see his family dead and then goes straight back to Obi and says he's ready now lol
Shit. I'm sure there are some plot holes in Star Wars - meaning, the first movie - but I can't think of any off the top of my head. I guess maybe the fact that the Empire for some reason took the Death Star out of hyperspace in a location where they would have to wait to go round a planet before firing?
>http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
Holy shit dude. This seems too in depth to be a complete troll. It seems like something you'd find on ED in 2008.
>the Empire is evil
I'm not saying you're wrong, and their deaths are left vague enough that you can buy it either way, but just that phrase -- "the empire is evil" -- sounds so stupid. Even a kids show like Avatar did its' due dilligence in showing just because you are an empire doesn't mean you are monolithically evil, and just because you are a rebel insurgence doesn't mean you are monolithically noble and honorable.
Yeah, the Empire is pretty ridiculous. I mean they got defeated by freaking teddie bear aliens using Home Alone style traps.
>Tfw there's a black hole the size of 80 solar systems out there >Actually that was the size 10 billions years ago, it's probably even bigger right now and growing
OP here. I was not asking a rhetorical question while thinking that no such movies exist, I am actually interested in finding movies that have no plot holes because I am tired of movies that do have obvious plot holes.
>had a nightmare one time that a black hole suddenly appeared near earth >there was enough time for news reports to be coming out about it, could kinda see it in the distance >reporters were freaking out but keeping professional although you could hear them stuttering over words in panic and see them sweating >suddenly my perspective is being pulled into the black hole, along with everything else >as my vision is stretched to its limit I feel my body pulling in and merging into the black hole >suddenly wake up
Uh bros? Did earth get blacked in another universe and I swapped to this one?
Hate to break it to you anon, but our universe is within a gigantic black hole.
https://www.insidescience.org/news/every-black-hole-contains-new-universe
[...] >farquad
Oops, I assumed Shrek 2. It's the only one I really remember, it's much better than the first.
Farquad is a manlet and Prince Charming is an entitled unhinged sissy. Meanwhile Shrek is a 8ft tall fat bastard who can physically wreck pretty much anyone 1v1, and probably has a BOC. It's obvious why Fiona went for Shrek
When Shrek rushes into Fiona and Farquaad’s wedding, he wants to stop her from marrying the small fella because Farquaad only wants to marry Fiona so he could become king himself.
The thing is, no one ever told Shrek that was Farquaad's plan, yet he still somehow knows it for certain.
tenet doesn't do anything right, think for more than 1 second (or just think) and you realize they did the cars backwards
BTW I did a game like tenet, BEFORE THE MOVIE WAS ANNOUNCED
you play from both ends of the time (pincer movement) and fight that way
pissed me off that my game got exact 1 sale (on /vg/ of all places) I was just doing it as a hobby, still, it's out there, maybe I redo it
There is some old movie where it's very slice of life with no real plot. Bunch of people at the beach and surrounding villa. I've never been able to remember the name or find it through searching online.
There wasn't any real plot to have holes. I guess it counts.
Most movies don't have plot holes. People only think they do because they weren't listening as the stuff they b***h about was explicitly explained to them.
>saving private ryan >wooden beach obstacles backwards >guys lets rush that MG and have the Doc in the assault with us lol >hey upham why you taking cover on the wrong side of the street? Lol the germans are literally shooting straight from where you are getting cover
El Topo
What is that image?
Fictional representation of a black hole. Closest I could think of to making an image for the concept of "plot hole".
a black hole consuming a star, but it's not terribly accurate
Detroit
A Quasar
Star Wars
Shit. I'm sure there are some plot holes in Star Wars - meaning, the first movie - but I can't think of any off the top of my head. I guess maybe the fact that the Empire for some reason took the Death Star out of hyperspace in a location where they would have to wait to go round a planet before firing?
The Empire kills Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen for no reason
I think that's pretty realistic though, I assume that the Empire tried to get information about the Death Star plans out of them and when they said they knew nothing the stormtroopers just killed them in a fit of rage. Massacres like that happen sometimes in all the world's militaries.
Also the Death Star plans are highly classified, so even though the chance of some backwater farmers leaking anything is close to zero, the Empire is evil and doesn't care about killing innocents.
It's also possible they were gonna torture them and they fought back or something. We never see how they die exactly.
>the Empire is evil
I'm not saying you're wrong, and their deaths are left vague enough that you can buy it either way, but just that phrase -- "the empire is evil" -- sounds so stupid. Even a kids show like Avatar did its' due dilligence in showing just because you are an empire doesn't mean you are monolithically evil, and just because you are a rebel insurgence doesn't mean you are monolithically noble and honorable.
Yeah the only reason they needed to was for Lucas to have the Refusal of the Call step of the heros Journey checked. He followed the formula like a sperg. There's this awkward scene where Luke refuses to go with Obi Wan but then he takes a quick ride home just to see his family dead and then goes straight back to Obi and says he's ready now lol
This.
Bigger Luke.
shoes
schizos destroyed
Star wars fans are mentally ill
now THIS is some proper schizo posting. Step up your game, Cinemaphile schizos
>http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
Holy shit dude. This seems too in depth to be a complete troll. It seems like something you'd find on ED in 2008.
Yeah it's a pretty old meme. Pre-Cinemaphile.
Yeah, the Empire is pretty ridiculous. I mean they got defeated by freaking teddie bear aliens using Home Alone style traps.
but if Han Solo is the constant reference point, how do we know its no actually a Smaller Han rather than a Bigger Luke?
star wars fandom ins insufferable
>inb4 jango and the padme assassination attempt
People have been searching for reasons to hate this kino for 20 years
Empire has a massive plot hole in it
Parsecs
>no life signs detected, hold your fire
why fricking why? were they charged by the laser bolt?
R2-D2 and C-3PO wouldn't have made it to the planet's surface if the pod had exploded, dummy
thats a plot hole
No it isn't? How else are you supposed to get the droids onto the planet?
you cut that scene
Then you have a plot hole: you don't explain how they got onto the planet
Robocop
American Robot Jesus is kind of too much.
The adventures of Baron Munchausen. Because everything is a lie. And true.
space is fricking terrifying
So are roaches. What's your point?
>if it was real
Is it? Space processes that occur throughout the universe produced the earth and life and you.
You should be grateful, not terrified
Im not joining your alien worshipping cult no matter how you word it.
>Tfw there's a black hole the size of 80 solar systems out there
>Actually that was the size 10 billions years ago, it's probably even bigger right now and growing
ATHFCMFFT
The Great Mouse Detective
Space is fricking fake
freddy got fingered
underappreciated post
Why did his parents buy him a car and give it to him at the bus station after he had bought a ticket.
every movie has plot holes
where else would they put the plot?
Melonchalie der Angel.
OP BTFO
OP here. I was not asking a rhetorical question while thinking that no such movies exist, I am actually interested in finding movies that have no plot holes because I am tired of movies that do have obvious plot holes.
Psycho.
>had a nightmare one time that a black hole suddenly appeared near earth
>there was enough time for news reports to be coming out about it, could kinda see it in the distance
>reporters were freaking out but keeping professional although you could hear them stuttering over words in panic and see them sweating
>suddenly my perspective is being pulled into the black hole, along with everything else
>as my vision is stretched to its limit I feel my body pulling in and merging into the black hole
>suddenly wake up
Uh bros? Did earth get blacked in another universe and I swapped to this one?
we sent a black hole to that universe because it was filled with gay morons
Hate to break it to you anon, but our universe is within a gigantic black hole.
https://www.insidescience.org/news/every-black-hole-contains-new-universe
I have dreams about black hoes sucking me up too. I always wake up just before I nut. Any films with this feel?
Gattaca
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Logan (if I’m not mistaken)
The Three Stooges (2012)
name one plothole in shrek
A woman doesn't go for a rich Chad and instead goes for an ugly incel who lives in a swamp.
farquad is a manlet and shrek probably has a massive dong
>farquad
Oops, I assumed Shrek 2. It's the only one I really remember, it's much better than the first.
You're joking but you're also right. She didn't need to go for Farquad but she could've just married someone else.
Farquad is a manlet and Prince Charming is an entitled unhinged sissy. Meanwhile Shrek is a 8ft tall fat bastard who can physically wreck pretty much anyone 1v1, and probably has a BOC. It's obvious why Fiona went for Shrek
You forgot that Fiona is literally an ogre herself
When Shrek rushes into Fiona and Farquaad’s wedding, he wants to stop her from marrying the small fella because Farquaad only wants to marry Fiona so he could become king himself.
The thing is, no one ever told Shrek that was Farquaad's plan, yet he still somehow knows it for certain.
shrek knew she was a princess, it's not a stretch to say he probably figured it out himself
Well, it could just as well be because Farquaad just wanted that prime puss. He wasn't really lacking power.
Tenet
Inland Empire
tenet doesn't do anything right, think for more than 1 second (or just think) and you realize they did the cars backwards
BTW I did a game like tenet, BEFORE THE MOVIE WAS ANNOUNCED
you play from both ends of the time (pincer movement) and fight that way
pissed me off that my game got exact 1 sale (on /vg/ of all places) I was just doing it as a hobby, still, it's out there, maybe I redo it
k-on movie
Your moms gangbang movie, Becuase all her “holes” were filled
it has earth hole
There is some old movie where it's very slice of life with no real plot. Bunch of people at the beach and surrounding villa. I've never been able to remember the name or find it through searching online.
There wasn't any real plot to have holes. I guess it counts.
https://imdb.com/title/tt0108188/
Most movies don't have plot holes. People only think they do because they weren't listening as the stuff they b***h about was explicitly explained to them.
No movie is without sins.
12 Angry Men
Jaws
Saving Private Ryan
Dunkirk
Wall-E
Into the Spiderverse
The Avengers
The Prince of Egypt
Shaun of the Dead
Die Hard
John Wick
>saving private ryan
>wooden beach obstacles backwards
>guys lets rush that MG and have the Doc in the assault with us lol
>hey upham why you taking cover on the wrong side of the street? Lol the germans are literally shooting straight from where you are getting cover
Foxy Grandpa
the man from earth
Empire (1964)
Amadeus
Too many notes.
12 angry men
primer
princess bride
Thé lord of thé rings Trilogy.
It's perfect.
>But muh eagles
Frick off, seriously frick off and have a nice day.
The Passion of the Christ
The Force Awakens