Name one good thing about this character. Just one

Name one good thing about this character. Just one

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he wants to frick a troony

  2. 10 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Massive BBC handcrafted to impregnate white prostitutes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He genuinely cares and puts his life at risk even when he is completely unready. Took up the mantle after Spiderman died to burden the responsibility on himself. He also refused to let Peter die as well multiple times.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Chinese find him tolerable enough.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he blk

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    About time a black comic book creator came up with a new character of colo...ACK!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his entire gimmick is making a black version of certain hero to replace them stealing everything they had and dragging them through the mud if possible
      Wish someone mugged this dude and stabbed him to death

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes willing to risk every single multiverse for his own hubris and personal comfort, hes an excellent villain

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A moron on Reddit called me a racist transphobic because I said he was black

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    makes /misc/tards seethe

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He believes in trans rights

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in two great Spiderman movies, same number as Toby Mcguire was in.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he brought culture to asgard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that people illustrated and wrote this with absolutely no awareness of how incredibly racist it all is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it possible to portray black culture without being racist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there shoes hanging from wires?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. He's black.
    2. He's not white.
    3. He's diverse.
    4. He's multicultural.
    5. He reflects modern society.

    There, you can have five.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he said good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reflects modern society
      no he doesn't lmao, i go weeks without seeing a single black person or even a mixed black person, but over 60% of my neighbors are 100% hispanic and speak no english whatsoever

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he gives representation to thousands of young black folk everywhere

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's funny, cute, faithful, and brave. What's not to like?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is one of the Spider-men of all time

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's pro trans rights

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got buck broken in the ass by a troony

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he gives me the ability to insta-troll any black person who might be trying to enjoy him as some form of "representation" despite magic spider powers not being real in the first place. they start talking about how treat 'Miles' is and i point out that Gwen is trans which makes Miles canonically gay, send them links to gay blogs celebrating penis-Gwen, news articles, fan art, etc. can't wait for the next installment where they put it front and center and it flops rofl, you have no idea how mad this is making black people i love it bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS GIRL IS TRANS
      >uh no...
      >LOOK AT ALL THESE UNOFFICIAL SOURCES THAT SAY IT HAHAHA TROLLED
      How would you look if you instead spent that time at the gym?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the Miles Morales character was introduced in the exact same manner that he originally was, but instead of being a half-black half-latino kid, he was a white kid named Mike Morris.

    In Ultimate Comics, the original Peter Parker is killed in battle, and shortly thereafter, we're introduced to Mike Morris, a teenager who is bitten by the exact same spider that Peter was, and gains the exact same powers as Peter, except he also has the extra special powers of invisibility and "Venom Strike" electricity. Mike gets a costume for himself that clearly looks like Spider-Man, and he calls himself the new Spider-Man. Not Spider-Boy, or The Arachnid, but "Spider-Man". Mike then meets Aunt May, Mary Jane, and Peter's other supporting cast, and Aunt May even gives Mike Peter's webshooters. In the years to come, Mike will be ported to the main 616 continuity, where he fights alongside Peter, and the two share the mantle of "Spider-Man". Mike fights many classic Spidey villains, takes a version of The Prowler from Peter to be his arch-nemesis, the writers constantly beat readers over the head with how important and valid Mike is as Spider-Man, and Mike is thereby shoved into every possible Spider-Man adaptation (comics, cartoons, video games, etc.), where Peter has to share the spotlight with Mike Morris, the new Spider-Man.

    Mike has stolen Peter's title, powers, origin story, supporting cast, villains, arch-enemy, costume, and spotlight, and we're all constantly reminded how great of a character he is by the writers.

    Doesn't this whole idea sound so laughably bad? It would go down as a mere footnote in Spider-Man mythology, and Mike Morris would barely be remembered by comic nerds as, "Hey, remember that one time the writers tried to replace Peter Parker with that new kid? That was dumb."

    But no, because Miles is a black minority kid, anyone who points out how poorly conceived this whole thing is will just be accused of being "racist." We're stuck with him forever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to rewrite history and replace us.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, man, blacks steal all the time, so Miles stealing everything from Peter is perfectly understandable.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    his exaggerated swagger of a black teen

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mindblowing

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