The mirror would never call Snow White the fairest of them all, therefore the milf queen wouldn't get jealous of her, and so the story wouldn't be able to exist.
Whoa whoa wait a minute, they've been telling me fat and short is just as beautiful as tall and shapely. Now they want me to accept that she's NOT as beautiful being short and fat?!??!!
Evil Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "I'm not gonna lie queen, you've got this beat by a mile. Have you seen Snow White lately? Total ham planet..."
>what if the witch had no reason to be jealous and the dwarves weren't dwarves? >what if the story had nothing to do with Snow White but was still called Snow White and went through all the same story beats as Snow White for some reason?
I hate oikophobia. It's so familiar.
It conflates beauty with weight. It's true that her face is more plain and she doesn't have those Disney princess eyes, but to leave it all as "beauty". It's a really dumb ad. The movie looked like it could be good, but the words in this ad are awkward. There's a way to say the same thing that's more accurate to what you're seeing, just mention "fantasy ideal" or how the character feels about it. And if the dwarves aren't short they aren't dwarves. It's also an awkward question no one really has interest in.
>what if Snow White was an old lady?
I don't know, no one cares, get out of my face. You have to sell unoriginal, uninspired media differently. This is a shallow elevator pitch a 10 year old would give. You walk out instantly on this shit.
To get you interested enough to put time and money into sitting through something that I guess answers those questions.
What's really stupid is that it passes up the concept of becoming an ideal version of yourself through fairy tale magic. It's not a bad concept, it was just poorly sold.
Nothing except that it only focuses on women when all genders are dealing with the pettiness of media and it's viewers.
The problem comes down to, "this is just our problem" instead expanding it to everyone.
>7 dwarves not so short
They are still short, sure they return to their regular form when no one is looking, but the now default goblin form is still quite tiny
I guess it was more like "Why body positivity is okay only when it comes for fat chicks?"
Seriously, everyone had to accept her true self, while dwarfs had to turn back to their human forms.
As far as I remember, dwarfs were cursed, originally handsome AF chads. And they were supposed to fall in love in Snow White's fat true self, because it's all about the "inner beauty" bullshit, but only if it's a woman...
No one's drawn the fat Snow White naked yet? The logical thing to do is have both Snow Whites naked and kissing each other, but two characters is a taller order, so I get that not being done this early, but come on. Let's get this started.
Wouldn't watch the movie. They're fricking dwarves, they're supposed to be short
Dwarves aren't necessarily short and giants aren't necessarily tall and sometimes they're the same thing.
>2+2=5
>her penis
off yourself
This
Literal translation is midget. So they would different beings and so the movie plot
those critters on the right are hideous
Lol Amerifats jealousy and egoism is really gigantic
>What if the little mermaid was actually a giant salamander?
>Lolwutburger
Frick off
Kek
Naw, she doesn't look like a crappy imitation of HannaBarbera.
What if Snow White *were no longer beautiful
The Anglosphere is giving up on the subjunctive and common usage will imminently make "I wish I was a bird" perfectly acceptable, if it isn't already
Why is not acceptable?
Women are so cringe
The mirror would never call Snow White the fairest of them all, therefore the milf queen wouldn't get jealous of her, and so the story wouldn't be able to exist.
Maybe in this universe Snow White is the one person who doesn't pathologicalically cheat at canasta.
>
Where are the dwarves?
>What if we made something no one gives a frick about
Sex sex sex left
What is with the three moronic looking emoticons gays at the corner?
who the frick enjoys those huge eyebrows on cartoon characters
I love how the "not beautiful" version is necessarily fatter and shorter. Self exposed in 4K
Whoa whoa wait a minute, they've been telling me fat and short is just as beautiful as tall and shapely. Now they want me to accept that she's NOT as beautiful being short and fat?!??!!
MOOOOOOOM!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!
Evil Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "I'm not gonna lie queen, you've got this beat by a mile. Have you seen Snow White lately? Total ham planet..."
>what if the witch had no reason to be jealous and the dwarves weren't dwarves?
>what if the story had nothing to do with Snow White but was still called Snow White and went through all the same story beats as Snow White for some reason?
I hate oikophobia. It's so familiar.
Well at least they didn't make snow white not white.
You think the MSM would ever call a brownskin ugly?
the fat one is hotter, so the basic premise makes no sense
she looks hot in both forms
>Tess Holliday
I'd kill that b***h if I ever see her in person, that is, in Minecraft.
Calling her fat version not beautiful is counter to the message of the actual film which does the whole "beauty is on the inside" cliche.
It conflates beauty with weight. It's true that her face is more plain and she doesn't have those Disney princess eyes, but to leave it all as "beauty". It's a really dumb ad. The movie looked like it could be good, but the words in this ad are awkward. There's a way to say the same thing that's more accurate to what you're seeing, just mention "fantasy ideal" or how the character feels about it. And if the dwarves aren't short they aren't dwarves. It's also an awkward question no one really has interest in.
>what if Snow White was an old lady?
I don't know, no one cares, get out of my face. You have to sell unoriginal, uninspired media differently. This is a shallow elevator pitch a 10 year old would give. You walk out instantly on this shit.
Not fat enough
Finally, a sensible answer
>Snow White no longer beautiful
She would have been safe from the Queen, I guess.
>Dwarfs not so short
Would ascend from dwarfs to manlets.
What's the point of this thought exercise?
To get you interested enough to put time and money into sitting through something that I guess answers those questions.
What's really stupid is that it passes up the concept of becoming an ideal version of yourself through fairy tale magic. It's not a bad concept, it was just poorly sold.
AKA:
>What if snow white hit the wall
>and the seven dwarfs became the 7 big black Black folk
>What if the Little Mermaid was no longer beautiful and couldn't sing for shit?
And they erased the actresses breasts and ass rryty
Nothing except that it only focuses on women when all genders are dealing with the pettiness of media and it's viewers.
The problem comes down to, "this is just our problem" instead expanding it to everyone.
>Twitter handle
There.
>heels off on right
I want her to step on me
Hillary lost
>7 dwarves not so short
They are still short, sure they return to their regular form when no one is looking, but the now default goblin form is still quite tiny
Someone post Werewolf Red Riding Hood
okay
So fat people are not beautiful? Is that what they wanted to say?
I guess it was more like "Why body positivity is okay only when it comes for fat chicks?"
Seriously, everyone had to accept her true self, while dwarfs had to turn back to their human forms.
>gets bigger
>breasts do not increase proportionately to her new size.
SAD
As far as I remember, dwarfs were cursed, originally handsome AF chads. And they were supposed to fall in love in Snow White's fat true self, because it's all about the "inner beauty" bullshit, but only if it's a woman...
No one's drawn the fat Snow White naked yet? The logical thing to do is have both Snow Whites naked and kissing each other, but two characters is a taller order, so I get that not being done this early, but come on. Let's get this started.
ah bloo bloo
Then she'd just be a fat b***h living with 7 dudes?
would and would
It's sounds like a porno.
Also, what are the dwarves not dwarves anymore?
I don't get the point for that part.